why cant atheists define atheism?

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>>732797187

here ya go. have a banana

Atheism - disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods

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>>732797187

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>>732798034

atheism is just another form of religion. if it weren't, then atheists would preach their gospel of science everywhere...
>religions people worship an holy entity presence
>atheists worship the holy entity's absence
apatheism is where it's at

atheism is a lack of belife and worship of a god or gods

>>732797187
Why cant you think of new bait?

Atheists are people who believe that god or gods (or other supernatural beings) are man-made constructs, myths and legends or who believe that these concepts are not meaningful.

>>732797187
The Neverending Story sucked balls.

>>732797187
>why cant atheists define atheism?

Lack of belief in any deity. There you go, really easy.

>>732797187
HEY KIDS!!!
Whenever you see a thread like this and you're ready to respond, make sure up in the options field you put the word "sage"
If it's a poop thread like this one, you'll be able to feel superior by posting bananas and shitlogs and such and you won't help the poor OP get any higher on the board!
That's just the first step in "hacking"
>The More You Know

>>732797187
It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell to three of my hghest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put then in the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

>>732798592
Atheism has nothing to do with science nor makes statements about science. Its a rejection of the existence of deities - and such no need to believe in them.

>>732797187
how many billions and trillions of this thread does it need, to know, that NO ONE CARES ! ???

>>732797187

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>>732797187
Because they can't define God.

>>732803002
exactly and we don't know what color russel's teapot is either

>>732797187
Why do atheists attend funerals?

Why my dick gets hard when i look at traps even tho i'm not a homosexual?

>>732803143
in order to denounce something, you must know it. and Atheists dont know anything about God and faith, hence they can't define their own religion.

This is to all agnostics and atheists here. The notion that we should prove or disprove the existence of God is fallacious. A divine being who's number one pre-requisite is the belief without proof would therefore create a reality that could be understood without the need for a creator. Thereby making moot any request for proof. Then we have some saying "if He's all powerful, omnipotent, omniscient, et al, why do we suffer under evil and sin?", failing to realise that it is us humans who make the evil and sin ourselves because of the freedom God has given us to make our own choices in life. Many atheists believe the Christian God is supposed to be all about love and forgiveness, and He is. But they never consider that He is also all about justice too. Think, He's given man a way back to Him, it's your choice accept or deny, He won't force you, that's love. If you choose to deny you are punished for your choice, that is justice, His justice. If He is real, He gets to set the rules to live by. He has given you the choice to rebel or obey. But enough with "hurr, no proof so you're wrong, herp-a-derp".

>>732797187
Why can't Christians define Christianity?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations

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>>732797187
>why cant atheists define atheism?

If I did that would make me as bad as you.

>>732803797
What the fuck do atheists have to do with rossel's teapot?

>>732803797
oh they know about faith, its believing in stuff for which there's absolutely no evidence at all, like any of the god/s

>>732797187
Why do you keep posting this inane thread?

Happy birthday, by the way.

>>732803895

k. but why is jacking off a sin?

>>732803895
Man didn't make cancer kill innocent children.

>>732804009
you say there is no God, but can you prove it?

>>732803797
>Atheist
>Religion
Pick one

why can't theists define?

>>732804422

Why can't niggers?

>>732804194
i said there's no evidence for any of the god/s. how can something be disproved for which there's no evidence? (like god/s or russel's teapot)

i don't entertain notions like god, souls, afterlife

>>732797187
Atheists know the actual truth, that's all

>>732804097
Look at the New Testament.

>>732804190
So if cancer exist... god wants some children dead...

>>732804532
But if god doesnt exist who makes the rain? Checkmate anon.

>>732804190
Understand first the nature of Man, Fallen, then you'll understand why we have the diseases we have. No one thought to ask what all these wonderful chemicals we use might do to us. Did they?

>>732804604

you're saying the new testament contains a convincing explanation of why an omnipotent, omniscent and loving being decided that if i have a date with rosie palms and don't feel guilty about it i deserve eternal torture?

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>>732797187
the word itself is the definition. lrn2english dogfucker.

>>732804756
>But if god doesnt exist who makes the rain? Checkmate anon
we have a scientific explanation for weather and they use it to make weather predictions

>>732804532
you can absolutely find evidence for God. Look outside your window and theres a whole world to prove God exists.

>>732804873

more like learn 2 ancient greek, but your point still stands.

cancer is evolution at work, some people get mutations and die, a select few will get mutations and evolve into super humans with an extra cup holder appendage.

>>732804936
nice assertion but i can't really do anything other than dismiss it

>>732804756
I understood God exists when I look at the tide. The tide goes in, then goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

>>732804931
>Implying the predictions aren't sent by god to the machines to help us syrvive.
Never go full retard anon.

>>732805066
lol are you saying it came from nothing?

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>>732801334
fidget spinners are for autistic people, thats why you're so passionate (if retards can even really feel passion)

>>732797187
Atheism is easy to define. The belief that there is no god.

>>732805214
i never said any such thing
>>732805190
i see one rule for you and another for everyone else

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>>732803797
>Atheists dont know anything about God and faith

and where the fuck did you come up with that, most atheists know god and faith (or at least did) better than most christians

>>732804835
I'm saying the New Testament doesn't say anything about it. That's another thing many people get hung up on. Old vs New. You don't really need the Books of law from the Old. All you need is the New Testament. Hence, Old or New. The New kicks the Old out the door.

>>732805364

stop trying to use actual arguments in this kind of bait thread. just talk about how fun pulling your weiner and/or ringing satan's doorbell is to destroy the idea of the christian god being a loving one.

>>732798592
Atheism is a religion like "off" is a TV channel.

>>732803895
>If you choose to deny you are punished for your choice, that is justice, His justice

infinite punishment for not believeing, sounds like some fucked up "justice" of something i dont want to believe in anyways

>>732797187
Oh they can and they do. The problem is: you dont understand cause you belive more in fary tales than facts. You are full in panic how to be a good guy without religion tells you what to think and what to decide. You NEED god and religion for your mental illness. Atheist can be good by using their owns brain.

>>732805364
If you did you wouldn't be Atheist

>>732805331
So if God did not create the world, who are you saying did it?

>>732805457

so you're saying i can go back to jacking it to trap threads and god still won't torture me forever?

>>732804757
so what about the diseases that came before? polio, and all that shit, entire plagues and shit whats up with that?

>>732805526
He created the world and has His own notion of right and wrong. Just like people have their own notion of right and wrong. It's just that as the creator, His overrides yours. And as far as I know, it's not eternal for almost all, it's destruction. Eternal punishment is for Satan and those directly under him.

>>732805550
naah knowing about him makes people athist, realizing that there are only 2 options

1: hes real, and he is literally 1000x worse than hitler

2:he isnt real

no reason to believe without evidence so theres no reason to believe in your mega-hitler

dont believe he is a dick? why don't you tally up innocents killed by god against innocents killed by satan?

>>732805928

innocents killed by god: 0
innocents killed by satan: 0

since, you know, neither exists. nice tie.

I am convinced nobody in this thread actually believes this God bullshit, and it's just a massive trollfest.

>>732804873
mmmm tiny tove.

>>732805815
holy fucking shit someone who actually understands what happens to sinners color me impressed

the next question is this:

If, as an atheist, i am fully prepared for non-existance (basically destruction of my being), and as a sinner my punishment is destruction (the very thing i am prepared for as an atheist) then what reason do i have to believe? I do not regret the idea of death being the end, so why should i fight for it to not be the end?

>>732806106

i believe in Allah, expect to be visited personally by my truck of peace soon.

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>>732806003
haha very funner i guess i need to clarify as told by the bible, it says just how much god and satan killed (and god's actually done even worse stuff to people that werent only innocent, but pure and devout)

>>732805629
No, I'm not saying that. Learn what He considers sin, and work between that.

>>732806363

all i want is spank it to massive shemale dicks and not feel guilty about it since i'm not hurting anybody. is that too much to ask?

>>732806320

but the bible is a lie, you can't use it as an argument against god.

>>732806604
im not using it as a factual argument im using it as a hypothetical

you DO understand what a hypothetical is right?

>>732806713

you're just hypothesizing i know what an hypothesis is. but if i don't, your words are meaningless to me, so why ask the question?

>>732806188
Short answer, no. That's how much He actually loves us. By allowing us that choice, there's no way He could love us more.

>>732806604
>ding ding ding

we have a winner

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>>732806813
i took way too much of this bait it isnt even fun anymore

i dont even know whos more retarded here you or I

Atheism is as much a religion as O.J. Simpson is innocent

>>732806933
by allowing us the choice of "love me back or be destroyed forever" you mean

>>732807082
That's how the wind blows with those 3 abrahamic religions

>>732806997
>cant counter arguments
>just say hurr retarded and run away like a bitch

>>732807209
In reference to what?

>>732807072
wont people try to debate that? Its much easier to just say something like "atheism is a religion, like off is a TV channel"

>>732807209
because the obvious bait got TOO obvious , so i cut my losses and pulled out before it got too stupid and drug me to its level

>>732806188
Do you want death? The end of all consciousness for yourself? Why not choose to live forever under some of the most easiest of rules? Give up the pleasures of the flesh since it has become corrupt, and enjoy the fruits of sinlessnes. But hey man, your choice. I mourn for you, but if it's what you want, go for it.

>>732807533
well honeslty im not even really keen on the idea of living forever (especially not under gods rules, as they are insanely restrictive and he doesnt seem very nice at all)

sure it could be fun at first....but what about after 1 million trillion years? The boredom will drive anyone mad.

even then why should i restrict the life i KNOW i have, in hopes for a life im only told about

>>732807454

your mistake was trying to answer seriously to a bait thread. just shitpost and enjoy your life fag.

>>732807082
Not really, He is saying "this is My creation, to be run My way, if you don't like it, here is an out for you, but I will not allow you to ruin My creation". It's His world, we are born and we die in it. If we want out, He will let us out and end what we think is our suffering. If we like what He says, He will keep us around. But to say He's capricious, is just stupid. It's His creation, He can do what He wants, and will do it despite any objections we might have. A perk of being the creator.

>>732807986

God's developing boobs are also very perky i'm told.

>>732807986
>but I will not allow you to ruin My creation

so explain to me how not believing, but keeping it to myself "ruins" his creation? You are making your god out to be a basic attention whore "oh look i did a thing LOVE ME FOR IT"