YLYL https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

IF ANY OF YOU SEXY COKE LOVERS WANNA KNOW HOW TO STRENGTHEN YOUR COCAINE AND MAKE IT LAST LONGER, SIMPLY ADD PURE CAFFEINE POWDER TO YOUR COCAINE. IT TURNS IT INTO SUPER COCAINE. 0.2g CAFFEINE INTO 1g COCAINE.

THIS IS ACTUALLY A COCAINE THREAD

>>732749265
SAY YES TO COCAINE

>>732749265
>>732749114
lost

>>732749365
I'D DO COCAINE OFF THAT TOILET

>>732749422
calm down newfag

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https://youtu.be/mrblf5Ww00w

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>>732750790
The chiuaua bit still doesn't do it for me.

Shit thread. This is like grandmas fwd:Ylyl email.

>>732750057
Implying that faggot would sire children and grandchildren

>>732751822
yhahah

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>>732750844

Just makes me wana rape them more cause they have a boner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ixeRxkpWyM

>>732749148
super unrelated, and super drunk, but will this kill me? only asking because super cocaine sounds pretty bomb.

>>732752587
Maybe half the caffeine. There is a point where too much caffeine is deadly, but that's after about 8-10g.

>>732752298
this is fucking gold

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>>732752638
You are a gentleman and a scholar, but after consideration. Cocaine with ANY caffeine sounds like a bad idea, considering heart rates.

>>732752812
You can buy pure caffeine sprinkle shaker, you know? I think it's ok.

Just use a extremely small amount and note sideeffects.

I drink 4-5 cups of caffine every day no problems.
It doesn't do anything t oyou.

>>732752812
DON'T MIX MORE 0.2GRAMS INTO 1GRAM AND YOU'LL BE FINE, IT'S QUITE ADDICTIVE THOUGH BECAUSE IT TURNS SHIT COKE INTO GOOD COKE

>>732752298
What a legend

>>732753017
Oh hell no. I worked in a biochemistry lab persay last summer and they had a very nice coffee machine. I'd have one every break, and one if the morning if I missed breakfast.

It fucked me up proper good after quite a time.

>>732752812
It may seem like common sense that combining stimulants would provide a greater energy boost than taking them individually, but a new study has confirmed this by showing that combining cocaine with caffeine can result in an even more powerful jolt.

>>732753159
The recommended dose is 7 cups a day, apparently it can cure cancer as well.

>>732753055
Dubs keeping Cokeposter's heart in limbo so he can kill off more idiots

>>732752475
This just made me dry heave

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damn why i love ylyl threads so much

>>732752298
My new favorite thing. This is great!

>>732753328
NOT ENOUGH CAFFEINE TO KILL YOU, YOU NEED 6-10 GRAMS TO OD

>>732752617
>(this is very humorous)
wew lad

>>732749114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9p8dCaFpY

>>732753541
Do you think you can mix stimulants just because you've figured out a ratio? It's not if the caffeine will immediately stop your heart, it's what will change in the coke or caffeine's reaction to the other.

>>732749265
I wish I had seen this pic around 5 years ago. I was kind of a smartass back then and wasn't afraid to say what was on my mind regardless of who it was. Hell I did a paper on why marijuana was illegal and why it should have been legalized in my 10 grade English class and my teacher had no choice but to give me an A for it because it was done correctly. I even did a paper for another debate class on censorship and at the top I got away with writing "Fuck The FCC" at the top of the essay. I got a bit off topic but the point being is I wish I would have had the chance to have been able to see this pic, include it in for whatever project was required for either a biology or science class, and then do the extra work and research to back it up and provide proof it was accurate all while watching in amusement at their reaction when they had nothing to say in terms of it being an actual educational essay. I even remember doing a project in 8th grade in which I was supposed to artistically draw my political and moral opinion about an article published in "Time Magazine" that talked about a lady suing Mcdonalds for making her obese. Needless to say I drew some things and I wish I could remember most of them but again when I got pulled into the office for the drawing and was able to explain each and every function behind each part of the drawing and how it described how the lady involved was a self entitled bitch that held no personal accountability for her own actions the faculty was left with nothing to say. I'm not really sure why I typed all this up as I have said before it's off topic but I guess I was just reminiscing on the past.

>>732754705
It may seem like common sense that combining stimulants would provide a greater energy boost than taking them individually, but a new study has confirmed this by showing that combining cocaine with caffeine can result in an even more powerful jolt.

It sickens me that people associate fidget spinners with autism. I'll have you know that mastering the fidget spinner is no easy feat. You have no idea how much time, effort, and money I put into this passion of mine. I had to sell to three of my hghest quality vape pens and work additional hours at Best Buy in order to be able to afford the limited addition Triple Dragon Deluxe™ fidget spinner. You have no idea how long I trained to master the fidget spinner. Tell me, do you train for 8 hours a day, every day to perfect something you are "passionate" about? Didn't think so. And I'm not even done perfecting my form yet. You see, the fidget spinner is much more than a toy: it is the most unique and inspirational form of art of the 21st century only respected by the most intelligent people. I highly doubt that even the greatest "athletes" put as much time into perfecting their sport as we do into mastering the fidget spinner. Tell me, what "sport" requires as much concentration, effort, flexibility, and intellect than the art of performing the perfect spin? I'll answer that for you: none of them. I swear, if I ever hear someone associate fidget spinners with "autism" again, I will be more than willing to put then in the ground. I wouldn't fucking care if I was put in jail. I am willing to sacrifice my own well-being to defend not just my passion, but my life.

>>732749148
are you prithee to knowing how to titrate the correct dosage and method to freebase said coke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTyjc86S4w

>>732753208
>Literally 9gag
gtfo fag

>>732753208
9gag is so funny

Am I banned ?

>>732749916
That's pretty cool though. Usually that kind of thing would get the bitch horny. Maybe her mum had died.

>>732755007
>third place is something to be proud of

>>732752540
poor tyrone

>>732751134

Made me laugh while shiting, thanks.

>>732755102
they will never usurp finger boxes.

>>732752475
What the fuck is going on here?

>>732756457
COCAINE

>>732752812
I once snorted 20 adderals with my ex gf and we also took 2 30 mgs each orally and we also split 3 grams of stuff that costed us 80 a gram because it was the best stuff we ever had. I went to work the next day too, didnt feel great.

>>732751782
good one

>>732750790
this kills the man

>>732749889
shit, got me by surprise

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What the fuck is going on here?
https://youtu.be/KFUJ112A3bw

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Oh the humanity..

>>732754498
Is that really from incest?

>>732757335
YES

>>732752475

>ntr.jpg

>>732757335
everything gets fucked in genes when 2 identical chromosomes meet in a pair

>>732752434
Fucking underrated

>>732749422
I did cola one off your moms asshole then boimped her asshole and boimped Her pusay
Then layed moi swim squigglers in her pussay and your fafer eaten moi swim squigglers from her pusay whoile I fijet spuns

>>732750372
Oh no ahhahah

>>732758345
Lol

>>732758345
omg that, where do you find all these pics?
is there a website?

>>732758766
YEA 9GAG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9liXs7sKQw

>>732749648
kek'd harder than I should've

>>732749114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40CC9T91Bc

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>>732758345

>>732752031
this

>>732753236 BS

>>732752677


fucking hell....poor america....poor polandball

>>732751782
I feel like I finished watching a good mmovie.

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>>732758345
you are late dude

>>732751782
saved.

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>>732749114

>>732749114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI-BsrASA1o

>>732750057
Is that the fucking tzar?

>>732761735
ONLY IF YOU WANT IT TO BE MOTHERFUCKA

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>>732758345

>>732750260

Heh, shit.

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>>732761954

>>732753017
You sir are a moron. There is a miniscule amount of pure caffeine in even the strongest cup of coffee.

Red Bull contains about 9.6mgs/fluid oz

>>732750260
Top flag

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>>732752434
Holy fuck that's good

>>732749365
Genius

>>732751782
goddamn saved anon
felt like i was reading a good book

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>>732749114

>>732750844
I'm bi dumbass, that doesn't change shit.

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>>732750057
i fucking figured it out anon, we are turning into fucking faggot elves. Notice in every fantasy world its always the fucking elves that look like that, fucking pretty boys with the slender bodies and feminine features. This is what our race is slowly coming to and who knows whats coming next

>mfw 100000 years from now our race has segregated into sub races and fantasy worls are like true, western whites because generic human, nigs become orcs, mexicans /white mixes become dwarves, eastern white become nordic humans, eastern in between colors (brown, yellow, etc) mix with whites and become different races of elves

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>>732762807
whoops left out south american races becoming trolls (the skinny WoW kind not the big lugs hiding under bridges)

as for aussies....well aussies survival will end eventually australia is not a good place to live....but i guess if the do survive they end up....fuck anyone got any idea what will happen to aussies?

>>732762807
Fuck my imagination is running wild on this thank you this is awesome

>>732749916
>>732755700
just an excuse, bitch was going to dump him anytime

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>>732749114

>>732755694
Nuh

>>732756242
What's a finger box?

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>>732751782
That's right up there with chippo man, thanks anon

>>732763234

a butthole

>>732757335
yes

see India's monster children.

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>>732763005
Honestly, I always thought the aussies would end up one day as literal trolls.

>>732751690
>not Iran Maiden

>>732763841
good point

fuck it they can subrace as trolls like south americans (maybe slightly bigger and a different pigmentation?)

>>732763488
I bet her channel has a category in the yt servers under 'anorexic'.

>>732763234
It saddens me that a lot of people these days never grew up with a finger box. I'd suggest buying one now, but the magic is often lost on first time adult users

>>732761735
Tzar Nicolas

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>>732755102
Autist

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>>732764133
love this shit right here

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>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>732763841
The natives are waaaayyyy ahead of ya.

>>732764031
>>732763488
Does she respond to the comments making fun of her? Or does she ever address them?

>>732751782
holy shit

Hail Don

>>732753340
Shieeeeeeeet

>>732752587
0.2g of caffeine is about the recommanded maximum daily intake of caffeine.
If you drink a lot of coffee or energydrinks this isn't really all that much tbh and you'd still be fine with twice or maybe even 3 times the amount. You shouldn't go over 0.2g per single dose though.
However, this won't give you super cocaine, infact alot of dealers do this to increase the amount of coke they have while people not that expierenced with cocaine will mistake the effects of the caffeine for cocaine. It does synergize somewhat well though, but don't expect anything groundbreaking

>>732766039
https://www.thefix.com/combining-caffeine-cocaine-provides-even-more-addictive-boost

>>732749114
what the fuck I lost

>>732766039
https://www.sciencenews.org/blog/scicurious/caffeine-gives-cocaine-addictive-boost

>>732750057
That pic is terrifying

>>732766039
most dealers cut coke with creatine

>>732766183
interesting, I was extrapolating from what I know about amphetamines, guess I was wrong
>>732766273
Really depends on the dealer, heck some even use powdered laundry detergent

>>732758345
I really really really really really really really like this picture

>>732766596
take it acquaintance, it's now in your possession

>>732766487
you learn something new everyday bud

This one: https://youtu.be/jPNjUXlYKiQ

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>>732768427
hehehe i laughed so hard. le lost

>>732767461
You gotta activate them first.

>>732762690
Liberal buzzwords and virtue signalling. Truly idiotic.

>>732752540
can someone translate the text to english?

>>732750844
If you're willing to go that far out just to "avoid rape," why not just skip the embarrassment and just put conservative clothes on that actually cover your body up

>>732772036
lost hard

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>>732749114
Prehistorikeked OP

>>732768633

>Le lost

Gtfo of 4chin tarddit fag

>>732763488
YIAY

>>732763559
Is incest common in india?

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>>732773184
>>732773184

>>732761605
Ayyy lmao

>>732772309
>triggering Drumpfkins is literally that easy

>>732773169
lost

>>732770384
I'm still bamboozled about the homemade coconut.

>>732773669

>using trigger as an insult when's it's a term your side invented and use unironically
>2017's version of umad, the low intellect liberal red herring
>not an argument

Why are leftist so mentally retarded? It's seriously sad to see you struggle. Tumblr-tier blogpost replies.

>>732763096

Fucking kekked oh my god

>>732757545
kek

>>732752031
This nigguh

>>732763096
Dead

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>>732751782
Gotta love tard stories.

>>732772036
Looks like the nostalgia critic

>>732773734
Looks like someone didnt get the reference

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>>732774556

>>732775056

Nothing wrong with the hover hand. It means he chooses his company cautiously and is probably a better person, as opposed to someone with no social awareness

>>732751782
Holy shat

Got moar? I was sickened but now I am curious

>>732775635
>being this delusional

>>732749114
''>berrypicker as fuck'' had me

>>732775742

>would rather be friends with a touchy neck beard nerd with no social awareness than a clearly confident dude who's more selective about his friends

That's 4chan alright. Prob basement dwelling neck beard.

>>732749114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reh2NeKbBYs

>>732755102
Autism strikes bacc

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>>732772036

>>732776872
wtf jesus christ

>>732775056
reminder Zyzz died to a /fit/ prank, telling him a suana is super good after hard cardio

he had the hardest heart attack a man ever had

>>732776872
lol

>>732773783
I leld too much

>>732777776
>one off
lmao get cucked

>>732777777

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>>732778639
in a motherfucking fluffy thread

>>732751782
HOly shit bro best story i'v read on 4chan

>>732758345
May I suggest that you end your own life?

>>732774182
>Pretends to value intelligence.
>Voted for Trump.

>>732773354
It is. It is also common in Pakistan and such.

>>732750814
hahahahah

>>732772705
this

>>732762372
>WWII for no reason
I'll take pearl harbor for 300.

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>>732765175
Not really, she mentioned she has a disorder where she does not store fat or some bullshit like that and says said she's fine.

>>732781318
don't post photos of my brother fucker

>>732754498
Kek fuckin got me

>>732781627
wat?

>>732781518
sasha?

>>732781657
rekt lite

>>732781627
>>732781681
7/11 9/11

>>732781767
roll

>>732779268

Not an argument

>>732777776
>Zyzz
always was a fag
he did too much drugs, had source

>>732781767
roll

>>732781767
rolling wizard get

>>732754498
2 was enough

reroll

>>732781767
rol

>>732753208
edgy, and by edgy I mean, my cock in your mama

>>732757458
>2 identical chromosomes

wut

>>732782266
i wonder if we breed downies we can get a super race

>>732781767
R_R_R_R_R_R_ROLLLLLL

>>732761735
King George V I think....

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>>732781767

>>732782632
already have this one

>>732781767
Rollerino

>>732764687
Keksimus Maximus

>>732773884
This is true. It must be true. It needs to true or else God is dead.

>>732781767
roll

>>732773224
Me me big boy

>>732782951
I wonder if that's painful

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>>732781767

>>732750372
lost so hard

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>>732783097

>>732783613
ded?

>>732783538
Yo wtf, get that shit out of here! This is ylyl not rekt

>>732754498
seem like normal arabs to me.

>>732783097
i dont get it

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>>732783886
I hope you do not have a pet then

>>732781767
roll

>>732751782
This is well up there with Chippo Man and Fats McGee

>>732767461
they only call it almond milk because of marketing.
DRINK NUT JUICE AND BE PROUD

>>732783538

Too soon you sick fuck.

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>>732749114
Whoever did the animation on that deserves a raise.

>>732780321
Americans knew what was going to happen to pearl harbor. They just let the japs bomb it giving an excuse why they could enter the war

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>>732773669
>unironically using the term "Drumphkin"

>>732781401
Isn't that from a long Spooky story shared on /x(?

>>732783538
too soon man. At least wait for the dust to settle.

>>732763488
Why they insult my floppy meat curtain waifu?

>>732783049
not at that size

>>732783677
just shitfaced.