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A few months back the guy who plows my driveway knocked up a

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A few months back the guy who plows my driveway knocked up a bunch of the rocks in the walkway and threw them in a pile next to a bush.
Now that the snow's gone I tried putting this shit back together but I have no clue what it's supposed to look like.
Surely one of you on here is smart enough to make up for my apparent retardation and can solve a five piece jigsaw puzzle.
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flip 2 over and place against 5
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Here's what the rest of the walk looks like, the gaps are pretty small.

There's a chance some of the rocks were turned over, but it's unlikely. A few of them have gravel on the other side, and there wasn't gravel in the area where they were piled up, only in the spots where they used to be.
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>>732559168

You worthless cunt. You could have made a "young creeps" thread, instead you make this.

Fuck.
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>>732559168
you cant really fuck that up. just try to fit them in and as long as you dont have huge holes it will look natural
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>>732559806
this
use ur noggin
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>>732559168

try this
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maybe you should find a new plow guy if he not fixing what he destroyed
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>>732560164
This. I hope you didn't pay him for fucking up your walkway.
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Does he charge extra to plow the walk way too
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>>732559168
improvise anon dont be this dumb
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>>732560135
I'm not so sure
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>>732559806
you say that but the rest of it is perfectly aligned with like 1-2 inch gaps, and this is the first thing people see when they pull in
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>>732560135
A goes where B is marked.
D is right but flip it over.
Put C where A is marked and fit the others in accordingly
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>>732560488
fun fact you should be able to make them fit by rearranging 3 of the stones
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Are you sure they are all faceup right now?
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>>732560488
Switch A and D
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>>732560488
redo the 3 center stones and move all the stones a bit closer together
the dirt in between them will be more visible when they are pushed into the ground
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>>732560914
You made it worse
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>>732560992
These things are real fcukin heavy
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>>732560626
looking at the 2 pictures you posted there are several ways to fit them while still having a natural look.
in fact it wont look too good if it is aligned too good. The beauty of natural stones is that every piece is different and you wont have a monotonous path.
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>>732561235
>>732561375
are you even trying? holy shit
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>>732561375
that looks pretty good.
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>>732561081
You gotta be more specific
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>>732561598
close enough, just leave it like this
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>>732559168
>>732559168
>the guy who plows my driveway knocked up
>plows
>knocked up
you okay, anon?
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I'm pretty sure you guys had this corner wrong with that trapezoid one but I can't figure out what else fits
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>>732561840
turn that fucker around and he will fit perfectly lol
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Just sayin, the flat sides should be at the end, so the three rocks that have a flat side should be next to your driveway
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>>732561994
The angle still feels off, maybe it was the trapezoid
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>>732562079
This is from further down the path, so not necessarily
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threads like these are why I come to b

also, the porn.
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This is where OP fails at life for not playing Tetris for 9000 hours as a child, like me.

if you can't solve this within a couple moments you are tarded.
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Does the path face a main road? If so check your address on google maps street view to see if it has an image you can follow.
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>>732563280
There's no street view where I live unfortunately
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A and D look like they fit together and the middle one looks like it fits with the one under your right foot if you flit it over
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Take a picture from above as good as you can, directly down (or use the ones you have) directly down is most accurate, if you had a tall ladder for example... camera level.

Now you have a plan view.

Print out 2 pages with the image

Cut exactly around the perimeter of the stones that need to be placed

Now you can experiment with various configurations using the paper to adjust them just right.

Also see if you can find an old pic of your driveway, may even be on google maps street view.
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>>732563166
I've been at this for two hours and it's fucking raining

Please bestow upon me your tetris skills anon
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>>732563424
This is like 2.5 feet higher, hope it helps

Also a friend suggested that there might be one rock too many because the last one never seems to fit, so if any of you guys have suggestions that don't involve making a big rectangle out of those two pieces try taking one out
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>>732563946
the ones with the flat long edges point the flat part towards the driveway to make it look symmetrical, that narrows it down alot
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>i'm not so sure>>732560488
t so sre>> so sure>>732560488
t so sure>>732 nure>> so sure>>732560488
t so sure>>732 nre>> so sure>>732560488
t so sure>>732 not so sure>>732560488
t so sure>>732560488
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>>732563946
Now print it out and cut out the pieces so you can make yourself a puzzle
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>>732563946
i feel like the flat edges should align with other flat edges.

for example in >>732560135 C should have it's flat edge to the other stone rather than the road.
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>>732564671
I spent an hour before making this thread and have given up on figuring it out myself, but I'll give it a shot nonetheless
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>>732564671
Came here to post this. Smartest advice itt.
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>>732564893
Hard to see in this but the trapezoid is bumping into the narrow rock and the asphalt which probably shouldn't happen
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>>732565249

may 14th, 2017

the day /b/ couldn't put rocks back where they were so they told op his best advice was to do it himself. even tho he was posting out in the rain, desperate for help, the heavy blocks taking a strain on his back.
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how about this, cutie?
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>>732559168
You seem to have an extra piece.
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>>732565491
I'm not sold
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>>732565783
Yeah probably but how do you know it's that one
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Here ya go bro, did it in sketchup
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i probably fucked up the cropping
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>>732565872
How do you know it isn't?
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>>732565238
>I guess I'm doing arts and crafts now
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>>732566019
>>732566138
tried something like this earlier:
>>732562207
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>>732565872
It looks good like this. Break the extra up to fill in the gaps.
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>>732566138
Despite your thumbnail quality I tried this one and it was pretty close
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>>732566568
you made the middle piece bigger and the smallest one even smaller
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I've been fucking with it>>732566019
and I think the first stone that is already there got moved and is making the space too small, the larger one on the top. Shift it up to cover the dead grass and you'll have more options...
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Friendly reminder that this corner is a pain in the fucking ass
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>>732561375
hey i like your shoes mate
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>>732567191
actually you might be right

that mean the brown grass next to it is where it got moved from
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>>732567360
They're all wet now
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>>732567191
>>732567405
anon you're a fucking genius
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>>732567405
Go ahead and take that one out of there for now, it's okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVxUUotm1P4
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>>732567664
atta boy, now will this rendering work? >>732566019
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>>732566983
I didn't alter any sizes that much, only slightly to adjust to OPs original picture, where the loose slabs are positioned much higher than the embedded ones.
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>>732567812
Actually, maybe not that rendering... I think that line along the driveway should be straighter. Either way you can get it now that that one stone is relocated.
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>>732567812
nope
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>>732567931
I assure you that small one doesn't fit there
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>>732567191
>>732567405
Winrar
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Dunno
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the only time when 4chan did something useful.>>732566568
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Am I on to something here
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>>732569360
Actually you might be on to something
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>>732569684
See what happens when you start with the largest parts, that usually makes it easier
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>>732569571
Man this fucking sucks
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Should honestly scrap the idea of making it how it was and just make a new path. Little bit of planning where the rocks go is way better than this shit
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You could have just taken out all the stones and started fresh by now. Maybe you should find a Mexican to do this, he's have it figured out in 10 seconds and done in 10 minutes.
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>>732559168
put the flat parts of the rock against your driveway and fill the rest with small rocks
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This is so close it hurts
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I FUCKING DID IT

THREE AND A HALF HOURS LATER
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>>732570857
I was on the edge of my seat the entire thread!
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>>732570857
congrats, mate
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>>732570857
Niceeee
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>>732570857

Shout out to these guys
>>732567191
>>732569360
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wow, this thread
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>>732570857
amazing
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>>732559168
This is pathetic.
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throw them out and lay down some fucking cement
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>>732570857
That's far from perfect.
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>>732570857
you better stomp those fuckers into ground real hard. all you need is for one asshole to trip and your 3 hours of HEAVY STONE LIFTING is GONE
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>>732571674
>>732570857
I think it's as good as it gets, given the pieces
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This thread delivers.

Wow, an actual random thread on /b/.

Great job all!
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>>732572150
Back to traps now
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>>732559168
This was a wonderful thread, thank you OP.
You puzzle creating bastard.
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>>732571674
>hotfallingdevil.jpg
What's the story with this pic? I used to live in that shitty town.
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Stop being a cheap fuck and get some real internet you broke cuck
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>>732574084
what the fuck are you talking about now?
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>>732570857
Winrar?
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