ITT: Aliens you want desperately to fuck.
>>732569226
I would do Alf
>>732569226
Basically any Asari
A Puazi.
>>732569226
Neytiri all the way. Sexiest alien ever.
>>732569226
>>732569891
i understand this post
Take your pic.
>>732569421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmFcXH1o8QY
>>732569226
the one with lipstick on the right
>>732569891
yes
>>732572541
/thread
>>732569226
The green chick from guardians of the galaxy
>>732569891
>>732570678
Oh hell yea NIGGUH.
>>732569226
>>732573623
Gamora?
>>732569226
>>732573008
Very much.
>>732569891
god... wouldnt take dick out of those
Does that dreamer girl who bragged about having good grades and nice legs count as an alien?
fucking hot
>>732572541
>>732573549
I'll second that emotion.
>>732572220
Underrated post of the thread
>>732569226
the thing on the cover of this album
>>732573970
shes too big
it's be like fucking a mattress
No Twi'leks yet?
aye
>>732575423
Fucking spoon heads.
>>732575445
My thing is human bitches being forced to turn into alien bitches.
>>732569226
>>732573475
>>732574071
>>732574394
>lusting after blue metal cunted stuck up bitch
>not going after cute retarded insectoid hapa hottie
>mfw
>>732569891
With or without hermcock?
>>732574948
No ingesting!
>>732575306
If she's fat what are you, a fucking twiglet with hair on top??
>>732575659
wat
>>732575354
All stuffing, no bird.
>>732575804
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>732575803
Chirality, anon.
>>732575691
btw, if 'murrican
she already fucked you
>>732575524
Ever since seeing TNG as a kid I've always had a fucked up fantasy where the Borg suddenly show up to convert every woman on Earth while ignoring all the men.
Dax
Both at the same time.
>>732575628
She is not retarded, you are the stupid one. She is just naive, basement dweller.
>>732575963
um k?
>>732571257
I have blown so many loads to StarFire it's fucking ridiculous...
>>732576263
I think raven's hotter
>>732572082
i saw you anon
>>732575800
she's 6"3
My Step-mom is an Alien
>>732576177
Yeah, dextro and levo.
>>732576057
>>732574394
>>732569226
I agree but she's better with a red head than a blue one
>>732575803
Turian DNA based on a different kind of amino acid than human, we cant eat their food we cant eat theirs. In Mass Effect 2 if you take the Garrus romantic story line Dr. Mordin Solus warn you not to swallow his load because it will fuck up your digestive system and be extremely painful.
>>732576442
>>732569421
Dat sweet alf pussy
>>732575659
>No ingesting!
>>732575803
>wat
>>732575963
>Chirality, anon.
>>732576177
>um k?
This exchange made me happy.
>>732576289
>filthy room
>slovenly appearance
>disgrace to the uniform
Set phasers to 360 and walk away
>>732573539
HAWT
>>732576057
Okay, fun game:
If you HAD to choose one alien species for all women on Earth to be turned into, what species would you choose?
They all retain their basic body type and personality, but now they're just.....different.
PeeBee, that little foxy tomboy.
>>732576496
>>732576544
hoy shit i never played ME as a woman, now i will do it, right now, THANKS ANONS
>>732571769
Here anon, take this.
>>732576709
>>732570389
FUCK YOU!
>>732575800
no, anon is just too used to loli
>>732576757
Garrus is best boy
>>732569226
seven of nine > jadzia dex > kira nejs
>>732576720
Probably gungans to troll humanity.
your mom
>>732577111
Fuck yes, Thane is second... i would let them do anything with my body.
>>732573079
Winrar!
... although since I'm female, I'd rather have Patrick Ross than Eve.
>>732577126
that would be fucking hilarious
>>732573079
That would be a monumentally bad idea though.
>>732572082