>walk into McDonald's >see this what do?

Fist fuck

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>>732530711
Nabledozzels!

>>732530711
tell her that her skirt is up.

>>732530711
"I'll have two McDoubles, a medium fry, and a large drink, please."

Order 2 mcchickens and leave

Order a a #2 plain with medium fries and drink

>>732530711
Take a picture like this guy did

>>732530711
Make glances and go about my day normally after. What else would you do? Fucking sexually assault someone in a mcdonalds you creepy fuck?

>>732530711
lick her calves

>turn 360° and walk away

>>732530711
tell the nasty skank to cover her ass

I bet she smells worse than the food there

>take picture
>tell her that her skirt is up
> order meal
> put pubes in meal once half way finished
>get another free meal

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>>732530711
>approach slowly
>grab her by the hair
>slam her head into the ground
>finger both holes until blood
>slap diamond hard dick on tears as they roll down her cheek
>violently jam dick into her asshole
>fuck her violently whilst slamming her head repeatedly into ground

>>732530711
Walk up to her "excuse me miss, your ass is showing"

>>732530711
Buy a large big tasty meal with some McNuggets.

>>732531202
this

>>732531207
this
then shoot her in the kneecap

>>732530711
Get a boner.

Get my food and leave.1

>>732530711
>"mam do you not feel the back draft flying between your ass crack"

>>732530711
Eat dat ass.

Respectfully and privately pull her aside and inform her of the situation. Tell her to have a great night and hopefully see her again.

>>732531444
checked

>>732530711
Can i have one of those disgusting overly soggy veggieburgers?
Oh and if you guys sell mayonaise instead of fritessaus you can go fuck off.

ask her if she will take a quarter to pound her?

Lick my lips and then ask for a peach and cream pie..

You guys gotta be smooth before you can put the sharpie in her ass :P

>>732531444
>implying she doesn't want you to look at her butt

>>732530711
Walk back out and wonder why I accidentally went into Macca's instead of KFC

>>732530711

beat the shit out of her for being an immodest whore

Demand that Mulan Sechwan McNugget dipping sauce.

>>732530711

>mfw hookers tend to be the dumbest smart broads you'll ever meet

grab her by the pussy like trump would want me to

>>732531202
Only in Sweden
>FOB's actually do this

>>732531202
yeah whatever

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OC from tonight. Sadly the only photo I got

>>732530711
I'd bust a gut laughing at the word "chef".

>>732531945
Is it normal to dress like this in 'murica?

>>732530893
>>732530893
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/thread

>>732532045
Not sure but I wasn't complaining. At least she was skinny

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>>732531945
Sir, I think ITS A TRAP!

>>732531945
for somebody pregnant in 14 it is... so a Louisiana grill?

>>732532045
For strippers, yeah.

>>732531945
kevin bacon workin the register over there

>>732530893
More like
>"I-I'll h-h-have two McDoubles, p-please... And a m-medium f-fry, and a l-large drink, p-please. S-sorry to disturb y-you..."

>>732532272
More like
"Welcome to McDo--"
"TWO MAC DOUBLE, FRANCH FRY, BIG COKE. 2 FRY. A LARGE DRINK. MY PHONE NUMBER IS..."
"We don't need that"

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>>732532216
LMAO

at first i was like no... Kevin is younger then that and the hair is different.. and then i looked up Kevin.. wow... From ass blasters to trap blasters! kevin never stop fighting the common man..

>>732530711
"excuse me, are you the last person in the queue"

>>732530711
Buy that football for $4.95. That's a bargain!

>>732532526
ROFL I cant stop thinking of Kevin bacon working the check stand and eye this lady up and just saying to her.. Would you like some ASS BLASTERS with your mac doogle?

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I NEED MY MCNUGGETS!

>>732532798
>>732532216
he's not working the register, that's the self-checkout

>>732532194
strippers wear huge sweatpants and baggy sweatshirts when they arent stripping...

>lick thumb
>fix eyebrows
>strut over
>Rest arm on counter
>"hey baby, I got this"
>place a 20 dollar bill. Paying for her lunch
>then ask her for a date

I would slap that ass as if there were no tomorrow

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>>732531945
>people of wallmart

Such a classy place

>>732532975
So its Kevin Bacon buying Bacon...

>>732530711
Be a good muslim and honor kill her for giving me a boner.

Order, go home, watch some Tv.

>>732532476
Kek

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>>732533159
Wtf is that picture.. beat her with sticks with some stuck up Indian nun watching>?

>>732530711
Grab her by the tushy

>>732530711
start sweating and try not to stare

>>732530711
you buy your fucking chicken mcnuggets, think about how you didn't get any at the club while you eat them in silence and then you go home and go to bed.

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>>732530711
stick a french fry in her bum

>>732531073
but you would walk towards her?

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>>732533332
Just another ordinary day in pooinlooland

>>732530711
>not immediately noticing the $5 footy

>>732532088
>At least she was skinny
you sound fat

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>>732530711
ask directions to the nearest Wendy's.

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>>732530711

>>732530711
Tickle her anus and call her Samantha.

>>732533444
chkd newfag

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instead you should just
> Snαpchαt d.com
and leak all your snapchat friends

>>732531945

>Scan&Go

I did read it like

>Scam&Go

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com
thank me later

>>732530893
my exact order every time wtf

>>732530711
Looks like this happy meal is going to cost me some jail time.