Are there any 4Chan hackers on here that can help my get my

Damn this world is savage

How many memes were affected?

>>732757673
1. turn of the device
2. disconnect all hdd /ssd
3. buy new ones
4. swap them out
5. install new os
6. keep your old storage media safe, until it-specialists release a decryption tool

sorry mate, its all you can do right now

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>>732757990

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>>732757990
Too many /b/ro

This is a Level 5 Code: Red situation

Bumping for great justice

>>732757673
Tell us what happened OP
Need the full story so we can at least know where to start

Or an hero
That seems like the eaiser solution

Put linux on a CD and boot from it, then use linux to go into your hardrive and delete the virus files- usually they sit on the hardrive in the same directory as the /program files etc.

It's what I did

>important data
>Not backed up on external hard drive
This is what happens...

>>732757673
As some anons said before. You have to wait until a decryption tool is released. Nothing else can be done.

>>732757673
Do you wannacry?

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>>732758686
Linux has saved the day once more!

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>>732758882
Clever

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>>732757673

Why not just pay?

1 Btc is $1744

The ransom is .2 btc.

Imagine you lived in ancient times and carried a wallet with cash money and family photos in one of those 17 ft expanding plastics.

Now, lets say you "lost" your wallet with a hundred dollars cash in it, plus all your precious photos and various shit you conveniently use in your daily life.

Then, you get a call. "I found your wallet, Mr. Anonymous. You may have it returned for fifty cents."

You claim to have almost a hundred thousand bucks on your computer. That sure was stupid of you, huh? You could have kept that shit spread out on a few different secure, removable devices.

Even better, you could have gotten ubuntu for your operating system.

>>732759172
This is fucking retarded

>>732759395

Like when you babysit your sister?

>>732757673
>>732757673
If you're still there OP, follow the steps for your OS here: https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/322756/how-to-back-up-and-restore-the-registry-in-windows and upload the exported file to mega. Email the link to: [email protected] or post it here.

>>732759821
By mega I mean: https://mega.nz/

>>732759172
>Then, you get a call. "I found your wallet, Mr. Anonymous. You may have it returned for fifty cents."
except nobody who has paid the ransom so far has been given a decryption key.
moreover, there is no reason for the scammers to give you a key: once you send the money, it's gone.
plus, every dollar the scammers receives supports their efforts, giving them all the more reason to dupe more idiots with wannacry2.0
.

Why not just gather up $300 and send it to them, then sell a bitcoin and make your money back?

>>732759172
How do you pay with something they encrypted?

>>732757673
Did you check if its even real? is your's data encrypted?

>>732759932
You just buy more BTC, .2 BTC is pretty much nothing.

>>732757673
When you see this copy pasta a few days in a row and people are taking it seriously

>>732757673
try https://malwaretips.com/blogs/remove-your-personal-files-are-encrypted-virus/

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>>732760116
>When you see this copy pasta a few days in a row and people are taking it seriously
no you stupid faggot, this is not pasta... lemme laugh at you a bit!
OP is just one of many stupid morons who fucked up. lots of idiots will say similar things, but this is not a copypaste. lemme laugh at both of you!

How does one obtain this specific virus?

>>732760269
ask OP. he's got it. he could zip/encrypt it and upload it anywhere since it's about the size of an mp3 songfile

>>732760245
Did you just try to google a thread on 4chan? Do you not understand what 4chan is?

>>732760309
Just how does one miss the executable extension (.exe, .cmd, .bat, .com, etc..)?

>>732760269
By being an idiot. Or just working in a company with people ignorant enough to open email attachments and infect the whole internal network.

OP HERE
I cant pay for this because my bitcoins are encrypted from the Virus. Im not really sure how I got the virus, I think I caught it from a friend who was infected.

Its the DO YOU WANNA CRY virus, I just looked it up

Don't know if this is true, but somebody said that if you have a virtual machine, you would just have to delete that vm, it wouldn't reach your mothermachine.... I was told. True or not?

>>732760372
STFU U FUCKING SKID

>>732760392
I want the virus executable, so i can decompile it and try to find the encryption method.
It looks like it has been made using C# because of the controls that are in the screenshot.

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>>732760372
>Did you just try to google a thread on 4chan? Do you not understand what 4chan is?

why? because you think copypasta won't show up on other boards, including 4chan, and thus be found by their spiders?
you must be even more retarded than I originally proposed... let me laugh at you some more!!!
.
ok, I'm sure you're so retarded, you still won't get it, so let me break it down for your retarded ass:
copypasta is pasta not just because it is copy-pasted, but because it is relentlessly copypasted across multiple boards and the relentless pasting gets picked up 97% of the time by google spiders, even shit that shows up on 4chan... yes, 4chan.
.
now let me laugh at you some more!

>>732760560
LOL U sure told that fagget skid

>>732760513
Bullshit. A program cannot even be 100% sure if it is running in a virtual machine.

>>732760372
>being this new to the internetz

>>732760710
Yes it is faggot, its completely safe. The Virtual machine is VIRTUAL. Anything that happens on it is completely separate from your actual machine. Go do some research pussy

>>732759172
>Why not just pay?
As someone said, so far people who have paid didn't get their data decrypted.

>>732760710
If a program had ai, would it know it was ai? would it know it was ai in a program running in a vm?

>>732757673
>50 bitcoins
>not using a $100 hardware wallet to protect your $87k investment
>not copying your private keys to a flash drive and keeping it in a safe deposit box

either fake and gay or retarded and gay, either way you're beyond help

>>732760851
>would it know it was ai in a program running in a vm?
yes, lots malware is already VM-aware and responds differently (well-behaved so you don't detect it) when it detects it's inside a VM.
https://blog.malwarebytes.com/threat-analysis/2014/02/a-look-at-malware-with-virtual-machine-detection/
it becomes a cat-and-mouse thing with VM makers trying to beat the malware, but the VM makers are always handicapped because they are not only in battle with malware authors,
they are in battle with legitimate software makers.
the company that makes the LOCKDOWN browser (a browser commonly used in universities) also spends its resources detecting virtual machines because the lockdown browser 'needs to know this' if it is to prevent test-taking-fraud.
whatever your opinion of online courses, these folks are big in that field and spend lots of resources detecting VMs... once they figure it out, it's a matter of time before their intel gets leaked to malware authors... plus other developers do the same thing too

>>732761119
What if a person builds a new type of virtual machine that cannot be detected by the current methods?

>>732761119

So what you say is.... have an extra hd, and keep it unplugged. Once in a while, plug it in and copy your new files to it, then unplug again. Could work, but would people take the time and effort to do so?

only things you can do OP:
1. shut down your machine, remove the HDD
2. standby: wannacry is so widespread there is a good chance a key will be found in the next few days (at least compared to lesser known ransomware)
but what you should not do is:
1. pay: not only will you get nothing, you'll encourage them to fuck others in the future
2. run your machine: even one minute. sometimes encryption is not complete and you might be able to save some files, but the longer your OS is running, the sooner the chances of recovery approach zero. in other words, the chance may still be greater than zero if you shut down your OS and remove the HDD.

once a solution is found:
the afflicted HDD will probably not be plugged into a windows system, but into a linux-type system (something that won't have the same vulnerabilities as the windows box that was hit) and recovery can begin.

>>732757673
4chin is full of l33t haxorz

Better watch your back!

>>732760816
Virtual machines are *supposed* to be virtual, but theoretically they could have security holes as well, or the machine running the virtual machines could be compromised. In this case though, there are no reports on WannaCry breaking out of VMs, and in practice VMs have provided a strong added layer of security.

>>732761356
What if a person builds a program that sits, waiting for you to plug in that sexy clean fully backed up hard drive, and then BAM, encrypts both of em. Get reked brah game over

>>732757673
>50 bitcoins
>no way to backup them, not using electrum/multibit/or internet wallet.
>t. retard

>>732761290
>What if a person builds a new type of virtual machine that cannot be detected by the current methods?
then the malware/ai whatever won't detect it... in the meantime... but it might employ a heuristic to do so in the future, especially since anyone who figures such things out stands to make lots of money from selling such zero-day exploits to companies like LOCKDOWN.

>>732761356
>So what you say is.... have an extra hd, and keep it unplugged. Once in a while, plug it in and copy your new files to it, then unplug again. Could work, but would people take the time and effort to do so?
no need to be so complicated: just get a NAS that runs linux for the price of a HDD plus 20 bucks. Hell, even one of those WIFIs with NAS-capable usb ports can do the trick.
but no solution is perfect: if your WIFI-NAS becomes popular enough (but that's unlikely) someone could find a way to fuck with it...

in short, anything is fuckable with if it's popular enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvfD5rnkTws

>>732760372
>newfag detected

I'm always wondering what you need to do or what kind of sites visit to get this kind of shit
Can anyone explain me this?

>>732757673
It's impossible to decrypt your files without the key and you won't get that even if you pay.

>>732757673
I just read in the news a few days ago about how some fag used a kill switch to stahp le hackor fag with a mass virus
Probably same le hackor fag that struck again

>>732761940
It's the wanacry worm that was going around. It used an exploit in older windows system to execute code remotely. Unfortunately, you don't have to do anything to get infected by this. It works by scanning the network for vulnerable boxes. There was supposedly a kill switch integrated in the worm by the creators that someone found while studying it. It just pinged an unregistered domain and if it got a response the binary closed. So that guy just registered the domain and this virus is no longer a threat.

>>732760012
then give me 2 btc

>>732762813
Thanks
But what about Cerber3 and other ransomwares
I saw many PPL on Facebook had those
I personally go through many sites, some quite shady
Am I just lucky or what?

>>732758686
Liar. The files get encrypted you stupid turd gobblin.

>>732763877
it worked for me as well

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TELL THIS BITCH TO STOP TAKING NIGGER COCK

>>732758686
i.e.
install gentoo

>>732758724
if he left it in the pc its fucked anyway shit spreads like wild fire

>>732757673
don't bother paying.

everyone who has paid so far has not had their files restored.

How does one get a wannacry anyway?
[panic]

>>732758642
>>732757673

OP downloaded that pic from /g/ this morning, that's what happened

>FUCKMYLIFE.jpg

I dunno why people don't backup everything that's irreplaceable if your hard drive died this moment it would have the same effect.

>>732765378
tell me more about it

>>732765300
by being on the internet

>>732757996
Believe this guy. He is right

>>732765779
how come I did not get it, then?

>>732758738
>decryption tool
sure lets just wait until the 353'882 years of decrypting the key comes down to a few seconds

trump will make it happen

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i wont update my pc, because i am so inbreed that i belive this is a hoax to force people to update something that the Government want to they can spy on me

>>732766654

use linux or mac stupid idiot

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>>732767076
1v1 me on Rust u fucking faggot

My dumb sister used my computetr and got infected by this shit too, i has asked /g/ and they give me the awnser

Just delete the system32 folder, that's where the virus is hiding. Delete it and you file will be saved.

FYI guys OP is a troll, his image is a stock photo from a news article about the malware

>>732760552
Oh yeah right, and you will probably be the one finding it. It's not like the best people on earth in this field already working on it