YLYL thread!!! Vegan edition. Post your vegan memes /b/

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>>732567107

>>732567636
not vegan fuck off nigger lover

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I rented a room to vegans, they never even ones borrowed the vacuum cleaner.

OMEGA 3 you can hardly get from plants.

True out history mankind could not get omega 3 without the usage of animals. It's not like they had CHIA seeds all around the year.

Plants grow in seasons, eggs/fish and milk you can get all year.

We evolved as omnivores. It's part of our evolution to eat animal produce. Fucking bozos

>>732567723
>It's part of our evolution
but so is polio.

r u saying you want to give kids polio? sicko

>>732567828

the oldest living people on earth eat eggs on a regular bases, do your research, bozo!

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>>732567828

Do you have disgusting piercings and/or tattoos?

Do you clean your house now and then?

Are you a fucking degenerate fake alternative person who listens to pop/electronic music?

Fucking wannabe hippy scum !

>>732568263
I actually listen to johann Sebastian Bach. Bozo.

>>732569019
I'd kill my kid to be with her

>>732569231
>listen to johann Sebastian Bach

So do a lot of people. What the fuck is the point of your statement, boss?

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Be sure and give your mom a Mother's Day card.

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>>732567723
I'm not vegan but I guess you've never heard of flax seed, eh? And you can get it anytime. There are 7 billion people on in the world and not all of them need to agree with you faggot. This is YLYL thread. Stop being butthurt and fuck off.

A 1 ounce (3 tbsp) serving of flaxseeds contains:

Omega-3 (ALA) 6,338mg
Fiber 8g
Protein 6g
Vitamin B1 31% RDA
Manganese 35% RDA
Magnesium 30% RDA
Phosphorus 19% RDA
Selenium 10% RDA
Also, flaxseeds contain a good amount of vitamin B6, Iron, potassium, copper and zinc.

Still reading? I told you to fuck off.

>>732567107
As a plant based eater who avoid using the word vegan... people like OP are the reason I call myself "plant based eater". Vegans have basically made the word vegan carry a negative connotation. You have this image in ur head of an SJW with pink hair bitching about animal rights that looks unhealthy as shit.

Then take me, plant based/outdoorsy Anon that likes to eat healthy to support his active lifestyle. Im not trying to force my shit on anyone. My dad's side of the family has all had heart attacks or bypass surgery at in their 40s and 50s so red meat rich in cholesterols isn't something I can have really at all, mainly cause genetics. I tried plant based and it turned out to be one of the best decisions I ever made. I was so happy until I found out most of my fellow "vegans" are huge faggots that ruin any sort of fun time with their statistics and their bitching so.. yeah.

End rant. Don't let them convince you all plant based eaters are uppity jackasses who's arguments don't even stand on one leg. Like... 8 of us are cool

>>732570957
There are 7 billion people on in the world and not all of them need to agree with you faggot. This is YLYL thread. Stop being butthurt and fuck off.

>>732571530
And why then does that not include fruit, vegetables and fucking flax seeds?

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If you eat meat and you're in this thread, go be fat somewhere else.

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>>732571600
Dietary habits are a path to peace? Deluded fucking mongoloid.

>>732571734
>implying monkeys dont eat meat

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wow this thread escalated quickly

Wow, This thread is full of faggots.

>>732572110
How much broccoli would you have to eat get to 100calories?

>>732571530
agree, that's why i stopped waching my hands

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* Most gorillas are a specialized type of herbivores called folivore, that live on a vegetarian diet of fruits, bamboo shoots and stems. Some gorillas, including the Western lowland gorilla, exhibit omnivorous traits by eating ants and termites.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC4xMk98Pdc ,

>>732572110
just the inherent violence of existence and selective breading but if you don't see blood or hear no screams is no violence, right?

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>>732572181

>>732571637
I have a great partially vegan friend with a kidnew condition. If they say they are vegan it's like them saying they are female on the internet. It's just an attention grab.

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>>732572125
>dietary habits
Here's someone that knows stuff about things. Either you're purposefully misrepresenting what veganism is, or you're really dumb.

>>732572351
fun fact, almost all gorillas are omnivorous and also eat small animals, even small monkeys

>>732571702
Sis. Can't you let me enjoy anythang

Vegan's shit is easily the most disgusting smell I've encountered.
Worse than the zoo.

Don't use the toilet after a vegan

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>>732572575
Fun fact, you reached way up your ass for that tidbit

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>>732567107

>>732572575
I think it's it's neat how you didn't cite your source.

>>732572130
>implying apes and monkeys are the same thing

>>732571792
>>732571853
it kills my sides that they're complaining about people askin' for protein when probably they started the vegan topic, literally no one will ask you "hey, are you vegan?" cause most people don't give a shit.

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>>732572671
lol you're such a liar. I bet you've never met a vegan.

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>>732568687
Noice

>>732570957
Hey man. Do you have to crush the seeds to get the the guys stuff or can you just swallow them with water?

>>732572963
The good stuff* lol

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>>732572797
People ask vegans a lot of stupid questions, and the protein one comes up a lot. People still think protein is only available in meat, which is fucking stupid.

That's the power of retarded carnists like you who refuse to actually read up on any of this shit - blatant untruths are just accepted as fact.

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This thread is ghey

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>>732567107

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>>732567723
>>732568687
>>732568803
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>>732572797

>>732571896
>People who aren't vegans are carnivores that only eat meat

>>732573056
all those pretentious assumptions.
Yup, definitely vegan.

>>732572110
Hold on let me just go and eat three pounds of broccoli

>>732573339
>post on a chan
>wait everyone to agree with you
not your safespace m8

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>>732573339

Truth

>>732572290
A little over 3 cups, or around 300g of the stuff.

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>>732567107
for vegan lulz, have a banana

>>732567107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeVtGOVdy0I

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>>732573056
nigga nobody asked you shit and you pull up here with all these shitty vegan memes

>>732573364
I don't think that word means what you think it means

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>>732567107

>>732571530
That is so idiotic. All lives are not equal you idiot. Some people deserve to die. Animals kill and eat each other to survive. You're going to say eating meat is wrong? You're retarded.

>>732572691
how does it feel to be that butthurt?

>>732572763
http://www.berggorilla.org/en/gorillas/general/everyday-life/what-do-gorillas-eat/
>Although gorillas don't kill big animals, they regularly eat small animals (mainly insects). However, this constitutes far less than 0.1% of their food. In chimpanzees, up to 6% of the food may be animal matter.

They dont go out of their way to hunt, but they will eat anything if its for survival.

>>732573663
Nigga that's the only motherfuckin thing I posted. Sheeeeeit, son.

>nigger

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>>732573231
>vegansidekick.com
yeh you might wonna kill your self m8

>>732571637
There's good and bad cholesterol. There are healthy meats. What makes it bad is how it is prepared, cooked and the amount you take in. Everything in moderation.

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>>732570513
kek fucing nigger god dam i wish they were sent back to Nigrica after we freed them,

here is my idea, send all nigger back to Africa, there they can rape steal do drugs be nigger,

have them train in basketball, baseball, and football, bring the good ones over here to play sports, 15-20 minutes after they retire they can take a gym bag and whatever they can fit in it and they get sent back home to Africa

lets get a gofundme for this /b/?

>>732570957
why are vegans always so butthurt and militant?

>>732571792
You cannot get necessary protein and other things from eating only plants.

>>732571442
>nonviolence
90% of vegans are the most irrationally angry people I've ever seen.

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>>732567250

>>732572110
I won't trust anyone that doesn't eat meat. To me, you're an effeminate faggot that needs an ass kicking. What woman would ever respect a man that eats plants only? You're a cock sucking queer.

>>732572216
where do you get your protein from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmBku4-BnNA

>>732573731
>they dont go outof their way to hunt, but they will eat anything if its for survival

Not quite the same thing you said before. A lot of people would eat their own shit if it meant survivial, but we don't say all people eat shit. We just say that about dishonest morons like you. The least you could do is not be a fucking liar, and admit that you don't actually know what you're talking about.

>>732574210

the fuck lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxs_mTRjLAU

Vegans are fags.

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>>732574208
beans, nuts and cum, lots and lots of cum

Either we are better than animals, in which case as a superior class of life form akin to animals versus plants it is fine for us to manage and eat them. Or we are not better than animals, in which case why should we hold ourselves to a ridiculous start dates when we don't have to?

In my view, nature should be responsibly managed, but there is no reason not to exploit resources, as long as we are not abusive of them to the epoibt we ruin or drive them extinct, or engage in needless cruelty. It is not cruel to kill animals. They will die anyway and it is easy to slaughter in a way that causes no dread and instant death.

People who are vegan from a moral perspective are a lot like furries. It's a free world, you can be you. But don't expect us not to roll our eyes when you claim that you're really a wolf, and that wearing a tail in public isn't weird. It's nice that we've advanced enough as a society that people are free to have e these delusions, it's a lot like freedom of religion. But it's sad that people aren't more rational about life.

>>732568687
>keep being AWESOME
XD how do I upboat irl? lolololol

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>>732573824
All dietary cholesterol is bad cholesterol.

There are no healthy meats, only some meats that are less unhealthy than others.

Processed meat is a group 1 carcinogen according to the WHO, but unprocessed meat is a group 2A carcinogen, so it's probably safe to say that it's not just the preparation of meat that makes it unhealthy.

Everything in moderation, including rape. Only occasionally rape.

read

>>732573153
I dated a vegan chick once and I swear she savored every drop of cum. I think she knew is was the only animal product she was going to get.

>>732574225
let me rephrase it for you then:
they wont fuckin hunt down an animal if theres a eatible plan next to them.
What i meant by doing it for survival is basically that they live in colonies and because of their number they cant rely on plants without damaging their environment

>>732574557
Start dates = standards. Sorry am on my phone and missed the autocorrect.. much fail.

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>>732574464
they sure do love nuts and cum

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Jokes and butthurt bullshit aside, go buy this right now. As a Texan and a general southern boy who grew up a beef jerky, I can tell you this is the best stuff ever. In fact I'm eating it right now. I could timestamp it but I can't be fucked to do that right now.

Go. Buy. Some.

>ylyl
>full of bananas
>vegan ylyl
>one banana guy

>>732574700

No. Fuck off.
faggot

>>732571702
might as well stop eating candy too
fucking vegans what else cant we eat?

>>732574700
what is this made of?

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>>732574736

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>>732572719
dont get me started Anon, i am from a very dark place

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https://youtu.be/TL5ofVC0EDQ

Vegans if you hate meat, they why do you put man meat in your mouth so much?

>>732570513
That's really fucking upsetting. The kid loves his grandma and wanted to do something nice for her. God I'm fucking depressed now.

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>>732575077
i'ma eat dat meat bruh. Fuck animals and fuck you

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>>732567723
>never even ones

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>>732575082
>Hurr Hurr veguns is gay

>>732574864
vegans

>>732571992
i thought vegans couldn't eat jelly

>>732570957
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>>732571600
this turns to a cringe thread. not funny

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peepeepoo

>>732567107
there are no memes related to vegans
do you mean vegan jokes? like images? image macros?

>>732575264
i could care less if you wanna fuck kids or eat grass all day. Just stop telling me what to do.
Vegans are the ones who are militant butthrut faggots that feel as though they have to convert me. They can eat my long thick meat rod for all I care.
I'll eat meat all i want.
Don't forget to put some ketchup on your grass on whatever faggot.

>>732571936
A veritable who's who of shit that tastes like dirt.

I'll stick to eating cheese, thanks.

>>732575304
Also not funny.

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Vegans. Vegans. I respect you. And unironically thats why people like me ARE better than you. We dont need to brag. We don't need to be cucked by laws of feelings. Because we have rights. You have the right to eat anything you want.

See if people like me had full power we wouldn't force you to eat meat. But Id be sure most of you would for e people to be vegan. You don't want rights. You believe humans are evil instead of part of the planet. We are nature. No matter how much technology we make. Even if half our bodies are technology we will still be natural.

Ill eat what I want because I can. Its my right. And if I had to shoot the cow myself then give me a gun. If I had to hunt then give me a few hours. You think yourr better.... You're not. You're hiding. You're pretending to be nice. So much you start becoming arrogant and hostile.

Heres a little fact. Humans ARE the alpha species. And the Alpha species. The top predetors. They dont care about the feelings of thier prey.

Go cry because Ill be eating some fine meats (and vegetables and fruits)

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>>732571702
Those vegan gummies are horrible tho.
They aren't as chewy as normal gummies and also taste worse and are even more expensive.

>>732575408
thats a nigger talking to a brick wall.
God i sure do love eating meat.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm gonna go make a sandwich now with turkey and ham. mmmmmmmmmmm meaaattttttt

>>732574778
You're missing out. You fat fuck.

>>732575193
You sound like a deep thinker. I bet you have all sorts of thoughts and opinions about things that are really super insightful, huh?

>>732571702
i know and thats why i love it. And its better than throw all that stuff into the thrash. animals gave their life for it, so we should use it.

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>>732573362
Taking a life is justified if you enjoy the taste of the dead body?
Yes
Yup, let's kill dogs, fuck em, life is a pointless loop into nothingness anyway, morality is just our instictive fear of death and vicera, and if you can do something beautiful with a dead body instead of left it being eaten by maggots the better

>b-but animal fredum
freedom is an abstract concept and it was not concieven until modernity with the understanding of "self" ergo, most animal has a notion of freedom cause most of them has no notion of self then no notion of thoughtfull self determination. Besides even on those terms no even humans has something relatable to freedom cus they're slaves of assumed rituals, animals are no exeption to this, cause their entire life is follow certain marks, like migration or mating.

>b-b-but my moral superiority
you just ignore the ugly side of existence because it makes you unconfortable and create the illusion of makin' a difference when just projecting your own fear of death and narcissism to beings that does not understand death nor narcissism.

>b-b-but they're so cute ;-; how can you?
Beauty exist just because there is death and vicera, with no death you can not have beauty, with no struggle, inter-dependence, dominance and all the thing we ironically avoid with our sense of moral there is no world as we admire.

What if I get it, like the taste of meat and just don't care.
Make this being vegan thing easier, just as tasty and I'll do it.
Till then, being vegan takes too much consideration and I'm just too apathetic towards it. I tried but meats too abundant and easy to eat.

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>>732575517
>militant butthurt faggots
>trying to convert you
Was there a vegan militia at your doorstep demanding your fealty to kale? Or did you read a couple things some vegans said online that you disagreed with?

Pussy

>>732574700
timestamp? ready to but just need you to confirm that it is you

>>732575633

But vegans why are you using the internet. Its poweref by coal. And mining. And nuclear power. And it kills wild life and polutes the air

How can you say youre helping when youre using computers. Power. You probably drive and hybrids barely help. Youre still getting your electricity from fossil fuels

So if you're truly vegan and care about Earth and nature

>Stop using cars.
>Stop using electricity
>Make your own clothes
>Live in caves and hutts


But you wont. Its easy to only eat salad and beans. But you cucks wont give up your Starbucks and apple computers

>>732575633
>don't need to brag
What the fuck do you think you're doing?

>>732575912
I don't think vegans have the muscle mass to walk to my front door man.

>>732575293
Only if it has gelatin in it. Fruit pectin's fine.

>>732575679
Sure beats actually thinking about what you're doing, doesn't it?

You're such a child. You think eating meat is some sort of dig at vegans, but it's the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ear and making grunting noises

>>732571702
OK?
Anyone who eats meat shouldn't find that in the least bit disturbing.

>>732576044
>hurr hurr vegans are weak
I don't even get this stereotype, every vegan I've ever met has been in better health than every meat eater I know

>>732575324
I have no problem with this, overpopulation and all being a thing.

>>732571702
for me, as soon as it is boiled and pureed and disinfected, they can serve me excrement if they feel like it.

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>>732576164
dude, look at how mad you are getting over a ham and turkey sandwich. Top fucking kek you are such a faggot

alright here is my thing i like to eat meat but i feel bad for the animals, but i am just one person so by me not eating meat i change nothing, its why i dont vote either one vote means nothing , me not eating meat changes nothing, so why not be happy and enjoy good tasting food?

>>732576387
lies
Every Vegan I have ever met is on the verge of death. They are fat lazy globs of shit because they live off of chips and fucking chocolate

>>732576568
yeah bro they suck we know

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>>732576450
>look how mad

This how mad