sup /b/ I have my engrish exam tommorow my teacher view me as

>>732543824
When two parties are in a discussion and one makes a claim that the other disputes, the one who makes the claim typically has a burden of proof to justify or substantiate that claim especially when it challenges a perceived status quo

Try adding punctuation to your sentences.

>could you advice me some

Your teacher is right.
You can look up all the fancy words in the thesaurus but you still won't know how to put them together.

Read yourself. Add ponctuation. "I" not "i" even if you use it in the middle of a sentence.
Build your toughs, don't just write sentence after sentences.
If your ideas are linked, use link connectors (if that's called this way in english) like: therefor, thus, so, etc...
Then again read yourself, if your text doesn't seam clear to you, it certainly won't to someone else.

>>732543890
that was good one, anon
wrote it down

>>732543916
it's spoken exam anyway

Your English is shocking

No offense, but with the test so close you haven't much time. You're going to fail imo.

>>732543824
Always use the words premature ejaculation in any paper you write. Pedophilia diverticulitis and chlamydia are also good words to use and good paper topics.

>>732544306
roflmao

>>732543977
gib me some particular examples and I will remember them by heart

>>732543824
Maybe she is right after all. Thinking that smart words or phrases make you smart show that you think being clever is a superficial thing. Understanding complex phenomena and solving problems is being smart, my dear potato.

>>732543824
What country?

>>732544306
no bullying pls

If you need to argue something always attack the person's character. Tell your teach she is a stupid idiot so her side of the argument is stupid.

If that doesn't work call her a troll. Whoever calls the other person a troll first always wins the argument.

>>732543824
>i want to appear like a semi-retarded idiot who half-memorized a dictionary

>>732544536
my sides

The intelligencia is discussing fake news at the moment. Make your essay about fake news. It's the hottest shit, trust me.

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>>732544526
Bitch where the fuck do you think you are?

>>732544444
jesus fuck
never have quints been more tru

also,
>>732543824
your "exam" is an essay in 5th grade, right?
otherwise you better go wipe tables at mcdonalds.

>>732544495
belgiqe

>>732544444
sheeeeit

that make me LOOK clever to HER
I am pretty much aware of all my issues with engrish btw

>>732544826
Is that Belgium?

Then you are probably learning English english and not American english. Sorry, I can't help you. Those fuckers can't talk.

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>>732544536
>Tell your teach she is a stupid
that's what I am talking about
she is not native speaker neither and her arrogant behavior paired with incompetence pisses me off
so, I want to make her get off hight horse by using smartest vocabulary possible

>>732545228
No!!! I was joking!!!!
Can you pick which side you want on climate change?

>>732544956
>Those fuckers can't talk.
true

french native speakers imitating British Engrish
pronunciation are even more scary

Still, any amurican english proverbs, phrases are appreciated

>>732545301
basically I will express mainstream opinion by blaming everything on evil international corporations which destroying our nature, lol

>>732545710
Oh, then you got it made. Just memorize points on your argument. The internet was made for this.

Like this website:
https://grist.org/series/skeptics/

It explains how to argue climate change to a skeptic.

More pics like OP pls.

>>732543824
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

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>>732545903
finally something useful
thank you anon

>>7325438
niggers

>>732546053
fu2
ungrateful cunt

>>732546770
*hugs*

>>732543824
>Or at least not as good as other my nerdy classmates do

*well

shes right

>>732543824
>advice me

You're pretty retarded.

>The mayor's wife took the bottle of champagne and christened the ship and she slid into the sea.

>>732545228
>neither

You talk like a south Baltimore nigger.

>>732548107
what's wrong?
>>732547935
judge person based on one incorrect letter is a sign of retardness

>>732545228
A substantial vocabulary would make you appear well established but you cannot take that in overnight. Those words would only come off as pseudointellectual tryhard because even if you could know what a "gueridon" is, your teacher would most probably appreciate more a "small table". Having said that, post more women.

>>732543824
Read a fucking book once in your life

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>>732549076
good
anything else?

>>732543824
Your teacher is correct. Everything about your attempt to write a few sentences in English is terrible. You should just kill yourself you illiterate scum, the rest of us will be better off without you.

>>732544038
>ponctuation
>therefor
>sentence after sentences
>toughs
>seam
>read yourself
Kill yourself you illiterate fucking retard.

>>732549356
>said murican dumbass who red less than 10 books in his entire life

>>732543824
at the end of the essay, write:

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocoinosis

>>732545228
>not native speaker neither
>hight horse
>by using smartest vocabulary possible
You are seriously less intelligent than a week old pile of horse excrement.

>>732549471
>said murican dumbass who only can speak one language

>>732549745
elaborate

>>732545710
Mate you can't even write a sentence properly so good fucking luck.

>>732546041
The universe is not infinite, and humans aren't stupid. Its just the fucking retards on the internet who can't construct a legible sentence. I'm aware that this is a fake einstein quote.

>>732549844
thank you asshole anon

>>732548823
Its either you fucking uneducated piece of shit. What kind of retard does one have to be to not see that 'not neither' is obviously not correct English?

>>732549356
Its 'for once', not just 'once'

>>732549686
>red

>>732549801
I'm English and I speak three languages you fucking bucket of rancid mung.

>>732549421
Just use metaphors. Instead of saying that you seduced a woman, say that you deciphered her heart. Instead of saying that you are sad, say that you are filled with a hundred weeping clouds. Of course, don't go overboard. You are to appear effortless, not like you spent hours asking the best phrases on an internet anime message board. Post pleasing pictures and more may actually continue this

>>732550174
knowing 5 phrases in French and being able to count up to 10 in German is not really speaking those languages

>>732548823
>one letter

It doesn't even take a single letter to be incorrect English. Americans butcher the language constantly with simple intonation or lack thereof.

No one seems to understand nuance anymore. The English still use proper intonation on verb vs adverb and it sounds like a weird accent to Americans. Asians that learn the language understand it so much that they tend to feel that even the English butcher the language.

So, you're actually trying to say that using the completely incorrect WORD is fine?

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>>732550502
some of those metaphors sound really weird when I translate them to my native language

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>>732543824
Pirate an English vocabulary book. Never used it myself, but might this summer

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>>732543824

>taking this much time to troll /b/

>>732543824
I can already tell that you'll fail it.

>>732550818
Yes of course they will. In my native language, they sound ridiculous. But we're talking about english, and your teacher will appreciate if you use language that is not simply a translation of your own, but truly english. The dream is that you speak english not as a version of your mother tongue, but independently.

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>>732543824
undo the shoelaces on one shoe. walk into class and pretend you just now noticed. make sure you teacher is watching, then tie your shoe without drooling. retards cant do shit like that.