Name something more badass than vikings

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>>732767055
Considering that we have remarably little evidence on how the vikings lived i'd assume that they were little more than tribes with a strange fascination for dying on boats.
I'd probably go with gladiators of the roman empire.

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>>732767055

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>>732767414
Nigga what.jpg? Vikings, or the Norse tribes and their ancestors as they are fucking called are well known. Especially since their history is documented. the 10th century being their golden age. We have sagas, poems, historical writing, and archaeological evidence on how they lived. Shit tons of it. This isn't to say they are cooler but to say you need to fucking educate yourself.

>>732767553
Thanks anon

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>>732767055
I think the Vikings were pretty BA but they had nothing on the Huns

a gun. no point being badass if it doesnt help you

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>>732767810
That photo looks dope as fuck

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ITT: Cucked swedes whose country is raveged by mudslims and criminals. LOL fucking niggers. my country may be poor as shit and full of gypsies but at least- actually i take that bad my country is just as bad as you but at least we were always the worst country in the EU....

>>732767055
Nice game

>>732767414
Gladiators were not a warrior class, they were for entertaining

>>732767810
>educate yourself.
Hm, i thought the only notable things actually preserved from that time was a sword, a number of spear heads and a piece of a helmet. On the other hand - school only taught be about Hitler and a little bit of the roman empire, so i might have to read up something of this.

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>>732767055
Samurai

>>732768049
Im norwegian, not swedish :^^^^^^)

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Ninjas are the best you faggots

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>>732768156
I wouldn't see that as a down side.

>>732767055
Berserkers.
Checkmate.

>>732767055
AIDS

> responsible for the most nigger deaths
> bad fucking ass

>>732768327
Why did Romans train their legions to fight, instead of sending gladiators. it's like US sending Hollywood to invade Iraq

Mongol steppe warriors were much stronger,

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>>732767055
Checkmate.

>>732767055
The Praetorian Guard

>>732767055
Vikings were pussies. They only raided and sacked villages. They would have no chance against a regular army. They're nothing but glorified thieves.

>>732767055

The english knights that defeated them and ended the viking age.

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>>732768686
I'm not saying they're better fighters, but i'd assume it requires more individual strength and skill to fight big ass animals and humans with ever canging equipment that often barely qualifies as a weapons while trying to make it look as entertaining as possible.

>>732767553
I guess carnies are pretty badass.

>>732768686
Gladiators were notoriously unreliable unless they were surrounded by legions. Think of it like this...

You have a war to fight, so you arm all the violent prisoners in the US and ship them off to a far away place... The very second they see a clear opening, they are gone. The only way to keep them in the fight was to surround them with legions on 3 sides, and enemy to the front, and even then they still might turn on you when the enemy is gone

>>732768822
/thread

>>732768822
Except for when they almost wiped out Britain, and were contracted as mercenaries by multiple European armies until said mercenaries settled down and assimilated into their respective country. Also funny how the grandfather of William the Conqueror was a Viking who was given land in Normandy in exchange for helping to fight off other Vikings, but I guess that was unnecessary since the Vikings were "nothing but glorified thieves."

>>732768284
Samurai were gay as fuck. I lost a battle better kill myself.

>>732768216
There's a shit ton of leavings and descriptions

>>732767055
>Smashes through your shield wall

Honestly,The Cataphracts should have been included in "For Honor"

>>732768553
>Berserkers
>no armor
Pretty sure they would die really fast

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>>732768284
Portuguese

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>>732769141

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>>732769081
While they could be called gay for a variety of reasons this isn't one of them.

>>732769081
They did that because a good samurai never lost a battle. a good samurai vs a good Viking the samurai wins everytime.

>>732768811
The Varangian Guard

>>732768811

This. The only other acceptable answer would be the Spartan 300.

Both were raised from birth to do only 1 thing, and that was to protect the King/Emperor. Their daily life was nothing but training, fighting, and killing food, so they could train and fight more. If it didnt have to do with killing someone or someone, they had servants to do it for them

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Please

>>732768284
Samurai are overrated pieces of trash. Only idolized by weebs like you

>>732767055
space vikings?

>>732767055
A viking with a burning sword.

>>732769078
>mercenaries
So they didn't conquer anything they were just used to fight other peoples battles. You just made it worse. No strategy no regular army and no conquest. Pretty shitty army of you ask me

>>732769325
However, the Praetorian Guard killed their Emperor a couple of times depending on who payed the most.
They were even 'in command' sometimes.

>>732769282
Someones getting his knowledge from for honor.

>>732769209
So a Japanese fleet rekt a carrack?

Badass hierarchy
>Vikings
>Celtics
>Spartans
>Barbarians
>Samurai

Prove me wrong.

>>732769617
Well,If you lose several hundred men...

>>732767055
>Name something more badass than vikings
Alien Ninja Vikings From Space

>>732769153
>didn't read the OP
Let me help you with that:
>Name something more badass than vikings
>more badass

Now, unless you're horribly illiterate, you'll notice that OP doesn't say "that would survive for longer in a fight".

>>732769348
The samurai's speed made him a formidable warrior and the katana could pierce steel armor
>>732769506
bitch ill fucking rek you in for honor
>>732769620
switch Vikings with samurai and you're onto something

The Holocaust

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Well obiously Polish Hussars, fuck yea!

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CCCP Red Army

>>732767055
lit. a bad ass.

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>>732769818
>and the katana could pierce steel armor
Which is why a number of japanese skeletons from that age is full of fucking dents and scratches - right?
bones > steel > katana
https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/ase/118/2/118_091007/_pdf

ISIS

>>732770048
Fast slashing attack =/= stabbing attack

>>732770095
I know you dont belive that op.

>>732769282
That's still gay. If you lose a fight then train and learn from your mistakes and become a better fighter.
If you really want to die honorably then martyrdom is way better than suicide

>>732770048
Nah bro, it's because the bones are Japanese so it was folded over 9000 times in the womb

Japanese skeleton>Yuropoor steel

>>732769818
Jesus you weeaboo cunts are fucking autistic. Katanas really aren't the godtier swords you hello kitty faggots make them out to be. Japanese metal was very low quality, and the only reason they were forged the way they were was because that's the only way the swords could be used in combat. Also, Samurai armour was heavy as fuck (more so than a European knight), so they definitely were not fast.

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Norwegian Vikings ^^

>>732769800
Badass berserker gets killed by a stray arrow.
Wow such a badass

>>732770154
so let me try like this
https://youtu.be/EDkoj932YFo?t=371

>>732769818
No curved sword can pierce steel armor.

>>732770300
holy fuck, can i get some information about this?

>>732770272
>doesn't have the balls to walk into combat without armor
>"lol they really aren't badass guise"

Show me you can aspire to levels of badassery like that, then maybe you'll have a valid opinion.

>>732770336
steel beams can melt jet fuel

>>732767055
Oi cunt those are nords from Mount&Blade not vikings.
If you're gonna get a pic from a game at least one with vikings on.

>>732770178
not as gay as dying to a complete scrub, they believed in the afterlife
>>732770254
sweet fuck you're dumb, have you never seen a samurai in a kimono? blindingly fast, not even ninjas could match a master samurai's speed.

>>732770386
>7
Polish Winged Hussars were one of the main types of the cavalry in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth between the 16th and 18th centuries. It was an elite polish cavalry, there are lots of videos on YouTube covering the topic.

>>732770537
Thanks! I will check it out

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>>732770386
Winged Hussars were one of the main types of the cavalry in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth between the 16th and 18th centuries. When this cavalry type was first introduced by the Serbian and Hungarian mercenary horsemen at the beginning of the 16th century, they served as light cavalry banners in the Polish army; by the second half of the 16th century and after Stephen Báthory's reforms, hussars had been transformed into heavily armored shock cavalry. Until the reforms of the 1770s, the husaria banners were considered the elite of the Polish cavalry.

>>732770386
Check out Battle of Kirchholm or Siege of Vienna 12/10

>>732770420
That's a retarded argument. It's common sense to equip yourself as best as you can. Would you call a soldier who charges the enemy with a broken sword a badass? No you would call him an idiot

>>732770631
>>73277038
I recommend the Battle of Hodów. Sometimes called the Polish Thermopylae

>>732770697
/someone else
But i'd say that it requires more courage to charge enemies without sufficient equipment.

>>732770746
There are shitloads of battles, winged hussars are fuckin godlike

>>732767055
Ulm conquering all of the HRE

>>732770331
that guy was no samurai and he got half an inch into the armor, this video clearly shows the superiority of the katana.
>>732770336
You've obviously never heard of the gatotsu technique used by the wolf of mibu, Hajime Zaito

>>732770697
>common sense dictates-
Oh gee, I didn't realize this was a debate about the most sensical soldiers. Let me just check the OP again...
>Name something more badass than vikings

Hmm... Nope. Doesn't say anything about common sense. Anon, are you illiterate? Do you need to see an optometrist and get your eyes checked?

>>732767055
As a large framed fellow of swedish ancestry.

I cannot.

>>732768049
/pol/ pls

>>732767414
Nah man. Plenty of history on them.

They caused french feudalism because they were so damn terrifying.

>>732770792
Yes it would require more courage. But to deliberatley charge the enemy without proper equipment is still retarded. If your sword broke in battle but you still press on then that's courage. Charging naked towards the enemy because only 'cool guys' do it is dumb.

>>732767055
they're jsut glorified niggers of the north :
can't grow shit or produce wealth by themselves, just pillaging village of european civilisation and rape women.
I guess Sweden didn't changed that much so

>>732770958
>get killed in one strike
> badass
You're right it's totally badass to lose against any soldier. But you get coolguy points so there's that

>>732771116
>only because "cool guys"
Ok, then. So you just straight up can't read whatsoever. Neat.

Say, anon, if you're just going to fucking argue things no one is saying, should we award you for all of those straw men? I heard they're out standing in their fields.

>>732771122

>just pillaged and shit.

Kind of have to when agriculture options arent so hot in your fatherland

>nothing changed

Scandinavian countries have held top spots in the hdi for decades. Id say theyve done fine.

They also had a eugenics phase in the 20th century they arent incredibly proud of but.. They did well.. Probably a factor.

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>>732769269
when you save the thumbnail and enlarge is essentially the internet version of falling down stairs and walking away like you meant it.

>>732767055
Vikings were shit. They had the same steel weapons and armor as everyone around them, only they attacked unarmed civilians and fled from most conflict in which gold wasn't involved.

At best they were bandits, at worst they were terrorists.

Mongols at least, built a fucking empire, and everyone was too terrified to rebel against them even if they were 10,000 miles away

>>732771285
you can move to a better place and conquer it if you have to instead of being a nig

>>732771257
Should you be out of the closet anon? Seeing as you like naked warriors and call them badass. Do you like ass?

>>732767055
>illiterate
>unable of advanced production or art beyond bone and wood carving
>surprisingly bad steel
>religiously fanatic to the point of absolute self-abandonment
>main source of luxury goods is stealing from tiny foreign villages because nobody knows how to produce anything of worth or beauty

Fucking curry niggers behind a command prompt are more badass than that.

>>732771229
>berserkers always lost in a single strike
First strawmen, now THIS? Anon, your logic is fucked. Go ahead and just stop replying. You can come back when you've read this entire site and can tell me what fallacy that was right there.
www.yourlogicalfallacyis.com

>>732771340
this, Mongols were really badass

>>732771340
Yes because the mongols never killed or tortured unarmed civillians..

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the most badass group in the world are the jews. they own everything from the internet to the right to be right at any given point in an argument by claiming someone else is a nazi. you can't go up against a jew in any way or you're a murderer nazi, so the jews get whatever they want, in fact we made up an imaginary country for them to live in and now terrorists kill us every day so that the jews can have their isreal. magical group these jews. can't get rid of them and now can't fight them.

when the sun swallows the earth before our solar system goes the jews will still somehow survive...probably have to build them a ship because we owe them since we are nazi's.

>>732767055

Are you 12

>>732767055
This is far more bad-ass that your pussy vikings

https://youtu.be/UIXgcVPu2Qc

>>732771285
they did well.... when ransacking churches, raping women, and forcing captives into slavery. Any group of people in those times could have and did those same things. Only vikings had a boat they could make a quick getaway on before the enemy could assemble their military.

They weren't gods of war or anything

>>732771229
Part of berserkers value was in their rage they fought through pain. Took more than a single strike to take those fuckers down and the psychological warfare aspect was huge in swaying morale.

Them civilised soldiers were shook af by the time they were done with the berserkers and that is invaluable in a battle.

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>>732767055
Ulf the Quarrelsome kills Vikings before breakfast.

>>732769818
The katana is one of the worst swords of that times. A ridiculous cling to tradition stopped them from further developing their outdated and inferior techniques of smelting iron. The only people a samurai could kill was unarmed farmers and other samurai.

>>732767055
Saracens

>>732771415
How about you come up with arguments instead of pointing out what you think are 'flaws'. I think you just like naked men.
It is your opinion that berserkers were badasses. Because if you think your saying that makes it an objective fact than you're just retarded

>>732771556
I cant recall them pillaging or ransacking in the past 30 years theyve topped the hdi.

Did you read?

>>732771415
Also if you're going to quote me then do it right. I never said always. Great way to divert attention that you're retarded

>>732769818
>The samurai's speed made him a formidable warrior and the katana could pierce steel armor

Thats a long winded way of saying murdering peasants.

Samurai suck dicks, literally, pederasty was super encouraged and the only enemies they fought were "Sandal wearing goldfish farmers"

>>732771593
Thisssssss

>>732771482
no, everyone did

Vikings still had to fight for their shit, and if they took too long, the enemy army showed up to kick their asses.

Mongols just had to show up and whole fucking towns surrendered.

AKA: Vikings were bandits, Mongols a scourge of mankind.

>>732771589
see>>732770331
someone with some training could definitely kill an armored knight with a katana

>>732768049
Swedes werent even good vikings, swedes have always been shit. Real vikings came from norway and denmark and estonia also iceland, vikings even reached america. If you went back in time and met a viking it wouldnt be swedish.

>>732771619
That's because they are gobbling down the sand nigger cock

>>732771601
>How about you come up with arguments instead of pointing out what you think are 'flaws'.
So... Literally what you've done all thread? I'm not going to sit here and reply to a blatant hypocrite. I only feed trolls when I'm bored.

Have a nice day, anon.

>>732771689
Fair point.
So in conclusion Genghis Khan is the ultimate badass`?

>>732771672
proof of samurai pederasty? and they could kill a lot more than farmers, samurai killed bison.

>>732771619
When they tried to stop being bandits and rule something, the Normans decided to kick their asses and take Britain from them.

>>732768733
No they werent, there was just more of them and they always attacked the weak and villagers instead of warriors, they didnt have honor and did horrible disgusting vile shit, thats why they mostly won.

>>732771722
This doesn't prove anything and is merely riding the weeb wave to get them views. You would be better of looking at smelting, manufacturing and exactly what steel was used. European longs-swords are simply objectively better. Cool points to the look of katanas, I get that, but it's an inferior weapon in most aspects and certainly doesn't surpass all other weapons in even one single category.

>>732771824
So.. Not making an argument for or against here, because the refugees were more recent.. just showing you what youre saying...

Theyve become the most advanced countries in terms of overall quality of life and satisfaction because they took in muslims?

Gotta use that brain before talking brother.

>>732767810
I'm a historian, soon to be archeologist. Stop bullshitting, we know nothing about the Norsemen. All we know comes from their victims and very few findings

>>732772030
A well made katana could cut through a longsword on impact with ease

>>732767055
Native Americans

They fucking SLAUGHTERED vikings

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>>732771902
They had nothing to kill but farmers and other ball licking samurai. They had gay wooden armour. Oh and
Japanese: 衆道 (shudou, or shuudou), 若衆道 (wakashudou, or wakashuudou)

Shudô was a samurai custom in which adult samurai engaged in pederastic relationships with younger samurai. This custom is most prominently seen, or discussed, in the Sengoku and Edo periods

Lets recap
>Gay sword
>Gay enemies
>Gay sense of honor
>Sucking dick to get ahead

I think we understand why YOU like them so much

Pic related, 2 samurai

>>732772122
Try harder

>>732768216
MODS CAN WE GET A BAN????
>Obvious underage is obvious

>>732771926
Every civilisation has been conquered and lost at some point. The romans were sacked by barbarian hoards. Then repeatedly conquered and raped and pillaged by everyone in the centuries following.

Britain got fucked by boudicca and her band of irish brigands.. William Wallace did some serious damage to england.

England nearly lost the 100 years war with france extremely early. They were checkmated and surrendered at the battle of agincourt.

If the french general didnt decide he wanted to fight anyway and make one of the biggest retarded military decisions in history in the following battle there might not even be an england.

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>>732767055
>Name something more badass than vikings

Supporting Bernie Sanders 189 days after the election and posting ''he can still win'' meme unironically

>>732767055
Blowjobs? Nah, that doesn't really count.

Getting a blowjob from a viking maybe. . .

>>732771829
Again you haven't made one argument about berserkers. Go fuck yourself anon

>>732772122

That's actually not true at all. Have you ever worked with folded steel? It's about as dense as gold.

>>732767055
Leto joker

>>732772047
No, that's just the part you read into it
Also, be wary of something that is based on Gross capita neighbour, especially in countries rich in finance and/or oil with a low population

>>732768259
Spartans were literal faggots

>>732767055

The fact that a bunch of filthy and illiterate farmers that raided once every five years are so overly romanticized by the film, music and game industry, it's fucking retarded. Same with all the ninja pirate samurai faggotry.

Grow up fags.

The mudslims had some pretty cool warriors , forgot their name but i'll try to dig a little

>>732772122
Absolutely, positively not, I'm sorry. Please stop spreading urban legends.

>>732772170
Those were just fag pedos tricking young boys who wanted to become samurai and were looking for a master.
>>732772177
shut up fatty
>>732772401
if the katana is sharp enough it can, you don't know what you're talking about.

>>732772574
>>732771593

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>>732770502
I lost. Time to kill myself. Typical Weeb attitude before it was even a thing...

>>732770502
How fat are you?

>>732772731
Oh dear, well, just think, if the samurai's balsa wood castle caught fire, he'd be first out. You know, his shit already being packed and all

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>>732767055
Trick question; nothing

>>732770879
Fuck off weeb

>>732767553
The White Deat
For the uninitiated, he's one of the greatest, if not the greatest, sniper in recorded history.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

>>732770958
You must think niggers are cool too...
>Acts like a badass
>Misinformed and half retarded
>Brainwashed into being suicidal for a bullshit cause
Prove me wrong

>>732773030
>Teh Wite Deet
Eh will kill yoo and doesn't evn fraid of n e thing.

>>732771257
You just need to stop

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>>732767055
Berserks

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>>732772091
Just because you're a historian of Mudslime culture (which likes to destroy evidence of other cultures) doesn't mean we don't know shit about other cultures.
>Heimskringla by Snorri Sturluson
>Prose/Poetic Edda
>Viking runes
>The fucking Normans
Kys Ahmed

>>732772969
lick my hairy butthole yuropoop

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What about this guy

>>732769620
>Barbarians
That's an incredibly broad term, isn't it?

>>732773104
Can't stop puns, anon.

>>732772836
Dankies , i'm 98 % that's what i was looking for

Hussars.

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/thread

inb4 can't thread my own post

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>>732771775
The Vendels were swedes.

>>732772871
hey man, it's cool if you're gay but don't post gay shit, stay on topic
>>732772900
motherfucking blimp sized and proud of it nigger

>>732771689
>Forgetting that the Mongols didn't have to travel by boat
>Makes it harder to attack with numbers due to supply lines and impracticality

>>732771829
Good arguement

...fag.
>Way to back up your berserkers with valid points

>>732772122
Go watch some more anime

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>>732771775
Norway and Denmark were the ones that sailed west on their raids and pillaged England and such.

IIRC Swedes more often went east and into Russia, which might be why they're less well-known.

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>>732772170
>My sides

>>732772731
>Denial
>Lack of argument
>Not understanding how density works

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AFRICAN WARYERS BEAT YO WYTE ASSES!

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>>732770331
>bring in an expert
>make the amateur do the tests

>>732773383
Jesus...I've discovered the stereotypical /b/tard...
>Weeb...Check
>Retarded...Check
>Fat AF...Check
>Neckbeard...Check
>Uneducated but argues like a college grad...Check
>Denial of facts...Check
>Needs to an hero...Check

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>>732773559
That's not an arguement

>>732768916
vikings killed bigass bears with their hands suck on that

>>732769348
theyre eastern knights.

and eastern knights were esentially cops

dirty, corrupt, thieving, bullies.fucking jock ass alcholic frat boys.

and samurai were the same.

now the ninja knew how to do shit.

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Lurk for the Polish Hussars. Or biker mice from Mars

>>732769348
Go read a history book, dumbfuck

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US Niggers. Ruined every place. Killed culture.

It's weird, but I never liked vikings at all until just recently. I preferred samurai, pirates, and even knights. But now I feel like vikings are the only way to go. Maybe it's because I've been less exposed to their history and mythology than the others, or maybe it's that I'm more masculine now than I was in the past. Or maybe it's that I grew a beard. idk

>>732767055
>More badass than Vikings
>Orthodox Vikings
The Varangian Guard can guard me from the Muslims!

>>732771340
pssst. you know vikings were big into farming and women had equal rights. they had extensive culture and during their pillaging rape was waaayyyy off the table . no rape. big rule.

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>>732767055
Khmer Rouge were pretty brutal. Force your population into an agrarian culture. Wipe out all those who are educated and restart the calendar from year one. Any signs of weakness you are either killed or forced into labor camps. Commit genocide against your own people through executions, famine, disease, and labor. Took out a quarter of the population out in 4 years

>>732767055
Nazis

>>732771503
shit you're right. gotta go with this.

theirs been like 3 or 4 attempted genocides of the jewish people and they're still coming out on top.

freaky

>>732767055
There is nothing that could compete with vikings. Only ones who comes even near is mongols.

>>732767055
romans, cool, yeah nah mate, they fell to fucking Germanic and Norse tribes, winged hussars cool as an idea but in practice those fuckers were a bad cav unit, fucking got rapped by footman with sticks and rope ffs

>>732768553
Berserkers were vikings you fucking idiot

>>732767055
Vikings with lasers

Muslims.... Fucking degenerates.... slowly taking over Europe

>>732772401
but gold is super dense

>>732775358
Brutal, yes. But how is that badass?
I worked in Cambodia for a few months. Their education still isn't as good as it was in the 70s, before the massacre. They dumbed down their population by killing anyone intelligent or ambitious. They were intensely collectivistic, to the point that people could only be collective farmers. Most of the people who lived through it have PTSD, and they passed on those symptoms to many of their kids.
Also, Khmer guys are like, 5 feet tall.

>>732771413
Here you can see the level of american esucation.
Literally all you wrote in your post is false.

This dude, you all know him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y

nigga i got viking blood. from northern norway. elder surname.

>>732767055
Niggers

>>732767055
checked
what about pirates, cow boys, astronauts and well everything past the early A D years but hey vikings are cool dont get me wrong but the TV show is coolesteraaaa

>>732768049
Vikings weren't only swedes. We Danes aren't as cucked as the Swedes, neither are the Norwegians

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>>732767055
Romans nuf said

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christians

>>732776987
Only great dane is the dogbreed

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