ive fucked 5 girls already today how does that make u feel

>>732557568
makes me feel good about myself

>>732557568
Like I've read a work of fiction

>>732557568
I fucked my girlfriend three times. Wouldn't swap thanks. Good luck filling the dark void inside you with strange ass

>>732557568

Makes me feel great knowing I'm not a lying nigger.

>>732557568
Atleast some of the virgins on /b/, have a chance of going to heaven

>>732557963
/thread

>>732557568
skeptical

>>732557568
tell us more. why did you fucked 5 girls already and how

>>732557934
yeah i cant fuck girls i date
i like being single tho
sucks ur so beta u need to wife a girl

>>732557963
>>732558062
virgins lol

were u one of them u fucking trans fag

>>732557568
Not like a lying piece of shit

I'm so sorry for the last girl, because your testicles were empty of cum.

Wow, it takes me all day just to fuck one woman I know which is best too

>>732558125
1 girl i fucked early this morning before i came home
found another girl on tinder after i left her place and she stayed at my place and we fucked for hours
woke up and went to meet a girl i met on tinder and started talking to last night
got horny this afternoon and arranged a fuck with a girl i fucked a few weeks ago
found a couple on fabswingers and fucked the girlfriend
she was hot but it was creepy with the guy watchging
wouldnt do it again
im just really horrny right now

>>732558267
who gives a fuck
im not one of those losers who cant fuck after he cums

>>732558287
long sex sessions are only good if ur both loaded up on drugs

Pretty sure you're not telling us that one or two of them were dudes.

>>732557568
yet another lesbian.

>>732557568
Glad I don't have aids thanks

>>732558561
im not insecure in my sexuality
ive had sex with hundreds of faggots
but i was homeless and on drugs at the time
i am however straight and have a place to live so i have no reason to be fucking men anymore

but keep being mad that u cant get pussy lol

File: giphy (5).gif (2MB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 245x245px

Virgin4life

>>732558402
if u had sleep inbetween it´s not "today"

>>732557874
Lmao

>>732558486
your point

>>732559116
12am is today mate

>>732559224
nothing
i have to stay clean now tho
idk why im so horny
chem sex is the fucking best
turns them into complete whores

>>732557568
You only got laid because you look like a budget Kurt

>>732557568
Are you that bad at sex that you have to fuck a different girl each time ?

>>732557568
nothing. how is that my problem?

>>732559556
lol long blond hair
u look like kurt cobain
sure fam

>>732559672
no im a great fuck
i just dont want to fuck the same girl over and over
i dont even really wanna fuck the same girl twice
i wouldnt have today if i wasnt so horny

>>732559901
So you're fucking uninteresting cumbags. Wow. What an achievement.

>>732557568
is that you on the pic?

>>732557568
Nah.im sleepy.

>>732557568
Manlet, you have never HAD sex with anything other than your own hands. You are a metrosexual manshaver.

i cant even fap 5 times

>>732560116
they are interesting
cool as fuck and fun girls
whats uninteresting is ur fucking gf whos happy to have one mans dick in her all day
id never go for a girl like that
ive been forced into relationships but their not for me
im a free spirit

>>732560229
yes im gonna delete the pic tho im regretting it now

>>732560334
fuck u must look like shit
thats why ur not getting laid son

>>732557568
Happy that one less kid chose the easy way of life? Being a virgin is much harder than not these days.

>>732557568
I feel surprisingly free of stds.

>>732560539
age?

>>732557568
Makes me feel like it's summer.

>>732560592
<18, obviously.

File: Atrapitis.gif (67KB, 288x374px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 288x374px

>>732557568

>>732558138
explain how you cant fuck girls you date?

virgin whos never dated a girl i assume

>>732560546
ye i dont get how u can be a virgin now
whenever i want to get laid with a new girl i can find one in a few minutes
ur right

>>732560622
it is summer

>>732560592
of the girls or me

>>732560911
It's autumn here, and spring in the northern hemisphere. But then again, I expected nothing less from a retarded kid like yourself.

>>732560539
So you're saying you're "great at sex" but won't fuck "cool as fuck and fun girls" twice because... principles ?
Also, who said I had a gf ?
I'm not the one bragging about anything here.
You're just way to ridiculous to be credible. Also, get tested.

>>732560880
idk mate im pretty fucked up
i find it hard to have sex with girls i like
i prefer meeting random girls and fucking them
im pretty rough and abusive so thats probably why
i cant do to a girl i like what i like doing sexually

>>732560911
yours age

File: 1494714166043s.jpg (2KB, 125x70px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 125x70px

>>732561004
im calling bullshit. unlike most of the faggots on this site im able to maintain (actual) relationships and have hook ups. both have their ups

BUT, relationship has the bonus of getting comfortable and doing the weird shit

so either ur retarded or ur full of shit. choose wisely

>>732557934
This

>>732560999
because i dont want to?
idk why i just dont like fucking a girl twice
i guess i just feel like ive already fucked her now i want something new
i did fuck a girl ive already fucked today because i was talking to her on whatsapp and she made me horny

File: head banging.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>732561109
wrong webm

Old and glad that I'm not a minute man. 5 girls, it's before noon. Given minimal time for romance and assuming you woke up around 9... Dude, less than 15 minutes a piece?

I satisfied one woman this morning. I win.

File: 50673759.jpg (28KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 400x400px

>>732561118
nothing wrong w/ a bit of strange here and there

>>732561180
Shut up, Hugo.

File: boobknife.jpg (55KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 480x360px

>>732561137
>>732560999
what hes actually is saying is that he banged a girl once and she refused him after that- no guy turns down a seemingly regular lay

>>732561166
>romance
You don't do romance with one-night stands, retard.

File: 232d5eb7690592bfea503a92d2e69ef9_sweet-jesus-face-meme-on-all-the-rage-faces-because-pinterest-creep-meme-face_1500-1468.png (127KB, 1500x1468px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 1500x1468px

>>732561243
HEY, dont make me love the atomic bomb

>>732561109
lol ever fucked a girl high on ghb?
its because ur boring
i dont talk to boring girls
i let them know as soon as we start talking that im into hardcore dirty rough sex
if they dont like it then well stop talking
but a lot of girls are into it
u just sound really beta mate

>>732561166
im in england its nearly 6pm lol

>>732561263
i do
i turn down girls everyday lol
well i just ignore their messages i wouldnt reject them outright

File: images-2.jpg (3KB, 124x124px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 124x124px

>>732561272
he meant romance rhetorically as in introduce yourself, discuss the weather, consider taking your own life

retard

>>732557568
What are you running from anon?

>>732561298
I already love the atomic bomb, because it's good for wiping out legions of normie scum.

Your life like sex dolls dont count there fag

>>732561389
He didn't say that, did he? He specifically said romance.

Retard.

>>732561272
Yes you do. You want them to be wet. What's wrong with this generation?

File: 1494690430024.gif (56KB, 262x303px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 262x303px

>>732561363
so u just fuck fat bitches. gross

>>732561445
I'm saying most people don't, because they're not about romance.

Besides, I don't do one-night stands. I prefer to have one girl.

>>732561363
show peenor, i doubt 5 girls would fuck a dicklet

File: 1494771196757.png (221KB, 374x376px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 374x376px

>>732561439
do you not understand english

or what rhetorical means?

>>732558138
Underage b&

And you've payed 5 sluts already today
how does an empty wallet make you feel?

File: 68a1541348a2818b2dc0a505d8e7a9ff69257c81cb710a295c922b8a8c4e3f99.jpg (47KB, 625x337px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 625x337px

>>732561439
timestamp ur dick cassanova. put ur money where ur mouth is. btw how many girls have u banged since the thread started? 15? 11?

i bet ur hand wont even touch you

>>732561272
haha these guys are fucking losers mate
im not interested in girls who want romance
these virgins think u need to buy a girl dinner to get in her pussy

tinder
fabswingers

lots of dirty girls on those sites alone

>>732561519
haha the hate just because u fucking ugly fucks cant get laid

>>732561554
im 19

>>732561637
no hate my man. just bullshit

and we all know u can only pull ugly fucked up online bitches. the lowest of the lowest uncommon denominator

>>732561703
im good looking
i dont need to fuck ugly girls u loser
lol so mad

>>732561686
show feet please

File: images-6.jpg (2KB, 92x92px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 92x92px

>>732561771
timestamp dick and put ur money where ur mouth is

>>732561686
I hope you still enjoy this lifestyle after you grow up, fucking hoes is shite, it'd be easier to get off using an old fleshlight. Sex is only good when you like the person.

>>732561925
altho ive been shitposting that dude, we're gonna have to agree to agree that ur wrong

>>732561925
fuck what's better than that first lay or the first time u stick ur noodle in there and u can see the penetration reaction action on their face

>>732561925
no way
sex is best when ur both fuckin loaded on coke meth es and ghb
trust me
i can do the cuddling thing after sex too
but i was just in a horny mood today and just fucked and looked for the next girl

File: surprise.webm (1MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 852x480px

>>732557568
Acknowledged to put the diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder and Narcissism Personality Disorder.

>>732562101
haha already diagnosed with the borderline and a few others
not narcisistic though

File: 1407569491697.jpg (1MB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2560x1440px

>>732557568
I feel amazing. I've been tripping balls on mescaline all weekend. Later I plan on fucking my neighbor and tenant's crazy ass GF. I've been fucking her for a few weeks now. Actually they are technically broken-up right now, and you can probably imagine why. At least partially. As I mentioned she's crazy. Bipolar to be exact. It's fine though because I'm schizophrenic myself, and long ago accepted that my life is going to be short, and chaotic. I don't mind being brutally murdered for fucking another man's woman. I do feel like I am betraying someone who's been both fair with me, and a friend, so the way I see it I have it coming. It beats the more statistically likely alternative of being brutally murdered by strangers who assume that I'm dangerous and have it coming, or the other likelihood of dying by my own hand. At least this way my death will have some purpose no matter how pointless or fucked-up it is, plus at least I'm getting some enjoyment for a change. I do hope if it happens he can get away with it, otherwise I'm not worth it, though I doubt he'd believe my sincerity in saying that, and understandably so. We're all already dead anyway. None of us have ever lived and breathed in a world where we were not doomed from the start.

File: american-gods-ian-mcshane-slice-600x200.jpg (40KB, 600x200px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 600x200px

>>732561389
I do not think that word means what you think it means, but yes. Also in the sense of foreplay and making them and yourself enjoy the moment. If you just want to cum without the joy then buy a fleshlight.
Only a millennial would brag about taking the romance out of sex.

>>732562101
wow that is fucking gross
fuck off with that shit

>>732561978
>>732562022
>>732562100
Aight man, guess I just don't care to put my dick in trash that isn't worth my time.

File: Factpepe.jpg (40KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 657x527px

>>732562171
What a surprise, NOT.

File: Male1.webm (2MB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 852x480px

>>732562222

>>732562272
man gets quads and u trap him. cold blooded

File: Male.webm (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

>>732562312
Want some too ?

Glad I'm not any of those girls

File: nostalgia.jpg (29KB, 378x301px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 378x301px

>>732557568
>how does that make u feel

3x threesomes with my girl and 3 different girls we picked up, plus one more I solo'd while my girl took her boyfriend. ahhhh I miss my 20's.

>>732562368
the only trap ive seen that has legit hurt my brain was that randy taylor. ill take one of those

File: DemonicTranny1.jpg (495KB, 1280x1920px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 1280x1920px

>>732562471

File: ea8ac9a3b4ec4105a4c588a1ce35a5e5428f9f423e8245307e2a0964654acb50_1.jpg (36KB, 500x647px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 500x647px

>>732562540
idc its an ifunny meme, it works

jesus dude

File: Feminine penis.webm (1MB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x544px

>>732562652

>>732562425
sounds cool
ye i cant wait til im 21 and can just go to the best clubs with stuck up girls and get them completely wasted
maybe spike em
and fuck the shit out of them
i dont need to spike to get laid but the idea turns me on

fuck off with the tranny shit

File: 1407572754398.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>732562100
Meth and coke are horrible for sex long term. You may be able to get it up, and keep it up, but you won't be getting it off easily. Heroin is too, but with it you don't give a fuck anyway, and will be perfectly happy to fuck with a numbed dick for hours and hours with no chance of blowing a load, and if you do you won't feel it. You will be feeling the dope though, and that's all you'll ever care about feeling ever again anyway.

This life style will never lead to happiness

Sport fucking. What's the fun in that? Might as well buy a realdoll and a fancy sports car to show off. At least then he wouldn't leave a string of woman disappointed in a futile attempt to assuage your ego.

>>732562221
>Only a millennial would brag about taking the romance out of sex.

You've never met any married people have you?

>>732562689
Who the fuck?

>>732557803
/thread.

File: accept.png (146KB, 540x270px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 540x270px

literally a bootleg kurt cobain

>>732557568
I've only managed 3 in 24 hours. They were all hot as fuck, though. I'll never be able to do that again.

>>732562717
i dont cum for a long time but idc about cumming
i like degrading and hurting them
calling them sluts and shit
i dont care about busting a nut
i havent bust a nut most of the time today

>>732562839
>>732562845
try it

>>732563107
i wash my hair mate
im not kurt cobain

>>732562890
They don't brag about it. They mourn it.

>>732562697
ah yes, doing the ol' bill cosby, definitely not a rapist

>>732563169
Wait what, you have sex but dont even nut? lmfao so sex just gives a half chub or something?

File: FagsAreNotMentallyIll.webm (1MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x360px

>>732563046
Samantha Q

Suicidal

>>732562101
Sauce?

>>732562222
Check'd, and stop being a pussy, faggit

File: SarinaValentina.webm (2MB, 450x800px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 450x800px

>>732563413
Chanel Santini

>>732557568
Post more of her. Any ass pics?

>>732563318
Classic case if nymphomania. He doesn't even enjoy sex. That's why he's not satisfied. Also he's definitely lying. It's Sunday at noon. Saturday at 6 I'd believe. Where do you go to sport fuck this early in the day? Can you imagine the kind of girls in bars right now? The brunch crowd? Eww

>>732563223
haha nah id get raped hard in prison

>>732563318
sex isnt about nutting for me
i enjoy the process
idc if i cum
i never got whjhy guys are obsessed with cumming
>>732563391
fabswingers and tinder my man

File: 1720a4_5535923.jpg (36KB, 969x360px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 969x360px

>>732563169
>>732563318

>>732563505
lol fuck u nigga

>>732563507
its 6:27pm
im in the uk ffs

>virgin loner so desperate he tries to be someone else on a anonymous board

I am sorry your life has to be this shit OP

File: article-1222090-06E759D9000005DC-342_468x342.jpg (51KB, 468x342px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 468x342px

>>732563656
Oh, then that explains how you can get away with leaving so many drunk woman unsatisfied on a Sunday.

>>732563630
dont give women your lifeforce

>>732563480
Holy shit, blond is a good look for her

>>732557568

It makes me feel that you're full of shit, and a virgin.

File: EduardaRodrigues.jpg (553KB, 755x1133px) Image search: [Google]

553KB, 755x1133px

>>732563858
Brunette tranny Sarina Valentina is the best.
Also, a blonde tranny for you

Same bro high five

>>732563807
they werent drunk
they were high
and idc about satisfying them

>>732563923
go to a fucking tranny thread u faggot
post girls if u want to but fuck off with these titty men

>>732563993
yes bro

>>732557568
Would like to see OP's penis

>>732564065
High on what? You look like you share needles.

File: MickeyTits.jpg (108KB, 630x1034px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 630x1034px

>>732564065
Sorry, anon, here's a girl.

>>732563169
Nah I don't like hoes. But you seem aight op, fuck till you drop m8

Thought picture of was of a generic sissy boi until OP said it was a picture of him

>>732564189
speed coke weed and gbl
the couple and the actress had meth which is the best thing
ye i have shared needles lol

>>732564235
man ur so fucked up u actually think a man with tits is hotter than a real woman

>>732557568
Makes me feel like youre a lesbian

File: Hmmcat.png (188KB, 367x245px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 367x245px

>>732564416
Odds are you're just self-projecting now :)
>>732564235
>>732563923

>>732564390
thanks
i will

>>732557568
OP show some dick

>>732557568
So what? You look like a fag and you dont have a decent education. You fuck dirty chicks and you dont have healthcare. I bet you havent fucked a 7/10 at least. Youre not the coolest thing ever. You feel like youre so above and beyond with these virgins. But you are pathetic.

>>732557568
Ye right, them you woke up with the dick of your father in your mouth, and another one in your anus of your uncle.
Good luck with your aids fake Charlie Sheen

>>732564792
healthcare is free in england fam lol
all of the girls i fuck are beautiful mate
i just filter out the boring girls and go for the dirty perverted girls
ur one of those weirdos who thinks women are different to men
they like dirty chem sex too
ye i look like such a fag but i fuck models

>>732557568
Trans don't count fucktard

>>732557568
is that one of them ?

>>732557568 This girl is ugly. Are all the girls you have sex with look like this OP?

>>732557568
no you haven't
you use 4chan
so you're a virgin
and you'll die

>>732558138
Niggawhat? You 'can't ' fuck girls you date?

>>732565479
this

>>732558814
Was it daddy or uncle that gave you the bad touch?

>>732557568
congrats on no longer being a virgin OP

you'll learn it's better to go for quality than quantity, when the quality women see you smashing total nasty sluts then you will never get them

cringy

>>732557568
makes me feel like a supreme gentleman,


24, fucked none

>>732565247
Seriously bud how daddyfucked are you? I mean you look like you do, you're clearly very socially able, and yet you're so self destructive that not only are you racing your own dick to aids but you're bragging on here about it. I reckon I could tell your life story and it's not a happy one. Not being a cunt mate but you need help. The nhs isn't so fucked it can't help you

fuck i thought this was dead
>>732566931
nah i cant
once i like em i lose interest in sex with em

>>732567058
uncle
not blood uncle aunts husband haha

>>732567357
wow man how do u cope
why havent u had sex before

>>732567760
idk my dad mate lol
i think its more my mum whos a lovely woman but not very mumsy
well she wasnt growing up
she was only 15 when she had me
the nhs is trying to help me
but i dont want to be helped tbh
i like my life

>>732557568
anyone that goes on 4chan to say they fucked some chicks usually isn't true. Even if it was true it makes me feel cringe. Because again, you pick /b/ of all places to brag about it

>kek

OP how are the dick pics coming?

>>732557568
like this https://youtu.be/8HTVson6VPQ

>>732567936
Well you seem pretty resilient. You might make it through. But fuck the pain away doesn't work forever. I checked. Good luck I guess, at least you're not taking your shit out on innocent vanillas but seeking out people on a similar path. But what you're describing is flamboyant and drawn out suicide. I feel sad now

>>732557568
Working at a morge doesnt count you rectal discharge

>>732557568
I believe in a thing called love.

File: assassins creed wank.gif (469KB, 204x271px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 204x271px

>>732567357
>>732567803
it's really shit, im almost everyday reminded on the chances i had on some girls that didn't went far enough for sex.
It's always been my fault, im also not very open for new people

>>732568795
Goody. I believe in the Tooth Fairy.