Any vet fags here could help me out? i Need to know a humane

>>732706194
Post pics of cat

>>732706194
>my 18 year old female cat

just stomp on it's head, fucking thing won't know what hit it.

just get someone who has the balls to put a bullet in her head

Just let her die as God intended, naturally, without you intervening. Fucking plebian sodomite

Plus you don't have to pay for anything that way, just let your cats elderly and withered shitty organs do the rest of the work. Seems like a good option for a penniless loser like you.

I once had a sick hamster. I didn't really knew how to euthanize him. Finally I cracked his neck but I think some medicine would have been much more soft way to kill him, so I'm also interested

>>732706310
will post pics in moment

>>732706546
So when your in excruciating pain for weeks knowing the end is near.. We will all just watch and let it happen.

>>732706194

give the cat an overdose of heroin and then throw it over a bridge into some water in a bag so it doesnt wake up.

it will be cheap and a humane way of death.

Anyoner here got that picture of the dude dicking down a dead cat with a fucked up face?

antifreeze

>>732706546
are you stupid?

>>732706409
Trust me, ive hunted before and enjoy fishing, it wouldent bother me doing that to any other cat
bu the fucking last things my mom said before she dies was:"take care of the fuking cats" i just cant do it that way

>>732706546
I hope your god intends you a slow and painful death.

Go to your local vet and surrender the cat to them and they will put it down.

>>732706537
Eurofag= no handguns, and i dont own rifles

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>>732706725
>and then throw it over a bridge into some water

>>732706194
Fuck you piece of shit, take it to the vet. It's like $65 to euthanize a cat.

>>732706194
Just let go of it those furry cunts always land on their feet anyway

>>732706194
Just let go of it those furry cunts always land on their feet anyway

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>>732706194
i once stomped on a kitten. pretty sure it died right away

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>>732706915
Isn't it painful?

>>732706194

Take the cat to a vet, you POS. They might just help you out for free.

>>732706546
Every single day i let her live she in in pain and Sad and dripping blood and pus everywhere, i closed all my house doors so she wont stain the beds.
im already feeling like shit man

>>732706194
1. Plastic box
2. Rent a helium tank
3.Rig tubing to lead into box
4. Make cat comfortable in box
5. Allow helium to be pumped into the box.
6. Cat won't know anything is up, will just fall asleep and that will be that. No fear, no pain. Give it food if you want before hand for a last meal.

>>732706723
jesus fucking christ, you can't swing a dead cat on this board without hitting a faggot.

>>732706546
Gr8 b8 m8

>>732706832
got a car or some other way to create exhaust gas/ helium/ whatever?

you know how people kill themselves by attaching a garden hose to the exhaust and leading it inside the car ?
something like this should work.

>>732706194

Buy gas, seal cat in plastic container, fill with gas.

Sorted.

Cat will pass out, be sedate and then slowly suffocate without any pain.

>>732706901
r u a dacta

>>732706734
tought about it but it would be extremely painfull i believe and the way cats stomach enzymes process the Ethyl Glycol is diferent and would take 1 day of excruciating kidney faillure

Do you have a knife? Use your imagination. It's like you've never heard of anything being killed before how sheltered are you op.

>>732706194
OP is really just socially retarded and can't call a vet

>>732706850
and dont even own 20€ to my name at the moment
asshole

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>>732707145
>dacta

gonna assume you mean pterodactyl. the answer is no

>>732706194
Wring its neck

>>732707295
den whya steppin on dem cates

>>732706194
Moral of the story : never get a white cat. And... I suggest plastic bag plugged on car exaust. Put down a kitten with 30-30 from 15 feet... brain crumbs splatered in a 20 ft radius. Would not recommend.

>>732706764
How can you go hunting if youre a europoor??no guns remember?

>>732707273
Cut its throat. It's not that painful if you use a sharp knife and it'll be unconscious in 10 seconds.

>>732707105
i even considered the same method of ataxia with Co2 gas from compressed air but complicated

>>732706194
Put it in a black garbage bag, then swing it into a brick wall.

>>732706764
>>732706832
Choose one

>>732707450
portugal- Hunting firearms legal to posess in home propertie License C
Handguns of any caliber are only police and secrity

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>>732707424
i hate cats. actually animals. i hate all animals

gonna take pics back in 2

>>732706537
Yea do this for real out on the farm we tend to get a other farm to put a animal down if you. Can't like I do from them. Other way around

Find a shelter you know puts down cats and put it up for adoption. Chances are they will euthenize or someone will adopt and take care of it. Win win.

Go to a pet store and ask for travel tranquilizers treats and give her a shitload

>>732707493
plastic bag + plasic tube and tape to seal it. shouldnt be that hard.

if you cant do it throw it off a high building opr something.
not much dignity with that but only a bit of fear and no pain.
>>732707450

you cane be a hunter in europe lmao.
and then obviously have a rifle.
just cant buy a gun at walmart and need to do way more paperwork,
on the upside not every nigger has a gun.

Just break its neck.
Since you probably can't afford the helium treatment

>>732707804
did you eat paint chips as a kid?

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do this you fgt

>>732706194

>Mix ammonia and bleach in a 5 gallon bucket.
>Put bucket in same room as cat close the door.
>wait 15 minutes
???
>Profit!

>>732707034
and waste helium, an element that's running out

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>>732708230
Go whine about balloons then.

>>732706194
You can afford Tylenol pm or Nyquil from a pharmacy. Or any sleep aid for that matter. Overdose mittens into a nice comfy sleep. That seems the easiest route. Do you know anyone in the medical field?

When you get old ima put u down fgt

>>732706194
go to an animal shelter, say you found the cat in an alley and hoped they could do something. they'll euthanize it and you don't have to pay

>>732707085
Put a sock in it. You lack basic capacities to empathasize or think rationally about what you do. You're one of those angry selfish people that the world is made up of. You have no idea how good you have it.

Give it some Benadryl it will fall asleep then Barry it. It will peacefully suffocate before it wakes up and the best part is you've already got it buried it's a win-win

no .tylenol Aka Paracetamol or Acetimophen is extremely painful for cats.

>>732708390
>Tylenol pm or Nyquil
he lives in the u.k. probably need a special license to buy cold medicine.

>>732708486
you actually have no idea how good i have it. i do.

>>732707034
this actually sounds like a good way;
otherwise use your bathtub and put some see-through foil on it to watch your cat die while you slowly fill it with gasoline. the gas will make her dizzy, and put her finally to sleep

>>732706194
There are prolly non profit clinics in your area that can help for little to no cost, anon.

For all we know, if this was real, OP is a pathetic animals abuser who is now afraid and don't know what to do to kill off a cat without being suspicious...

>>732708695
>put some see-through foil on it to watch your cat die
lost

can you just drop it off at the humane society?

If you google "how can I euthanize cat at home" you will see a bunch of threads.

the problem is killing your own animal can be a crime - so don't be talking about it afterwards. sorry about your cat. looks like my 15 year old that died of cancer - it broke out under her body - I thoguht she had been attacked by an animal or something, but they said it was breast cancer.

Animal shelter? Why not just leave her there for them to take care of it?

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FUCK YOU MOOK
FUCK YOU MOOT
FUCK YOU ALL AND DIE
YOU DIE AN YOU GO TO HELL

Just fuck the cat in the ass till it dies it's a special way of expressing your love for it

>>732708483
>this definitely, I have done this before

P I T H I N G

>>732708921
wow so edgy

>>732708483
gonna say winner winner

>>732708483
This

>>732707993
Why does this make me laugh so hard?

>>732706194

In the UK op? Where?

>>732708566
If he lives in the UK then it's fucking ridiculous that he doesn't just leave it at the RSPCA.

garbage bag over your car exhaust until it fills up

put cats head in bag

carbon monoxide works quickly

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>>732709123
He already said Portugal. Do people even read threads before posting anymore?

>>732709024
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>>732708924
tHE LAW HERE DOESENT ALLOW SHELTERS TO ACCEPT ANIMALS FROM PEOPLE. THIS IS TRUE

I had to move a few years back to apartments that wouldn't allow pets, so I had to euthanize my 2 cats :(

Most shelters are kill shelters, and people just won't adopt cats (there are too many of them)

>>732708390
That will be painful for the cat. Don't do that.

Yeah just put it in a box and drop it off out front of a police station or fire house or that they'll just go ahead and take care of it and have it put down for you just don't let any one see you do it

>>732706194
>18
>too poor to take care of cat

Dude.. That cats fuckin old af.
Dont be hard on yourself its time to go. As for painless humane way.. I cant help ya there. Its a tough one.

>>732709246
ok, then go to shelter, leave cat at doorstep, knock on door, 360 and walk away

>>732709123
I DONT LIVE IN UK read the post

>>732709246
Then could you place the cat somewhere and then call the shelter and say you saw a wounded stray?

>>732708230
>main sequence stars fuse hydrogen into helium all across cosmos
>running out
U wut?

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>>732708549
>Barry

Who are the two hispanic lesbians in the banner porn advertisement?

>>732709159
I like this idea

>>732709443
>across cosmos
And how the fuck does that help us on earth

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pic of cat

>>732709297
black people do this with their kids all the time where I ues to live

>>732709606
It comes from the sun. Just like light. Same thing

Don't entertain that desperate troll.....
I know who the OP of this thread.

>>732706734
Horrible way, suffers slowly. Seen it happen before to my friends cat. Insides eat away while alive.

Put a plastic bag over your head really tight with a string or shoelace and leave it on

>>732709629
Take it to the pound/animal shelter, they'll kill it for free, or call animal control for home pick-up

>>732709606
Huge pocket of it found under Tanzania in '16

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>>732708486
Welp, that's enough of this thread. Faggot limit reached.

>>732709629
that looks awful

"360 and walk away"

180, moron. This mistake always amazes me.
What are schools doing?

>>732709717
who am i than?

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>>732706194
4chan space program
>obtain a basket and some balloons
>acquire helium
>helium goes into baloon
>balloon gets tied onto basket
>make sure weight is evenly distributed
>Put dying cat on the 4chan space shuttle where he shall be reborn on the other side
>wait 45 minutes after releasing cat into the air
>look for burning cat crashing back into our atmosphere
>slat he is now dead

>>732709738
Make Shorkie fuck it in the ass while doing this

>>732706194
You should kill yourself for being a poor and stupid shepherd. Euthanize yourself nigger faggot. You prolonged an innocent creature for your own selfish emotions and now I hope your cat haunts you forever when it comes back to judge.

>>732709629
poor gato :(

>>732709629
RIP cat

>>732710055
Being this gay uni

>>732706194
three best options:
>car exhaust with plastic bag, unless poofag doesn't have a car
>helium and respirator mask, works on humans, i assume it works on cats
>drop that pussy from a fucking 40 storey building and hope that i lands on a chink who will promptly dispose of the body for you via digestion

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The cat is no near to his end. There is no eutanyze, you fuck

Get whatever job and pull your shit together, dont make a foul of tourself thinking the cat is the "top priority in your life". She is fine the way she is for at least 2 more weeks.

>>732710055
>nigger faggot
said every 12 year old their first day on 4chan trying to fit in.

shoot it, or drive to me and we can go out to the woods and I'll shoot it for you

>>732706194
>put cat in bag
>get hammer
>hit cat with hammer until it dies
There you go, Euthanazia.

>>732706725
Cheap? You know how much heroine costs?

>>732710399
Any Eutha-Nazis here btw?

>>732709877
To whom are you speaking?

>>732709877
It's an old internet joke. "Why do they call it an Xbox 360?" "Because you do a 360 and walk away."

>>732707105
This my dad did it to our cat just put it in a box and hook a pipe up from the exhaust it will just go to sleep

>>732706194
I just took a shit, that was more interesting than this thread. Eat penguin shit and die you ass be linked, mmkay.

dude, just do the old CO2 poisoning trick, it's not suffocation, it's like your cat is falling asleep
just put its head in a big plastic bag, then tie it around its neck, and wait for 5-6 hours.
to prevent it from coming back to life after the bag is removed, just fucking chop its head off with a shovel, or snap its neck then bury it

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>>732709984
Holy shit
Laughing so hard

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>>732709629
Fuck dude I wish I knew what to tell you. She looks lie she's been a good kitty though. I hope everything works out for you man.

>>732707804
holy shit are you retarded or something?

>>732710421
He's not trying to OD a human dumbass. You would need like 10mg IV to kill a cat if it were decent junk.

>>732710786
This

>>732709877
Why cant you walk backwards and away, or walk past it away? In your moronic mind, what part of doing a 360 prevents someone from walking any farther?

>>732710421
From what I know enough to kill a cat with zero opioid tolerance probably wouldn't cost much.

>>732706194
put the cat in a shoe box. tape box shut. put a hole in the box and place it next to you car exhaust pipe. let it idle for a few hours

>>732706194
How expensive is expensive?

Why are you jobless?

>>732711308
If you turn 360 that's a full circle you will be facing away from where you originally faced doofus

>>732709629
Holy fuck bro. Please put your cat down as soon as possible. That looks awful.

>>732709629
Holy fucking shit dude, at least put something to cover it so it doesn't drip everywhere that is gonna smell for ages!

On topic: Go to a shelter or something similar and show them the poor thing and they will put enough euthanise to kill a cow faster than you can say "kitty" because it looks like it's in hell right now.

Either that or put in a plastic bag or something with rocks and throw it into water so it'll drown, it's more humane that having it go through that shit!

Surrender her to a shelter. Please.

>>732710202
nigger did you see that cat and read what he said?

im thinking the animal shelter idea, or getting it super high then throwing it off a bridge, suffocating it with a walmart bag, or space program, space program is tough since cats r pretty big

watching a cat painfully die everyday must be tough, so do one quick

>>732706194
Bullet

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>>732709629
I think even the most expensive animal rescue place is gonna euthanise it for free if they get to see it... People will probably give you money to do it if you walk into a rescue place

Vet euthenizations are cheap and humane. Totally painless.

>>732710785
You must at least 15 years old, old fag

>>732706194
>>732706723
personally i'd rather go out naturally even if i'm in horrible pain and paralyzed, so would any animal with a survival instinct, give her something for the pain from a vet, should be less expensive and you can let her go out without some gruesome death such as an OD on over the counter drugs (im a medfag) which is excruciating for cats in almost all cases or being beaten or stabbed to death in some way or drowned/suffocated since you don't have access to the drugs necessary for a pain free and peaceful death
>>732706788

If you dont want to do that then do this
>>732706817
Leave the cat off at your vet, they take care of animals that are found in most vet clinics so they will see the state your cat is in and put her down. if they don't accept taking her just litterally leave her off in the vet clinic and leave they are forced to take care of your cat in that situation.
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>>732708390
Overdose on OCD drugs is excruciating for cats and they usually don't die from it>>732708390
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>>732708885
this guy has the right idea, vet is better though
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>>732706194
OP you could also say you found the cat outside and leave her off at the vet, they cant refuse you that way, just don't try euthanising the cat yourself, you won't do it right no matter how you do it and will just make her suffer more and die a brutal death killed by her own master instead of a peaceful death.
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>>732707943
Just some sandniggers with ak47 from belgium.

>>732709629
Timestamp?

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>>732709629
Bring the cat to a vet say you found her in the road like this and they will treat her/euthanise her depending if thats abscess or an ulcerated tumor as you said, please bring her soon, that must be very painful for the cat. >>732709629
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>>732706194
Call animal rescue and explain problem. Sources of help will be given to you

>>732706901
Probably because you weigh alot fatass

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>>732710456
Yes

>>732711386
Anon is in portugal. Poor socialist shithole.

Drown it in a bag of popcorn.

>>732712771
holy shit is that your actual test?

use a hammer

>>732712949
Yeah, but it's old. Let me take it again to see where I stand.

>>732707943
Medfag here,
Suffocating isn't painless, its a long terrifying and very painful death.
Falling off a building is even more painful and contrary to common belief you don't directly die on impact even if your smashed to bits your nervous system still feels the pain off all your bones and organs being smashed against the ground.
Co2 poisonning isn't the most painful death but it is terrifying for an animal>>732707493
>>732707105 >>732707135
and also isn't "just like going to sleep" thats just some BS that depressed fags use to give appeal to suicide. With the state that cat is in just bring her to a vet or animal shelter saying you found her, they can't deny her treatment or make you pay that way and the professionals will put her down painlessly>>732706194
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>>732709984
horrifyingly painful not to mention terrifying for the cat

>>732710786
My dad did that too only instead of to a cat himself

>>732706194
OP,

A SERIOUS QUESTION HERE.
>have you talked to anyone at an animal shelter
>or a .pt veterinarian?

My read on PT law is,
>leaving a cat at a shelter and turning 360
>abandonment

>going in to shelter and asking them to pls take cat
>NOT abandonment

People still take pets to shelters all the time, and shelters accept them. Why would people do that if it was illegal? The law is intended to prevent people from throwing their cats away without fucks given. It cannot possibly criminalize the act of finding a new home for a pet, because that would be retarded.

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>>732710836
>CO2
You stupid niggers, that triggers the suffocation reflex and will not be painless
Use nitrogen or helium

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>>732713178
Shit, I pussified

>>732707034
>>732708695
Cats don't react the same way to chemicals as humans, beyond that this is not a painless method, suffocating or breathing toxic gasses especially in cats is very painful.
>>732708702
go to one of these and get your cat euthanised or go to a vet/shelter and say you found her and leave her off, costs you nothing and she gets taken care of correctly and humanely

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>>732710786
see this
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