I want to get impregnated by a HORSE. It is somewhat possible.

>>732670891
End your existence.

>>732670891
No. Literally nobody but you.

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I want to fund this I can't control my wallet

dude go outside

See a psychologist

>>732670975
I know I'm weird, but this can help make new scientific discoveries. No one else would do it. Maybe I'll die from giving birth to a hybrid.

>>732671215
Imagine how stretched out that snatch would be after pushing out a centaur

>>732671215
> I know I'm weird
> I'm weird
> weird
No. You need fucking help.

>>732671071
I'm sure we'll find someone here, just wait and see.
>>732671164
I used to go to therapy for anxiety, but I'm perfectly fine now, no diagnosis at all.

>>732671337
True, but it won't be that huge due to the human genes.
>>732671385
Be open minded, we can make new discoveries.

get b8d every1

Compatibility isn't related with chromosome number. Fertilisation requires oocite specific membrane proteins to melt with sperma.

>>732671510
>I know this is bait
But you're still retarded

>>732671428
>>732671533
I am serious about this. I've been thinking about it for months now. This is the best place to share it.

>>732671683
If you're serious show your snatch for science so we can see if it will rip you in half on the way out

>>732671599
Yeah, but scientists never said it is impossible. The cells try to make it, but it doesn't happen. If I try for the rest of my fertile years every day I might be able to do it. Nature will find a way.

>>732671215
You need professional help. Nothing good would come of this, and you would certainly die during gestation if not from giving birth. Is that what you want you fucking oddity? In that case let me cum inside you instead :>

>>732671820
It will not rip me. I will insert just the tip and stroke it till he cums. And yes, I will film it.

>>732671888
that's not how it works but gl hf. just sounds to me like you have a wanting-to-be-fucked-mercilessly by horses/zebra fettish combined with a breeding fetish. Are you turned on by furry porn op?

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>>732671888
Let's see that fucking mutant

>>732672082
then show dat puzzy

>>732672082
Yea just show it

>>732672082
if you dont post your face, dat pussy is anonymous

>>732672003
I will have doctors take care of me during pregnancy. I'm not afraid od dying from this.

>>732671683
sure you are champ

>>732672104
No, but I am turned on by horses and zebras. I also want to carry their babies when I'm not horny.

Yeah, this was posted before. Fuck off

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>>732670891
>There I will get creampied by 10 zebras every day
Wait, pregnant through the mouth?

>>732672114
Sure.
>>732672126
>>732672172
I will show it later, not in a place to take that pic right now.

>>732672390
That was me. I don't have any good evidence for it, but I have some screenshots.

>>732672512
uhm, creampie doesn't mean mouth.

What means "Zebra creampie"?

>>732672865
Tip in pussy, stroke it a bit and get filled with cum. They have massive balls, just like regular horses.

>>732672544
If you're enough of a freak to have a horse baby, you're enough of a freak to take a picture somewhere your not supposed to

>>732672512
>underage b&
>summer

>>732673046
Thanks for the info

>>732672755
Maybe they meant that zebra will penetrate my organs through my mouth or something.

Notnpossible fag
https://youtu.be/Rb4QgXDyhYc

>>732672637
So what if it was you? You posted literally the same thing you fucking baitlord

>>732673046
Also how would you stop the zebra from going full bore and destroying all of your organs like that dude who got fucked to death by that horse

>the logistics just don't work

Some dude totally wrote this.

>>732673296
Mr hands, who died from horse dick took it it the ass. There is so much more room in the intestines and he was properly lubed up. There are tons of videos of women inserting just the tip in pussy. It is too tight for a zebra to push it too deep, it would just slide out.

>>732673259
I really mean it. There are tons of freaks in the world and /b/ attracts us. I want to discuss it a bit more.

>>732673640
Didnt you get enough discussion from the last bread you retard

>>732673724
I also want to find out if there are some more girls that would like to join this project. The odds rise with each girl and zebra.

>>732670891
The fact that you believe interspecies breeding is possible shows just how much of a moron you are. NO other species can get human pregnant, than humans. Same goes for every other species. You can't breed a cat and dog together. You couldn't even get pregnant from a chimpanzee, and they share approximately 99% of our DNA! I cannot help but agree with the first response: "End your existence."

>>732673993
Thanks for your input, edgy atheist who worships mainstream "science". Be a little more open minded, weird things happen in nature. Some experiments have probably had certain success, but governments don't publish it for obvious reasons.

>muh SCIENCE
You just want them long, fat, juicy, cum seething horse dicks to be in your asshole. Don't lie to yourself.

>>732674343
Oh yes, I do want them. I also want them to impregnate me for my own emotional reasons. Muh science is just an excuse to help me do it. I admit it.

>>732674277
He's right, brah. Sheit, their are humans that can't even get pregnant by certain types of human (different blood types between mother and fetus will cause allergic reactions). You can literally die from having a horse cum inside you since there is a very, very real chance that it would trigger a massive allergic reaction. The same can probably be said about dogs, or any other animal for that matter. A have human, half animal fetus would be rejected by the mother almost instantly.

>>732674629
Yes, it had happened already, the egg cell got fertilised, but the uterus rejects it instantly. However, if we try hard enough we might succeed

>>732674774
If your serious then go catch aids... Literally, it'll suppress your immune system and might prevent a rejections. However, you'll also die seeing as suppressing your immune response that far would make a common cold fatal.

>>732675054
No. It must happen normally. If it happens because of suppression the pregnancy will not last. The fertilisation has to go through the whole process naturally or it will not survive.

>>732675223
If we ever start a farm with zebras for human breeding experiment, will you consider joining to be a full time breeding mare?

>>732675281
Nothing to worry about, friend. Aids lasts for as long as you do so you'll be able to produce as many hellspawns as you want.

>>732675595
If the fetus can not go through the regular process, it will not survive. It must be created at least somewhat healthy. AIDS would get me pregnant more often, but it will be a miscarriage fast. Also, it's fucking AIDS, so the answer is no.

>>732675686
Just imagine being filled with hot zebra cum almost 24/7. You know how much they cum. If we got 10-30 zebras, your life would be a creampie fest. Would you be ok with filming it and publishing it as scientific if you get to live on the farm, protected from haters?

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>>732670891
I guess if you spliced the genes of a human and zebra and did a in vitro fertilization it could work. You wouldn't have the pleasure of being banged by 10 zebracocks every day tho.

>>732676174
We can do it like that the first time, but I still want more the natural way. I want to have sex with zebras and nature will find a way. That would be far more miraculous and hot.

>>732675842
>but it will be a miscarriage fast.
Nah, friend. People are born to aids infected parents all the time. Nothing about the virus itself would effect the pregnancy.

And from what I understand, horses can't contract aids so their would be a pretty good chance that the demon baby would be immune.

>>732676170
I don't see why not. If I could hide my face, I wouldn't mind showing my body getting used by zebras - or any animal really. I mean, I'm attracted to some more than others (as said, mostly dogs, but horses are still good too), but really I'd love just be a brood bitch for any animal bigger than me. Which isn't hard. I'm fucking tiny.

>>732676433
The point is:
> regular process is tougher
> if standards are lowered chances of
baby being completely fucked skyrocket, because bad cell got planted in uterus
It has nothing to do with aids.
>fucked up baby = miscariage

>>732676719
Move to the ghetto?

>>732676835
No ghettos in my country. Only council estates.

>>732670891
never give up. show your horse pussy while you're at it.

I came here looking for pictures/videos of women fucking horses. I am disappoint, /b/.

>>732670891
no you cant
but you can get pregenant by a monkey it is the same genetic code as the humans

>>732670891
Getthelube.com

>Nobody asked for Tits or GTFO

You disappoint me a little more everyday /b/

>>732676719
We love it because women actually evolved to be full time breeders. Back in the day child mortality was huge. You and me are fucked up so we like animals ;) . Being a breeding bitch for such a big animal is so hot. Devoting your whole body and life to it is even hotter. Imagine, you spend your days being completely dominated by huge zebras. We can have a scientist for a leader of farm who will make all the descisions for us and treat us like property. We have no choice but to keep breeding and be happy with it :D

>>732677270
boys can get pregnant too why should i ask for tits when i dont know if girl or boy? stop assuming other peoples gender you cunt

>>732676745
>fucked up baby = miscariage
A half human half horse hybrid doesn't qualify as fucked up? There is a reason why your body would reject anything close to what you are suggesting, and it isn't because it want's to cock block your fetish.

There is literally no telling what would be spawned by such a genetic merger. DNA isn't just cut and paste... Even tiny mistakes can have unimaginable ramifications... Besides, what you are suggesting is literally impossible. The DNA produced by combining the sperm of one species with the egg of another would not be viable. It's like combining the schismatics for a car with the architectural drawings of a skyscraper. Sure, they are both printed on paper using ink, but they simply do not line up in a usable way... An egg fertilized in this way would simply do nothing, and be expelled during your next ovulation.

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>>732677089
I'm 20 and it has already been used a lot.

>>732677283
Honestly, my ultimate fantasy is being tied down in some way, head down, ass up, and just forcefully bred over and over and over again. Possibly until I don't want to anymore, but there's no way out, so I'd have to just take it. Usually I think about it with dogs, being the little pack bitch getting used over and over by horny studs, but sometimes I do think about it with horses (haven't thought about it with zebra before, but I think I'm definitely going to now...!). Just being forced to be a cum bucket for them, whether I like it or not, whether I want to continue or not, whether I can actually fulfil their desire to produce offspring, or I'm just a stepping stone to ease their sexual tensions.

Maybe one day.
I haven't even done it once with an animal yet.

>>732677121
We had some on the last thread, you post some and people might join.
>>732677517
Many of them will be expelled, but there is a chance that a viable combination may occur and then it will succeed. The chances are not great but you can't make it without trying

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>>732677535
Spread 'em from behind

> find attractive looking horse
> start making horse mating calls
> apply lube
> foreplay
> make out, blow job
> sexual intercourse
> feel intense pain and pleasure
> let it cum inside you
> rupture your insides and vagina
> die from eternal bleeding

Good luck op post pics for scientific purposes

>>732677695
That is exactly what we need. If we find a scientist who will never let us do anything outside the schedule, who will treat us roughly and disrespect us in every way, we will live the dream. He would probably use us for his own fucked up desires. He can mouth fuck us to the point of almost choking to death. Someone would be glad to do this for us, all we need is a biologist and he will learn more about breeding himself. We can't be tied down forever, but if we combine a rough human leader and animal breeders, we have it all.

Ill fuck you wearing a horse costume if you want OP

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>>732678402
>eternal bleeding

>>732678452
how about a dog creampie impregnation
just being tied up in a house and being used by dogs and humans alike until you finally get a hybrid as your baby

>>732678402
> insert just the tip
> stroke it till he cums
> done + survived and healthy
>>732678191
Can't take more pics, but I can imagine all the fucked up scenarios :P

>>732677535
You couldn't fit a horse..I bet you can't even fit your fist.

>>732670891
Species can't interbreed, you dipshit. That's specifically what makes them different species. Speciation (separation into separate sepecies) is difined by no longer being able to interbreed.

A zebra isn't a different species from a horse

Also, seriously kill yourself as quickly as possible, you disgusting faggot.

Put human sperm in that fake dildo and you are done in some weeks

>>732678710
There are thousands of phd biologists in the world I assume. We can find one of them who would do this for sure.

I would love to be facefucked while zebra almost tears my pussy and cums inside.
He can also slap us and choke us with dick if we misbehave. Basically, we need all our rights taken from us on that farm, zero left.

>>732670891
KYS

>>732678808
I will stretch, it will work.
>>732678920
Whoa, we have an edgy atheist in here. Give me a richard dawkins quote while I'm still wet.

>>732678920
>A zebra isn't a different species from a horse
Technically they are separate species because the offspring is not viable (it is sterile). It's like a mule or liger. You aren't wrong, but the definition extends beyond simply producing a living offspring.

>>732677535
>no timestamp

>>732677888
>The chances are not great
The chances are literally zero... If what you are suggesting was possible then every plant in the world would be a hybrid seeing as they release their pollen (plant sperm) into the wind and simply hope it lands on the right plant vagina. You simply can not combine DNA in that manner; this is way they use viruses and radiation to make GMOs

>>732679316
We are not doing it for him per se. We just NEED to be completely dominated by creatures stronger than us. Usually we would serve the strongest man, but this scenario requires very specific things.

We are siply bitches. We are not worthless because of it. We create life, we are important. The key thing is that bitches don't make descisions. We are for breeding, men are for logic and leadership.

>>732679814
It is not literally zero. It would be sort of a miracle though.

>>732671215
End yourself. End, yourself. End. Yourself. You are a dead end. Please end. Can is not should.
>>732671510
This is not science.
>>732671683
Euthanize yourself.
>>732673640
Kill yourself.
>>732673872
An hero.
>>732674277
Nigger you flaunt science to fulfill your fantasies. Nature is exactly why you cannot breed two different species together a la fuck.
>>732674541
Nigger.
>>732677535
Die.
>>732677695
You provide nothing to humanity.
>>732678452
>>732678710
You need a serial rapist, not a scientist.
>>732679184
You're right, you don't deserve rights.
>>732679316
Yes, you are fucked up for wanting this.
>>732679882
You are worthless because of it. You are less important because there are more men than women on the planet, and thus there will always exist more women to take your potential mates from you. The life you would even create will go on to die early and contribute nothing. You cannot make better decisions, because it is beyond you.

This is what prime degeneracy looks like. Absolutely disgusting.

>>732679694
> women make 50% of population
> gays make 2%
> gay men make around 1% or maybe a
little more
Get over yourself.

>>732680140
No, you.

>>732670891
1. buy horse/zebra sperm
2. become cam model
3. make money showing fertilization attempts
4. use money to buy more sperm
5. repeat

Tits or get the fuck out, you know the rules

>>732677535
Fake

>>732680325
no u

>>732670891
I myself dont want to get pregnant from a zebra or horse but I'd like to see someone do it

>>732680325
lol hard

>>732680140
Women in general create life and are therefore important. We don't get to make descisions, that is true. However, men are much more disposable because 1 man can impregnate 30 women and make population recover, not gonna work other way around.
Go jerk your little pee pee, loser.

>>732670891
Fyi zebras are white with black strips meaning you prefer superior white genetics....racist bitch

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>>732678402
>eternal bleeding

>>732677535
>Scar on stomach
This thots already pumped out niglets

>>732677459
3/10 made me smirk a little

>>732680338
Very nice plan, but I want to prove it can happen completely naturally.
>>732680460
Read our posts. Would you like to join our zebra farm?

>>732680139
>It is not literally zero.
No, it's literally zero. Have you ever seen a half fish, half coral? No? Well a fish's eggs are exposed to what is essentially the sperm of a trillion corals when they are released from the mother. Ocean water is filled to the brim with sperm that just floats around hoping to land on the right spot.

If it was possible in the slightest, you'd see hybrid animals all the time in the ocean... But you don't, because it is literally impossible.

Just go and fuck a horse and stop making these retarded threads. Only a few autistic b virgins who read books about fertilization because that's the nearest they'll get to a vagina even give a fuck.

>>732680690
This has been a meme for years.
Much like RIP in peace.

>>732680911
A coral is not an animal

>>732672512
fuk of

>>732680140
>men than women
>women than men
Dyslexia strikes again.
>>732680582
>Women in general create life and are therefore important
But women who want to fuck horses, specifically, are less important, because their strained relationship with the "creating life" aspect begins to vanish even further. They will also most likely not be great parents if they are so mentally fragmented that they want to be treated like a sex doll constantly.

>We don't get to make decisions
Basic people don't get to make decisions. They're a slave to their nature more than anyone else, and cannot help it. They are fucked by design.

>men are much more disposable
No one has said men are not disposable. Men exist to die. Men don't even create clones of themselves, biologically speaking, they just pass on genetic information.

>1 man can impregnate 30 women and make population recover
You into incest? Because that's how you get into incest, thinking it's alright for one man to repopulate an area and not believe that all of his genetic faults and shortcomings won't exist in all of those people, damning them forever, and also damning them to reproduce with people who will only concentrate the bad genes.

>>732675026
jesus fuck, just how much fucking cum does he produce in one shot?

horse cock or gtfo

>>732670891
Want to get married?

Video

>>732680911
Coral is not an animal. Zebra is a mammal like humans. Living creatures are not clean cut and mechanical like you think. Open your mind, you cling to your dogmas way too much.

Cok

>>732681383
>dogmas
>animals, mammals, terminology
>living creatures
>dogma
>dogma

>>732681046
>A coral is not an animal
But they are... Coral isn't even considered to be a plant. They can't produce their own food, and must eat other living things to survive; this makes them an animal. Sheit, some even have tiny brains (rudimentary nerve clusters).

>>732670891
kys

>>732681278
Describe what gets you hard and how would you treat me so I can make an estimation.

FUCKING REDDIT LEAVE
GO
RIGHT NOW
I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU MORALFAG MOTHERFUCKERS
DIE

>>732681046
lel.

>>732681709
Now son, did you forget to take your meds?

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tits or gtfo

>>732681185
I was talking about tribal times which are in human nature to this day. Men were disposable and sent to hunt dangerous animals and later to wars. Incest? No, the next generation can breed with people of other tribes, they had exchanges back in the day.

>>732670891
if you think this will actually work you are an idiot. first off no scientist would allow you to do this,lets argue you could get pregnant...you wouldnt be able to carry the fetus long enough for it to actually be alive, foals are around double to triple the mass of a baby at birth. based on that alone they wouldnt despite the fact that it simply wont work. yes you are correct that some species can interbreed however they are quite literally cousins species wise. consider this fact, back in the 60's a soviet union scientist attempted to create an army based on the cross breeding of humans and chimps(chimps are among our closest relatives within primates, the closest being bonobos). he took a human egg and a chimps sperm and put them together. they never developed beyond the VERY early stages where the sperm joins the egg...in EVERY woman he attempted to impregnate. would it be a miracle of nature sure i will give you that however you would A. die, B. die, or C, die as the foal human hybrid grows beyond your wombs capability to expand, rips open your abdomen, and proceeds to die on your dying body.

came here for horses...

>>732681480
Weird stuff happens in nature. Why are you so opposed to this.

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>>732670891
>732670891

>>732675652
sauce?

phd biologist here

if what you say you truly wish for post pic with time stamp then we can talk
i got the money to organize all of this if you wish

>>732670891
humans have 23 chromosomes.

>>732670891
That's fucking impossible. The example you explained that was about the zebras and that can only be possible if the animal is from the same gender. You can't get impregnated by a horse and then expect to create a hybrid between a human and a fucking horse.

>>732681973
> who says that soviet union experiments didn't work? Maybe they faked the results because they were fucked up
> the baby will not be that huge due to the human genes. Also, remember octomom
> I will make sure to get proper medical care to survive

>>732682206
pairs, go back to school fag

>>732682206
nt autist

>>732670891
no but I do want to watch you get impregnated by a zebra

>>732682325
Thanks. Might hit you up tomorrow. In which time zone do you live? I live in central europe, its 10 PM here.

>fetish acquired

Post more horse porn
Suggest websites

>>732682544
What is your biggest kink?

>>732681846
>tribal times
What an ass pull.
>>732680582
>in general
>men are much more disposable because

>no mention of anything discerning time period or setting or context otherwise than exactly the above

So, you didn't bother to clarify that you were talking about "tribal times", first thing first? Because I guarantee that what would naturally happen in "tribal times" is that one tribe would discover another tribe, and more often than not a war would break out, resulting in the pillaging and forceful rape-assimilation of the other tribe- the
>exchange
that would happen. And, this would all happen with no way to travel the equivalent distance of countries away to diversify the gene pool anymore than it already could be- as most tribes did not rely on exactly one man to populate said tribe, anyways.

Men are still disposable. We still don't clone ourselves, and our sperm is nothing more than a key to unlock cellular fission to produce a fetus with the right kinds of information. We don't come with breasts to break our spines, or uteruses to make us rip our hair out every month.

Incest can still happen in a small tribe. Incest does not always lead to downs babies, but it does mean that a large majority of your people will have the same condition over time. Think sickle cell or TB.

>>732682424
>>732682501
Summerfag got rekt

>>732682383
The soviets spent millions looking for bigfoot specifically because the chimp experiments didn't work (This triggered the US to search for the mythical creature as well). The have legit records stating that they devoted a lot of resource looking for it because of potential military uses.

If it was possible for them to interbreed humans and chimps, they wouldn't have spend that kind of money looking for a legendary creature.

>>732682206
16 years old newfag

>>732682789
Homo sapiens lived in tribes for a very long time. We have not yet adjusted to the modern world and we still have that tribal nature deep inside. Tribes never had more than 150 people and they split up if they grew. Multiple tribes lived in same areas (not exactly, but close) and they did make exchanges.

There were no wars before civilisation. We can assume humans did some fucked up things before, but it is natural to have multiple tribes in the same area. Humans were living in their natural habitat and they were doimg fine.

What are we even arguing about?

>>732682887
>implying summerfags exist

lurk moar

>>732671146
Underrated.

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>>732670891

Why would you want that? serious question

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>>732670891
fucking hot btw

>>732671146
xd

>>732682957
Maybe they did, but the result was too dumb for military (ofc). Maybe the hybrids died in childhood due to deformations. Who knows. This is a very foggy territory of discussion.

>>732683109
I actually live in croatia.
>>732683607
So hot. Got more?

>>732684095
Nope, was looking for more. Most others are of dogs.

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>>732684148
This one is often used here, but just in case.

>>732683432
>Tribes never had more than 150 people and they split up if they grew
>Multiple tribes lived in same areas
>they did make exchanges
Case in point, incest.
>they did make exchanges
Not disagreeing, I've merely said how those exchanges tended to occur more often than not according to anthropological studies. If not highlighting the problem of the hyperbole in which one man impregnates a tribe's worth of women. Ergo, extreme incest.

>but it is natural to have multiple tribes in the same area
You've lost the plot, because that isn't what I'm arguing for or against.

>There were no wars before civilisation
>We can assume humans did some fucked up things before

>What are we even arguing about
>>732680140

>>732670891
Copy pasta of 2017, congrats

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hornse

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>>732684699

>>732684390
An Icelandic study has shown that the perfect match is your 3rd cousin. Not 1st, that would be too close. This is all due to the tribal environment people lived in. Look it up, I think it's only in icelandic but google translate will help.

So basically, we are arguing because of your edgyness or something?

>>732683820
>the result was too dumb for military
Every military in the world has found uses for dogs and horses; a human, chimpanzee hybrid would be incredibly useful even if it was stupid.

It didn't work. Maybe it was due to deformation, but that renders your point moot as well. It is simply impossible for a hybrid to be created through insemination unless the species as so closely related that they are essentially the same thing.

Bigfoot was believed to be part of the hominid family tree, and they assumed it would produce better results than a great ape. They wouldn't need to have looked for a better alternative if the "humanzee" hybrid worked.

>>732684839
>the perfect match is your 3rd cousin
Okay, I agree.
>Not 1st, that would be too close
Yep.
>This is all due to the tribal environment people lived in
No shit, sherlock.

>we are arguing because of your edgyness
We are arguing because you are too simple to follow the threads, laid bare for you to see, instead going off on another tangent/s entirely which threatens to present your entire ensemble of replies as nothing more than a strawman of sorts.

>>732670891
>I want to get impregnated by a HORSE.
And I want to watch you try.

>>732684637
I would love it if this became pasta, so funny.
>>732684699
>>732684743
Thanks, this is so hot.
>>732684841
I will keep trying even if the hybrids die. I will do it because I need it both sexually and emotionally.

>>732670891
This reminds me of this one girl who thought the oceans flowed into rivers.

Rivers do not flow uphill, and you can not get impregnated by a horse.

>>732685098
I am not too simple, I just want to reply to as many people as I can. I go really fast through your posts.

I am not claiming this is logical or that I have great arguments. All I'm saying is that there is a tiny chance and I just wanna try it.

>>732685259
>I will keep trying even if the hybrids die. I will do it because I need it both sexually and emotionally.
This is literally fucking barbaric. You're willing to produce mutated hellspawn that will know nothing but a fleeting existence of utter torment in order to satisfy your degenerate sexual desires.
>at least pedophiles give kids candy before raping them to death...

>>732685100
Do you want me to succeed? Also, are you a cuck of some sort?

>>732685259
...might actually make a funny porn movement too, since the rise of incest is pegged to this place

Also, got a Kik op? I have a bunch of 3d gifs with sound that I know you will love

>>732672082
Read what he said again you tool. He's on about the birth. Seriously, Benoit yourself you faggot.
>from a fellow zoo anon

>>732685465
>>732685540
Please tell me there is more of this?!

>>732685622
I know, I'm a savage whore. What did you expect of me?

>>732685544
>I just want to reply to as many people as I can
This is a basic desire. It is easily achievable. This is not hard.

This is by definition, simple. You have claimed this is something you want. Something you are, as you sell it, determined to do. Something you will do. Something you are doing.

By virtue, you are simple, because you have simple wants. You read fast through my posts. That is another simple act.

Where you are not claiming that something is logical, you are claiming that what you claim is illogical- and then merely wishful thinking and nonsensical compulsion. Something without meaning.

Something that is meaningless.

Then you go on to say you do not have great arguments. This is another quality, of which you yourself have associated yourself with, that makes you appear more simple.

And so what you continue to believe and espouse is that there is a tiny chance, and despite everything, you simply want to try it. Just, "wanna". "Cause".

Yet, you say you are not too simple.

>>732670891
>obvious bait
>bait succeeds
> /thread

>stream the orgy

>>732670891
Are you from /mlp/, by any chance?

>>732685914
>>>732685622
>I know, I'm a savage whore. What did you expect of me?

To go kill yourself before doing anything sick which probably is already too late. But still you should kill yourself

>>732685759
No, unfortunately. Can you post here tho? No sound is still ok.

>>732670891
Pics or didnt happen

>>732671215
If you want to help the science, go fuck with a monkey

>>732685999
Ok, I am simple. I wanna try just cause.
There is a small chance. It would actually be sort of an error if it happened. If it doesn't happen, I tried. If it does, it's a borderline miracle.

>>732686085
Mor?

>>732670891
Zebras are black and white?
So ... your kid would be half nigger half whitey half zebra

>>732670891
>>732675652

Sauce anyone?

>>732686068
Actually no. I never watched that show and I'm not much of a furry.
>>732686237
How about you calm your tits and stop saying edgy things on the internet?
>>732686690
I am not attracted to them. I just wanna get fucked and impregnated by a horse. Muh science is just an excuse so people would let me do it.

>>732686324
B does not like webms with sound. Gif and a few other places do.

I encourage you to make one with a fake name, it is pretty fun. Though if Kik does not like them, we can use mega

>>732687068
Op, you need to check our the splortch egg laying dildo

>>732670891
why you don't just die please

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Ok let me throw this here.
> Can I increase the chaces
probably by letting yourself get fucked most of the day
>Nature finds a way
this is not natural, thus is not going to find a way if it cannot happen
>Can I get pregnant gee
Who knows? have you ever heard of a Minotaur?
People believe in Jesus because there tales and books about him, same goes for Napoleon or Carlos Magno. I dont think it should be different for a Minotaur.

No sense aside, The Ph of horse semen will kill you (I used to work on an stable, long story short some people used to pay me to have intimacy with the horses, win win situation since I didn't want to castrate the horses), but Its gonna be fun see people trying, so if you are curios you should let a horse ride you, no one is stoping you, so record it for future generations.

this seems like a good thread to ask if anyone has the webm of someone pushing a horse dildo into a mare

>>732686898
This, I just found the gifs, but I don't know where to find video.
>>732687072
Post some here. I will make kik tomorrow and I will start a similar thread here.
>>732687120
Looks pretty hot.

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>>732686691
>sort of an error
Sort of an error? No. An error. A very big error. A very, very big error. Literally a programming error, and literally resulting in the worst kind of executable.
>it's a borderline miracle
No, it would be a wholesale curse upon you, your slighted offspring, and anyone less than 3 degrees related to you. It would be punishment for everything we have ever done that was "wrong". The ever-loving universe should be so merciful to not let that happen, as it has consecutively done in all of known history, and I would hold nothing against if it if it let such a thing happen. For, there is no small chance in terms of biology. Exactly none. Your biology is as it is, and the biology of a standard contemporary horse is as it is. You do not, can not, make the two gametes work together. They simply do not fit. They literally, do not fit together. No go. Like smashing an egg against a brick wall and expecting a infantile chick to form months later. They simply are not the right match- nothing significant will happen besides cell death. This being the case, exactly, in the general sense of probability you are right in saying there is a small chance. If at all.

But that small chance also determines if we are in hell.

>>732670891
Don't try to rationalize your fetish. You'll never, ever be able to interbreed with a horse. Or a zebra. Or anything else. Ever. Just go buy horse cock dildos from bad dragon and have fun.

>>732687330
> muh unnatural
The sperm and egg will try always and therefore may find a way. Everything that happens in nature is natual.
And yes, I will record it.

Some dude died from taking horse cock I wouldnt advise it

>>732687816
They will try and always die. Specifically the spermatozoa.
>Everything that happens in nature is natural
You just don't understand what that word and concept mean.

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>>732687816
Obviously not natural anon

>>732672114
That's what kind of dog I have! Only mine is covered in thick white hair.

this is all fascinating, general beast thread?

>>732687613
It is not all perfect and clean. Some species can interbreed. I know we are much different from horses, but still. I am sure that there is a small chance, at least minimal. If I start an organisation and me and other women get creampied by horses again and again, eventually we will succeed. It is just a numbers game at that point.

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>>732678752
You think it will happen like that, but it wont.

What will happen is:
>you try to insert the tip
>when the tip is inside the zebra will feel a huge sensation
>it'll then proceed to shove more than a foot long and 5 inch wide zebra dong into your vagina
>it'll repeat this over and over, at an increasing speed each time
>the zebras dick will reach mach 10
>you will be left with nothing but a hollowed body

>>732687844
I will insert just the tip and stroke it till he cums. He took it whole and he took it really hard.
>>732687991
Who cares, it can happen.
>>732688124
Whatever
>>732688187
Would you like to see it happen?

>>732688286
No, that is not how it works. You cant have a baby, not even some sort of crossbreed creep what dies before being born. That is not how biology works, there is too much difference between the two species.

>>732688597
This part you say ''What is not natural about it?" as I reply '' The part of wanting to FUCK A HORSE''

>>732678402
>Eternal Bleeding
nigga sound like a 5 year old

>>732688187
>>732688597
Well if anyone has anything to post... I'll bump

>>732680690
>>732678574
newfags

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>>732688513
There are videos of women inserting just the tip online, they survived.
>you will be left with nothing but a hollowed body
My favorite way to die.
>>732688657
If interbreeding can happen on a micro scale, it can happen on a macro scale, just way less likely. Stop using creationist-type arguments. It can happen accidentaly, just admit it.

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>>732689002

>>732672512
doesn't matter which hole, bovinae cant breed with humans

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>>732670891
Do it and stream it. I would pay to watch

Does anyone here want to see it happen? Would you work at our scientific farm and handle us, zebra breeding whores?

>>732688286
You don't understand. The exact process of how fertilization and procreation is so clean and elegant, that it
>works
Do you know how many things have to happen, within a margin of error, so you can make a baby? Do you?

Because the fact that most people come out of the womb with only a few somewhat unnoticeable asymmetrical features or faults is a sincere miracle. You have no idea, how easy it is, for a fetus to just go to all fuck and turn into what happens when you poke a cocoon while the butterfly is literally part mush.

Man alive.

Please understand. The mechanics of a sperm and an egg getting together only works if each cell CAN do their respective parts. The entire sequence requires the system being told what to do by the DNA. The exact programming sequence inside each of them, within the margin of error from environmental pressures and potential replication errors, allows them to fuse like they do, and then exactly replicate until you start seeing a fetus. They work in tandem- they are "meant" to. The only way they work, is exactly because they do. That is the exact short of it.

Square peg, square hole. Square peg, doesn't into brick wall.

Everything from the pH level, to the thickness of the egg's cell wall, to the virility of the sperm, the chromosomes present, the lining on the uterus... everything, everything, matters. It must be within acceptable parameters, and it cannot just be a cold, cold, petri dish filled with Gatorade and sperm.

>Some species can interbreed
Some species are so similar to one another that they can breed, but often their offspring is junk. And, because you bring up this anecdote, let me remind you that there are only a
>few
species out there that can sexually reproduce with a large amount of error involved. And they have to be especially similar to one another. Especially similar. I'm talking splitting hairs similar, not merely the same shape similar.

>>732689212
Will record, not stream. How much would you pay?

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I don't think it would work.
I've been fucking mares several times a week for many years and still have no foals.

>>732689028
>If interbreeding can happen on a micro scale
>it can happen on a macro scale
Orly? Micro = Macro? Wowee.

It cannot accidentally happen by principle. You have a bad understanding of evolution, and I bet this is what is driving your ideas.

>>732684743
Sauce?

>>732689028
Can you tell me a single time when this worked? Even if it was some sort of red blubber with veins, inform me. The gap between the two species is so big that phisically inserting the spermium wouldnt work either, it is like you would put blood in your veins from another blood type. It can not work the gap between a horse and a donkey is miniature. The gap between human and chimpanzee is miniature as well, but still not small enough. A horse and a human just cant breed. Unless you bioengineer a fucking man-bear-pig-horse, it wont happen.

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>>732689615
The artist is Sparrow. The character is from Homestuck.

>>732689391
It still has a tiny chance of happening if I do it every day for 10 years.
>>732689554
Just admit it, the chances are very tiny, but exist. Denying this would be extremely dogmatic.

>>732689615
Artist is Sparrow

>>732689779
We'll see about that.

>>732689391
Oh, thank you. It would have been challenging for me to write the same!

>>732689848
(You) want to talk dogma and yet you are going on and on about this incontrovertibly true claim, in which it must and will and can happen, but only in the most tiny of chances.

With no reasoning as to why. Just, an indisputable "but it can".

I hate you so much. So much. Please die from your fetish. Please?

Please.
>Please

Never contribute anything to society except Mr Hands II: Electric Boogaloo.

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>>732689848
Oh, for KEK's sake, that is not how fertilization works! No, it does not have even a minor chance to happen! It is like you would say:
> oh yeah, I will be fisting myself with this plank for 5 years, it has a small chance to impregnate me
No, that is not a possibility!

>>732689990
NO. The genetic makeup and biological functions of human DNA are utterly different to that of a horses. If you wanna go off and get shrekt by a horse cock, fine - but don't try it to get pregnant, that is biologically impossible.

If you do end up making some sort of horse-human offspring as a result of this, I will be your slave for a year. THAT's how confident I am that this dumb biological charade won't work.

>>732689512
Would you still like to see me try?

>>732690311
Sure, go for it!

>>732671215
You should do it then. Youd prolly die from whatever the hell winds up growing inside you (if anything). Would be cool though if you gave birth to a new species

>>732690310
I will pay for the education of that crossbreed fuck if she makes it.

>>732690423
Biological nonsense.

>>732690309
Nice straw man, fgt. Both species are mammals.
>>732690310
It will not be a slave, I will breastfeed it and help it survive as much as it can.

>>732690177
MOAR

>>732690761
I meant *I* was gonna be a slave! I hate that idea and that's how confident I am in this position.

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>>732690761
> Both of them are mammals!
XD I am fucking crying! Do you think that if a whale fucks you you will give birth to a whale man just because its a mammal? Man, I didnt have this much fun a long time ago!

>>732690177
Isn't there a db for this kinda thing?

>>732690416
Would you work on our farm as a "bitch handler" to help us zebra-breeding sluts with organising?
>>732690423
Thanks. I will probably survive, but this would be a beautiful death.

>>732670891
No humans and horses can not cross breed you autistic fuck! Only within the same subspecies, horses and donkeys lions and tigers wolves and dogs and so on. All the science and zoo support you want won't make that happen without some crazy genetic engineering.

>>732691097
I'm glad you're having fun. I also hole you'll enjoy the videos once I film them.

>>732691226
>>Implying crispr isn't a cheaper and very effective thing

>>732691137
I would, because that idea is fucking ridiculous that I'd be willing to do it if this world is this fucked up.

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This thread reminded me of something...

>>732691226
Genetic engineering is our last option. Still, I want it to be natural and intimate. A relationship between a woman and a horse resulted in a child. Beautiful.

>>732673508

There are PLENTY of videos where women take it full force in the hooch.

Not like the whole thing is going to fit, but horse dick bends for a reason.

>>732691226
>>732691390
Sorry, but I want to fuck a centaur. It's gonna happen eventually.

>>732670891

You are gonna make a centaur?
If you survive. Their Dicks are so long that if it rams you with it's dick inside you. You are gonna split lengthwise.
It's a bad idea doing it the natural way
But not the wierdest I've seen on here
Last week there was a guy that wanted to get butt fucked while being put though a meatgrinder and getting eaten afterwards. Talk about a fucked up fetish.

>>732691390
How would you, as our leader treat us?

>>732691660
I'm gonna make it.

there already have been experiments with forceful impregnation, "sadly" the fetus never lived long enough to develop into something more.

>>732691725
Hell no. This is weird, keep your degeneracy away from me

>>732691918
This is why we will start an organisation and do it over and over again untill we succeed.

Anyone here want to be our leader on our zebra breeding farm? We need a strong dominant man to handle us breeding whores.

>>732690177
now thats hot

>>732691725
>>732692231

post mail

>>732689512
Is that OC of your cum in a horse?

>>732692231
you won't succeed, this is like the theory where an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could write entire shakespear's work given enough time.
It's literally impossible to make it happen without CRISPR technology.

>>732670891
There is a sickness in you head. KYS already

>>732691725
Concentration camp. Forced labour and culling.

>>732692401
Yes it is.

>>732670891
You can't become pregnant if you're a guy...

>>732692378
Sry, I don't have a throwaway. You can answer me here though. I will make this thread tomorrow too, so you can find me.

This thread is some great b8. And with a sprinkling of horse porn to really class up the joint.

Today was a good day.

>>732692406
It's not that far fetched.
>>732692592
But, it's a breeding camp, we have no time to work.

>>732692745
Saw the police and they rolled right past me.