ITT: WE CONFESS SECRETS V2

>>732760188
Last week my wife's best friend told her that she had a vivid and detailed dream about having a threesome with us and when she woke up, she was soaked. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

>>732760188

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

I guess this is where we go if the current one 404's so here goes.

I know no one will believe this but, I saw with my own two eyes a woman being abducted by aliens.

>>732760369
Maybe you should have the threesome. Or cheat.

>>732760441
Hahahaha. Greentext that shit.

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>>732760441

ayyy lmao.

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>>732760441
What did "they" look like?
What vehicle/spaceship/UFO did they snatch her in?
Who or where (and when?) did it happen ?

I have proof that Doland Trump is a double agent for Russia.

>>732760441
>>732760531

>So, few years back...Me and a bud, were doing acid...

>>732760616

and you're posting it here?

>topkek.

I think of at least 5 ways to kill myself within the next half hour all the time

>>732760616
I know this meme is as dead as the Dinosaurs but..
Dolan Y u do dis?

>>732760688

so, you're that guy who's always posting the same shit eh?

>>732760521
Won't cheat, but if we can get her up here, drinks at night could get fun. Wife and I have been in a poly relationship before. Didn't work out between my wife and the other girl. If it was her best friend though. I mean her husband is a piece of shit and we provide support most of the time anyway.

Tonight in the previous thread I admitted for the 1st time I was abused as a kid. This is b so I know that's no biggie for anyone. But i feel better getting it out. I also greentxtd the first time I had sex with an adult who wasn't my abuser. So it was actually a memory I liked even though im nohomo. Got me hot so I'm conflicted now

IF ANY OF YOU SEXY COKE LOVERS WANNA KNOW HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR COCAINE AND MAKE IT LAST LONGER, SIMPLY ADD PURE CAFFEINE POWDER TO YOUR COCAINE. IT TURNS IT INTO SUPER COCAINE. 0.2g CAFFEINE INTO 1g COCAINE.

>>732760660
He should share this proof with the faggots over on /pol/. guarantee it'll be nothing but REEEEing if they can't disprove.

THIS IS NOW A COCAINE THREAD MOTHERFUCKAZ

>>732760872
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
YOU
FUCKING
FAGGOT

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>>732760872

no one cares faggot.

kill yourself.

>take this >>732760688 faggot with you.

>>732760923
Get some help. Some of us are here for crazy ass stories from people's lives.

>>732760900
>then mix with sodium bicarbonate, add water, cook on low heat for 20-30 minutes, then let cool, and break up into rocks and smoke that shit.

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friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

>>732760994
NOTHINGS CRAZIER THAN COCAINE MOTHERFUCKA

>>732760872
greentext us.

>>732760387
Stories? How'd it start, how'd she react to dick?

>>732761010
NOT INTO CRACK ONLY COCAINE, IT WOULD ANYWAYS BE POINTLESS ADDING CAFFEINE INTO COKE IF YOU MAKING CRACK

>>732760387
I had a little 12yo loli gf for a little while too. She wasn't wife's best friends daughter. We had a secret relationship for about a year when we decided to call it quits. She initiated everything we did sexually. I felt guilty everyone but was the best sex I ever had. That was about 5 years ago. We moved about 14 hours away. Last I heard she became a big slut in high school and think she's had an abortion already. Lost her looks with age.

>>732761028
Kill yourself with a bullet in your mouth. Not because of the story just I don't like you.

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>>732761028

>>732761042
I had no idea Samuel L. Jackson browses /b/ until today.

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I want to fuck my teacher do bad, I can think of nothing else. She is chubby, but her curves are so sexy.

>>732761137
How did the first time go?

>>732761117
Maybe you want some crack with a little zing, I don't care what the fuck you're into.

>>732760731
Wait what?

Ive fucked my 15 yo cousin im 21

>>732761101

>25.
>be good looking fag/ fit.
>(not anymore btw)
>crush on me.
>know her mother.
>so she's around sometimes.
>one day alone talking about gfs and bfs.
>long conversation.
>ffwd...
>asks me if i have girlfriend.
>tell her no.
>ask her is she has boyfriend.
>says no.
>ask her if wants to be my gf.
>says yes.
>acquire 12 gf.

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>>732761028
>Nice life you got there

Have you considered suicide?

>>732761198
WHEN MAKING CRACK ALL IMPURITIES ARE DISSOLVE AND ALL YOU'RE LEFT WITH IS PURE COKE SO ADDING CAFFEINE WOULD BE POINTLESS MOTHERFUCKA

>>732761171
Your teach is an unattractive Adele clone.
>And I would fuck Adele
>I would fuck Adele like she was my wife
>I would fuck Adele like she was my wife I've been married to for 30 years, fathered 12 children with and has murdered another woman who sought to kill me and ruin my family's life so I owe her a debt of gratitude I could never fully express because I love her so much and even though our 12 children have turned her vagina into basically an open man hole, I still go down on her because I love her and nothing will ever tear us apart.

>>732760616
Oднa иcтopия oхyитeльнee дpyгoй пpocтo.

>>732761327
I DON'T CARE
NOBODY DOES
OD
DIE

>>732761418
Look who is here!

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>>732761313
yeh yeh cool.

>whats a boner?

plz continue

>>732761366
She's motherly, but lovely and sexy. Looks better thsn this picture.

>>732761464
And who is he?

>>732761028
That's Fucked even by 4chans standards. That dude deserves better.

>>732761418

donald trump is that you?

>>732761448
IM TEACHING THESE MOTHERFUCKAZ YOU FAGGOT

>>732761044
Shit mate. Against my best judgement I'll repost for you. Be warned, its fucking gay. Now I've shared it on /b/ will probably tell me missus this weekend.

> be me, male 12 or 13, been couple years since I was abused
> walking through new area thats opened up near my home
> new street with about 10 houses being built
> always fun to explore on weekend coz no ones ever about about
> just looking to steal stuff and walk through the houses
> see up ahead a tradie sawing shit or something
> I get a weird feeling
> not sure what to do, feel a little stalky
> miring his body. Surprises me to be doing that.
> decide fuck it, I'm shit scared but just wanna talk or hang with him
> he sees me coming, gives me a nod and gets back to his job
> I walk up
> 'what's up kid'
> hi! Do you need any help or anything?
> 'nah its not safe mate. Thx but I'm heaps busy'
> oh can I just hang around a little, I'm a bit bored
> he gives me a look like 'wtf? I'm not a babysitter' but says 'OK just don't get in my way I'm pretty flat out.'
> strange conversation. I spill my spaghetti.
> he offers me a can of coke from his esky
> I like this guy. He's pretty cool.
> after about 10 mins he says 'well you better go bud, been nice talking but I've got too much to do.'
> OK mister, can I help you another time?
> 'nah mate, thanks but. I'm only here today to finish this job, won't be back.'
> I'm dying inside. Have decided I wanna fool around with him but can't make a move. And he's not gonna offer. Gotta do something coz I won't see him again

>>732761366
I got lost in what I was writing toward the end of that
and I forgot what I was writing about and didn't know until I posted it.

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>>732761557

nigger detected.

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>>732761028
any nudes of the kid?

>>732761557
>>732761448

>>732761565
>>732761044

samefag is same.

he does this shit in EVERY FUCKING THREAD. kek.

>>732761418
Кeк.

>>732761600
DUBZ OF TRUTH, BUT NOT A NIGGER I'M IRISH BOIIII

>>732760188
I have college to go to but instead I'm on 4chan

>>732761565
> so hes trying to get me to fuck off
> I genuinely like his company and am attracted to him even though he's double my age
> I was already a schemer and quickly come up with a lie 'I don't wanna go, I get hit at home. (Was actually true). Can I just sit here for a little longer, I won't bother you or get in your way. Promise'
> he gives me a 'you poor fucking bastard' look
> 'shit mate I'm sorry, OK you can stay a bit longer. But I can't talk or anything.'
> sweet!
> I just sit on the footpath, eventually ask if I can have another coke
> he seems annoyed and says 'I'm not a charity, I can't be giving all my stuff away.'
> I walk up and he hands me the drink
> 'I could do something to you to pay for it'
> he stops what he's doing and gives me a real weird look, like that's a weird AF thing for a kid to say
> 'what? What are you talking about?'
> getting ready to run off in case he wants to kick the shit out of me I say 'I could do something to you.'
> huh? Like what?
> um. I put my hand forward slowly to his crotch
> he doesn't stop me but I think its coz he's shocked
> 'wtf are you doing kid? Get your hand away. That's not on. That's foul.'
> I put my hand back to my side. Just stand there in front of him.
> couple seconds passed, he finally says 'what were you doing there?'
> he's looking at me in a completely different way. I feel him eyeing me up and down.
> 'I um wanted too, um, was gonna.' I've totally lost it. Can't form words.
> he puts his hand on my arm
> I feel like I've just had an electric shock
> I reach forward for his crotch, just press against his shorts. He looks up and down the street

i'm working on a robot. The secret is
> I'm putting substantial effort into building the vagina.

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>>732761682
How old was the guy?

>>732761693

have you never wrapped a microwaved (to 38C) chicken breast and wrapped it around your dick?

thats your vagina design right there.

People think I'm smart because I have pretty good intuition but I'm actually basically retarded and can barely take care of myself.

>>732761806
15

>>732761028
Go shit in your hat. Fucking twat

>>732761809
YOU'LL GET STS DOING THAT YOU FAGGOT

>>732761682

> am rubbing the front of his stubbies he's freaked out. Obviously conflicted, looks like he's about to throw me down and fuck off
> but also he's deffo getting hard
> says to me 'come inside'
> the walls of the house are up but there are no doors, we walk in
> he looks down the street one last time then turns to me
> 'kid what are doing? What's going on?
> I can't talk for some reason, real fucking nervous. Just look at him and then look to the ground.
> he walks over in front of me. Puts my hand back on his crotch.
> I reach into the leg of his stubbies, just fap him over his grundies.
> he says come over here, stands next to a window so he can see out to the street and sits me down on a fold out chair.
> he pulls the front of his shorts down, takes his cock out
> haven't seen one in a couple years. Feel excited this time around coz its on my terms. He seems like a good guy and isn't hurting me
> I slowly fap him for a bit, he's looking down with an amazed look on his face, like he can't believe what's going on
> gives me words of encouragement, says he's enjoying it
> I lean forward and open my mouth
> put my lips around him
> he let's out a huge groan. 'Faaaaark.'
> I know technique, just slowly bob back and forth, keep up a steady rhythm.
> he's got one hand on his cock, his other on the side of my face
> I've gotta stop hurting my jaw a little
> he's not saying anything, just rubbing his dick against my face. Obviously waiting for me to regroup, he wants to get it back in my mouth asap
> I go back to work. Pull his pants down some more so now his balls are free too. Put my hands on his bare arse
> just stay focused on his cock. He is fucking rock hard,diamonds. Saying nothing, just letting out some sighs and a few grunts.
> then his breathing changes, hes started fucking my mouth.
> I don't have to move my head, he's just pumping me now
> he harder, even more harder now
> yep, I know this, I recognise this shit, he's close to coming

Everyone in my life thinks I've been clean for two years but I've escalated to a 10g a day heroin habit since 2016 and haven't stopped for a day

>>732761809

38C are pretty big for chicken breasts

>>732761844
Wait so he was like an apprentice?

>>732761806
Me 12 or 13, he would a been about 23-25. Typical surfer tradie type of guy. Kinda blonde matted hair.

>>732761930
SWITCH OVER TO COCAINE YOU JUNKIE FAGGOT

>>732761973
Are you from Aus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEKqtCDkg

>>732761973
Why are you pretending to be me when that question was clearly directed to me?

Used to buy weed of a couple of "friends".
One day hanging out to smoke.
Went around to their house... no fucking answer at door.
Called them up.
For some reason had the wrong number and got some asian guy.
See balcony door is open.
Climb.
Enter.
Search.
Score.
Exit.
Go home get stoned.
Call them the next day, correct number this time, asking for weed.
No one ever knew.

>>732761995
I shoot cocaine, I'm worse with it, I actually function without the speedball better, been about three or four months since I did a speed ball

>>732761194
It took about a good 4-5 months of playful flirting before anything g serious happened. I would watch her and my kids a lot while my wife and her mom would go out drinking. She would always say she wanted to kiss me and I would laugh it off saying "I want to kiss you too, but we both know I'm married". I thought it was all just playful nonsense, and she was just a young girl with an innosent crush. The first time we did kiss we were lying together under a blanket, she leaned her head over and it just happened. I told her I was sorry and we shouldn't have done that. We didn't kiss again for about another month. She asked if we could be a 'secret boyfriend and girlfriend'. Sex started not long after. I found out from my wife that her mom caught her looking at porn. She asked me one day "can we do boyfriend girl friend stuff" I asked "like what" and she said "you know, have sex?"

>>732762062
LOL stubbies, grundies, tradie, mate. wtf are you on ofcourse he fucking Australian. I'm Canberra btw

>>732761933

38 degrees celsius, my burger friend.

>>732762089

you are not me, i am me.

>>732762179
Then who am I?

>>732762148
then you get sexually transmitted salmonella

>>732762204

a troll. stop trying to be me fag.

>>732760188
Ever since I was a kid, and still occasionally to this day, I've eaten the ice buildup in my shitty freezer. It's good, not anything like eating an ice cube, it basically feels exactly like what it is. Slow buildup of ice over a long period of time. It's crisp and cool like iceberg lettuce. Which is why I like it. I mostly store vegetables in the freezer though, am I somewhat safe? I haven't noticed any illnesses caused by it before.

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>732761898
> my mouth is getting sore again but I don't mind, can keep going til he comes
> and then he just stops
> takes his dick out of my mouth and says. 'Kid wtf is going on here. This is so wrong.'
> I don't mind, I'm enjoying it. You can keep going.
>'have you done this before?'
> yeah
> 'fucken hell, what is wrong with you kids today.
> keep going. I'll never tell anyone.
> he stops for a few moments and it looks like he's trying to decide
> 'fuck it, if you're happy to do this mate, let's get back to it.'
> he takes me into the back room carrying the chair with him. Pulls his shorts and undies right off and sits down.
> opens his legs up puts the shorts on the floor in between his legs and motions me to rest my knees on them.
> I'm fine with that, easier to do it this way.
> also means I can fap myself
> get my face btwn his legs
> mouth latches straight onto his cockhead.
> he lets out a real low groan, like he's thinking this is bad and wrong and kinda gross but fuck it, let's go
> I'm wanking him as I suck up and down.
> he is going to town, pushing his arse up pumping my mouth
> I having a sly tug
> those noises hes making are getting longer
> I'm getting excited, like way excited. I'm close to coming.
> both his hands go on the back of my head. I can't actually move.
> I've just got my mouth wide open as he sits in front of me and fucks away
> 'oh boy, oh boy, I'm coming.'
> he's going real fast now. I put my hands on the base of his cock trying to slow him down
> before I know it he's firing into my mouth
> lets out a big moan
> I try to swallow, but just can't, too much, I wasn't ready, and its gross anyway
> his cocks throbbing, Im trying my best
> still moaning away
> lets out a couple more 'fucks' and his body shudders
> am happy to stay sucking but he pushes me off
> he goes real cold
> kid you gotta get outta here
> he realises I've got a released boner and have a hand on it
> hes disgusted
> I leave + fap in a vacant house on the way home

>>732762343
You're the one pretending to be me, loser. Seriously get a life.

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>>732762258

i have done it many times and I have never gotten sick.

you just mad I get more chicken breast than you faggot.

>>732762409
>You're the one pretending to be me, loser. Seriously get a life.

nice try troll. now kindly fuck off and let me tell my story. its kind of like therapy for me.

I've been fuck buddies with a girl who's ex-boyfriend cheated on her with me. Hell, we banged because we were trying to clear the air about what happened but always proud to give a girl her first lesbian experience anyway.

>>732762062
Yeah mate. Bananabender.

>>732762143
This guy gets it. I don't need to change my writing for Americans or Poms.

>>732761028
i'm laughing at what he'll do when he finds out

>>732762460
you got me there, i am indeed very jealous. i wish i could fuck some proper sexy chicken breast instead of my stupid gf

>>732762541
tits or gtfo

>>732760188
I often go as far as to want more like, in Mexico

>Be me 19 yo guy
>bisexual but straight acting
>girlfriend of 2 years doesnt know
>i dont know where but she developed a fetish for femdom.
>In the past 8 months i have devolved into the bitch in the relationship.
>meanwhile my friends and family still think i wear the pants in the relationship
>You see my girlfriend is very subtle about it
>recently she learned that i was Bi
>not even a week after she starts talking about cuckolding
>fml.jpg
>My traditional catholic family believes me and my girlfriend have a healthy relationship
>Nobody knows the truth except me and her
>recently got cucked, turned me on so hard.
>i just relegated to an even lower level of standing in the relationship.
>Meanwhile family and friends are oblivious.

>>732762504
Are you actually being serious? how much longer are you going to continue this shit? now it's your story? are you trying some reverse therapy type of shit by saying i'm troll

I've witnessed gay sex in airport bathrooms more times than I would have liked to. It's like everytime I go to the airport and have to use the bathroom I end up walking in on two dudes fucking. Such shitty luck.

Even though i consider myself straight, I lost my virginity to a guy who fucked me in the ass and used me regularly for a week, and haven't had a girl since

>>732762670
>Are you actually being serious? how much longer are you going to continue this shit? now it's your story? are you trying some reverse therapy type of shit by saying i'm troll

this is why people cant have good conversations on here. you fucking fags always have to take a shit on other people's posts.

please, stop saying you are me and let me finish my story of gay sexual abuse. please....

thank you.

>>732762143
Strewth NSW aye

it's always worth coming to 4chan

>>732762641
Soon she'll be bringing over hung as fuck black guys to fuck you while she watches.

My advice would be learn how to suck a cock, boy.

>>732762407
Nice one. Thanks for that. Anything else you've done?!

>>732762808

are you me?

>>732762871
>>732762407

samefag is same.

>>732762874
>>732762808

samefag.

>>732762833
I'm absolutely fucking terrified at that thought but also kinda excited

>>732762772
Fuark Mate you near nimbin?

>>732762938
Nah cenny coast

>>732762744
>this is why people cant have good conversations on here. you fucking fags always have to take a shit on other people's posts.
>please, stop saying you are me and let me finish my story of gay sexual abuse. please....
>thank you.

by all means, please do continue with MY story of gay sexual abuse. Fucking troll please go and troll someone else, this is becoming pathetic now.

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>>732762932
>These two kek

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>>732761028

>>732763104

stop pretending to be me faggot. you are the one that is pathetic.

honestly i dont care who was sexually abused

My (now dead) grandmother hated my father with a passion, I can understand why. But the one story I've never told anyone was how she asked my uncle her son, if he knew any hitmen. She wanted to hire one to kill my father, never ended up happening.

so long as someone was

>>732761565
You write like a bogan. Ausfag?

>>732763167
i'm just ignoring you now faggot. Now let me get back to my story..

>>732763197

my father used to take me to hotel rooms to have sex with me when i was young. true story.

>>732763272
Hes an Ausfag

>>732763296
you mean MY STORY?

you are a dick bro.

>>732763272
no, i'm a Britfag mate

>>732762641

>Cuck
>Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPTzsWiGSU

>>732762871
No worries bloke. Did a couple other similar things in the following year or two. Just random adults that i thought might be down for a blowie. Realised it wasnt too hard to persuade straight grown men to get their dicks out. The were always pretty gobsmacked. Glad you enjoyed anyway.

>>732761028
this is how people kill themselves. hope my man at least getting some succ every once in a while

I know I shouldn't feel this way, but whenever I remember the fact the kid who tormented me in elementary school ended up becoming white trash on the dole. I feel a sense of sweet vindication.

>>732763670
britfag or irishfag ?

>>732763272
Yep. We've established I'm Qlder. Never considered myself a bogan. You don't really if you've been getting up to gay shit as a kid but. I know that shits normal somewhere like Victoria but up here things are different.

>>732763747
If he was a britfag wouldn't white trash be replaced with the word chav?

>>732763317
I saw you post this before. You're a femanon aren't you.

Care to green text your first time? Just for a survey I'm doing.

>>732763861
maybe he wanted to use a more well known phrase

>>732763248

i don't care that you broke your assbow

>>732761515
Another russian nerd

>>732763775
Towoomba is full of closeted gays. The whole football team suck each other off. The gay bar Escape in Surfers is always full. Qld is full of gay sex mate.

>>732763909

>14.
>mother home.
>father asks me for favor.
>i know what he means.
>tell him mother home so i cant.
>asks me if i want to go with him "somewhere"
>i say ok but dont know what it means.
>go with him.
>tells mother we are going to store to buy clothes.
>we leave.
>he keeps driving far away.
>for like an hour.
>pull into motel.
>tells me to wait in car.
>comes back.
>doesnt say anything. just starts car,
>drives around parking lot.
>parks.
>tells me to get out of car.
>go into room.
>room smells like cigarettes and wood.
>sex.
>go back home.
>tells me we have to stop and buy something so it looks like we went to store.
>buys me clothes.
>tells mother he didnt find clothes for him.

>>732760872
how good was the sex?

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>>732761028

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>>732761137
tfw anon doesnt have a wife, just raped some 12 yr old but is such a neckbeard considered her his gf. also 12 yr old was really a waifu pillow

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>>732761313
you said u were marriend. faggot

I almost ran over Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson once. I regret not actually doing it.

>>732764130
Hahaha. Green text fag here. I got my cock sucked in Toowoomba once. By my missus. She and I were living in Brissy, pulled a Sickie and decided to suss out things out west. There was some scenic drive just outside the town. Sat on a park bench, whipped it out and she went to town on me.

Toowoombas a nice as fuck town, reminds me of my home town.

As for Surfers. I got sucked off there for the first time when I was 14. my olds took us down to do the theme parks. Won't gt this one. We were staying at Jupiters. Today was gonna do wet and wild. I bailed coz was fighting with my sister and just sick of my families company. They fucked off I went to Pacific Fair.
Notice a guy probably 30 looking at me at the stationers. I'm a bit grossed out but decide its on. Its obvious hes into me. Just ask him for directions back to my hotel act all innocent tell him my parents are away for a few hours. We talk a little, hes sussing me out. Ask him if he wants to come over with me. He looks shocked like I'm being too forward and says, 'nah let's hit the loos.' I tell him I dont do dunnies if he wants to do shit he has to come to the hotel. He walks over with me, calls his wife to say hes gonna be late.

Go to room, dead bolt the door, both get stuck into each other. Kissing and shit taking clothes off. I drop to my knees and start sucking, he asks my age, when I tell him he came pretty much straight away. Says he's never been with anyone so young before kinda picks me up puts me on the bed and sucks me to completion. Suddenly I realise why giys do stupid stuff to get this from a kid. He's getting dressed and almost about to leave. I ask him if he wants another round. Have my first 69.

Thinking back its pretty bad but lots of guys would jump at the chance if offer. Faggot or straight.

>>732765388
checking my own dubs haha

I've fallen out of love with my current gf and have gotten feelings for a coworker, the coworker doesn't feel the same way so I'm staying with my gf because at least then I'll have a place to live

>>732765504
clever boy

>>732764304
Kinda feel a bit sad for you sweetheart. That shit is meant to happen with a friend at school. Hope your life is OK now.

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I jerk off with my older sisters thongs, used and clean ones, been doing it for years and she has no clue

pic related

>>732764489
He posted the green text already. I'd say after reading his story the sex was a bit one sided but I still came!

when 15 my 11 yo sis would masterbate near me on the couch and generally was flirty/touchy. When I was young I groped her and jerked it cumming on her she said stop and went back to bed. Never talked about it again. Being a handsome I have had so many situations where I could have fucked underage girls but I resisted because of the risk.

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>>732765767
ur a faggy edgelord wannabe

>>732765658
it's okay now i guess, well kind of, every relationship i have now i always mess it up and at the end of the day im alone. its hard to trust people when youre own father can do that to you

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>>732765810
>being a handsome
>being a
>a

what kinda gay ass story was that

When the mood takes me I put on my girlfriends thong and pantyhose and drive to a local well known cruising spot. Then I walk into the wooded area and get on my knees and suck strangers cocks, drink their piss and lick their arseholes. I plan on soon letting one of them rip my tights open, pull my thong to one side and fuck me as I spread my arse like a total slut.

>>732760188
Saw my gf's mom watching us fuck. What should I do?

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>>732765914

>>732761028
I hope you get violently raped to death you cunt

still think about my ex gf, 1yr and half later

quit all other relationships

not only love, but best sex ever had... and only girl i've ever met that can do deepthroat

>>732765540
I guess I mean I'm miserable and constantly feel emotionally unsatisfied but since I'm too much of a pussy I'm gonna stay where i am

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>>732766154
where is ur penis bro?

>>732765875
I get you. I'm just happy what happened to me didn't involve a close relative. All the best, I've seen you post before will probably cross paths again.

>>732762772
gympie QLD reporting in

fuck collingwood

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I actually think Indian women are quite attractive. But, they don't even give me a second glance.

>>732766365
i can add you on kik if you'd like to chat a lil more

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I want to kill the conspiracy

>>732766529
so rape them its not like it would be something new to them

i'm going to live in japan next year but i've only ever found like 3 japanese females attractive (and 2 of those were kids). idk why, i try to fap to JAV pretty often and its hopeless

>>732765935
Fuck her

>>732766245
i quit with her cause she wanted kids, and i don't

would like to call her but i cant

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>>732766634
Another secret of mine:
>I actually respect women and their boundaries.

>>732760188
Had a joint shower with my grieving widow mother. She washed me and I came down her leg

>>732766590
Haha. Glad I came back to the thread one last time. I'd love to but have to be up for work in couple hours. I'll look out for you over the next week ITT. Will give you a (you). You'll know its me, I'll say its the guy who greentexted the other night. Take care.

>>732762549
I feel some kind of plan coming..?

>>732765875
How old are you? How did the first time happen? Are you hot? Any pics of you when you were younger?

>>732760900
stop commenting this shit in every post

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I kinda *don't* want to go to that job interview tomorrow, but I need the money and to show that I'm actually doing something.

>>732760188
My gf sells her pussy to buy luxuries and im ok with it.

>>732765658

Why are people so obsessed with hating that? It's just sex... nothing terrible happened to him. He wasn't skinned alive, or somehow managed to survive torture from a mexican gang. He just had a cock up his ass and then ended up cumming.

>>732761028
Atleast suck his dick once in a while you worthless piece of shit. Wow.

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I'm a vegetarian.

>>732767890
my wife fucks our landlord to get a cheap rental fee... i'm also ok with it

>>732762549
Probably kill himself.

I am a highschool teacher (not from the US, but it's pretty much like highschool) who fucks a 15 year old girl.

>>732767534
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKA YOU NEED SOME COCAINE

>>732767444
I'm 20 now. he used to touch me in my sleep it started with just rubbing me over my clothes then i used to wake up with his hands down my pants, used to think i was just dreamin at first then i woke up one day with him rubbing his dick on my lips then he told me to keep quiet and open my mouth... im okay looking, haven't got any that id share on here

>>732768957
Just blurr out the face and give me something to jerk of

>>732766590
different anon here but I'd be interested in chatting if you want to add me?

>>732760369
#humblebragfag #sukyourowndick

>>732760387
#ban&van

>>732769099
id rather not
>>732769219
sure i dont mind, whats your kik

>>732769308
Why didn't tell your mom about it? Also can I join the chat with you guys?
>>732769337

>>732767813
elaborate

>>732769460
because i thought id get in trouble, i thought it was my fault he was doing that to me and yea you can ill add you whats your kik

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>>732760188

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>>732761028

>>732770366
Yeah she's a shit person.

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>>732760188
All my best m8s exs have hitted on me while they were dating. I don't know why me. They have other friends, why not them? Never brought it up because it would cause a stir. Am i a piece of shit?

>>732771707
no one hit on you. nothing wrong if u did bring it up so they could address it with their respective sluts

I'm going to take him down hard and he's too blue collar to know it

My mother worked as a prostitute over weekends to make ends meet.

When I was 12 she took me with her to the brothel she worked for.

Found someones under wear at trash container love to smell and fap to them

>>732771827
No one hit on me? Imagine having one of m8 ex with her friend, I'm in the middle of the backseat, so they're both on each side of me. Two of my m8s are in the front. Both in the back are a lil drunk, as we're driving they both start rubbing their hands all over me and kissing my neck and ears all while I'm talking to my m8 driving (her boyfriend). That's a little more than hitting on me bruv.

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>>732760188
sister

incest takes quite the effort. Imprinting is not just a psychology concept it's quite real.

at the start dick does not even feel anything. takes quite a while to start seeing her as "sexual". But after that barrier's gone, oh boi.

>>732772108
woah bro, u just ruined me with ur shitty anecdote. also sounds like u were being teased more than anything. either way ur a bitch

>>732761028
Fake and gay.

>>732772108

>trusting the female jew

>>732766911
What the fuck?

>>732762115
Moar

I lost my virginity to a dog, when i date guys i only date guys with dogs

Fml

>>732761171
Seduce her. Should be easy. Most of these teachers are unattractive nude/without makeup. They aren't used to the attention out in the real world.

>>732772470
yep prety much

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Everyone thinks I'm a typical macho straight guy but I've fucked quite a lot of shemales.

Would never actually be able to date one but for just raw sex they're just incredible.

Feels bad when I actually think about it. Wondering what people would think if they knew.

33yo femanon.

I have a thing for young guys. 14-18.

I kinda feel like it's more socially acceptable for men to be attracted to younger women than for women to be attracted to younger men.

>>732772655
>raw

You fuck 'em raw?

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>>732772132
sister, after parents basically yelled at her till she cried her guts out, took advantage of her in her vulnerable state and had sex.

>>732772829
IM 18, POST TITS

>>732772942
Isn't incest normal for chinks though?

>>732772908

Maybe animal sex would be a better description

>>732765702
Why the long face?

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>>732772829
femanon. yea ok

>>732767997
Lol! Vegetarian. Fries tofu to make it palatable.

>>732772655
we think ur a faggot

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>>732773181
>Why the long

>>732772504
no way/ tell us more

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>>732773021
where the hell you get that idea?

>>732772238
Your first reply made zero to no sense, i couldn't tell what you were trying to say. Lay off the weed, deplorable.

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>>732772942
god damn it i hate when i go on here frequently enough to remember shit.

thats not ur biological sister. no one cares

>>732772829
Because younger females have all their parts at like 15. 15 year old boys are BOYS.

>>732773219
Can't do tits. Presenting a class in a few mins, everyone I already here.

Suggest a normal-ish photo I can take surreptitiously and I'll do it.

>>732773318
let me translate

>anecdote
means story as in You had a shitty story

>you were being teased
as in you're a faggot loser who was being toyed with because women are as awful as you are

>you're a bitch
as in you are bitch

dont know what u didnt get, maybe u need to relearn engluish

>>732773420

what sort of fucked up puberty did you go through that you didn't have all your 'parts' by 15?

>>732773437
i didnt ask for tits

another example of how retarded women are. "i have a vagina, i need attention, look at my tits"

fuck you faggot

I feel depressed when I'm at school and nobody talks to me.

>>732773420
15 is plenty old enough. I had a 14 year old boyfriend when I was 14 and everything worked just fine.

>>732760188

when my sister was 8, I convinced her to let me put my little cock in her pussy

>>732773547
too bad she didnt feel it bc its so small

how old were u btw, 24?

>>732773494
Standard on 4chan is tits and time stamp. I can't right now.

Summer fag?

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I'm dating my one of my old best friends girlfriend of a year almost immediately after their break up. I'm scum. But I've never been more happier. She told me she was really into me when we first met but it was fucked because they were dating. She often told herself to get over it and it'll never happen. She's told me she loves me more than anybody she's told I love you before more than her first love. She does all this cute shit for me too. Idk what to do...

>>732761028
You're a greasy whore. Kill yourself.

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>>732773582
durrr durrr im so cool i post my gnarly tits and fat ass on a message board with a bunch of weirdies

and i dont give a shit about ur filthy body. im here for the good stuff. pic related

>>732773571

lol, I was 10, and it was pretty fucking small

we were just messing around, probably doesn't count as fucking

I got my first blown from my cousin

>>732767997
So degenerate.
Please kill yourself

>Be me fuck chick.
> Get UTI
> Didn't tell me she was bleeding from me fingering her
> Unprotected sex too & fish vagina
> Check to make sure I have no bastard child every month
> No STI's & STDs

>>732773724
woulda been a better story if u were in ur 20s, but i guess we cant all get what we want

kids bangin kids is as .... dunno where im going with this

hi 5 for losing ur vcard at 10 to ur little sister. that;s a real accomplishment

>>732773673
Take everything with some skeptical views maybe she was the same to one of your old best friends. Come back in two years & see if your still together.

>>732773673
>so desperate for pussy has to fuck best friends left overs

just wait until you break up, first thought will be "well that wasnt worth it"

>>732773442
Just when I thought you couldn't prove your stupidity more than what you already have. This is your first post, >>732771827
I referred to your 1st post, no need to explain your second post, effeminate virgin.

>>732773790

just put it in a couple of times, she didn't like it and I didn't cum

that's not losing v

>>732773915
Pretty much I've been single for years

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>>732760188

I am a borderline alcoholic, almost certainly a drug addict. My life is going nowhere, really, although i'm strangely ok with that.

>>732761827
same

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>>732773967
yea it is.
u pump once bust a nut, u lost ur virginity
u pump for an hr no cum still lost v card
thus it isnt about length of fucking or ejaculation, so with a little bit of logic we can conclude

you pump once, dont cum still lost ur vcard

>>732761028
Fuck you. Your a piece of shit for doing this atleast that child has one good person that
s a parent

>>732774044
its bc ur numbing urself w drugs and alcy

>>732762641
The fact that you have to keep saying that no one else knows proves that they do.

People aren't as oblivious as you think.

>>732772504
>>732773303

On my cell kinda hard but anyways when i was young i really wanted to get fucked, i was masturbating since the age of 6 or so, one night i was 12 had a sleepover at my friends house, she had a german shepeard. We had told our parents that we were sleeping at eachothers place but in reality we slept at hers, her parents were not there and we rum. She got wasted/passed out. I sneaked off in the garage with the dog and let him pound me. Didn't know about the knot and stuff for me a dick was a dick i just wanted to get fucked

>>732773502
Tell me how you feel

>>732774075

kinda hard to argue your logic, but I prefer to count my then 15yr old gf as my v card

>>732774095

Right now, yes. I don't have too many expectations from life though. It doesn't owe us anything.

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>>732760369

do it faggot. she told your wife for a reason. and your wife told you for a reason. And that reason wasn't "I think you might enjoy hearing about my weird dream"

>spelled out for you: they're both testing the waters and floating the idea to you. it's in your hands faggot. pursue it and it will happen. don't and you will be kicking yourself in the ass for the rest of your life

pic related: what you better be doing come Saturday night

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>>732760441
>aliens

filmed my wife masturbating. going to let a friend of mine watch the video and i'm hoping that somehow i can end up sucking his dick while he's watching the video

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>>732760872
>even though im nohomo

like this guy: still not gay

>>732773338
there are other people here too you know, sounds hot, would read

i crossdress like once a week go on webcam sits and fuck dildos i make som tokens doing it noone knows never fucked a guy often think it would take my fetish also im parnoide as fuck

>>732761028

i know him he goes to my school im telling

When I was 9 or 10 I would dry hump my moms ass when she slept with her back to me. It got so frequent that eventually she would raise up her leg and lightly grab my dick and hold it in between her legs and let me go to town in her hand until I finished.

>>732773682
>greasy whore.

Canadian detected

>>732774259

same anon u were replyign to... u should count wahtever u want as losing ur vcard

>>732770060
Yeah, I've made this pic and now it's spreading!!

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>>732761171
>I want to fuck my teacher do bad,

why you want to fuck her badly? you should want to fuck her good. real good.

here's my teacher. Fucked her real good many times. Everybody knows now - all in the news, so we can't any more. I miss that pussy.

>>732774737
GOD DAMN CRAPY PASTA

>>732761171

i know her she goes to my school i'm telling

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>>732774759
>PASTA

thanks for the feedback faggot

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>>732772017

when did they start putting you to work faggot?

and what third world shithole country was this?

>I'm guessing India

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>>732760188