no makeup, no filter, roast me.
>18
>oldfag
Time stamp and tits
>>732710360
go do something with your life beside shit posting here
>>732710360
You are a liar
If you weren't pulling such a dumb face you'd probably look pretty hot, timestamp and tits
9/10 to my parameters
>>732710360
u loser n suck dick hahahahah
>>732710360
would wife
I wouldnt even lose my virginity to you
>>732710360
Tits or gtfo
>>732710535
no tits but here's your stamp
>>732710900
Fuck off.
There are ancient rules that keep the fabric of 4chan and you dare to break them
>>732710900
Why no tits? You want a roast? Well we want tits
>>732710360
Found your twin brother stupid.
10/10
>>732711013
get over yourself and provide some criticism on a physical level.
you look so basic you decised to get attention on a site of neckbeards
How are you an oldfag if you don't even know the rules? Tits or gtfo
>>732710668
>>732711083
i'm drinking and smoking tonight. sorry for the gloomy look?
>>732710360
>18
>oldfag
Fucking kek my sides!!!!!
You look like Smeegle. An hero asap
>>732711199
>browses 4chan
>follows rules
as if.
>>732711147
Not until we see tits. It's the rules
>>732711281
post pic smiling
>>732710360
You look like someone said "be there or be square" and you didn't show up.
Anyway, post some more pictures.
>>732711281
Sounds fun? You look like you're a hoot to drink and smoke with
>>732710360
Show a smile and then I can rate.
>>732710360
Let's see your ass
>>732710900
No tits yet claims she is oldfag
>TitsOrGTFO
Everyone sage this thread until she shows tits
unlike these virgin fags hitting up on anon girl they will never meet...
Please state location, and do you like the company of older experienced gentleman who will rock your world?
>>732710900
Okay, you know the rules.
I like her. Would be better w/smile
>>732710900
why are you crying is everything ok
>>732710360
meh, acceptable. most would fuck. you're posting a picture of yourself on 4chan so mentally not 100%. probably crazy af and not worth any real time commitment.
>oldfag
>does not even show tits
you want our roasts we better see some tits
>>732710360
number/number, would do something
>>732711281
Take another pic where you're not looking gloomy for an accurate rating.
Also show us your tits
>>732710360
Nigger
>>732711623
i'm in nebraska.
my fiancé is 29, so i'd give that a firm yes
>>732710360
J
>>732711762
thread
>>732710360
>>732710900
Is fist fuck you from behind, in the dark, with a bag over your head.
Now tits or gtfo
Sage
>>732710360
.....
>>732710900
neat. cam up
femanon
cams
.com
This is why this place should be shut down.
>>732711083
Gold
Spiderman thread unless tits are shown
>>732710360
Listen, rules are rules. All anons have to follow them, don't blame us.
- OP is always a faggot
- you can't inb4 your own thread
- you can't /thread your own thread
- titsorgtfo
- etc...
>>732710900
Fine, I'll have sex with you. But lights off.
rules are rules lets see em
>>732710360
I'd gouge your droopy eyes out with a rusty spoon, then skullfuck and cream pie both orbital sockets.
Sage
>>73271036
18 is no oldfag, we've been here over a decade
I see question, but no titties. That's an oxymoron.
>>732710360
.
>>732710360
Does the rest of you sag as much as your face? Proof is required
Tits or gtfo
>>732711845
see you at nebraksacon?
and how old were you when you first starting riding your fiancee? Statutory rapes stories of underage fucking geezer, please, green text if you wish
>>732710900
First rule of /b/ is tits or gtfo bitch
>>732710535
>>732710668
>>732710868
>>732711013
>>732711075
>>732711199
>>732711384
>>732711508
>>732711798
reason there isn't any tits around anymore
>>732710360
..
>>732710900
Gtfo boysh bitch
>>732711451
>>732711454
>>732711458
>>732711502
>>732711716
>>732711731
>>732711798
jesus i didn't realize i had such a bitchface
>>732710360
>>732712224
This isn't helping your case bitch lips
>>732710360
Pretty, plain Jane.
That's not an insult.
Get off this site before it ruins you.
>>732712224
Nice jaw you fucking neanderthal
TITS
>>732712224
Will you take a mouth open shot? For science
>>732711695
wouldnt fuck u with OP's dick
>>732712224
Cute
Now show tits
>>732712224
i meant with teeth but o k
Legit you
>>732712224
>>732712224
Sad bitch face* go and suck yours father dick. Fucking autist
def not american, the greatest country
>>732712300
meh, I like square jaws so it's ok with me. tits look itty bitty though. not my preference. would have to see waist to hip ratio to judge. a solid ass would balance it out.
>>732710360
>18
>oldfag
So you've been here since you were 7?
>>732710360
Clear skin, normal facial feature sizes, decent chest size, even facial symmetry, not overweight, MAYBE chubby cheeks, but I assume that's because of your straight face. You look Russian/Ukrainian/Moldovan, which is generally either very pretty or Helga Hulkslana with a mustache and 60 cm thighs. You seem to have come out on the pretty end, so good for you.
Overall 7.5/10, my only criticism would be that you look "plain" but if you truly don't have a filter of makeup on in this, pretty good wife material. The face you wake up to is a lot more important than the face on a date.
Not much to roast about you tbh. Plain is my worst criticism.
>>732710360
OP, fuck all these 12 year olds ad their impotent rage about "tits or gtfo." You look like a great person, I think you have nice features, and I especially love your eyes!
>definitely dating/waifu material!
>>732712477
i was about to say the same shit. op should fuck off
So, what do you look like with makeup on?
Y'er cute without any. There, you got the compliment you were fishing for.
>>732712224
show teeth you strange whore
>>732710360
,
>>732712543
Hey guys i found the newfag
>>732712543
> waifu
drink bleach
>>732712543
shut the fuck up. whiteknighting queer
>>732712475
measurements are
32/25/36 (bust waist hips)
>>732712543
Jesus. she ain't fucking you man, calm your bitchtits.
>>732710360
13 reasons why you should do it
>>732712224
Show tits, you're hot.
>>732710360
Do you have a penis?
Either way, 5/10 would bang.
>>732712543
Good god....
>>732712224
You look like one of Roger's disguises.
>>732712721
what do these numbers mean
LETS SEE TITS
>>732712817
>>732712543
>waifu
>>732712224
I would've fucked you either way tbh
>>732712822
Checked
They mean you're not very smart
>>732712822
inches in circumfrance.. 32" around the breasts, 25" waist and 36" hips. "perfect" measurements are 36/24/36
This is not op, I'm the guy who asked about the ass.
op u know what to do, dont piss me off bitch
>>732712817
My nigga
>>732713054
am op, and you are correct. i have a pear shaped body and it's been a while since i've gone to the gym
>>732713164
spooked
I like to think that people are just being total retards because they think that´s how it works here, but they are probably this degenerate,
Your cheeks and jaw makes your face looks weird
You're pretty without makeup.
>>732713326
you definitely dont look fit
How fucked are your toofies? Show us the butter teeth
>>732713326
Sho us your body and we'll tell you if it's good, also get your tits out
has your 'fiance' been released from prison for fucking an underaged girl?
you are 18 now, but were 12 when you started fucking that nearly 30 year old man.
please tell us all the details of the first time he pushed you down and fucked pre-teen your ass.
please
>>732713424
Cheeks and jaw? What about that huge glaring crooked forehead? Everyone is so obsessed with her tiny boobs they missed the giant billboard screaming "LOOK AT ME!"
>>732710360
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sixteen chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
>>732713326
doesn't get any better with age. start good habits now because your genetics will only save you for another 5 to 8 years (less if you have kids). then mega pear will be you're final form. get good habits now.
AssAnon
>>732712822
Virgin troglodyte detected
>>732712190
Newfags always have a way of pointing themselves out.
>>732710360
Tits or gtfo.
>>732711508
>>732711790
>>732712115
>>732712297
>>732712477
>>732712611
okay, so oldish-fag? i joined around age 10, so i suppose i missed a couple of crucial years
>>732713846
Holy fuckin shit Stuart Smalley
Nothing of value ever comes from these threads because /b/tards either A. Goes sperglord over the female or B. Goes sperglord over the sperglords sperging over the female.
Not to mention you're like a 6/10 but you have a pulse and a vagina so that puts you at a 10/10 in everyones eyes on this site. So, why are you here, settling for cheap attention?
Beautiful without makeup.
>>732713808
Are... are you sure you're on the right thread?
>>732713846
>>732713808
lol, i met him at 16 dumbshit.
where the fuck did you get the idea that i was 12 at the time?
and the first time was wonderful
>i was shaking
>he kept smiling and kissing me
>it went it
>OWFUCKhhhhooooOOOOo
>enter bliss
satisfied?
>>732710360
you look like the type of fast food bitch who doesnt put napkins in the bag when i leave the drive thru
>>732710900
wow... youre ugly as shit
>>732713978
If you've been here 8 years you know this kind of attention whoring is sad. Either get the tits out or the only comments you will see are from pathetic virgin white knights or trolls.
>>732714133
describe benis in vago in more detail please.
need details for police report of statutory rape complaint
>>732713808
bad b8
>>732712224
bls be in ohio
>>732714159
Claim to be an oldfag....
Wants attention...
Doesnt post tits...
OP seriously tits or gtfo nobody cares about your bitchface
>>732713846
>Sixteen chapel
KEK
>>732714192
indeed. how fucking useless is this girls man if she's looking for attention in this site.
>>732714301
>actually read it
KEK
>>732714192
well, you're on the same mark as a couple of previous anons. i'm not doing so well 'up there' so i really don't give a shit. i've been wanting to for a while i figured without makeup and filters i'd get demolished, but people have been fairly tame for a roast thread.
I literally just butchered making a new character in skyrim. A nord vampire type bitch. I immediately regretted it. You look just like her.
Too bad your parents couldn't go back to the main menu.
Dear newfags and kids on /b/ reading this,
You may think your being edgy going on 4chan and looking at rekt threads and wwyd and other shit like that, but in the long run trust me its not fucking worth it. I joined 4chan at a young age and it has completetly ruinied my whole fucking life. I'm discusted with my self and fapped to horrible things I would never have imaged. My former self would be fucking revolted by my current self. I'm this way all because of 4chan, it was a community where this shit was okay and I guess I was completly desensitized. I've seen all this sick shit and it went from being curious to being eroused. I've imagened family and friends in horrible situations.
Please, if you've just foumd 4chan then I strongly urge you to leave before its too late. Dont ruin your life trying to be an edgy faggot
>>732712224
lay off the cigs
pussy gravely as a sand box
-12/10
>>732714431
I want to roast you but your not even worthy, because you don't know the rules.
>>732713846
>Can your 50 year old boyfriend type up his story on how he tore up that underage pussy the first time he raped you when you were 16?
moar! you're cute!
>>732710360
>>732712224
It's better if you didn't smile
>>732714693
are your eyes fucked?
>>732710360
I hate you
>>732710360
really like your lips.. sexy af
>>732714431
then stop posting of 4chan and go get help.
Seriously, talk to actual people not us fucking broken retards
or post ass pics. I'd prefer you got help though.
Now I'm being a fucking whiteknight faggot.
lets see your butthole and roast that
Dear newfags and kids on /b/ reading this,
You may think your being edgy going on 4chan and looking at rekt threads and wwyd and other shit like that, but in the long run trust me its not fucking worth it. I joined 4chan at a young age and it has completetly ruinied my whole fucking life. I'm discusted with my self and fapped to horrible things I would never have imaged. My former self would be fucking revolted by my current self. I'm this way all because of 4chan, it was a community where this shit was okay and I guess I was completly desensitized. I've seen all this sick shit and it went from being curious to being eroused. I've imagened family and friends in horrible situations.
Please, if you've just foumd 4chan then I strongly urge you to leave before its too late. Dont ruin your life trying to be an edgy faggot
Pic of the side of your head?
gigantic forehead.
nose slopes to bulbous potato way down almost to chin.
still, would impregnate, as long as you were face down, so that little titties didnt make me chuckle and distract my boner
>>732710535
>>732710668
>>732710868
>>732711013
>>732711075
>>732711199
>>732711384
>>732711508
>>732711590
>>732711790
>>732711798
>>732711909
>>732712013
>>732712029
>>732712149
>>732712186
>>732712202
>>732712300
>>732712340
>>732712475
>>732712766
>>732712861
>>732713765
>>732713970
>>732714192
>>732714288
my tits are ugly. trust me. you don't want them, and i don't want them. they're my worst feature.
>>732710360
Are you the blind chick from the soap commercial?
> so hot
>>732710360
your beautiful annie.
You are hot
>>732710360
meh you look pretty cute
>>732715071
What are they like exactly?
>>732715071
good lets see butthole instead and have a real laugh
>>732715071
Then show butthole
>>732715024
It only ruins retards..this fucking site has made me learn things about people i never would have otherwise. Your just a pussy.
>>732715071
Listen to this song
Show them to me
Rodney Carrington
>>732715071
Post ass
>>732715071
in other word im scared and i want attention
just show them or leave and let it 404
>>732710900
Did you really say no tits? Who the fuck do you think you are? Dumb bitch, you don't make the rules here we do. So make yourself useful and show some tits, or get the fuck out, not even worth my precume.
>>732710535
>>732710900
>be fore we go off on the TiTs and timestamp rules....
yall are idiots.s shes not putting her gender as the main topic therefore she is not required to prove her gender.... your the ones that are assumeing this isnt a man....
Nowhere in OP does it state.. im a girl.
>>732710360
What's your Snapchat?
butthole now or no more roasting
>>732715071
We don't even believe your real at this point..
>>732715071
go halfway and take your shirt off at least.
>>732715208
You're*
>>732713978
Nice try fag, look again.
>>732715024
wat is rekt thread means
>>732715177
>>732715203
Urine for a shitty time
>>732715169
imagine having the boobs of a 50 yr old
but on an 18 yr old's body.
also salami areolas
.
>>732715304
>roast me
It's for attention you dense motherfucker
If it was a dude there'd be faggots spamming show dick timestamp so your argument is irrelevant
>>732715397
atleast it will be better than her loser face
>>732715071
Then post your vagina with time stamp you attention whoring faggot.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
>>732710360
big forehead, masculine jaw, square face, semi-ugly nose, uneven hairline, thin hair, and shitty titties, faggot. on the upside, you've got nice eyes and great brows.
>>732712224
Forget the assholes. You're cute. Post more photos plz.
>>732715071
You wanted roasted, take off your clothes and give us something to roast or something to jerk it to.
>>732712224
you have nothing to worry about, you have a pussy, meaning the world is easy for you, everyone will help you, you can leech off a rich man without ever accomplishing anything yourself. you can walk outside and get a man in a second, just because you have tits and a pussy. you are a white female, you are it easier then any other demographic on this earth, so smile.
just show your feet already
>>732715528
^^^^^^^
>>732715442
im going to be sick
>>732710360
if you were as racist as I am and live in Iowa, I'd date you, salami tits or not.
>>732715442
We talking fried-eggs-hanging-on- a-nail-kinda-thing?
Lizin, they may not roast u becuz u a female, but u look like a virgin, youre gunna die a virgin, and at this point, you should most likely kys because this is how things work. Faggot.
>>732715364
Funny how you knew what I ment from context just like when you say the word outloud
>>732715554
I think I speak for all of us here when I say the asshole is what we all want to see. Bonus points if there's a sharpie in it.
>>732715622
you must have missed the horse sex threads today
>>732715071
you came here for attention, people are going to beg for pics. how long are you going to continue the game?
they are tits, and most of this site thinks they're the same as bags of sand so I wouldn't worry about pleasing any of these retards (myself included)
but if you don't there will be 10 threads with tits and add for them to be interested in.
Go get some help if you're in a shitty spot. I've fought with mental illness and depression and tried lots of stupid shit to make me feel better.
Do what you want OP, but after go get some help. I don't know you but on a human level be well.
or show your butthole.
>scroll through entire thread
>No tits
>>732715442
Many people find that hot, better than fake tits.
>>732710360
Fuck these neck beard-virgins.
You are cute. Pretty eyes and nice smile when you do. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>732710360
You have to smile more, I bet you'd look great if you did
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
narrowing down ops location
>>732715705
same
Dear newfags and kids on /b/ reading this,
You may think your being edgy going on 4chan and looking at rekt threads and wwyd and other shit like that, but in the long run trust me its not fucking worth it. I joined 4chan at a young age and it has completetly ruinied my whole fucking life. I'm discusted with my self and fapped to horrible things I would never have imaged. My former self would be fucking revolted by my current self. I'm this way all because of 4chan, it was a community where this shit was okay and I guess I was completly desensitized. I've seen all this sick shit and it went from being curious to being eroused. I've imagened family and friends in horrible situations.
Please, if you've just foumd 4chan then I strongly urge you to leave before its too late. Dont ruin your life trying to be an edgy faggot
>>732715799
>>732715528
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
im still obsessing on the old pedo fucking a 16 year old child.
Fiance? is that french for child fucker?
>>732710360
Signs of female balding
hate life look
110% sure pepperoni nipples
No time stamp
3/10 would still bang even if guy
eh if you cook, clean, and know how to be a women, even if you're a "man" then we can make it work.
Show me like in pic with Time Stamp you tramp
>>732715726
Fake tits is better than no tits.
"She" very clearly has a penis. I can tell.
Trap for sure.
I'm gonna post actual women k?
>>732715847
This guy gets it
>>732715442
I have a fetish for big nips i dont know why but they jut do something to me show them
>>732715918
Not really.
>>732715651
meant*
>>732715847
How old are you now?
>>732710360
show us your ass OP
>>732715799
IF IT DOESNT PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
>>732712224
Upper face got some maria ozawa shit. Lower... Her dad probably
>>732710360
Look hot. Would date and wife ;)
>>732715847
I think your time would have been better spent learning how to spell
>>732715847
I found 4chan at a young age. Spent years here.
Not one thing has changed for me, stop being a little faggot who lets the internet change you.
realistically I find you attractive. I could talk shit about the little acne you have, but ultimately there's not a lot when I look at you to knock down. I could make shit up, but it wouldn't be real. You look like a normal, fairly pretty girl. I personally hate make up. My fiance looks prettier with it on, but I HATE kissing her when she has lip stick on and all the rest. It just feels fake. She too has a little acne, but I attribute that to her studying for the MCAT and general stress. If I was single and we had personalities that meshed, I could see me giving you the old meat stick for the rest of my life with no issues.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
IF IT DOESN'T POST A NEW TIMESTAMP PIC THEN IT'S NOT OP, YOU IDIOTS.
>>732715703
>Or show your butthole
Kek
>>732710360
Scrolled to the bottom
No tits posted
>I'm out, bye
>>732710360
You down with the BBC? You need that nigga dick baby. Come through.
>>732715944
>>732710900
>>732716103
>>732715847
If only I had this warning
>>732716102
Even if that ass looks like a wet bag of grass?
>>732715071
>my tits are ugly
>they're my worst feature
Have you not seen your face lately OP?
>>732716219
Disgusting. The beer, that is.
Get on my level.
>>732716219
That rug looks fucking sick OP. Show us your rug.
>>732716219
Post Snapchat
>>732716219
Nice nail clipper
>>732716219
>>732716219
What are you like a size 12 mens?
>>732716296
Top kek son
>>732716219
Post a pic of you smoking.
>>732716219
>nail clipper in backround
>>732716219
white trash confirmed. boner growing
>>732710360
You look sad.
>>732716301
Weak bitch get on my level
>>732716219
We need a picture of the rug OP
Post story of your childhood rape, and how that old man stayed out of jail, and now you live with him
>>732710900
>claims to be an oldfag
>thinks tits or gtfo doesn't apply to her
nice bait
>>732716452
>bleach joke
Newfag confirmed
fackin slow night on 4chin tonight
>>732714903
The drug use eyes, the big nose. She can pull off the cosplay. Stop being a hater, Wesker.
This thread is fucking aids, bunch of fag potatoes