/nzg/ New Zealand Thread I adopted a cat today edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Winter's coming. It's fucking cold in Auckland.

Dunedin reporting in.
Digital pocket scales, where they at homies?

>>732532958
did you adopt a cat or did the cat adopt you

Fck off nz, you are all cunts

>>732532958
that's not how editions work you fucking newfag.
noone cares what you did today.

Gonna torch the headhunters HQ in Ellerslie some time this week

Dunedin reporting.

yeah thats about it.. woke up at 1:30pm after getting home at 5am from a party.

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>Christchurch

>>732533162
both

>>732533272
nigga its whatever edition i want it to be you make the fucking threads and post your own editions

>>732533381

Need a hand?

>>732532958
First time making a thread, anon?

>>732533870
Be my guest.

>>732533983

Come pick me up.

>>732534175
Wea u staying?

>>732534232

Linton.

>>732533272
>>732533930

Bet you one of the tinychatfags made the thread. Kek, they think they're so important like nigga I don't care what you got up to today.

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Wellington reporting in.

>>732534332
>being this obsessed

>>732534340

Lemme smash

>>732534284

I thought you were staying Auckland. I can't pick you up.

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I heard someone needed napalm? I can assist.

>>732533381
Goodshit. I'll be watching the news.

>>732534340
Wellyfag aswell.

>>732534783
Wellsame

>>732534340
I know dis bish.

>>732534863
yay lets make a murder/suicide pact

>>732532958
let's see the cat!

>>732534340
what the fuck is a wellington? is she a wellington? is a wellington a fat bitch???

>>732534945
really? how so?

>>732532958
I wish adopting pets was a more viable option in nz but you're kind of screwed. Most places only have old cats or "kittens" that are honestly just young cats. You're fucked on the dog front unless you want a mongrel pitty cross.

any other pet you're pretty much fucked.

>>732535024

This thread isnt complete without a candid pussy shot

>>732535037
you dun goofed.

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chch reporting in

>>732535585
Fuck off with this dumb shit.
post a picture of this bitches moot and see how far it goes.
wrath of 4chins upon this hoer.

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>>732535024
you have no idea how hard it was to get this pic, they never sit still

>>732535585

I dont think this is where she was hoping that picture would end up

>>732534340
Frannnnnnnnnn

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wellyfag reporting in, freezing my tits off

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>>732532958
>Upper Hurt reporting in

I'm feeling sad I couldn't make the Greenday concert

If anyone went tell me how it was/is

>>732536064
good one anoon.
who would deleted a post....

>>732535873

Put the heatpump on, thats what its there for. Dont forget to vacuum out the air filters when you get the chance

>>732536064
rip the post

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING POSTS NIGGA!
THAT SHIT IS ON THE INTERNET FOREVER!

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>>732536222
trips of truth.

>>732536190
heat pump good joke i don't even have a heater.

>>732535025
kek
scotty=wellington

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STOP DELETING SHIT

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holy fuck ignore this thread and check out
> S и αp chαtd .com
now

>>732536289

Why are you so poor?

>>732536542
Because it's hard to get a job when you're unskilled and brown

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>>732536289

Sort it out mate, youre failing at the very first step

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>>732535682

awwwwww

>>732535762
do you know her from tinder

>>732536843
Wow, a couple of fat pieces of white trash acting like niggers. Nice anon.

Did everyone call their mother today?

>>732537364
my thoughts exactly

>>732537388
Yeah I did, she liked it.

Wish i could've given her a present but it wasn't possible due to not living near her.

>>732537388
nah.

>>732537388

Took the kids to see the mother in law at work today, she was pretty stoked to see us

>>732536843
moar pls

>>732537388
texted her

>>732537388
No one gave a shit about me on mother's day sooo...

>>732537388
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no.

Someguy in NZ going around shooting Cats, lets find him and SHOOT his eyes out with his BB gun.

>>732537253
I know them both from real life m8. How do u know em

>>732537576
Does he work for DOC? Because feral cats are a serious threat to native bird life.

>>732537553
??? How old are your kids.

>>732536043
>>732536422

uhm more?

>>732537576

Just playing devils advocate, but its ok to kill other invasive, non native species, so why not kill feral cats? They are an apex predator here and need to be culled to protect the unique native wildlife

>>732537457
>>732537532
>>732537548
Good to see NZ isn't full of degenerate

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>>732537535

>>732537388
Died in 2011

>>732537674
>>732537791
the issue is you cant always tell the difference between feral and pet cats. nz owners rarely collar their cats.

>>732537890
Sorry to hear that bro

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Anyone get this bitches nudes?
Auckland reporting in.

>>732537890
shit that's rough mate

>>732537870
Bruh I was at this party

>>732537890

I lost my mum when I was 28. She was still young, cancer got through her and it was too late. I wish she had got to meet my kids

>>732537972
good for you?

Paraparaumu fag here

>>732532958
i ate 2 dogs today

>>732538014
Yeah lost the old man 11 months early in 2010. Both before 60

>>732538051
I grew up there. We probably know each other.

>>732537870
who is this bish

>>732538070
fucking tongan, fuck off

>>732537903

Some cats like to roam, its in their nature. Sadly that nature is the root of the problem for the local wildlife. It doesnt seem fair to confine a cat to the house, but its certainly not fair to allow them to rampage through then native birds either

>>732538132
see >>732535762

>>732538129
Unlikely, only moved there from puk Bay recently

Truck boy reporting in. Back in chch for the weekend. Everyone doing ok I hope.

>>732537388
Felt obliged too. Only saw her two days ago.

> ring ring
> yep???
> happy mothers day mum
> yeah OK thanks, gotta go, chopping firewood with your dad, see you Tues
> yep see you then
> click

>>732535682
A/S/L?

The cat that is. Answer for yourself too if you like

>>732538192
I went to KC, heaps of kids lived in puk bay

>>732538207

Who do you drive for?

>>732538251
Ayy, what year you leave KC?

>>732538173
I think a good mix is having an outdoor run attached to your house, however thats generally a large expense.

>>732538207
>A/S/L
six months/girl/south island

>>732538325
2008 I was 6th form

>>732538253
Nah i dont drive a truck. Would fucking love to be a truckie. that's just a nickname someone gave me the night I first posted here. I work on my parents farm, so only drive utes and hiluxs since I was about five or six.

Are you a truckie?

>>732538364
Ah Nvm, I started in 2010, left last year

>>732538454
Wait fuck me im retarded, I left 2015. I can't math

Fuck new Zealand! Sincerely, America.

>>732538333
Awww still a kitten. Freaking cute. What's her name?

>>732538443

No, but I fit truck tyres in christchurch so Ive been in most of the yards of the big firms

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>>732538507
At least won't don't have to deal with shit like in the pic

>>732538545
Artemis, I call her arty farty tho

>>732538563
That actually sounds like a pretty shitty but also pretty cool job.

>>732537954
Name?

>>732538760

The pay is pretty good with all the hours, overtime and call outs fees. Most days I spend as much time driving to breakdowns as I do fixing tyres.

But then any day when I dont get blown up, run over, or crushed, then that day is a good day

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Call her a slut if you see her

>>732538962
Don't tell me. I bet you spend all your time in traffic on Blenheim Rd and the Sockburn roundabout.

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IDbro should be finishing up his 2 year military service soon

>>732539228

Holy shit, can't believe he hasn't posted here in 2 years already.

>>732532958
>implying anyone in this thread is from Sealand

>>732539374
most peps here are

>>732538141
are you afraid of getting your white boipussi cucked?

>>732539216

When I was learning to drive I got a deep seated hatred for that roundabout. If I was learning to drive these days I would probably feel the same about the abomination of a roundabout they have outside the airport, while they build the flyover

>Timaru chick.

Had a nice mother's Day with my kiddo. Watched Boss Baby at the movies, then had dinner at my mum's. Bloody exhausted now.

>>732539228
Military service? Or prison for child sex offenses?

>>732539228
hes never coming back stop giving people false hope

>>732538972
her kik is telfourd if you want to fuck with her

>>732539228
I thought he fled to hong kong with his 16 year old taiwanese girlfriend

>>732537972
Was it a fun party?

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Jazzmin Parker from Palmerston North

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>>732540925

>>732540949
Fuckin' hell look at those veins

>>732540949
where the areola at though?
its just nip tips.

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OC nudes.

>>732539715
> chch airport roundabout

Fuck that's a mess. Need to fix the flyover asap.

>>732539935
> timaru chick.
Happy mother's day to ya! ( I'm sure that's not weird)
And Q if you're reading this.

>>732540925
Nice. How old is she?

>>732542570
too old.

>>732540925
> Jazzmin
Fucking terrible name that. Real trashy. Ty 4 pics though

>>732542738
What's your name?

>>732540925
Love a trashy slut with big tits, and in palmy to! more?

>>732532958
dropbox dot kom /sh/hw7eqjk3vizs76j/AACmwrNJgyTbtr-cCs9issk9a?dl=0

>>732541952
Thanks friendo.

>>732542851
Artemis

>>732543135
Sawlid name my fwen

Fuck I didn't have enough for dinner. Watch me inhale a whole packet of eta ripples.

>>732543094
No worries. Hope your day was a good one. Did you eat a whole heap of chocolate?

>>732542570
22

>>732536843
Well that was entertaining

>>732543282
Eaten the chips. Now gonna down a Moro and a can of coke.

#BestMidnightDinners

Well it looks like everyones gone to bed. . . RIP this thread

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>>732540925
>name is "Jazzmin"
of course she's from Palmy

>>732544811
I'm still awake. Got insomnia. Will talk with any cunt

>>732544950
A name like that wouldn't be out of place in Hamilton either

>>732545385
ugh don't even bring that shithole up