non-porn webms

>>732532239
is he trolling or just autistic?

>>732532061
Alright Ill bite.

Whole lot of assumptions little boy.

What do you do and what do you make? And dont you fucking lie to me.

This is my first year as a lawyer and im making 90K, starting. If I dont make partner within 5 years im going solo. I have a sizeable land interest that im going to invest into my firm and other prurient interests.

I have a 9.5/10 gf who weighs 145 pounds and has E cup tits.

I have an 8 inch thick cock and I can delay ejaculation indefinitely. I always make her cum at least twice before I do.

Im tall and handsome and fit. I have 0 debt and have graduated from full ride scholarships my whole life. My LSAT was 171. My IQ is 139.

Im published and I can bench 260.

Im charismatic and aggressive, but honorably so.
Im the bees fucking knees ace

And thats the whole truth in the eyes of god.

Your turn. Dont lie.

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>>732532581

>>732532239
who is the girl?

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>>732532581

>>732532061
thats what you get for littering faggot

>>732532740
That was so unncessary. That more than likely, easily fractured that kids jaw. Idk what he was so smug about, using a brass knuckles on a dude the same size as you, and you still have to sneak up on him? Come on man

>>732532740
fucking nigger needs brass knuckles for a cheap shot from behind

what a fucking loser

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>>732533043

Animals.

>>732532990
nigga doesn't know how to fight and what are the rules

>>732532617

this dude knows, he hits, and when the other dude falls he walks away, that's how you fight, when the other falls you win, you don't need to hit in the ground

>>732532581
Hey bro can you tell your girl to pick up her panties at my place? She leaves them here again your going to lick my cum off them. Bitch.

>>732532470
theres a difference?

>>732533174
idk, that's brazil, there is no police.
the lil nigro tried to steal from the big nigros

>>732532061
Nerve gas leak?

>>732532749
Just a dindu nuffin

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Remember, these people voted Trump because Mexicans are lazy subhumans.

>>732532909
That had to of killed him.

>>732532198
Haha busted!

>>732533306
i could do that shit but after 10 seconds i would puke and look like a complete fag

>>732533320
There's police, but who the fuck cares about niggers?

>>732532581
Faggot lets his girlfriend cum. What a cuck.

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What a smooth little guy.

>>732532387
still going for the bike

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>>732533409
Pretty tame, might have broken something though.

>>732532909
Someone shop in that sound.

>>732533602
Holy fuck now that is dead, and a horrible way to go. Iv a new found respect for work place safety

>>732533222
what is this?

>>732532341
This is what happen when you let niggers live among white and civilized people

>>732533602
E-stop and lock out tag out. It's a thing.

>>732533222
checked

>>732532164
>niggers.gif

>>732533602
Looks like fucked up twice with that pause before being beaten to a pulp.

>>732533916
I imagine theres a fuckton of angular momentum involved there. You can see a guy immediately go for something on the side which is presumably the emergency stop.

>>732534009
That bitch had it coming.

>>732534293
How do you not build this with a hopper and as much speed as is functional?

>>732532845
kek

>>732533306
she died later that night

>>732533502
brazil internet

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>>732533534

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you guys should 100% stop what your doing and go to
> Snαpchαt d.com
as soon as you can lol

>>732534155
aye

>>732534446
moar?

>>732532581
34
PhD in law
8/10 gf who is 26, a lawyer, makes more than me
Published
Good looking, slim, not built
Some manageable student debt, otherwise no debt
IQ recorded by psychologist 125 at age 9 (forget which scale) and WISC-III in-school examiner 126 at age 15
I'm not aggressive, I think prancing alpha jocks are rather funny
Major goals: get more financial security, develop meaningful career, build current relationship into something better, find time and space for productive hobbies such as wood working or the like, perhaps some sort of collecting.

>>732533602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBOtUHbK9Ds

>>732534873
No

>>732532581
You're sure your "bees fucking knees ace" ass replied to the right thread, right? Were you the dumb fuck throwing the cigarette into the gas hole in OP? What brought this on?

>>732534962
Fucking horrible. You should be ashamed.

>>732533393
That's gross, but Mexican are nonetheless lazy subhumans.

>>732533875
Obviously a squid.

>>732533393
Oh noooooo

>>732534929
Did he died?

>>732533602
haha, happened on my birthday

>>732534470
wow, i am not that much into honey, but that looks like some good shit

>>732535087
lol

>>732532845
This

>>732533602
>posted url to this last night and said someone should make a webm of this brutality
>today there is a webm of this brutality
i still love /b/

>>732535191
stupid bitch

>>732535191
why am i laughing so hard at this?

>>732535331
the webm has been around before today

>>732532909
>>732533671
Oh fuck yes!

>>732533174
>when this baby hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit

>>732532470
autistic.
severely mentally ill

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>>732535647
Wut? Transplant? Not real surely.

>>732532553
and thats why wrestling should be taught over boxing or taekwondo.
if not wrestling do judo. anyone can throw punches but not everyone can grapple

>>732533502
You fucking monster

>>732533602
>they see me rollin, they hatin

>>732535191
"WHAT THE FUCK, GREG?"

>>732535797
Id still fuck. Nasty white bitch

>>732535797
its a comedy sketch from a internet show taken out of context

>>732535191
Homo homini lupu... oh wait.

>>732532749
The boss

>>732536103
in context I'm sure its really classy

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>>732536200
Ey fuck u too

>>732533043
Wtf. My mind has a million questions

>>732533448
RV 2 looks good

>>732536380
dirty hues, kid probably stole, not that hard to figure out fucking newfag

>>732533602
haha should be working not going for ride the slacka

>>732536652
kys

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>S и αp chαtd .com
thank me later

>>732536407
Cats and dogs come from cartoon pages, I'm sure of it.

>>732536652
ah.. haven't seen this one... :(

not cool man... not cool...

>>732533534
>they censored it out like that part at the end of Starship Troopers where they probe the brain bug.

>>732536292
Wish I had a cool jumping spider ear friend. :(

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>>732536652

>>732536652
Is that a dog? Probably some fucked up Chinese shit. I feel sick now :(

They do that because they think torturing them makes them taste better

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>>732532581
I'm 48
I have two BSc and a PhD.
I make £102k and have 14 weeks paid holiday p.a.
I've been a professor of Astronomy and planetary science for 12 years at a Cantabrigian college (Wolfson).
My wife is a solid 8.5 (down from 9.5 when we met) also a lecturer here in Cambridge and makes about the same, we both come from old money and have assets of several million.
I don't tell strangers the size of my dick because I'm not gay.
At Uni I earned a blue for rugby and rowing, and even at my advanced years, I could almost certainly beat you like a retarded Paedo I found looking through my windows.

I'm very published little boy and my IQ has been assessed throughout my life by MENSA as I've been a member sine I was 7, my most recent measure was 156, but unlike you I consider it to be not as important as you seem to think it is.

No lies here, by the way there is no god.

>>732537353
Well, I'm very proud of ya!

>>732535851
except that in the real world wrestling is useless

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>>732536103
>Comedy sketch from a internet show taken out of context
>Comedy sketch
>Comedy

>>732532788
holy fuck

>>732534239

From all the things I've ever seen in these webm threads, chinks are the most disgusting people of all.

>>732535087
You know that's gonna be abusive relationship

>>732537331
Yep.

>>732537353
dark matter or emergent gravity?

>>732533181
>you don't need to hit in the ground
hahahaha tell that to nignogs

>>732532909
poor dude but the filename got me.
did he die?

>>732537985
wha tythe fucking fuck big foot?

>>732536673
he's a future mass killer in the making

>>732537607
we knew that for a long time

>>732537914
well thats what the chick wanted, so..

>>732533910
guys dead btw

>>732536407
> doggo thinks owner is on top of pole

>>732537985
> Goliath online

>>732532581
I'm Batman. End.

>>732532581
You only bench 260? Faggot.

>>732537994
Neither.
On a side note; the problem with emergent gravity is that it's observable behaviours just reproduce general relativity, there’s no way to test that idea. I have a colleague at the ESA who is trying to develop experiments to predict emergent gravity behaviour that deviates from General Relativity and to develop an experiment to prove it conclusively.

>>732537985
wat kinda seagull dat cunt

>>732538326
>top kek designated

>>732532387
ded?

>>732532740
sucker punch with brass knuckles 0/10 for that pussy

>>732532990
Worse still, the nigger was 16, and the guy he hit was 12.

>>732533070
What the fuck.

>>732534708
Really?

>>732533567
GIGGIN

>>732538208
I hope to whatever deity the crew believes in that they shot her down after this.

>>732535797
Sauce?

>>732532164
8th grade humour.webm

>>732538208
very sad

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>>732532788
FUCK

>>732533306
fockin greeks

>>732538858
>Remember. Is the whiteys fault I hit you.

>>732532061
only in sand-nigger land!!!

>>732539152
I CRI EVRYTIM

>>732536196
Who the fuck films that much then turns camera away....

>>732533910
Jesus Christ my hands started sweating

>>732539152
Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
Now I need me some cheeze pizza and a large soda.

>>732536512
lol

>>732535790
wtf no stinging?

>>732533910
That's on the top of Hollywood Terrace Block A in Hong Kong

>>732539508
how do you know?
weaponized autism, or do you live closeby?

>>732539196
whats he waiting for

>>732535087

She'll have to explain a lot of her accidents to the hospital staff until she eventually dies falling down the stairs.

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>>732534778

>>732539661
that fry comes back.
what are you? y2k+?

>>732539661
wow u most likely born after 2005 m8 thats one of the saddest moments in tv history futurama fry never came back poor dog woof

>>732535069
least we dont have tv shows about it faggot

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>>732533584
KEK

>>732537331
Has this even been tested or theorized? Could we sacrifice some rats to give hard evidence that says "torturing your food doesn't make it taste better. Stop being fucking retards"

I think I heard that if anything, fear spoils the meat.

>>732539661
Fuck you for making me search for the video. FUCK. YOU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK3PWHxoT_E

>>732532740
http://newzmagazine.com/2017/04/18/teen-laughed-beating-boy-brass-knuckles-gets-whats-coming-video/

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>>732535851
i somewhat agree... but if i can strike your ass down before you even come close for a tackle i won

boxing for days

>>732533222
you better believe I do not like this

>>732539651
I live in HK, but I noticed a few details.

First, the city looked characteristically Hong Kong; tiled buildings and green netted scaffolding. Then there is the Macau Ferry Terminal in the background of the last pano of the skyline. Google mapped HK, looked for the very tall buildings in that region and matched the colour of the roof sections and tiles. Have a look on 3D google maps

>>732532387
damn, that stabilisation is awesome.

>>732533910
i don't know. A bathroom tiled high building dwarfing modern skyscrapers?

>>732533222
Giant Squid.

>>732532581
I bet you like hairy old guys telling you what to do, like daddy did.

>>732535087
nigga don't play.

>>732534405
also a bit bigger so it can fit regular half liter beer cans

>>732532990
agreed, but... same size? maybe same height...

>>732538679
It's illegal to interfere in most reserves. Unless it was shot by a poacher or some shit like that.

>>732535087
off to a great start

>>732535790
Fuck that was BRUTAL!

>>732538858
fucking niggers

>>732533409
nope.

actually
it had to *have* killed him

>>732539794
WHAT THE FUCK

>>732540504
I understand it's illegal but it still happens (cf the dentist controversy). So at least do it for a humane reason.

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>>732540649

>>732539152
There was a real life doge that did this.

>>732532939
Stop beaching about that.

>>732532581

>the stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
>only a fool would take anything posted here as fact