Vocaroo thread Post a sentence for me to say

>>732542356
"Lopus riecht nach Senf"

>>732542356
"Traps are gay~"

>>732542356
Jesus Christ anon, you're such a fucking faggot, holy shit

>>732542556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCaQ4suz0X

>>732542582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X6cQhvnXtw

>>732542689
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04gCt69uhls

Unban Adamska

>>732542938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00PeH9zWyTS

>>732543079
umm go somewhere else for that plz

>>732542760
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a 9yo girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

You're all sick in the head.

>>732543162
this. reroll

>>732543162
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02Z0cUmJYIi

>>732542356
"ich moechte diesen teppich nicht kaufen"

>>732543261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xrkV27jjFb

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>>732543240
it's a pasta from >>>/bant/446963

pls vocaroo this pasta >>732543162

>>732543336
O.O but thats to loooooooooooooong can I say just a small sentence of it? pwetty pwease?

>>732542356
> the ragged rascal around the rugged rock

in an Afrikaans accent né.

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>732543395
anyway you like

>>732543309
thank you, very appreciated

>>732543444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12wAYYTJSXw

>>732543426
o-o must I do it all?

"That's never going to fit."

>>732542356
year of the linux desktop

(lee nuks)

>>732543565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YMBJOavRyB

>>732543559
Please fullfill his little virgin dream

>>732543570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a1eUwIocaU

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>>732543548
t-thanks...

>>732543690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06A6bAIz7NK

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you.

>>732543725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K1XPdMKp0w

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>732543795
;w; wha?

>>732543894
sowwy?

>>732543898
>>732543922

Both of these r pastas I think

oniichan!? (flustered)
why are you fapping to lolicon porn when you can use your adorable little sister instead?
b-baka~!

>>732543983
phew also im to laaazy to read all XD

The only way I can orgasm is during flashbacks of my dad raping me.

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>>732543983
oldfag here. yes they are all pastas

>>732543985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OwvFniB50J

>>732544061
;w; good

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say, "please be patient i have autism" please and thank you

>>732544160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0krUOXwi2sm

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>>732543985
this feels wrong, even for me being a lolicon.

>>732544218
^w^ sowwy to make you feel awkward anon sama

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>>732542356
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s00PeH9zWyTS
wuss poppin b
"5 poppin' 6 droppin
crip killa till my casket drop
5 alive 6 must die
rest in piece to OG tye"

"Oh, so you are a DJ? Maybe I can come to your place and you can teach me how to make some music? Jeff-man-kun?"

I need this to prank my friend girlfriend. Please hold back a little so she doesnt destroy him.

>>732544279
huh?

>>732544305
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jrgo8yVwV8

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>>732544269
>>732544190
dont worry, thank you for the vocaroo, i´m going to save it if die, my girlfriend found it and killed me see ya.

Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again.

>>732544403
oki doki anon chan

>>732544422
Q^Q dont die tho

>>732544409
Thank you so much, can't wait to fuck his life up...I mean, prank him

>>732544429
X3 aww

>>732544510
anon chan be nice

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>>732544481
if she found it, she is going to kill me in my sleep so, not much i can do

I love pedophile cock

>>732544566
lol hide

>>732544576
;-; i cant say that...

>>732544649
Please?

>>732544697
fineeee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5VV6DpeBH

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>>732544626
what is life with out some risk anon

my dad has a large cock, it makes mommy cry

>>732544759
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cAIEZzI8XY
Also call me Ninster :P

>>732544808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iAQmOIXfg3

>>732544879
but good kinda cry, especially when it's huge tip goes between her pussy lips

>>732544945
;^; I refuse to dub this sir!

>>732542356
"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Say Senpai in an annoyed voice

>>732545044
I'm a little bitch for not doing what I'm told

>>732544552
Alright, I am back. Turn out her girlfriend is smarter than I think, I need a final blow:

"The channel name is Xykon isn't it? That sound very strange, but I like it. I'll sure to be check it out later!"

Please, my princess, finish this

>>732544828
exactly extreme fun, its like a perpetual russian roulete, also ok... ninster... i will stay around here some more

>>732545050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Inph4oSjWz

>>732545087
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QJ78MlKZDe

>>732545096
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NQJH71V3AS

>>732545113
yes senpai xD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QxFvllp8cb

>>732542356
The entirety of Kill Yourself by Bo Burnham

>>732545149
aww cute thank chu! but i soon gtg ;w; stupid physics instructor is coming

>>732545365
Holy shit his girlfriend just hanged up on me

My sides is out of the orbits here, but I gonna go warm him b4 the tsunami hits

see ya later, peace homie!

>>732545423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bXVowT21Hj

Also ! could you pwetty pwease tell everyone i got to go and that ill be back in 2 hours that would be awesome if you did !

>>732545487
bye bye

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>>732545426
tell him you gotta do more dubs ninster

>>732545487
Make a thread out of it. I wanna see the carnage.

>>732545547
Baka~ I need to get a good grade or else I might fail class~ so behave senpai~ also pwease let all know that ill be back in 2 hours cao~

>>732545566
huh

>>732545566
Must obey the double dubs
>>732545487

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>>732545621
ah... i cant do that sorry. i have reasons

Good morning onee-san hope you slept well

>>732545644
x3 lol brb in 2 hours

>>732545717
pwease i believe in chu

>>732545735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V7PFVLIQaV

Lo fi is for the dead and uncreative

>>732545976
ok?

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>>732545845
ah... sorry... its hard to explain nin-chan

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Your favorite wrestling body? Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)
Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'

>>732546145
*hugs you* are you a shy one ? Like me?

>>732546195
;w; can I have you as my boy toy xD jk jk an sex toy would be enough :3

>>732546145
Grade-failing PTSD?

still there?

>>732546195
This copy pasta is beautiful btw

>>732546341
no we just have a fucked up teacher whos high 24-7 and one day she is in a good mood the other she isnt so it depends on her mood for my grades

>>732546463
yea im waiting for him to arrive ;w;

>>732546490
lol to lazy to dub besides ill do it later :3

No, Don, DONT!! Stop, please... Not my butt,..

OWWW OWWW!!

>>732546609
It's fine ninster-neechan it's tomato btw ;)

>>732546609
Pls don't dub that whole thing I don't want you to hurt your throat

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>>732546234
*shy hug* i cant interfere sorry... i know you understand its hard to explain why nin-chan

>>732544743

Not the requester, but..
THANKS!!!! so HOT

>>732542356
onii chan, were you trying to spill your cum all over my clothes? you want mama to catch us?

>>732544879
Oh, Ninster!!

You are so hot!!

Please.
"ay b, this Jay from the Bronx and you deadass watching Disney channel"

Don't die on us

>>732543162
gonna need the full version of this. in exchange of a free drawing highcrafter at tutamail dotcom

Communism will win