hey /b/ is there a drug or something i can take before getting

For cuts like that nothing more than a little local anesthesy should be needed, but if you want to be an hero, go to sweden, heard doctors can kill there is asked to

>>732571177
how'd you get that cut?

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>>732571335
they did the first surgery which just repaired the tendon(it got completely severed) but a week or so ago i was wiping my ass and i felt it snap and couldnt move it anymore. so i went to the doctor who did the surgery and he said he has to take tendons out of my wrist and put them in my hand and finger, i guess, which requires me being put out

dude they do tests to see if you're allergic to the anesthetic (at least in the developed world they do), i really doubt they'd miss something that'll make it lethal.

>>732571177
Saved

>>732571335
They wont just kill you because you asked to. Jesus Christ you should really research before you regurgitate some religious American bullshit propaganda.

>>732571177


LOL. YOU WILL BE AT A HOSPITAL WITH DOCTORS YOU DUMB FUCK. EVEN IF YOUR HEART STOPS THEY WILL RESUSCITATE YOU AND YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE...WELL MORE THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE.

>>732571518
funny story, actually,
basically, its because i have/had some sort of mommy kink
to sum it up as briefly as possible, my mom and i got into an argument in which i revealed to her that i liked to call my girlfriend mommy in bed, and my mom told my sister, and my sister told me that was a stupid thing to say, and i got mad that my mom told my sister and smashed a cup on my desk
im just an autistic neet

>>732571335
> go to sweden, heard doctors can kill there is asked to

Only because white people there are killing themselves in droves , and a lot of them fuck it up.
Their suicide rates are getting as bad as Australia

>>732571741
White people would rather die then live in a multicultural diverse world , Niggers are that bad

>>732571688
wow, you must have smashed that cup with gusto

>>732571688
....youre fucked

>>732571741
only passive euthanasia is allowed in Sweden which means if you are hooked to tubes and tell them to pull the plug they will, but you can't just walk up to them and ask for a suicide

>>732571688
Why would you ever tell your mother that you weird little creep

>>732571682
has a point

>>732571659
This from a Canadian moose farming faggot living on social welfare speaking bastardized french and shitting on everyone for no reason

>>732571963


I THOUGHT PASSIVE SUICIDE IN SWEDEN WAS YOUR IMMIGRATION POLICY??

>>732571828
White people actually get raised to have discipline and a sense of achievement. If that fails they get depressed. Thats why asians have a sky high suicide rate. They get ashamed when they can't make it to be rich as fuck.
Arabs on the other hand, are thought that you can live a life full of sin, and if you still weanna go to jail all you have to do is kill a bunch of unbelieving kafirs.
And then theres niggers who actually think its awesome to drop out of school and to go to prison.

>>732571177
checked

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>>732571682
yea the worst place to kys is in a room of trained professionals and all the equipment and meds they could need being paid to keep you alive.

>>732571980
well its because i blame her for it, so i was sort of trying to make a point, but mostly it was out of autistic rage

>>732572045
Lol what?

>>732572045


I AM CANADIAN AND I AGREE WITH MY FELLOW FAT AMERICAN. HE'S A CANADIAN IDIOT. WE ALSO HAVE ASSISTED SUICIDE HERE: IT'S CALLED VOTING LIBERAL.

>>732571659
Voluntary euthanasia - this is euthanasia conducted with consent. Since 2009 voluntary euthanasia has been legal in Belgium, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Switzerland, and the states of Oregon (USA) and Washington (USA).

Sorry if I haven't went up to my doc and asked "Hey, what are the prequisites I need to fulfill before I can get fucking killed?"

>>732572105


THESE DAYS THOSE FUCKERS WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE EVEN WITH AN IOTA OF BRAIN ACTIVITY. IT'S NOT THE PLAY TO KYS.

>>732572092
>jail
I meant heaven. I fucked up lol. Its true though thats why u see so many dumbfuck muslims commiting terrorism

>>732572120
Yes, that was my initial response, but then I decided to be just as retarded.

>>732572106
Post a picture of her

>>732572141
I am from the Netherlands actually and its only for extremely old people or people that are so sick/in pain that they don't have a worthy life left to live.

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>>732572202
here u go

>>732571688
How would an argument lead to revealing that im laughing so hard you fucking retard

>>732572277
>are so sick/in pain that they don't have a worthy life left to live.


YOU JUST DESCRIBED 50% OF NETHERLANDS.

>>732572277
Checked.
And I know it probably isn't just "hey, fucking kill me", but I didn't feel bothered enough to check the exact policy

>>732571177
Just find a garage and fall asleep a car easiest way out for christs sake you fucking pussy

>>732572339
well basically, throughout my adolescence, she was constantly in the psych ward
anyways, my first long distance girlfriend was more motherly towards me than my own mother was for basically what i consider to be the most important 2 years of my adolescence
i consider her absence to be the reason that i have a mommy kink(im not attracted to my mom, i dont want to fuck my mom, i just like the concept of calling my girlfriend mommy and her acting like a mom towards me)
one night she was bitching at me for trying to go out at 3am(im 18) because shes like, even more retarded than i am, spouting irrelevant shit, and this was after i had spent the whole day doing some other autistic bullshit that had got me really upset, so i brought up the fact that she wasnt there for me, and she denied it.
so to try and prove my point, i said, 'then howcome i have a mommy kink? why do i like to call my girlfriend mommy in bed? bitch'
then i left and got stuck in the snow with this guy i went to elementary school with for like an hour

>>732572667


THANKS FOR THE DETAILED ADVICE.

>>732572141
None of the countries you listed are Sweden you absolute retard.

>>732572106

You little shitter should start blaming you self!

Cause your an Adult now and are able to get over every Issue you want--- if you want...

Now get that fucking Surgery Wipe your Ass and fuck your girlfriend so hard like its the last Day...WITHOUT CALLING HER MOM!

>>732571177
Step on a lego.
It's painless, quick, and you won't feel a thing.

>>732572732
You sound about as retarded as your mother.

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I rate taking a Dormicum tablet just before your surgery should do it

>>732573194
>Dormicum


DUDE.....HE'S ALREADY IN A HOSPITAL. THEY HANDLE AND REVIVE PEOPLE WHO TAKE A TON SHIT MORE THAN THAT.

>>732572758
Ur welcome sausage fingers hope the car wheels don't collapse

>>732571177

No way to plan for this without knowing exactly which anesthetic they are going to use.

>>732573306


SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK OBESINESE.IN ENGLISH FATSO.

>>732571177
Before you get surgery they give you a list of things not to do the night before surgery. Do everything on the list.

>>732571682
Kek

>>732573371


YEAH, AN ER ROOM FULL OF DOCTORS NEVER HANDLED A STOPPED HEART BEFORE. WHAT A FUCKING MORON.

>>732573291
I know fag. He WILL die. He just wont stay dead. He asked to die not to stay dead. How can you be so fucking dense?

>>732573388
pussy and fat why haven't u offed urself yet huh

>>732573544


ONCE AGAIN,I DON'T SPEAK FATANESE EITHER.IN ENGLISH PLEASE.

>>732573458


WHAT A FUCKING MORON YOU ARE.

>>732573371
There is actually. If you use a strong enough tranq before the surgery your heart will stop. But he wont stay dead though. A defib and some adrenalin will sort it out fast

>>732573407
eating and drinking will not kill you.
you'll just puke and make a mess.
if it goes reeeeeally bad you'll get pneumonia and a brain fart, then you'll be a potato for the rest of your life.
smoking and whatnot will just fuck with the healing.

>>732571177
Yes inject testosterone or trenbolone or other steroids. It will fuck with your system and you could die or wake up during surgery

>>732573736
kys fag. Just do it

>>732573766


THIS X1000. TRENBOLONE WILL DO IT.

>>732573709
I bet that gaping wound in ur fat fingers hurt from typing so much bitch

>>732573752
>A defib and some adrenalin will sort it out fast

And "D.N.R." tattooed or written on your chest will take care of that.

>>732573817


OK 12 YEAR OLD 300 POUND BALDING FAT ASS. ILL DO IT RIGHT......

>>732573869


PROJECTING TODAY FATSO?

>>732573927
Smooth.. Yeah that will work

>>732573928
Stream it while wearing a dress so you can how you lived, being a faggot

>>732573963
Yea projecting my dick in ur dead mouth bitch haha I'm just here to see your lights go out and then I'm out haha

I hope ur keyboard gets all bloody typing ur shit u disgusting fat piece of shit

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>>732574025

LOOKS LIKE 300 POUND 12 YEAR OLD BLEW A HEART VALVE!!! LOL.


MAKE MUMMY TYPE FOR YOU FROM NOW ON OR USE THE PENCIL.

>>732574139


cringe......summer's here.

>>732574139


who the fucks still puts "haha" in a post?

>>732574244
wa wa I'm so mad mommy never loved me wa wa what anesthic can I use to easily kill myself wa wa

>>732574322


OK FAT 12 YEAR OLD . DON'T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE.YOU WON'T SEE 19. HEARTS CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH FATSO.

YOUR TEARS= MY JOY!!!!!!......oh and hahahha

>>732571177
yup...xanax, valium, ativan etc etc can easily kill you during general anesthesia...make sure to take enough of it though.

>>732574428
I'm older than that and I don't cry no more I just laugh haha at ur fatness and stupidity motherfuckin bitch can't even kill himself gtfo out of her and chop the other half of your finger off

>>732574584
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