What's better for anal lube? Lubriderm lotion or Vaseline?

>>732557591

Spit

>>732557591
butter

Sardine juice

>>732557591
or maybe buy some lube from the store? neither of those are good options

>>732557591
Pussy juice.

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>>732557723

vaseline, doesnt dry out like water based lube. vaseline is peefect for anal play and sex

Astro glide

>>732557591

You're the kind of idiot that creates all these fat fuck women. Stop using weird shit from your bathroom for anal lube, idiots. The chemicals destroy essential bacterial populations in their colons, upsetting the natural balance. You're committing them to a life of slow but steady weight gain as their digestive system isn't able to digest/absorb needed nutrients, only shitty carbs.

Carbs = fat, numbnuts.

It also turns them into bitter, cunty, stupid whores. They're not getting the nutrients they need.

GO GET ANAL LUBE, YOU STUPID FUCK.

I had a friend actually use ANTI-BACTERIAL soap as lube with his GF.. I haven't talked to that moron since. He still doesn't understand why.

PS - Yes, his girl is a bitter fat whore. She was a happy hottie.

I understand actual lube is best but all I have is lotion and Vaseline. It's one or the other

>>732557591
Seriously: silicon based lubricants. Avoid cheaper ones.
Easily break into a 12yo tight ass.

>>732557591
I've tried both but I'm really into human feces these days

>>732557591
Vaseline works great but I fucking hate the smell. Also makes one hell of a mess. Makes me prefer actual lube.

>>732557936
It's for me faggot

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just use vaseline on your ashan for when that long thick hard black cock penetrates you

Strawberry jam

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If it's good enough to put in guns and for muslims to use to anally rape Swedish women it's good enough for your escapades.
>unironically best lube

>>732557591
lard

>>732558003

Now you know where a lot of fat fuck men come from, too. Enjoy your neckbeard destiny, you future fedora cunt.

>>732557591
When i bring my huge dildo with me to the shower vaselin are God

>>732557936
>stops talking to a friend because he used soap as lube
Grow up you massive faggot

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2 buck water based walmart lube will be fine

I too have this problem, Vaseline is cheap as fuck, is it good to shove in my ass?

>>732557591
Sand

>>732557591
Neither! The absolute best thing for anal lube is silicone based lube! You can't use it with toys, or condoms so it's only useful with a long term partner but it doesn't have the burning sensation of water based lube. Water based lube's problem is glycerine, it's not bad exactly, just uncomfortable for a good 30 seconds but it's good for everything and easy to clean just washes off.

>>732557795
yes, vaseline works great for buttfucking

when you are 13 you cant really go buy real lube, vaseline it is

Massive faggot with big dildo collection here, so speaking from experience.
2/3 KY jelly, 1/3 water

>>732559147
Yes you can.
Go to Wal-mart pharmacy section an buy some. Self checkout if you're worried about what the cashier will say.

>>732559153
do you have a big collection of dildos or a collection of big dildos?
or a big collection of big dildos?

>>732559227
no walmart even close + not 13 anymore

>>732559282
> about 11 dildos
> smallest is 8"+
> largest around 14"

>>732557591
Water based lubes, not petroleum

Emotions
https://youtu.be/k4U66XlJ-t0

>>732557591
your moms saliva

If you need to have safe sex then only use water based lubes.

First time I got fucked we used hand lotion and it was fine. Petroleum jelly requires fewer re-lubes though.

>>732557591
Chocolate.

>>732557591
Nutella

>>732557591
Marmalade

>>732557936
People used to use sticks and mud and leaves as contraceptive I am pretty sure none of what you said has any medical basis and you are just retarded for thinking that. maybe a virg too

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>>732557968
Thank you, I can now easily see the benefits of Vaseline. Lube should be scored on this sort of scale.

>>732557591
Shampoo

>>732557591
cofee

>>732557591
Bengay

>>732557591
Vicks works wonders for me

>>732558101
I second this recommendation. This stuff is slippery forever and doesn't leave any greasy stuff.

>>732557591
OP asked which of these 2 is best, not which is the best
he is about to bust his 12yr old (male) cousin's butt cherry, not the time to be shopping

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>>732558101
but what about this?

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This stuff.
Best thing I've ever used.
It's a skin softener but I've only ever used it for jacking it or anal... it's fucking amazing stuff.

my gf swears on vaseline

we tried other lubes too, silicon and water based, but she says vaseline is best for anaö

Vick's Vapor Rub is good for numbing the recipient, or even just getting rid of anal itching. You can try it as a soother too if you're the type who shaves their butthole.

>>732557640
dries out pretty fast and you need a lot of it

Get some baby oil just a drop or 2 to start and let the rest do the work I hate the feeling of thick lubes that just kinda stay on and up in side her it. Makes a mess and is more to clean up