DARK HUMOUR THREAD

What do you call an elderly black man?

Antique farm equipment.

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>>732787079
imo thats actually a pretty good dab

Why should africa get mosquito nets?
To stop the mosquitos getting aids

>>732787811
Lol

>>732787811
Can he ask for his hair back at least?

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>>732787710
how does one end up with a knife that far up their nose and not be dead

>>732788168
cuz hes hrd 2 keel

>>732788168

Did u not see his tattoo

>>732788132
nope

>>732788498
Is that UberHaxorNova?

>>732787294
Unless you make them swallow or put the blood right into their veins you can convey AIDS

>>732788579
No idea, Ive had it saved on my phone for months

>>732788348
Bro this has me dead

>>732788396
So funny i almost suffocated

>>732788746
That is just about totally untrue. Take a first aid class sometime.

>>732787710
Seems the tattoo is actually true

>>732788903
first AIDS more like

>>732788195
Uncanny

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>>732789095
>missed the joke
>re-makes the joke they missed

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Dark but nothing funny here

>>732789293
is that Putin?

Lol
https://youtu.be/LrSxfx_ktQc

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>>732788168
Actual Answer; Humans are not easy to kill. Look up Phineas Gauge. Dude had an iron rod blow a hole in his skull and was mostly fine... though he talked with a lisp (since he was missing the top of his mouth) and lost an eye

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>>732788903
>>732788746
>>732787294
samefag

you want dark humor?
https://youtu.be/iVXdxaaRiAU

>>732789512
fuck you asshole... thanks for reminding me of mgtow :(

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>>732789510
nope

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>>732788396
this made me laugh,

>>732788498
Now thats dark

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>>732788348
HOLY SHIT LOL

>>732788903
"AIDS refers to a set of symptoms and illnesses that occur at the very final stage of HIV infection"
And you convey HIV by blood (needles...) and non-protected sex
Soooooo you cant convey AIDS by spitting blood randomly at people

>>732790398
Ok thats gone too for even forr /b/

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>>732790494
You haven't lurked enough

>>732789391
but then sometimes someone gets punched in the head, get knocked out, then slam their head into the ground and die. getting an injury is like life rolling a d20 at you

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>>732790494

>>732787079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qW4SD33qVg

>>732790494
this is either some kind of lure, or a genuine post from a brown person

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>>732790694
Too soon?

>>7327888876
This is why people are in danger of aids

>>732790494
Lurk moar fagget
>Bump

>>732788299
checked

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>>732791204
Nah, this is fine

>>732787811
>>732787500
nice dubs

>>732791204
Call me a newfag, but I keep seeing this and don't get it. Sauce?

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>>732787079

>>732791345
Lurk moar.

>>732791345
Have some class anon. This is WAY too soon.

>>732791345
sick filth
2soon brah

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>>732791345
It's the most recent confirmed picture of Madeleine McCann.

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>>732791345
>hint

She isnt breathing

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>>732787079

>>732791565
stop faggot

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>>732791345
A dude posted a few photos of that girl (in the same kind as the photo you currently see) and make people fap. He then proclamed that the girl is dead

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>>732788348
>black person
>person

>>732791345
fags on here still believe she's dead in that picture fake as fuck thou!

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>>732791345

>>732791345
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Perfection_Girl

>>732788168
Didn't you see his tattoo, retard?

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>>732791458
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>>732791528
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>>732787710
Tuff as Fukk

(SRS)

>>732787811

that is actually fucking hilarious