/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Is it that time already?

>>732751922
CO reporting in.

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>>732751922

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time to get cucked

Why are IDs even gone?

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>>732751922
lads

Anyone suffering sweaty musty ball skank? I need help.

I play lotta sport and do outdoor work, got bad case of jock itch. Also my balls and taint almost always wet. Even after shower and properly drying it sweats again in minutes. Gf says its now a major turn off, even I can smell it. Talcum powder not fixing it, just makes it painful. I shave and that helped the smell but skin is raw as fuck. The other day I stuffed a face cloth around my balls, got some relief but not practical.

Haaaaaaaalp!

Dunedin reporting.

Leftovers are livesavers. that is all.

>>732752562
any idea where i can buy one of those pizza pouches? need one for uni

>>732752997

Go to your dr. Personally I love getting my dick and balls out in front of willing strangers. As an added bonus they may even fix your problem

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bumping with OC of the wife after she got impregnated by her bull

>>732752997
here's a life hack for you. alcohol hand wash. After a shower dry yourself proplery, get in every nook and crevace then sit in the sun and rub the wash into affected area. It might sting if your sensitive skin. Be careful if you got broken skin and keep it well away from your dick hole. Will need to repeat it for a few weeks

Also, post pics. Should I feel bad for thinking that's kinda hot

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>Christchurch

>>732753085
What did you eat? Some foods taste better reheated the next day. Pizza for instance.

>>732752997
Go get the athletes foot cream.

>>732754119
Are you the Linwood guy?

>>732754136
was just some leftover takeaways, wasnt amazing but hit the spot

>>732754168
Nope. Sockburn here.

>>732753453
I want to fuck your wife.

>>732753453
Morre

>>732754235
Bryndwr.

>>732753453

the bitch is literally leaking cum

>>732754444
Quads she a lady

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>>732754444
trips observed

>>732753453
That's a beautiful old villa. Window recess and door are top quality.

Did you chose the paint colour?

>>732752427
why do you always post her?
chch reporting in

>>732754966
the room was like that when we moved in

>>732754119
me too upper riccarton reporting in

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>>732755005
>implying it's always the same person that posts it

>>732755047

Are you a student are are you an asian?

>>732754335
>Bryndwr.
im pretty close to you, ever been penetrated by a /b/tard?

>>732755066
nice dubs, why do multiple people post her?
she hasnt been here for a while

>>732755145
>plot twist
it's actually her that posts it every day

>>732755100
student yes, no i am not asian

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>>732755047
>Upper Riccarton
I'll be damned, you must be another UC student,huh? which part do you live dude, I live near Hanson lane

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>>732755202
stop
>>732755227
kek i live near uc accomodation
glad i moved out, what are you studying?

>>732755227
if you are a female i would like to have sex with you, i sometimes dont talk to anyone for weeks, im lonely

>>732755115
You might be confused. I'm a male.

Oh... Unless you were um....

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>>732755409
the real question is:
>could you pass as female

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>>732755294
>uc accomodation
I feel bad if you still live under uc accomodation, it cost about $200 per week at least. I doing Bachelor majoring Computer Science, but take Geography as my minor subject. What are studying dude? also it's nice seeing another uc here

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>>732755402
sadly I'm a dude, you should join meetup or any uni gathering if you feel lonely. If you're a student, just talk to random person in lab. I make most of my friends like that

>>732755511
no , i just live near , i pay 150 a week
im studying chemistry, i also do computer science
im not doing well

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Auck fag here

>>732755582
vast majority of students i have met are liberals

>>732755491
Lol. No. I'm a bit of blokey bloke if you know what I mean. No way in hell I'd make a passable trap.

Just for conversations sake- you in Strowan? Papanui? Burnside?

>>732755651
im a /pol/ack
>>732755660
im in illam

>>732755586
>also do computer science
>im not doing well
w-wait, is your first name happen to be Jared? and is it COSC122

>>732755724
>livin in Ilam
uc halls?

>>732755817
nope, i used to though , halls are shit i fucking hated my roomates, they couldnt keep the public areas clean and on top of that they were borderline commies
>>732755739
no , im a massive loner

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>>732751922

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>>732752997
I'm having a similar issue with my face, I wash it in the shower daily with a exfoliant or a cleanser and an hour later my face is super oily, like I can feel it on my fingers after touching my face.
Don't know what the fucking I'm doing wrong but I'm getting zits.
Help /b/ro's

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chch reporting in

>>732756059
shower different , shampoo before everything else , soap down after
cut coffee, ciggies and fizzy drinks from the diet.

>>732755925
>im a massive loner
well, there's a reason why we all hangout here in this cambodian imageboard instead of hanging out at the Foundry.

>>732756200
the foundry is shit. kiwis cannot drink for shit, i put away vodka neat, i do 4 or five units of alcohol before i feel anything, kiwis drink 4 or five beers then vomit and fight in the street

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>>732756184
i shampoo, put stuff on my face, wash body then rinse hair and face, then condtion, then rinse body and conditioner out. Should I do it in reverse order? I'm not drinking much coffee and the only fizzy I have is the odd V, or cordial in soda water. I quit smoking and I vape now.

>>732756200
Also too poor

Nudes?

>>732756346
rinse your hair and face before washing your body.
propylene glycol will still clog your pores, its like rubbing one of those microwave popcorn sachets on your face

>>732756302
those wankers aren't kiwis mate, we drink a whole bottle of vodka and still can drive if we want too ( I reckon you don't do this ). I'm guessing your Aussie,eh?

>>732756346
stop being a poor cunt

>Timaru

Anyone going to WWE in CHCH in September?

>>732756302
>kiwis drink 4 or five beers then vomit and fight in the street
who the fuck you been drinking with?

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>>732756346
> I vape now.

>>732756615
Sure am buddy. coming up from Dunedin. fucking excited as its my first live event.

>>732756592
wut nope, im white african, i used to drink fucking moonshine back home ,it reflects a blue color in the light
>>732756615
why though ? bunch of greasy dudes hugging eachother

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>>732756540
Rip, using a loofa thing for my body and a flannel for my face. I'm not wiping arse on my face btw.

>>732756592
I'm trying senpai, finished an exam today!

>>732756649
Thanks, proud of you

>>732756658
Mate you know if there's still $100+ tickets up for grabs? I'd be fucking keen. I really hope the Hardys are going..

where should i study next year Auckland or Wellington?

>>732756699
That's exactly why.

>>732756768
Auckland for good drugs and cheap hookers
wellington for hippies and wind

>>732756793
it weirds me out knowing that i unironically enjoyed that as a kid and now i know a bunch of homos masturbate to it

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>>732756739
here

>>732756860
I never said i was male..

>>732756888
Plat floor is same price as plat? Niiiice

>>732756699
I have a white South Afrikaans friend who can drink literally anything and can never wasted. It must be your culture that makes people immune to alcohol or something.

>>732756860
Wrestling is pretty like shortland street or and damn soap opera.
Its all just entertainment.
I used to think like you. Then I got woke.

>>732756768
depends, what are you planning to study? If engineering than Canterbury is prolly the best

>>732756895
i am greasy and hairy, dont usually wear spandex though, used to fight hobos in the city.
do i meet your sexing criteria?

>>732756965
They just South African.
Afrikaans is not even a real language.

>>732756059
You might be washing it too much to.
I wear copious amounts of make up so you might need to do a few girl routine stuff like face masks and such. Buy a toner and get some of that myrcella water stuff. Admittedly my skin isn't bad but when it is I use that sudo cream too.
Coconut oil is the bomb diggity

>>732757012
Sorry, nope.

>>732756965
im not a boer, but yes our culture does drink a lot, speed helps

>>732756980
This is exactly how I see it.

>>732756628
I'm a 5 ft female and I can do 3x that who the fuck you drinking with? Lmao.

>>732757020
true , it is actually munted dutch, boers understand dutch but dutch dont understand afrikaans
>>732757036
coconut rice is also good for skin , and switching to just drinking water for a while, if you are feeling especially greasy use receipt paper, it is really good for removing excess oil from the skin

>>732757161
Finishing a box then going into town and continuing to smash redbull vodkas is pretty much tradition by now.

>>732757181
>true , it is actually munted dutch, boers understand dutch but dutch dont understand afrikaans
Learnt this by eavesdropping on soldiers from MGS5.

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>>732757036
Coconut oil? Like the stuff in the baking isle? Or is there a cream in the face-care isle? Where do you go to buy your stuff? I'm not much of a girly girl so I'm not experienced in this stuff. I just buy face scrubs at the supermarket.

>>732757236
nigga you got bad genetics.
nigga you using beauty products full of chemicals.
nigga yo diet is shit.
nigga treat the cause not the problem.
nigga watch Dr. Oz.
nigga get woke and find out Dr. Oz is a fgt.
nigga.

>>732757161
its what i see in the clubs and parties, and to be quite honest i dont really believe you, seriously, kiwis talk the talk but cannot walk the walk, i have no doubts that you can drink that much, but can you behave in a way that isnt violent, loud , aggressive or overly droopy?

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>>732757181
Coconut rice? I'll definately drink some more water. Yeah my face is super greasy, it has a sheen and I had a shower at like 4.

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>>732757278
nigga pls. i know I have bad genetics but I've always had a spot-less face.

>>732757083
I forgot there's other whites in SA when most who came here happen to have a Dutch last name.

>>732757161
I reckon any girl can drink too much with that size. Either you're lying about your height or your horizontally big girl

>>732757278
I'm not a violent and aggressive person. I may get aggressively cuddly and nice haha. I've never had a drunken fight.

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>>732757308
i also have bad skin, i get flareups when i get drunk or drink sugar saturated beverages, feel your pain
>>732757390
im not from SA, try a different African nation

>>732757467
Botswana or that country where ever Mugabe is at

>>732757390
No, I drink a lot when I drink and I always have done. 15 beersies is kinda pushing it but I tend to Pace myself from 3pm onwards lmao. I can't even remember the last time I even vomited tbh.
>>732757236
Yeah coconut oil is great for cleaning off makeup, I'd use it over any commercial kind of stuff cause it leaves you all smooth and refreshed. Generally I just buy it from the supermarket. I'm not big on scrubs and that cause I'm lazy buy don't discredit the food based make it yourself YouTube tutorials.

>>732757406
did you mean me?
in which case it strongly depends on how many units per hour you drink, i go through 5-7 units per hour, then taper off to 3 per hour after i put 12 units in total away
>>732757546
my uncle was murdered there, a bit higher

>>732757283
Replied to the wrong person but yeah I'm not an aggressive person at all... I nearly cried when dunners told me he ran over a rabbit. I get stressed out when I accidentally hurt someone's feelings and if I made someone upset I get sick about it. It's fucked and I can't turn it off cause damn people deserve some of the shit they get.

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>>732757713
cute

>>732757678
TIA dude, anyway is it Zambia

>>732757799
Cute?
It's a curse haha.
Maybe I was a cunt in a past life and this over caring thing is punishment. I truly believe I'd get like a stomach ulcer if I even mildly impacted someone's life negatively.

>>732757832
>TIA
what does this mean?

>>732757951
Thanks in advance

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>>732757926
i wish i could have sex with you, mostly because you are a woman

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Wow a whole thread full of other nzcunts. It's almost like we're a real country.

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>>732758070

>>732753453
whose cum is that dripping down her leg?

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>>732757605
Anything you write I am writing down, I will take all the help I can get!

>>732757951
>From wikipedia
>"In Africa, there's a saying "TIA" meaning "This Is Africa" - term of endearment/explanation typically used when tourists from western countries visit Africa, or expats work in Africa, to shrug off power shut downs, old technology, slow pace of business, questionable business ethics and dealings etc."

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>>732758070

>>732758189
Thanks friendo. Man you've never had soft hair til you do a vinegar rinse either. Shit.
Sometimes scrubbing can irritate. I pat.
Pat on my make up
Pat on my toner
Coconut oil only needs a gentle wipe, generally I just brush my teeth to let it settle in before I wipe it off. And my lashes have never been nicer either.
You can see in that pic of me that says "I love idbro and cock" that is makeup free.

>>732758212
Have you seen fucking blood diamond you faggot.
TIA>

>>732758435
I think you've misquoted me dude

>>732758212
hahahahaah yup fuck , been talking with kiwis for too long , i forgot , yup we do say that

>>732758024
Sorry Uke

>>732758413
educate me on toners. Are they used more for evening skin-tone? Or does it help a lot in keeping you acne free?

>>732758740
>Uke
what is uke?

>>732758814
Tightens up your pores so dirt and stuff don't get in so easily.

>>732758814
toners just hide acne

>>732758814
make up is the devil.
bitches be demons.

>>732758958
It's the last thing you put on after washing your face after you've used a warm clothes to open your pores you need to close them, just like shampoo opens the cuticles of the hair strand and conditioner closes them on a molecular level. It's kind of like an aftershave but without the smell and not used after shaving, although you could.

>>732759095
interadesting, this is how succubus force me to masturbate outside their windows at night

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>>732759095
Should I bother with using a moisturizer? Or does that clog up your pores after washing? I had no idea there was so much science in this.

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Who went?

>>732759303
Definitely use a moisturizer. More natural based ones.
I know Clinique is sold in the middle of the mall and therefore less trust worthy but that is some of the best shit it, that and nutrimetics.
Problem with supermarket stuff is that while it's also the same brands as spa/salon products it's generally a watered down version that has tons of filler crap in it therefore it's cheaper. That goes for just about anything like shampoo to facial cleanser
Google the natural/ food based, hell even vegan stuff and make your own. Most of the good stuff is just plant based anyway.

>>732759477
Is that a fucking bald chick in front of you?
Who the fuck went to see that gay shit.

Aus > NZ

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>>732759477
Nigga on stage lookin like M.Bison.

>>732759626
ty I have been using a moisturizer from the supermarket, I thought iwas trustworthy because it was Olay but I think it makes things worse. I'll definately see what else is out there and what people are crafting up.

Thankyou so much for your advice. Super appreciated!

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>>732759801
who dis nigga

>>732759980
No problem! I've never had to explain it out like this before haha. Feel kind of odd that I just know it.

>>732759980
Best stuff is Nivea IMHO if you can't afford Clinique or nutrimetics. Beauty products are a money sink hole.

>>732760319
I have some nivea around somewhere, the stuff in the blue tub? I am a bit of a poor fag.

>>732755047
Riccarton here

>>732760370
I'm a poor cat too. Coconut oil would probably be enough. Wash, toner moisturize

>>732760420
are you girl?

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all of you are niggers
>newfag reporting in

>>732760557
only in Rust

>>732760039
What the fuck do you mean who dis nigga?
Fucking get off my board under age mother fucker!

>>732760624
are you a cute boi?

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>>732760420
Just moved from Riccarton to Merivale

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>>732760624
leave, leave now

>>732760370
My mum swears by that rosehip brand stuff, I have yet to try it

>>732760666
no
>>732760706
y tho?

>>732760785
because you are a nigger, and i don't like niggers

>>732760694
You're moving up in the world

https://tinychat.com/nzcam

>>732760954
Too many fucking niggers and asians in Riccarton. Merivale is more white and has decent bars.

>>732760694
i miss m00t

>>732761007
He still comes onto IRC every now and then.

>>732761003
>Too many fucking niggers
>niggers
>in Riccarton
go away Americans

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Dunedin reporting in

>>732761144
By niggers I mean fucking little maori fucking kids that are by all means, niggers.

>>732761003
This.
I never used to mind Asian but they only hang in Riccarton mall blocking the fucking food court and escalators and generally getting in my way. As for niggers, that stupid bus exchange has ruined that suburb. No businesses want to be near it.

Merivales good. Full of milfs. I used to think it was expensive but now everyone charges $12 for a beer it doesn't seem so exxy now.

>>732761159
Go to bed Dunners.

>>732761314
I moved here to save. Moved into a smaller apartment that is only $300 a week compared to the $600 I was paying in Riccarton. Saving on travel costs because I can walk to work. Saving on getting to bars because I'm just off Carlton Mill Road.

>>732761192
thats more near manchester , but lower riccarton there are a few thieving>>732761314
kids