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You have 30 seconds to tell me why you don't own a gun to

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You have 30 seconds to tell me why you don't own a gun to protect your home and family and friends. Pic related, my Sig Sauer P230 SL 9mm.
>protip, you can't.
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>It's illegal here
>I don't get shot at when I leave my house
>I don't need to rob anyone
>It would be more of a danger to me, than to anyone else
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>>732542791
For fucks sake, you socially-stunted preteen tards. Give it a goddamned rest for five minutes.

You're on fuckng /b/, jerking off to facebook photos, kid.
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>>732542791
That isn't a good home defense weapon (not terrible for CC though)
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I don't have the $$ to buy a gun
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>>732542931
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>>732542791
>not chambered in superior 380

Lol cuck.
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>>732542791
Oh. Great. This thread again. How innovative.
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>>732542992
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>>732542791
Do want a gun, but live in a good enough area that I can't justify what is essentially a niche, luxury purchase, when I could buy fake guns and have more fun shooting plastic pellets at twelve year olds than shooting steel at paper.

Someday, OP, I will stop sucking cocks and get to the range, but that day is not today.
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>>732542968
7 round capacity, small frame, shitty HD weapon
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>>732543106
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>>732543144
Airsoft isn't good HD either
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>>732543214
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>>732543255
Can't help you with your autism, maybe hit the hugbox.
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>>732542992
380 is trash. I'm so glad that I got a 9mm instead.
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>what
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>>732542791
Gubment won't let me...fucking assholes
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>>732542791
Illegal here, dont get shot when I leave my house, and suicide rates are that much higher when you compare normal households to the ones with a gun. Id fucking shoot myself on a bad moment.
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>>732542888
>more of a danger to me
Yeah I know what it's like to be an alcoholic who uses a gun as a bar of soap, toothbrush, and my house slippers.
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>>732542791
I do have a gun. S&W SD40VE.
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I just got the SIG P229 Elite in .40 S&W
I fucking love it. The fucker is heavy, so it barely jumps at all when you shoot it.
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>>732542791
If you dont want the 8 year olds calling everyone in the thread an 8 year old >>>/k/
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>>732542791
because i don't, nor want to, live in amerifat
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>>732543346
9mm Kurz IS .380
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>>732542791
Who am i protecting myself from? Jehovah's whitnesses? Postal workers? The pizza delivery brah? Zee germans??
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>>732542791
ITT: Children google pictures of guns to impress other children on the internet.
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>>732543626
The mudslimes, niggers, and spics.
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>>732543718
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>>732543346
9mm kurz is .380 you retard
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>>732543747
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>>732543741
Wrong nigger. I'm Italian.
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>>732542791
/K/ here

Sig p230's are not chambered in "9mm"
They are chambered in "9mm kurz" which is actually a .380acp.
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>>732543868
>>732543903
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>>732543718
Whats that? The names you gave to the monsters in your closet? Fuck off with your narrow minded nonsense. I need to protect myself like lexington steele needs an extra 6 inches on his cock. Aint nobody coming to do me harm
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>>732542791
I want to die.
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>>732543541
Nice! Yeah I love the weight of my Sig Sauer P230 SL.
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>>732542968
>>732543127
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>>732543791
hh-how many pics of middle school boys do you have on your computer Anon?
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>>732543939
the first legit reply to this thread
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>>732543951
i kno rite lol
those nigers better look out lol
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>>732543903
/k/ rescuse /b/ from ops faggotry and what do you know /k/ is right

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SIG_Sauer_P230
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>>732544045
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>>732543953
Whats a matter you little shit? Cant stand to hear the truth?
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I love how UK fags don't know they can have guns.
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>>732544132
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>>732544139
The sheer ammount of little boys you have saved is a little unsettling. I know people on be like the pedo bear but i though that was mostly just the russle the mods jimmies
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Don't have the money to buy a decent hand gun because I am poor. Saving up for one though.
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>>732544258
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>>732544009
>>732544070
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>>732544156
Anon, a police officer called the house today...Should I be worried?
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>>732544295
At least its not another boy
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>>732544373
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A 40 or 45 if for home defense has more stopping power. 9mm has penetration and velocity. Likely to go through a wall and hit a neighbor vs stopping an intruder. Ideally a good shotgun with alternating slugs and scatter loads . Honestly my first round is a rubber slug followed by steel ball.
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>>732544411
*sigh*
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>>732543705
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>>732542791
You have 30 seconds to post a thread with something other than stale copypasta and get more than six replies.
>protip, you can't.
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>>732543932
My guess is you live in a predominantly white neighborhood.
I gotta put up with junkies and thugs when I leave my house. The store I go to buy groceries has cars stolen out of the parking lot every day. My friends have gotten their vehicles jacked at red lights. So yeah. I carry a gun because of niggers and spics. As for the mudslimes, I'm not gonna wait for San Bernadino 2.0 and take a bullet instead of being prepared.
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>>732542791
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>>732544558
I have lived in the ghetto my entire adult life. There is nothing to be afraid of. Just because you are afraid of the boogie man doesnt mean you need to be loaded out like your about to storm omaha beach every time you leave the house
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>>732542791
Because I don't need one.
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>>732544676
Having a .40 on my hip isn't "loaded out" like I'm "about to storm Omaha beach" you autist. It's not about being scared. It's about being ready. You don't say a cop is scared for having his gun while he's on duty do you? No. He's ready to deal with shit when it pops off.
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>>732544798
>>732544676
>>732544558
>>732543932
>>732543718
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>>732544798
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>>732544798
Its called sarcasim, dullard. A cops job is to be in situations where a gun might very well be a nessicary tool to have. Going to work at mcdonalds is not. The fact of the matter is most cops, at least where i am from, go through their entire career without firing a shot thats not on the range.
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i live in poland ;_;
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>>732544983
>nessicary
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>>732544983
It's exaggeration, not sarcasm, dumbass. I am a cop. Never had to discharge my weapon either. Doesn't mean I'm not ready to.
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>>732544983
>sarcasim
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>>732545063
>sarcasim
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>>732544331
Are you black?
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I do own a number of firearms, but we're all already dead anyway. What is there to defend or protect? We have always been doomed, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
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>>732545073
>I am a cop

Ok, the thread has officially hit full autism.
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>>732545164
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>>732545073
If you werent ready to you have no business being a cop in the first place just as much as if you are eagerly looking for situations where you could. Like i said a gun is a nessicary tool for a cop. Its not for anybody else in their daily civilian life. Period.
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>>732545073
>cop here
>just decided to take a few minutes away from high-speed chases and beating down punks
>to give some rates to pics of girls from facebook
>and argue with a few 13 year olds about firearms
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>>732545203
>hurrdurr cops need guns, u dun
>oh ur a cop gotta deflect with autism now
Ishiggydiggydo
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>>732542791
Because my katana skill is over 100, and my mastery of uzimakagenoryu jutsu makes me a lethal force to be feared by all.
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380 auto and 9mm are the same bullet, just less behind it.
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>>732542791
Mine for home defense. It has a bit of kick. Come at me bro.
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>>732545336
>>732545343
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>>732542791
>30 seconds to tell me why you don't own
>you can't
10/10 bait. Well done, anon.
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>>732545063
>>732545095
Thanks grammar sheriff tommy lee jones. 4chan is better of with you on the job
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>>732545279
I'm sure those 2 doctors in boston would disagree with you now (if they could)
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>>732545374
No worries, son. They'll cover those words when you get to high school.
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>>732545164
put the grip back on that AK, you bastard
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>>732542791
Because I live in an all white community where we can leave our cars and front doors unlocked. The worst we ever see is the occasional domestic violence case. And even they are handled discretely.
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>>732545279
Because no one has their home broken into ever. George Zimmerman wasn't almost killed by a niglet and only survived because he had a gun.
That's how sarcasm works, btw.
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Gun r bad. Me no like.
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>>732545439
>>732545441
>>732545451
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>>732545451
So lets have firearms scattered all over the home on the off chance somebody tries to steal your stamp collection
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>>732542791
If you want to pretend you have guns,
pretend you have guns over on
>>>/k/

Seriously, you lonely teenage spergs.
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>>732545437
I sure hope i get there, they held me back twice in grade 7. This year is my year though, I know it
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>>732544798
So you too go knowingly and deliberately into dangerous areas and situations? The cop is doing his job you are just fagging around playing maveric
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>>732545748
Who do you imagine you're talking to right now? Picture the guy you're replying to. What do you think he looks like? Really, I'd like to know.

Because SPOILER:
>he lives with his parents, just like you do
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>>732545615
Nice strawman, libcuck.
It's to protect myself, my family, and my possessions. The life of my family and our possessions are worth more than the life of some thug trying to break into my house.
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>>732545824
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>>732545753
Its my parents fault i was born this stupid. So i make up for it by being an unashamed biggot and carrying a howitzer in my pocket at all times in case an 'urban youth' looks at me funny
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>>732545439
>thinks an SKS is an AK

And no, I didn't modify it to accept AK mags. It's one of the Chinese models that accepts them without modification. It was the first rifle I bought when I turned 18. Those things were dirt cheap and plentiful in the mid-90s. I only paid $85 for it.
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>>732545888
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>>732545748
I live in a dangerous area.
>>732545808
I'm 23 and live with 2 roommates in our house. Nice deflect though.
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>>732545935
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>>732542791
I'm European and guns are illegal in this country. Unless it's a hunting rifle.
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>>732542791
I go through suicidal phases and would probably use it on myself...
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>>732542791
Well I'm gonna be part of my local police force(NYPD) in 3 years so I don't have to worry about owning a gun when they just give them for free. Also any NYPDfagd here? What gun do you get when you're offduty?
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>>732545824
And that right there is why muricans should be sent to the bottom of the sea. Give the land back to the animals i say, because its wasted on the wankers that live on it now
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>>732545935
>I live in a dangerous area
>sometimes there are broken bottles on the sidewalk between my house and the bus stop
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>>732542791

That's a good gun but it's a .380acp, not a 9mm. Same diameter bullet but much lower sub-sonic velocity. A weapon like that is a responsibility, you really ought to know more about it.
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>>732545824
>>This

OP - how does the 230 SL carry? Love my 226 but it's shit for carrying
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>>732542791
I traded stocks for awhile so I didn't have one :P
Seemed like a healthy choice.
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>>732546036
If you're cuck enough to let some nigger steal your hard-earned shit, you don't deserve to live. But then again, the concept of "hard-earned" is probably foreign to a basement dweller who eats only hotpockets your mommy buys you.
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>>732542791

I own a shitty .380
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>>732546046
Its mah god given right cause the founding fathers wanted people to be able to repel the british reinvation that never happend
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>>732545824
>being this scared of life.
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Guns are illegal to carry in Greece without a license, which is hard as fuck to get. And as you already know we can't afford shit here.
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>>732546194
Your inbredesness is showing
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>>732546194
>cuck
>nigger
>basement dweller
>hotpockets
>mommy

Ok, so you are literally 12 years old.
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>>732546026
Wouldn't recommend NYPD if you value your life. Unless you have a couple years before you join, it's not worth it. BLM killing cops and shit. Antifa being daily cunts. I'm in the military and when I get out I'm going back home to Boston to work at their PD.
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>>732546313
Can't argue with facts so gotta go with the original insult of calling me a 12 year old. Gtfo newfag.
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>>732542791
Why can't teenage boys define firepower?
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>>732545986
>legal

When are you going to realize that the normal rules don't apply to you?
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>>732546206
...that never happened until 1812.
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>>732545164
whats the name of the green and black guns on the left?
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>>732544258
Dude seriously just get a Hi-Point or a Taurus
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>>732546476
If the baby shoe fits
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because I'm not an americunt. The cops in my country don't even carry guns
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>>732546669
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>>732546689
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>>732546699
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>>732546713
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>>732546649
Cucks* not cops.
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>>732546142
I'm tripping balls on mescaline right now. I got to say that's one of the coolest things I've seen all weekend. I literally cannot stop smiling at it.
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>>732546750
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>>732542791
im canadian
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>>732546194
>if you're cuck enough
>basement dweller who only eats hotpockets
>mommy

You have to go back
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>from Romania
>Too poor to buy gun
>Cop too poor to buy gun
>Robber too poor to buy gun
I'll just stick with my neighbours metal pipe I stole last week thanks
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCKS! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT GUNS! THIS IS ALZO ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS THAT SEALED OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
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>>732542791
i live in a civilised part of the world
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>>732546767

Of course you are, son.
Of course it is, son.
Of course you can't, son.

>guise im so high right now lol guise
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>>732542992
>>732543006
>>732545824
>>732546194
>>732546313
>>732546750
>>732546805
>>732546840

I thought the whole 'cuck' thing was over. Or are we using it ironically now, like pretending we're all frustrated teenagers shouting CUCKFAGET at people. I honestly can't tell any more.
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>>732546961
cuck never really died out but I'm pretty sure its used ironically
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>>732544798
I love how you throw the police into this when U.S. policing is dog shit in comparison to the rest of the modern world and they don't use firearms.....
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>>732546961
To be honest, I have no fucking clue.
Most of the time it is used by people who think it is the most offensive word in existence
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>>732546961
>>732546992
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>>732546608
I dunno, how about The Green Toothed Jap, and Over-Priced_Thumb-Rest?
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>>732545073
>I am a cop
No m80 you are a class traitor
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>>732546869
Wow...keep em coming.
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>>732545824
As I already pointed out, we're all already dead.
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>>732546961
Spoken like a true cuck. Cuck.
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>>732546961
>cuck
Kids learned it from other kids on the playground.
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>>732542791
I'm not a manchild who thinks violence solves problems
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>>732547713
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>>732547713
>[euphoria intensifies]
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>>732547713

Violence does solve problems. You are ust looking for alternatives to the most immediate mitigating action.
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>>732547904
just let cringe 404 you actual autists
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>>732547196
>No m80 you are a class traitor

Uh yea, he just said that he was a pig.
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>>732548120
Oink oink faggot.
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>>732548120
>>732548162

Also, I'm a horny 18yo female volleyball pro from Malibu Beach.
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>>732548194
One of my cats is named Malibu. I didn't name her. The bipolar as fuck bitch I am fucking named her. I get to stick my dick in her, and my neighbor gets to put up with her crazy and meanness. I am coming out on top here, despite the cat with a retarded name. Plus I suck at naming pets.
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>>732548709
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>>732548709
that's nice, son
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>>732548709
>One of my cats is named Malibu
>I get to stick my dick in her
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>>732542791
Because it's illegal without a gun license and a secure storage facility, and guns are very expensive here and you can only own certain types of guns anyway.
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>>732544132
They're not edgy enough to need them.
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>>732549781
Where's here?
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>>732542791
I own several

M&p shield 9mm (edc)
Glock 21sf
Savage 12 ga
Stevens 16 ga
Ruger 10/22

Pics available upon request.
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>>732549876
None of your business (and obviously not America), is where. Get with the program, anon.
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>>732549980
>If I want to protect, I can just kick ass without a gun.
You're a basement-dwelling neckbeard and you fucking know it, faggot.
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>>732551104
Calm down sugar tits just curious if you were talking about the UK because if you were you would be full of shit.
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>>732545906
Fuck you youfucking piece of shit. I want an SKS D model so fuckin bad
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>>732551416
I know what I'm talking about, and no, it's not the UK. So you asked just because you wanted to call me out because why? Because you need to stroke your pathetic little-man-syndrome-infected ego? Grow the fuck up, kid.

And for the record, my tits are more sugary than yours will ever be.
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>>732552075
Maybe if you didn't come across as such a bellend in the first place people wouldn't talk to you like you was one.
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>>732542791
I don't live in a third world country like somalia or usa.
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>>732542791
nice walther pp rip off there
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>>732552286
>
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>>732542791
people where im from know who i am and know better than to fuck with my home
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>>732542791
too poor and can't be arsed getting a permit
I also live in the second safest country in the world so I don't need that
and yes I typed that in 30 seconds I'm fast
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I can't afford one at the moment. Just moved into a new place and I need couches and a TV before I need to get a gun. Was thinking about getting an M1 Garande or Carbine clone, something functional that will look nice mounted over my fireplace.
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>>732553061
so what happens to those who fuck with ur home?
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>>732553359
I ring a bobby m8
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>>732544558
kek,
make murica great again etc
fml
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>>732553903
haha thats weak
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>>732553903
cuck
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>>732554391
>>732554031
t. wannabe murderer
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>>732542791
I don't have a home, family, or friends to protect. ;)
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>>732554657
??
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>>732554780
sad story
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>>732542791
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Because I'm not a pussy.
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>>732554979
now this is a happy person
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>>732554979
Let's all get hopped up on NyQuil and show off our handguns. I have some Xanax, let me get my nunchucks.
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>>732555116
good luck with that
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>>732555169
yup

just finished my ice cream...now have ice cream soup

fuck I love breakfast
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>>732542791
I live in Canada. We can own guns for recreational use, and no ones going to fault you for defending yourself in your home if you must.

We have crazy extreme radical beliefs like "not being afraid of insanely unlikely events" and "not giving guns to people who are mentally unstable or have a violent history."

We somehow arent getting shot by criminals in disproportionately high numbers compared to the rest of the world like america does.

Im honestly fine with you having a gun to defend your family. My favourite reckt videos by far are punk ass criminals getting shot in the face. All power to you.

But your 2nd amendement rights give that opportunity to too many people who should not have guns. I also think you overreact about the dems. They dont want to take your guns away and they have been extremely clear on that. They want to remove the "basic human right" so high risk people cant get them.

Also dont get me wrong. Im politically center and can go for hours about bullshit the left overreacts about too so if youre right winged im not singling you out.

But chill, if youre a good citizen you wont lose your damn gun.

Also I do own a gun and id be hella pissed if they took it away. Feel i should point that out.
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>>732555169
The rooms the suicide note.
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>>732555116
Under8ed post.
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>>732555397
Why are you eating yourself to death? You have the gun.
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>>732542791
9mm kurz? How does it compare to Walther?
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>>732555487
ahh u used the 8.... very smart
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>>732555474
>>732555645
it's not that big a deal...so yes a take a couple meds...and?
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>>732555738
I dont use it often, and it felt kinda good. Is this what being a faggot feels like? Damn!
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>>732555738
Don't work harder ; work smarter.
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You do realise that if you subtract African American shooters from the stats, you are no more likely to be shot in USA than in the civilised world ?

America's problem is not "guns" it's "niggers with guns"
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>>732555777
Are they on top of a literal suicide note, or do you think the anime dolls suffice?
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>>732555838
Differentfag but...

Again being on the stance of cool with guns but being better on control...

Where are they getting them? Break and enters?

If owning guns was more strict you think maybe theyd have less access?

Honest question here... Looking to converse not condemn.
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Because it's illegal to own handguns in this country - because we're not idiotically obsessed about guns like the US.
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>>732542791
That pistol was designed for 380 auto.
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>>732555777
if the bandits dont get scared away by ur gun, u can always scare them away with ur meds, nice to have a backup plan
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Cause I use booby traps and pitfalls around my house instead
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Haha, murica! You're funny.
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Illegal here in UK and also the majority here aren't fags who need weapons like guns to fight anyway.
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>>732555962
I'm a tad overweight....but I play tennis and ride the horse pretty frequently...

also...I am safe as fuck from kidney stones or kidney infections

and I have a cat which purrs at the proper frequency for healing muscle pain
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>>732556091
oops...forgot pic
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>>732555973
>I'm an unarmed peasant, at the mercy of my bettes
>that makes me better than those dumb Americans

Lol
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>>732556091
poor horse....
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>>732555777
ohh double trips
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>>732556091
Your cat does what? What medicines are you on? Should you be allowed to own that thing?
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I'm about to buy a Smith & Wesson shield 9mm. Saw a bunch of reviews online and they say for the price it's a great gun. After mail and rebate it's less than $250 is it worth it for anyone who owns a gun? This would be my first gun purchase
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>>732556123
must suck to live with so much paranoia
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>>732542791
>p230
>home defense

It's like you want to get robbed.
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>>732556121
You don't have a cat. That's you're lunch. Admit it.
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>>732556212
>>732556176
>>732556171
no I am totally fine don't worry

I'm safe from heartburn and also from the Uchiha clan
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>>732556362
Don't heart burn meds kill your kidneys?
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Hey, let's play the statistics game!

How likely am I to get shot? Is it... twice as likely as an american? Four times? A hundred times?

Nah - I'm 100 times LESS likely to get shot through not living in America.
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>>732556321
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>>732556362
haha ur funny man
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Dont need a gun, no threats here.
-Europe, socialist country.
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>>732556510
A million..
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>>732556580
Does it tell you to do bad things?
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>>732556510
hey! but guns are fun man, dont forget that
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>>732556659
>believing false stats
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>>732556701
Fake news.
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>>732556597
i bet u are fun at partys
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>>732556451
i'm not too worried....Azo helps urinary tract pain

also my teeth feel FRESH now....though right after cranberry juice...kind of sick
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>>732556808
What do the dolls tell you to do?
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Because I don't need a gun to defend myself, my own two hands are good enough
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>>732542791
An expensive hobby for a rare crime.
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>>732556867
nothing really...they make me feel calm

my wife thinks I "overdo" it sometimes....so I finally caved and decided to make her feel safer
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>>732556944
ooo we have a ninja in the house
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>>732556971
holy crap!? u got a wife!?
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>>732542791
too poor. thanks obama
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>>732556971
sorry deleted pic
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>>732542791
>and family and friends

so they aren't easy to access by retards
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>>732542791
Burgerfag here in red state. It was less work getting a handgun here than renewing my DL from another state. I also own a 12 ga shotgun loaded with 00 buck for when the nigger brings a friend. It's foolish to not own a gun for HD.
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>>732542791
Because I'm still building mine
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>>732557086
yeah....she likely won't let me take pic...so you'll have to either just believe of tell me gtfo

anyway...can't be too safe...the sun is bad for lips as well
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>>732557282
my man ;)
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>>732557282
yeah
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>>732557335
hehe nice
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>>732557323
your gonna shoot youre eye out kid
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>>732542968
>implying he's wrong
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On probation. Have a bunch in storage. They take you constitutional right when you are on it.
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>>732557323
using legos?
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>>732542791
I own several guns, but I only use one regularly, the M&P shield. It doesnt make sense to have more than one gun, because you need to train hard with each gun you own to get good at using it in a stressful situation. I train with the gun I'm going to carry most often. Live in a concealed carry state and have a permit that is valid in 39 or 37 (why isnt it 50???) other states.
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>>732544432
please actually educate yourself before you repeat bullshit you've heard other people say
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>>732557473
ok so this was terrible....our marriage certificate with names blocked of course...best prrof I can offer at the moment

so I was cooking ginger-soy chicken fried rice years ago...I have NO fucking clue why this was on the counter but I spilled melted butter on it

hence the stains
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>>732557660
what is an m&p shield?
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>>732557660
>It doesnt make sense to have more than one gun
yes it does
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>>732557786
ooo u even got a microscope!
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>>732557166
how much are you spending on H?
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>>732542791
I'm poor
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>Because owning a shit tier home defense weapon is the way to protect your life, home, family and friends

Remain pleb.
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>>732558094
u dont even make sense to ur self
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>>732558094
shit-tier. i have claymores at the doorstep to every entrance in my house. completely safe from intruders. get on my level
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>>732558277
claymores as in swords?
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>>732557969
it's hers...she's a biologist near finished with her PhD
>>732557976
I don't touch needles...I used to be heavy on Norco...now I still carry it because I am a psychotherapist and have a couple of opiate users as clients....ben sober 7 years and loving it

sometimes this dude comes and hangs with me
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>>732557858
A poorfag gun.
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>>732558389
ur an interesting fellow
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>>732558355
exactly. they see them and just wanna go home and play dark souls. perfect defense
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I've got a Glock 17 and a 43 on me. Why should I tell you that?
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>>732558520
hahaha
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I live in a city full of old white people.
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>>732558578
ur safe then , unless a horde of fiends comes by one day
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>>732547713
Violence does solve problems. It may not be a good solution, or the solution most people want, but over the course of history it has solved a lot of problems.
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>>732558459
truth be told...all "imply" aside....I am a normal mother fucker

all those pills were actually for pain relief and migraines...I have thoracic outlet syndrome in left shoulder from a nasty dive I took off the horse...and migraines also ensued

I just have tons of interests....been riding english seat since I was a week kid...I drive a Camaro (which not everyone loves...but then I didn't buy it for everyone)

I also lovce anime, games, and a shitload of nerdy stuff

also...I can cook like a mean mofo

sorry for slightly dirty counter
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>>732558746
true
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>>732558757
ur a bro bro :)
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>>732558832
On a large scale look at WWII. Violence solved the Axis problem. On a smaller scale there was a home invasion on Oklahoma a while back where one guy with an AR shot three invaders. Both of those are good examples of violence solving problems. Nothing else would have worked.
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