Dubs decide what I record on vocaroo. British female edition.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

>>732787266
alright but imma just hit record and not even practice that coz fuck man.

>>732787266
Haha checkum

>>732787391
Im sure it will be funnier that way

>>732787422
waow

>>732787422
chekd

>>732787152
TITS OR GTFO

Record yourself taking a shit.
Make sure to grunt and moan with every push.

Poprobiy zapisat' eto, blyat'.

>>732787266
>>732787673
Holy shit... I suck... http://vocaroo.com/i/s01GJRAAtPXW
hope this gives you the giggles.

>>732787422
Do- do I do this one too?

>>732788282
Yes, also say this if I roll dubs here:

"Oh it hurts so bad. It is stretching me so wide. *moan* please help me anon. Oohhhhh"

i fucking love your voice holyshit

Donald Trump us the greatest president ever.
Praise KEK
Hitler din do nuffin

>>732788142
That's what you get for reading all the weabo bullshit.

Also, why didn't you read mine?
>>732787422

>>732788142
Are u a real gril or just a pre pubescent boy

>>732788142

tits or gtfo

>>732788520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02mZtcErAMt

>>732788499
I second that.

Sexy voice femanon

If I roll dubs, List your age, height, and weight.

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>>732788619
Thanks, I needed that today.

>>732788516
This guy doesn't read the news, probably lives in backwoods Kansas too, his knees as also scabby from all the trump fellating.
>>>/pol/

>>732788676
not me but reroll

>>732788733
woot checkem!!

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>>732788142

>>732788499
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OgDjUMU8L0

I'm definitely NOT Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in him and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.

>>732788733
Winrar

Age, height, and weight please OP.

>>732788599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0foRwtY1FFK
indeed a female m'dude.

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GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME
GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME
GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME
GRANDMA TAKE ME HOME

>>732788801
Roll

>>732788801
Reroll

>>732788834
Read this...
[about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Can't get it in shops. It's delivered by ninjas.

fuck me in the ass cause i love jesus, the good lord would want it that way

>>732788951

roll

Stop being a faggot,anon

>>732787152
> Everyone's counting on me
to cheer them up and give them lots of energy
I hope that I can help them study for their test
I'll work hard to support them and always try my best
it's so much fun to help out in the dormitory
and be a super moe and generic loli
"I wanna do something for you" Oniichan said
I gasped and said "what are we going to do on the bed?"
oh no oh no
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UGUU am I cute?
in my favorite swimsuit
POMFPOMF wanna stay
and play the pop up pirate game?
STOP STOP touching me
it's making me feel all funny
NII CHAN I love you
but please stop smelling my pantsu
Yay yay! play with me
ah ah you make me happy
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
I wanna ride on nii-chan
all day long
EVERYDAY POMF
EVERYTIME IS POMF
there's just no way that thing will fit
I'll endure it
POMF POMF! KIMOCHI
but what's this sticky stuff on me?
They play with me until
I smell like salty coins and milk
Morning, everyone!
Today we will have lots of fun
UWAHN UWAHN IT'S REALLY TOUGH
NOT TO CLENCH UP MY BUTT
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
POMF POMF WAY WAY WAY POMF POMF
POMF WAY POMF WAY POMF POMF
TWIST TWIST TWIST BOOM BOOM
TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST BOOM TWIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw

>>732788676
>>732788733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ph7YOVTjIh here ya are.

>>732788801
Roll for this

>>732788985
theres just no way that thing will fit
ill endure it
pomf pomf nigga

>>732788988
I'll tell you how it works, right? I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? And then I pump it all out through this shoe, to give it that oaky timbre

My pussy is so stretched out and sore. I need you anons to lick my clit until I cum and Andy Six drops a log on my face.
Fuck, I love Andy Six and his creamy logs.

>>732789077
winrar

>>732788988
88lbs and 4'10"?!?!? please show face with timestamp. and since you're 18, also tits or gtfo

>>732788142
lol that "holy fuck" at the end, adorable
if dubs plz say "titty sprinkles"

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"I love you" :(

>>732789183
cringe

>>732789055
Winrar!

>>732788834
qt voice
Also roll for
>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>732789109
Reroll

>>732789109
Reroll again

>>732789187
Rolling for anons emotional needs

>>732788988
Vince Noir: I'll train you up.
Howard Moon: You?
Vince Noir: Yeah. I'm a Cockney bitch. I'm a ragamuffin from the streets.
Howard Moon: You? You're a French duke if I ever saw one. You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese.

>>732789109
And again Reroll

>>732789399
Oh great...

>>732789233
the fuck is cringe about that?
nigger

>>732789109
Last time, Reroll

>>732789455
Wasted dubs.

Just read one of the mighty boosh quotes ploxers?

>>732789180
How to record face and timestamp on vocaroo???

>>732789455
Sorry, mang. Rules is rules.

>>732787152
Welcome to my butthole Ice cream parlor

roll for tits

>>732787152
Say: "please come downstairs" We need to talk." You know why I wanted to talk with you." (pause) You don't?" Well here is the problem" I feel honored that you love me, but it won't work" First and foremost I am your mother and you are still a young child" There are a lot of young girls at your age" (pause) What? "You only love me?" (shocked reaction) "Young man you will immediately put on your pants again." (pause)"Wait don't" I will give you a challenge young man." If you are able to satisfy your mommy with your cute peepee, then I will become your girlfriend. Ok?" (pause, followed up by moaning multiple times) "This is the 5th time already aren't you tired?" (more moaning) If you keep on fucking me lke that I will go crazy.(moaning) Oh no, I feel it again. I am cumming. (moaning, "oh fuck yes"). (heavy breathing while saying) "Oh man I haven't felt that good in years" You convinced mommy. I will become your personal peepee fucktoy and girlfriend." (talk normal again) And now go to bed. School is tomorrow and I don't want you to be too tired. Good night hun.(kiss) I love you.

Please read that in a motherly kind of voice.

I want to suck a warm, creamy log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole

>>732789795
reroll

*in your deepest voice* - "fuck you m8 this is my fookin stool. Get ya own if u wants to sit er faggot. I just want you all to know that rape is okay and all women really want it anyways"

>>732788988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0puX4lSeKzG
Did a whole bunch but the weeb one is still uploading.

>>732789585
you can't, but you can post them as pics here for us to fawn over

>>732789817
reroll

>>732789873
Reroll

>>732789817
roll

>>732789898
Ramble on for a minute about how much you love sucking dick. Get creative withit.

>>732789817
this

>>732789821
Reroll

>>732789873
roll for this

OP tits w/timestamp

record yourself farting or queefing (loudly) and say in your wretched british accent "pardon moi!"

>>732789873
Rolling for this

>>732789817
rr

Talk about your love for the IRA

>>732789817
rollerino

>>732789821
Rollan

>>732789078
Roll for this kek

>>732789817
rolls

>>732789873
This

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>>732790205
not him but reroll

>>732788801
>>732789055
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IsBDmuGGMR
>>732789077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nmAOtZJ5XK
>>732789233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGMObg304F
>>732789399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGMObg304F
>>732789187
>>732789399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QtZ1u5yiUG
>>732789455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09qaoFAhnl1
>>732789600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mc0iKSy0CJ

>>732789817
come on

>>732789817
reroll

>>732790266
>>732789821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lvmxcIV7Al

>>732789817
roll

>>732790419
Hahah thanks man, reroll

>>732789817
this

>>732790687
Roll

kys

>>732790460
I came hard to these

>>732789817
roll o

sharpie in...... you know where

>>732789817
rerolling

>>732789817
rr

>>732790606
oh my!

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>>732790606

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>>732789817

>>732787152
Hi OP

I'm an Oldfag on /b/.

We have rules (the little fags you're talking to are new).

We don't let women post threads without showing Tits with a Time Stamp.

Please show your tits + time stamp before you proceed.

Thanks

>>732789817
this is how you get dubs
roll

quite the popular thread u have here you yellow teethed, tea-drinking cum bucket

>>732790976
to this guy coz one off. good job

>>732789817
roll again

lets get absolutely mortal

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Not even 1 of them demanded Tits + Timestamp

>>732790976
also tit, cumslut

>>732791138
>>732791172
do.

pip pip doodly doo

>>732789817
reroll

>>732791219
DO

>>732789817
this

>>732791250
roll

>>732791250
>>732791172
>>732791219
DO THEM

>>732791138
roll

>>732790606
Say:

Get down on the floor and worship my pretty feet you naughty, naughty little boy

>>732791347
>>732791250
LISSTEN

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>read pic please

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>>732791376
Do this one

>>732789817
rolling

post pics of tits on this thread or GTFO

>>732789817
continue rolling

"Here, I'll teach you how to make her cum. It's real easy. Take this, it's already plugged in.

There's two settings, low and high. Do the low one cause she cums way faster, and just mash the whole thing against her cunt. Now you just wait... she'll stop crying when she can't fight it anymore. ...There we go! Good girl!"

>>732789817
come on pls

>>732789817
have my dubs

[unimpressed] Wow, it's *so* big...

Darryl May of Lytham St Annes UK is a massive drug dealer

I;m thinking about thos beans

What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!

>>732791376
Roll

"You're a pedophile, mister. Normal guys *don't* come that fast."

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>>732787266
I can't believe she actually delivered on this, you cruel and glorious motherfucker.

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>>732791444
Trips deserve time stamp and recording.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A85NaVVxfX

[scared]

They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come.

>>732789817
This same one has been copied on atleast two loli vocaroo threads

Try to say "melanesaaa"

>>732791989
roll

>>732792009
>>732791989
Again

>>732791989
Again

>>732791926
awesome. thank you

>>732791529
reroll

>>732791989
Praise kek

>>732791926
We have a new queen...now say cuntfire

>>732791663
roll

>>732791960
one

>>732791989
Roooll

>>732791989
Rollerino

>>732791611
winrar
>>732789817

>>732791989
Plz

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Do this one, I dare you

Why do you keep looking at my feet? Oh my god you're a pervert aren't you?

>>732791989
Rolll

Scream "fucking normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" as loud as possible

Daddy could you rubb my pussy please

>>732791926
show tits

tits out if quads

>>732791989
Check em

>>732791529
Reroll!

>>732791034

Cockfag ova here tryna be all classy an sheit, let the girl be "/b/ro".

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>>732792230
If it's too much, do this instead, or pick parts from them to do

>>732791989
Check

>>732791928
damn, rerolling this one

>>732787152
show belly button and go to bed

>>732791989
Nwfiicjnsci

I'm re-rolling this for the lulz.

>>732791989
Fuck

>>732791989
Dubs

Please please say this for me "Daddy could you touch my special place (moans) ohhh that feels really good ( giggle)

>>732791989
MELANESAAAAA

>>732792146
Two, one with Ninster, and one with Chrissy, same exact text
Only one of them delivered, I thinkit was Chrissy

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>>732791926
show your butt hole, vag and tits

or leave. we have rules dating back to 2003.

>>732791989
This is the one

(Re-rolling this.)

Say: "please come downstairs" We need to talk." You know why I wanted to talk with you." (pause) You don't?" Well here is the problem" I feel honored that you love me, but it won't work" First and foremost I am your mother and you are still a young child" There are a lot of young girls at your age" (pause) What? "You only love me?" (shocked reaction) "Young man you will immediately put on your pants again." (pause)"Wait don't" I will give you a challenge young man." If you are able to satisfy your mommy with your cute peepee, then I will become your girlfriend. Ok?" (pause, followed up by moaning multiple times) "This is the 5th time already aren't you tired?" (more moaning) If you keep on fucking me lke that I will go crazy.(moaning) Oh no, I feel it again. I am cumming. (moaning, "oh fuck yes"). (heavy breathing while saying) "Oh man I haven't felt that good in years" You convinced mommy. I will become your personal peepee fucktoy and girlfriend." (talk normal again) And now go to bed. School is tomorrow and I don't want you to be too tired. Good night hun.(kiss) I love you.

Please read that in a motherly kind of voice.

>>732792256
Re roll

>>732791989
Ok last roll

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>>732791926
C U T E
U
T
E
also roll for pic

>>732791989
I need this

>>732792448
Fat lonely man in his mom's basement detected

>>732789817
>>732791611
.... I feel raped...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06lT2IyAaha
>>732792274
Nooooo. Not that kind of thread m9.
>>732792476
Tell that to the under 18s ,m8

>>732792340
Rolling for these

>>732791926
I'd probably let you fart in my FACT tbh, and poo on my stomach.

>>732791989
Melanesa

>>732791989
Please

Can you do this quote from thee be movie in a loil voice.

Janet: [extremely happy]You're gonna be a stirrer?
Barry: No one's listening to me!
Martin: Wait'll you see the sticks I have for you.
Barry: I can say anything I want right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!!
Janet: [ignores Barry] Let's open up some fresh honey and celebrate!
Barry: Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave me antennae. Shack it up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth, and start calling everybody "dawg"!
Martin: We're still here, Barry.

>>732791989
Ffs

Stop touching me there daddy it's really gross! (Moans) ok just a bit more

wow this is so fucking boring - really children? what's the point?

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>>732789109
Your train is here. Time for you to leave.

>>732792528
reroll for pic

>>732792340
Yes

>>732791529
reroll

>>732792577
your moans made my dick hard holy fug

>>732791723
roll

http://prntscr.com/f8n20k

>>732791926
Awww cute.. and your accent.. hnngg..
where are you from in uk?

>>732791989
Ok i need to study, last one

>>732791989
Someone help me?

>>732792816
South east of England

>>732792577
Jesus christ....
Before this goes any further, are you 18 or above? This is already so wrong...

Ya chole chango chilango
que chafa chamba te chutas
no checa andar de tacuche
y chale con la charola
Tan choncho como una chinche
mas chueco que la fayuca
con fusca y con cachiporra
te pasa andar de guarura
Mejor yo me hecho una chela
y chance enchufo una chava
chambeando de chafirete
me sobra chupe y pachanga
Si choco saco chipote
la chota no es muy molacha
chiveando a los que machucan
se va en morder su talacha
De noche caigo al congal
no manches dice la changa
al choro de teporocho
enchifla pasa la pacha
Pachuco cholos y chundos
chichinflas y malafachas
aca los chompiras rifan
y bailan tibiri tabara
Mejor yo me hecho una chela
y chance enchufo una chava
chambeando de chafirete
me sobra chupe pachanga
Mi ñero mata la vacha
y canta la cucaracha
su choya vive de chochos
de chemo churro y garnachas
Pachuco cholos y chundos
chichinflas y malafachas
aca los chompiras rifan
y bailan tibiri tabara
Transeando de arriba abajo
hay va la chilanga banda
chin chin si me la recuerdan
carcacha y se les retacha

>>732791926

OUCH FUCK

>>732791926
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A85NaVVxfX
Wow, voice does NOT match face. =/

>>732792340
Roll

>>732791989
No more

>>732792877
Look you, I'm done doing vocaroos for you!

>>732789078
roll for this

>>732792340
Yes please

>>732791989
...

>>732792738
roll