I had my first MMMF foursome last night, ask me anything.

Were you the girl?

Were you the girl?

Were we the girl?

Was there a girl?

Girl the you were?

>>732534770
>>732534854

No i wasn't the girl, i was one of the men, or the boy more likely, because i was 10-12 years younger then all of them

what is love?

>>732535032

baby, don't hurt me, no more

you get any dick?

>>732535054
*initiates beat*

>>732535074

we were all heteros, just for the woman's pleasure

So how long did she watch why they finger-cuff'ed you?

>>732534709
cuck much?

>greentext it nao

>>732534709
>ask me anything
How did it feel to be rubbing flesh with other dudes, getting their ballsacks against yours, and smelling their cum? Faggot.

>>732535112
>we were all heteros
>were
>were
>were

>>732535193

We came on the woman's face, so she was the only one smelling cum ;)

>>732534709
Fag!

>>732535288
so was the girl your GF or Mom?

>>732535298

Dont' be rude... or jealous ;)

How'd it feel being pegged by a girl while 3 dudes jerked off on your face

>>732535288
dacirclejerkin?

>>732534709
>I had my first foursome last night with a trap, ask me anything.
fixed it for you.

>>732535358

They were a married couple and the husband invited me and an other dude, to fuck her wife all together.

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4chan lets roll
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com

>>732534709
what position were you? like anal, vag, or mouth

>>732534709
>I had my first sexual encounter with other men last night and tell myself it wasn't gay because there was one woman involved, ask me anything.

>>732535112
Not any more huh. Did you suck on some grandpa cock in the heat of the moment?

>>732535112
are you still hetro?

>>732535491
> O.P pics or it didn't happen

>>732535427
>>732535480

4chan at its finest

>>732535561

Every one of us was in every position, like vag, anal, blowjob, etc. But I got more blowjob than the other, I think she liked my young cock.

>>732535712
she/you did ATM?

>>732535602

I didn't interact with any male genitals, so I'm fine thanks. And they were like 30-35 years of age.

>>732535817
and the others? did they?

>>732535712
Ah, so your dick was swimming in all the other dudes' pre-cum that was in her orifices.
>B-but I w-was h-h-hetero!

>>732535596
I wonder what type of math or logic applies to it.

I mean if sexuality is not a scale but logic operation, one female indeed makes it a heteros experience.
If it's a scale however, with 75% male presence it can go either way considering 50% male female ratio defines regular hetero sex. It's exactly in the middle thus it makes it by definition bisexual encounter.

Fmm can be rounded down to claim it was hetero but anything with less than one woman per three man makes it totally gay.

Watch the journals next year imma write a paper about this.

>>732534709
Are you going to regret it when the herpes sores flare up?

>>732535884

We used condoms.

>>732535908
You completely missed my point.
OP's dick was swimming in jizz not of his own, with other dudes' dick.
OP's balls were slapping against other dudes' balls.
OP's sweaty thighs were grinding against other dudes' sweaty thighs.
The fact a woman, or ten women, were involved is moot.

>>732536039
So one dude doing another dude in the ass isn't gay if a condom is involved.

>>732535908
>>732536075

You can call me anything, I don't really care, I just gangbanged a MILF, and I liked it.

>>732536075
OP and the other dudes are all total fags. I don't care what excuses they use. The woman was just window dressing.

>>732536039
If that negates touching another guys manjuice, then you didn't have sex either.

You masturbated with a latex sock in front of 2 ppl at a given time .

>>732534709
"Choose Your Own Adventure #49: Timmy Goes to the Swinger Club and Gets Pulled In!"

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>>732536075
moot moot moot moot
>pic related

>>732536207
>You can call me anything, I don't really care, I just gangbanged a MILF, and I liked it.
Well as long as you're open & honest about your sexuality, that's all that matters.

Wow so many salt in this thread from 22yo virgins because OP managed to get a foursome.

Sucks to be you guys, you'll never be as cool as this man.

>>732536545
O.P whatever

>>732536075
Technically, if everyone sticks to one hole, then a mmmf can still be a hetero thing for one guy as I have mentioned earlier.
For the one sticking to the mouth, if you just get a bj and be the first one to get bj, then you won't be dipping your dick in another guys goo. Thus there is one hetero in the group.

Other two with the balls touching make it gay. But with female contact included, adds up to one hetero + one fag or two bisexuals.

My theory still stands as in a mmf two guys can pick opposite ends, and if they don't make eye contact ( swiping on tinder for a more preferable sexual contact to make it more hetero) will totally make it hetero. In case of touching balls, again, it is same math.

Statistically speaking, the larger the pool of men in the sample, the gayer it gets.

In OPs case, however, they should have just cut the middle woman and be honest with each other.

>>732536596
Not even.
I'm just slightly amused at all the hate he gets from such a peculiar sexual act.

>>732536545
Gay dudes stick together.

>>732536545

Thanks man. I try to open my life, and have fun.

>>732536545
>you'll never be as cool as this man.
Yeah, never as cool as OP who played dick touch with two other dudes and some old cougar hag just so he could get sex with (partially) a female.
>salt
The salt is all the other dudes' sweat mixed with OP's. From their dicks.

>>732536689
What hate? Im just trying to introduce some math into gender studies.

>>732534709
Post pic or didn't happened

>>732536730
You feel so insecure about your sex life.

Really, that's cute.

Next week! OP and 5 other guys play Pass the Fleshlight Around!
>It's not gay! IT'S NOT GAY!

>>732536864

all nice and pre-warmed
and OH GOD SOOO MOIST

>>732536656

You overthinking it too much man...

>>732535112
Holy shit I was ask for a second real OP here.

Yeah we were, they got a divorce. Now Shes with the other dude and I'm hooking up with the husband.

Shit was so cash.

>>732534709
how gay are you ?

>>732534709

on a scale of 0/10 how exciting was it for you?
when ranking 1-3 how much attention did you get?
Did you stay for breakfast?
Did you take turns in the shower?
Who did you have eye contact with?
Did you loose your erection at some point?
Will you buy her flowers?
Are you hoping for a rerun?
Rate the experience and give your biggest insight.

>>732536913
I told you its prolly gonna get published in a journal or at least Imma get a conference paper out of it.

Title " MMMF Doesn't Have to be Gay, but OP totally was"

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>>732536769

She was the girl, I didn't make pictures while we fuck.

>>732536730
I'm ten and what is this?

Well, i see that it's summer... ill be back in a few months /b/...

>>732537140
>ugly face
>stretch marks
OP just jumped right into the dick pool though!

>>732537062

on a scale of 0/10 how exciting was it for you?
>It was like a 7, that would be more exciting with more girls

when ranking 1-3 how much attention did you get?
>I was a first timer, so I got all the attention from the girl, so it was a 3, she liked me because I'm young

Did you stay for breakfast?
>No, it was just about the sex, and we left

Did you take turns in the shower?
>Yes because we didn't come at the same time, who came, went to shower

Who did you have eye contact with?
>With the girl, as I told, she liked me

Did you loose your erection at some point?
>Yes, I was so nervous as a first timer, so I loose it some time, but she was so nice and blowed me immediately

Will you buy her flowers?
>I don't think so

Are you hoping for a rerun?
>Sure, it was awesome

Rate the experience and give your biggest insight.
>It's a bucket list thing, so this experience was a lifetime goal, and I hope I can make it happen again.

>>732537526

She is a really good looking mother with two children, not a Victoria's Secret model

>>732537616
>this experience was a lifetime goal
KEK
Such wonderful goals. You will go far in the gay community.

>>732537809

Further than you under your mother's skirt.

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>>732537616

thank you for the answers
paints a realistic picture

now lets put mfff on your list

>>732537616

this is a giventake world.
would you also share your long term girlfriend/wife and some point in your life?

>>732537871
>B-but th-th-they're al g-g-GIRLS! I can't get h-h-hard!

>>732537616
You had a 7/10 sexual experience with a bunch of naked sweaty men waving their cocks around the room.That's gay as hell.

>>732537963

thats why you buy one and get 2 for free

What's her name?

>>732537963

when doggy you cannot see any faces

>>732534709
Any guys were black? Was the girl hot at least?

>>732538008
B-b-but it's not g-gay if you shout "YOLO" while d-d-doing it!

>>732538043
Skanque McHerpes

>>732537951

I think no, anyway I'm a romantic person, so I can't do things like this with my beloved. But before I marry someone, I want to have some experience.

at least one of the other men came thinking about OP and not the woman

>>732537871

Thanks man, it's on the list too ;)

>>732538058
If there's more than one erect penis involved, it's gay.

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>>732538143

well, chances are that your next reincarnation cannot come to holo-/b/ and share his 7/10 exp.

back to the feel you go.

>>732538146

It's none of my business.

>>732538143
Oh okay, so you're not a total sleazeball or fag, just a closet/partial sleazeball and fag.
Make sure to tell your future "beloved" all about it. I'm sure it'll endure you to her.

>>732538163
Right below blowing a homeless man in an alley in a totally non-homosexual way. For the experience, of course. YOLOOOOO

>>732538323
>YOLOOOOO
And taking it up the ass from a black guy, for the experience! YOLO!!

>>732538252
Considering the kind of women this guy apparently goes for, she'll probably just chime in with a story about the time she got hammered by an entire college basketball team.

>>732538323
>>732538252
>>732538229
>>732538058
>>732538008

I would be curious about how much BBC, gangbang, rape, gore, etc porn you jerk off a day, and then you judge me.

>>732538050

We are all white, and she was totally sexy and desirable.

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>>732538323
>B-but now I kn-know what it's like!
And knowing is half the battle!
Yooo-LO!

>>732538515
You WOULD be curious about another man's masturbation habits. Cuz you're a fag.

>>732538559
Any girl you would compare her to? How big were her tits and ass

>>732537616

while we are at it:
how long did the complete session take?

Sooo, was there a foreplay?

How long was this thing planned ahead or was it *spontaneous*?

Were any drugs/alcohol involved?

Was any music playing in the room?

Was it in a bedroom/livingroom/ etc?

In what social class would you say the couple is in (trailer park/ low-mid-upper-middle class/ etc)?

Was there any music in the backround?

Okay, lots of people are talking about the gay aspekt here, did you compare your dick size mentally?

How did you find them?
Was that your first try?
Did you meet before for a drink or something?
Is the third guy a regular?

>>732538717

how long did the complete session take?
>It was like an hour.

Sooo, was there a foreplay?
>Not much, we talked about each other for 10-15 minutes, and then we jumped in the middle, just pulled our pants down and she started to suck

How long was this thing planned ahead or was it *spontaneous*?
>I planned it years ago, but this night was spontaneous, she invited me at like 18PM and we we already naked at 22PM

Were any drugs/alcohol involved?
>There were not any drugs or alcohol, they are a

Was any music playing in the room?
>There was a quiet pop/mainstream chart on youtube in the background

Was it in a bedroom/livingroom/ etc?
>It was in the their bedroom

In what social class would you say the couple is in (trailer park/ low-mid-upper-middle class/ etc)?
>They are and upper middle class couple. They have a 3 floor questhouse in a tourist zone. (It's upper-middle class in my country)

Was there any music in the backround?
> Yes, the youtube chart as I said.

Okay, lots of people are talking about the gay aspekt here, did you compare your dick size mentally?
>The husband have longer dicks than me and the other dude, but I didn't care about it because the girl liked it

Did it smell of sweaty man balls?
Do you enjoy the smell of sweaty man balls?
Did the three of you dress like members of the Village People? If so, which one were you?
Tit for tat? Dick for dick?

>>732536075
Found the closet in complete denial fag

Would you ever consider having sex with just a woman? Or do there need to be other men present for you to be aroused?

This thread is full of newfags

Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>732539340

How did you find them?
>On a dating site

Was that your first try?
>Yes, it was my first time in not 1v1

Did you meet before for a drink or something?
>No we didn't, we just changed pictures

Is the third guy a regular?
>Yes, he was a regular dude, but for him it wasn't the first time, he were together with the couple before

>>732539748
>Was that your first try?
>>Yes, it was my first time in not 1v1
>1v1
>1v1 me bro

lol

>>732534709
Are you literally Hitler?

>>732534709
>how many dicks did you suck

>was it better than getting ur dick sucked?

>>732539640

I had sex with just a woman. I'm not a virgin, I was just first timer in this situation.

>>732535001
>You were one of the boys*


>if YOU were a man there would have been 3 girls and you

>>732539992

Yes, I'm not THE MAN, I'm 19 years old, I have to start somewhere

>>732539532

Dude, take a shower and you will find out something interesting

Dude, that's cool.
Was there more than one guy in her at the same time?
If so, AV, OV, AO or even AOV?
If so, was it awkward to get into position?
Did you take any meds or drugs before or during?
Would you do such a thing with your gf?

>>732540433

Dude, that's cool.
Was there more than one guy in her at the same time?
If so, AV, OV, AO or even AOV?
>We were all in her at the same time, vaginal, anal, and she sucked the third

If so, was it awkward to get into position?
>No, the couple was like professional, the hubby tell her what to do, and it was not awkward at all

Did you take any meds or drugs before or during?
>No, we were all clear :) And I never did drugs.

Would you do such a thing with your gf?
>I don't think so

>>732535oh, I don't know why you're not there

>>732535108
Oh I don't know why you're not there

>>732536075
So you agree that team sports are gay af?