Rekt thread Got a couple freshies to start

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Gonna need a bump pretty soon

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>>732731794
Starting with a classic

>>732731888
holy fuck . lmao

>>732731888
is he ok

>>732732673

source?

>>732732673
Thats not a muslim though, its a Russian.

>>732732547
story?

>>732732866
PTSD guy, girl took away a playstaion or something, video was played on local news IIRC,

>>732731888

search liveleak "Man spun around machine head smashed open"

>>732731539
Nice

>>732732102
what a series of unfortunate events

>>732732948
Wat
Story pls

>>732732673
she left a crouton in the salad. He HATES croutons

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Checking in

>>732731539
Bravo

>>732732673
i'd love to see this faggot get slapped hard as fuck in the face. nothing pisses me off more than helpless situations. fuck this bitch, i don't know her, nor do i care. But to see this guy act like whatever the fuck he's preaching makes sense pisses me off

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>>732731888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

>>732731888
why isn't there a giant red button to stop all the machinery in cases like this for coworkers to press it?

>>732734102
DAFUQ?! Did the mutant just bring someone their change?

>>732732547
Kids ruined for life becaus neckbeard daddy wants to play vidjay games

>>732733981
>christmas decoration
>not a black man
heretic

>>732731539
balls of titanium

>>732731539
THAT my friends is why you ALWAYS keep one in the chamber.

>>732734523
yup, condition 0 = condition hero

>>732733734
What a retard operating the fork lift

>>732734523
im more of a melee user.
i'd prefer a well made SOLID cudgel than fire arms in the apocalypse...mostly, but their power is too convenient to pass up.

>>732733865
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holy shit anonymous, this time you guys went too far

>>732733793
At least she got the attention she was looking for in the end

>>732731794
did he died

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>>732731539
He had no need to keep shooting that man. He could have easily disarmed him without firing a shot.

>>732734173
kek of the month.

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>>732734523
THIS
I never used to safty and shit but my boy who got me the job told me fuck that you wok with me just do it .....

A year later same thing happened to us

>MFW I was in a shoot out in NYC

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>>732734823
giant bump

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>>732734921
Thank you. Glad to provide the kek.

>>732734904
Shut up trolling fagget

>>732734904
i think you missed the part when the assailant tried to shoot him even after like 4 shots,nigger

>>732734904
Or kill him and do the world justice. Always kill them. Always.

>>732734751
*Tips fedora*

>>732731271
nice.. not what i expected

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>>732734523
It astounds me that anyone would carry a defensive weapon that isn't immediately ready to defend your life or that of your loved ones.

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Moar!

>>732735106
And his friend lurking in the back pulled a gun too.

>>732735225
That's a bowler hat jackass

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>>732734816
sauce in metadata

>>732734904
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LIBTARD DEGENERATE!!!!!!

>>732732547
Guys like this should be castrated. Fuck this guy. If I could find him I'd tie him to a table and pump him full of estrogen and food until he got fat and grew huge tits. Then I'd cut his dick off, cut a hole in his taint and fuck it. I'd use my cum as an adhesive to keep his asshole shut. I'd superglue his nose shut to he can only breathe from his mouth and yank his teeth out with pliers. I'd buy a huge Bull Mastiff and have that fuck him constantly. I'd get a video of it happening. His big floppy tits swinging back and forth as he gets fucked and clawed up by a dog as big as him. I'd send it to his family and even livestream it on facebook.

>>732735342
>took such obvious b8

get out of here fagg

>>732735282
and the first reaction was to approach the driver instead of checking on your friend(?) who got hit?

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>>732734925
>I never used to safty and shit but my boy who got me the job told me fuck that you wok with me just do it .....
Wat

>>732734192
I'm pretty sure the thing above the spool that he kept slamming into was that button.

>>732734102
>filename
kek

>>732735581
irony

>>732735357
did your mother used to get the shit kicked out of her when you were younger

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>>732735422
Fucking niggers got what they got. This video made my day.

He said that since his friend got him a job as a gay stripper he has never used the safety feature of his gun

>>732735476
i was listening to Dead Or Alive's hit classic you spin me right round (like a record) while watching the guy seize on the ground.. thanks for the chuckle

>>732735655
me and her both, man

>>732735422

That's how you take out the trash

>>732735731
If he's going to "wok" with him.

Why do you need a gun for making stir fry?

>>732735476
>>732735731
whoops, forgot to quote

>>732735357
while seeing a bigger guy use his physical strength to dominate a girl can piss off anyone, it's not that simple. If I remember right, I think this guy came back from the middle east with some mental issues and she probably should have understood that and not light the match, but she does have her right to do what she wants to do... But you can't just say you want to torture any guy who flies off like this. They have 2 kids, Obviously, this girl stuck around for a 2nd one, they have a home, they have a dog. There is an underlying issue...I hope they figured it out, for the kids' sake, anyways...

>>732735357
deep

>>732735820
i can say it though. this is the internet

>>732734944
who you talkin to me?

>>732735357
What a man you are.

Can I suck your dick?

>>732735768
nah

>>732735986
fuckin this

>>732735240
kid stole gangstas gun, tried to sell it back to gangsta

>>732735986
Yes, baby girl. :*

>>732735357
this SWJK needs his dick sucked before he explodes anymore

spot the newtard

>>732736115
I'm gonna explode on you, my dirty little cum slut.

>>732734904
>this is bait

>>732736138
>newtard

spotted

>>732735781
same here until i realised how strong I am and left him in hospital

>>732732547
It's amazing how dogs can vibe off the tension in the room.

>>732735342
>LIBTARD
Bed time kiddo

>>732734904
unless you are trained to do that shit, i would assume your natural instinct would be to empty the fuckin clip on his ass

>>732736256
I'd love to, but he left too. So there's that

>>732736277
Found another one.

>>732732948
They should've just hide behind that wall

>>732732673

is his hand okay?

>>732735357

Maybe if he beat you more you would have done something with your life instead of grown up to be a turboautist who posts revenge fantasies.

>>732734904
it was a gun not a knife, you can't get away from bullets, stfu and kys

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>>732735342

back to /pol

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>>732736414
you'd be surprised

>>732736107
61 year old bald fat man here. Still suck your manly dick. I bet you are not a veteran!

>>732734173
I like the song. Did you sing it?

>>732731888
did he have fun?

>>732732547
that's fucked man. don't care about the woman or dude, but those kids. pretty shitty

>>732736466
technoviking is a fucking gimp, i'd fucking kick his cunt in

>>732735240
Kid stole the dudes gun and tried to sell it back to him.

>>732735820
oh boohoo, I went to a foreign country to kill people and now my brain is fucked up, poor me. Fuck this guy. If he can't handle it then he should kill himself so that the rest of the world doesn't have to deal with his faggotry.

>>732736466
Found another one.

>>732736495
story?

>>732732673
Anyone know the backstory to this?

>>732736490
Lol, put my life on the line for politicians who wouldn't lift a finger for me? Sorry, I may be on 4chan, but I'm not autistic

>>732735476
work ...keep one in the chamber
or in a case like that all you can do is throw the fucking thing at them

>>732732856
plot twist, he is a russian AND a muslim

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>>732734904
> He could have easily disarmed him without firing a shot

How's that? Hollywood kung-fu?
Fucking Ice Giants.

>>732736611
The server fucked up

>>732731539
The guy needs better bullets. The perp almost shot back after taking 3 shots.

>>732736649
Yeah I figured.

>>732734689
Coming from a guy that has operated a lot of forklifts, the guy that got hit is the true retard. Never stand within 10 feet from another guys forks. Let alone underneath them

>>732731539
The guy in black was drawing his gun too. this shit nice

>>732736886
ha

>>732737047
Niggers can only fight in packs

>>732736611
He teleported to the ground. Died as result.

>>732737047
Jesus fucking niggers

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>>732737047
As soon as the white kid takes him down all the black guys swarm in... Typical.

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>>732736649
Ya but I get paid very well to do it
I am not in the same field as you
I do mostly personal stuff

>>732737262
cool, man

>>732736611
He was falling off some high shit and accidentally hit the quick save button instead of quick load

>>732731271
Slow burn into the perfect ending.

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>>732737047
White kid us tough but stupid. They're in a bathroom ffs
Just put the niggers in their place.

>>732737202
ja in pack and lose lol stupid monkey nigegrs

>>732737287
Niggers can't fight

>>732735340
There is no metadata of the bullfighter.

>>732737287
don't bring beetlejuice into this horrible arguement

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>>732736936
>almost
>0:05

>>732735240
Must have stole the man's dentures, and is wearing them despite them being too big, all the while denying ever stealing them.

>>732736611
Seems like he hit the fucking ground really hard on his noggin', like power level over 9000 of your efforts when a baby with your mum.

>>732737295
Coming from the guy that has been operating a lot of forklifts in his life.

I wish i wouldn't have dropped out of college

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>>732737683
ha ha, wow, funny

American white people honestly make whites look like faggots that can't fight, almost every of a nigger fucking up a white person is from america