REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

OH BOY!

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>>732769049

This makes me hard.

gimme

oyyyyyy veyyyyyyyyy

Epic

>>732769049
yeah right

cool

>>732769049
boy i hope.

>>732769049
yeah, next you'll tell me to check em

yo

I want it today

>>732769049
Dany pls

>>732769049
finally

oh boy

>>732769049
Alright P you know it's gotta be

>>732769049
So what was she liked beat to shit or something

>>732769049
Please give me a gf

Oh boy

can you take mine away when your at it

Foreplay got out of hand?

>>732769049
Just finished a assignment at 3:46 am today turns out it wasn't due till 7am two days ago

If i dont get a girlfriend i hope all the food in your fridge goes bad

Ok

>>732769049
Well, if you insist.
It's not like it's gonna hapen, but hey, why not.
Hope you're having fun.

>>732769049
pls

>>732769049
will legit post vid of myself licking my own turd if i do kek

>>732769049
This thread is more annoying than the log of shit ines

>>732769049
Hahaha

>>732769049
Il have a second one?
https://youtu.be/UIXgcVPu2Qc

>>732769049
Roll!

Pls

Can't harm to try

>>732769049
roll

>>732769049
why the fuck not

>>732769049
I won't.

Lel

>>732769049
L I E S
I
E
S

still posting tho

Ohhhhhh boy

Why not

I mean, can't hurt

I just hid the body of my girlfriend who tried to backstab me. Oh hi.

>>732769049
ROLLINGGGGGGG

Eh, why not

>>732769049
i dont believe u

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>>732769049
of course

Ahahah

>>732769049
OKAY

>>732769049
#yolo

pls

>>732769049
okay

nah

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No body can undo the ugliness that is me, ggwp

Please God of kek

>>732769049
someone can have mine

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K

hehe

>>732769049
Nothing to lose

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You're lying!

>>732769049
3rd time is the charm I hope

pls

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>>732769049
my life is a lie

Already got one faggot

i hope

Pls

I always feel bad for pictures like this and when I hear about cute girls being abused.

>>732769049
Yes

For real, now I have something
U know, not a GF but a pet
Cause we just fuck and cuddle, she's my
Kitten, I am not in relationships per se.
You know, a booty call that I duck every
Other night. She's Chinese and I make her wear
Uniforms, lingerie, cosplays, and anything I want, fuck her in public and stuff

>>732769049
sure, why not.

>>732769049
Damn

>>732769049
I believe

>>732769049
Why the fuck not.

>>732769049
>TO THIS THREAD

Here I go!

sure

>>732769049
if i don't then ww3 starts tommorow

dubs/trips confirm

>>732769049
O what the hek, why not!

>>732769049
definite reply

that'd be real fucking sudden

plz werk

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>>732772816

>>732769049
ui

>>732769049
ok

yes pls

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>>732769049
yeah okay

Desperate enough to try this

Replying.

>>732769049

Oh boy here we go

>>732769049
Won't happen

Oh boy

meme magic

>>732769049
might actually work

don't cost nothing to try !

K

>TMW no gf
>See this post
>Replies
>Gets whale that weighs 600lbs as gf
>Still gets gf
>OP still a faggot

>>732769049
538536853

Worth a shot

im excited

>>732769049
Oh boy, i only hope

givvvvvv

Sick

I dare you

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>>732769049
don't play me like this, OP

psst

nah

>>732773193
re-rolling

>>732769049
im so lonely

why not

>>732769049
is that your girlfriend? poor thing

>>732769049
lmao give it ago

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oy vey

Challenge accepted

>>732769049

But I gotta do revision?

Jokes on you, i'm gay

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>>732769049

but im gunna off myself..

Lets try

Looking for a cutie.

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>>732774871
Well, actually, being that the case, joke's on you.

Sure

>>732769049
I will reply since I'm a lonely faggot

i'll fuck anything

can't hurt

>>732769049
pls

jesus no

>>732769049
Way ahead o' ya

shit really?

>>732769049
hopefully she's not as beat up as OP's girl

>>732769049

you know what why not

If you are for real op then you are no longer a faggot

>>732769049
So are you going to mail them or do we actually have to pick them up from somewhere.

>>732769049
giv

>tfw too desperate to let any chance go

>>732769049
boi

>>732769049
Rolling for Em

>>732769049
Lies

>>732769049
But i already do

>>732769049
Well, I've got nothing to lose

Yay?

Replied

flgn

well i guess

>>732769049
Ohtay

With her now, hopefully it keeps going from here

Yep

>>732769049
o-okay

>>732769049
This didn't work the previous two times so you'd think that I should be giving up, but you underestimate how lonely I get.

>>732769049
Why does she have a small piece of bacon on the bridge of her nose

>>732769049
Haha this shit fake as fuck

>replies

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Well, it wouldn't hurt my chances, at least.

>>732769049
i want some pls

Why not give it a try

>>732769049
i want some pls...

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Woot

Sure why not

>>732769049
<a witty reply>

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>>732769049
I've been thinking a friend of mine might almost be hitting on me, so it's nice to dream.

oh so it's this easy, right

>>732769049
I take it

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kill yourself

Most cool

Yes please

Pls

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Plz god

>>732769049
KANKER

>>732769049
please i really want a gf hahahahhahahahahhahaha
tfwnogf

Hell yeah

>>732769049
Does she get to look sad and abused like that one?!

>>732769049
pls deliver me a cutie

>>732769049
gf pls

no success so far

gf plz

gimme gimme

>>732769049
impossible

Can't wait

>>732769049
je laisse pas passer cette chance

Rolling myself a new girlfriend

>>732769049
not falling for this

>>732769049
Op deliver

So, will you be our gf?
Send nudes now slut

memes

right

k

Pls

>>732769049
Reeeeeee

>>732769049
how 2 trifis?

>>732769049
pls

>inb4 FUKKING LIER, FUKK U BITH ASS NIGGA

No way

ye na

>>732769049
give now?!

>>732769049
About time

>>732769049
sure, give me one then.

Darlene fall in love with my ass damnit.

>>732769049
I TRIED THIS LAST TIME U LIED TO ME MAN
HOW COULD U DO THIS

>>732769049
shalom goy

R O L L
O L L
L L
L

>>732769049
Ok

>YOUNG AND WILD. (TEEN GALLERIES).


http://young-and-wild.still-virgin.net

thx

Sweet

Why not

I just might anyway.

k

eh why not lol

Does he nose come pre broken or do I have to do everything myself?

>>732769049
Your going to fucking die in your sleep faggot and no post will save your stupid jew ass

>>732769049
bs

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Lemme smash

>>732769049
I just hit a new low, so let's go!

well, why not

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>>732769049
Cant wait

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>>732769049
Doubt

Yes please

>>732769049
Hurry the fuck up. I want it today .

>>732769049
Okay

>>732769049
Yoyo

>>732769049
ok

Mah niqqa

.....but daddy I'm gay

yoyooy

pls

>>732769049
okay.

>>732769049
Eh, might as well

Couldn't hurt to try

>>732769049
I've been away for 4 weeks, come back, and this thread is STILL here

yes pls

I know it won't work but I'll reply anyway.

>>732769049
ofc I will

>>732782877
>>732769049
same

I can try

Ok

eh

>>732769049
please make this happen, i really want a girlfrind

fuck it

how many of us are actually going out tomorrow

wohooo

Wow! Thanks op

>>732769049
Sure

>>732783001
Not OP but if the egg is fried I prefer sunny side up on the skillet. If the egg is fertilized, scrambled at the clinic.

>>732778386
Mike already has girlfriend don't you know.

>>732769049
yisss

cool cool

>>732769049
Please

I hope she makes a good sammich

>>732769049
kek

>>732769049
w-wow r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-really?

Arusi i ask

>>732769049
another one? let's give it a try.

>>732769049
Not THAT superstitious, but hey, why not.
Been a few years since my last GF.

>>732780444
checked

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>>732769049
k den

>>732780444
wow no ones checked you yet?
im disappointed /b/

>>732769049
love that pic

Yessss

>>732769049
yolo

Yas

>>732769049
Is it sad that I'm this desperate?

>>732769049
I want a girl(boy)friend!

>>732769049
girls are icky

k

>>732769049
bullshit

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>>732769049
Kek

can't wait

Ok

>>732769049
aaaargh i would love to fuck her and give me a girlfriend tomorrow, thanks in advance

>>732769049

not takin the risk u got me

>>732769049
great can't wait

>>732769049
Bring

Ok

>>732769049
Does it even increase the chance to get one ? ...

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Niceee

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fuck off

fuck you op

>>732769049
ok OP

>>732769049
woooo can't wait

It didn't work last time

>>732769049
Okay

Why not

>>732769049
okay, only because i'm going to ask my crush out.

please algorithm of the universe, bless me with her acceptance.

123

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>>732769049
You can see the emptiness in her eyes...
Can I have cute Sara as my gf please?

>>732769049
Ho, Thanks

>>732769049

The girl in this pic seems familiar. Idk why

Pls be true

how to get ur thread famous

>>732769049
okildokeli

Wow thanks op!

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>>732769049

>>732769049
Oo

pleb

well

>>732769049
Does this work?

Replyed to post just to prove you wrong

>>732769049
okie

Bless

These never work mate

whatever

>>732769049
kek

gf get

I mean it is worth a try right?

Please work

>>732769049
dubs and its my cousin

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>>732785311