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Heres the deal, my cousin came to visit, i havent seen her in long time, and shes staying in my room, we were never close shes very distant and they live far away, the thing is that shes been very suggestive about stuff, she keeps bending over infront of me, looking at my crotch, she put her hand on my leg while i was on the pc, i think she wants the d, and i want to fuck her, she has a nice fat ass, how do i ask her without being weird. Please /b/ i want to get laid. Pic related its her.
>>732530308
*BRAAAAAAAP*
>>732530308
If you try to be in any way subtle you will come across as a fucking retard. You have to be explicit or just go for it when she's already horny. Good luck with that you disgusting inbreeding fuck.
What I would do is just ask her why she was doing those things BUT ask it in a neutral tone so she doesn't think you're disgusted by it. The way you ask is very important. If she opens up then just say you want to fuck her or some shit, idk lol.
Next time she bends over or does something go with it and see what happens. She touches your leg, you touch hers, she looks at crotch, pull out dick, etc
Go for it! Go for it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woA-ogAQL6E
from personal experience, just grab her ass.
Op here, she fell asleep what do? will post pics
>>732530935
Spoon
>>732530935
Get the fuck off of 4chan and get laid?
Shes completly asleep dubs decide
>>732531527
grab her ass and hope she likes it
Rolling show pussy
Tiddys
Tiddys and arse
Your cousin wants to fuck. Don't believe me? Stick your finger up your ass if dubs put hand on ass
Tiddys and pussy
>>732531800
Dubs boiii
>>732531822
Double dubs nigga
>>732531800
Dubs has spoken
>>732531800
>>732531822
Tiddys and pussy
>>732530308
Just fuck her faggot.
>>732531800
Show dem tiddys
>>732531844
>>732531800
https://m.imgur.com/a/W8fL3 anyone know the story of the sexy girl?
>>732531800
Give me a second while i pull her pants without waking her up will deliver keep thread alive
>>732531909
That's a nice story. Needs more to it though
>>732531980
Dubs for hand up her shirt
>>732531527
You need someone to decide for you? You don't deserve it. Fuck off.
>>732531980
Hurry up faggot
>>732531980
Godspeed and safe travels anon
>>732532052
Faggot
>>732532020
lol im asking who she is from what I've been told its jordan but that gives no info
>>732532183
Duno but I'd fuck her until her pussy shatters
yo hit us up with some feet pics
>>732532313
Where your dubs at fag
Grease your cock up w habanero lube. Piihb while she's sleeping. Profit
>>732532359
They're somewhere, I probably just misplaced them
You'd better fucking deliver, fgt
>>732532433
nevermind, found them
>>732532489
Damn touche
>>732531527
You done yet fgt?
>>732532262
You and everyone else but i want info on her and you reverse some of the images just goes back to /b/ boards and dont have time going thru 300 achieved boards + 400 pop ups just to see if its some where
>>732531980
She woke up and he is on it. Pics please
Pussy
Op will fail us
>>732532969
Ooh okay then tiddys now dubs has spoken
>>732532985
catch this L my man
Her tits, im diamonds, dubs decides next
Wake her up by screaming "FIRE" she will be wide awake after that then tell her just kidding i just wanted to chat to you
>>732533304
i already got dubs earlier, give us feet fgt
>>732533304
Sharpie in her pooper
>>732533304
show her your swollen dick
>>732532969
>>732533304
slip it in faggot
Rub her vagoral
Stick a brush in her butthole
>>732533492
This
Fuck her and record
Dick on face
>>732533304
Its unlikely you could undress her without waking, op she's aware of what you're doing anyway, just pretending to be asleep. Either wake her and do it, or, well, stick it in while she "sleeps"
Dick on the forehead
>>732533592
Reroll
>>732533473
Or this
>>732533304
place your dick upon her lips and take a piss
Sharpy in her ass
>>732533304
cum on her face
>>732533622
Kek
>>732533597
Idk I did to sisters friend years ago... got away with it. Bitch still snoring away
Rub your dick on her pussy
bust a nut on her lips
Sharpie in pooper
>>732533622
check em
>>732533672
I want this but
Dubs spoke
>>732533700
Dew it
>>732533597
K I'm gonna roll to put ur dick next to her pussy
Record it
>>732533735
>>732533700
indeed they did.
>>732533622
Here you go
Shoe on head
>>732533718
ayeeee
>>732533419
>>732533419
im love your pics dude
>>732533766
And again
Take a video of her whole body
If this dubs... ignore other dubs. Sharpie in pooper. Cum on face. Wake her up after.
>>732533622
>>732533700
go in order so pee 1st then cum fgt
>>732533597
This
>>732533597
Can anyone confirm these are not old pics.
I wont piss on her ill nut
Give her a surprise fisting
>>732533794
thank
>>732533909
I can
>>732533846
This
>>732533918
Good man. Nut IN her though
>>732533918
Nut on lips
>>732533918
I knew you weren't cut out for this just go to sleep and let your dad do it fgt
>>732533918
Cum on lips
>>732533949
So in her or on her?
Nut on her fat face
Picture of face
>>732533785
Dude be smart, follow your dick and don't do the silly dubs requests, if you pee on her face it's over and you're fucked. 99% sure of it. Another roll for rubbing dick on pussy
>>732532969
There is no way you've done this if she's asleep without her waking up.
Either fake or she's awake and letting you go for it.
>>732534055
In her
>>732533918
>chick probably wants to fuck
>oh i'll just wank it instead
what a casual
>>732533918
nut on lips double 00 dubs have spoken
>>732534055
Check'd and her face
take a picture of the floor
>>732534055
Both if possible lol.
Post full body
>>732534078
A real man pees on his property
>>732534136
I've read this
face nigre
Does she look a little young or is it just me?
Down it goes
I think shes awake and letting me do all of this should i just try to fuck her?
I know op is delivering but he still a faggot I bet he pisses sitting down.
>>732534290
Do it faggot
>>732534290
Go for it
"Its not rape if she likes it" -Bill Cosby
>>732534290
Fuck her ass dude. Years from now you'll regret not taking this chance.
>>732534290
Wake her up and make sure. Then fuck her. Try record it too, cuz if she tries to claim rape, you got footage of you both consenting. Dont be a fool and land in jail
>>732534290
yes
>>732534290
Yes go for it post a vid
>>732534011
ye, and op goes to fuck mom instead, rollin
>>732534290
Move around and breathe slighly heavily, sudenly stop moving un front of her face and stop breathing, if ahe laughs her ass off she's awake.
>>732534290
If she truly is and let's you fuck her, record it and post it somewhere
wake her up and ask to fuck, obv
I agree with everyone else. You gotta put something in her butt. Your finger, Sharpie, ect. Or at least lick her asshole. Pics for proof ;P
>>732534290
No shit!
>>732534290
post the cumshot video op don't be a faggot.
>>732534434
rolling for the ass eating
Yes, just do it, but make sure to record fgt
>>732534407
>>732534335
I piss sitting down, what's wrong with it?
>>732534434
THIS FINE GENTLEMAN HAS THE RIGHT IDEA
>>732534290
Just wake her and bust a nut in that bitch.
>>732534374
this, even if just a sound recording
>>732534523
No, HAS to be video. Or at least sound confirmation of him ASKING her and her ACCEPTING, very clearly and explicitly.
wE HuNgEr FoR PiCs oP
>>732534492
Right? 100% full proof way of not getting pee on the seat.
>>732534492
well if you had a dick and balls it would be in the toilet water unless that doesn't bother you.
>>732534585
If you piss sitting down then you must shit whilst standing
>>732534604
Are you that flacid?
>>732534604
only american toilets fill up that much. Most of the world's toilets only have water in the bottom ~4 inches
>>732534585
I take a piss sitting down when I'm watching youtube videos or playing a game. I don't feel comfortable standing and playing my 2ds while pissing to be honest
Guys, I think op right now is either doing it and cannot post for the time being, or got the pepper spray and has locked himself in room thinking "oh fuck what have I done" and will post shortly.
>>732534640
Stfu about pissing sitting dwn eyes on the prize
Shes still pretending to be asleep
>>732534721
Hopefully the prior is the case
>>732534738
Only in Detroit.
AWW YEAH OP
>>732534738
LOOL this is all bullshit. He must be with a girl and just playing all of us.
>>732534738
>>732534738
Fucking Legend, OP.
>>732534738
I'm proud of you son
>>732534738
Record video OP? Also check the dubs.
Vid if you can
>>732534738
Video nigga
>>732534689
yeah the smell of my own shit doesn't necessarily turn me on. weird huh?
>>732534738
Go for the vid
>>732534768
>>732534772
>>732534782
>>732534788
>>732534789
>>732534798
You are all gullible faggots
OP post timestamp
>>732534738
Vid vid vid
>>732534640
Kek. Impossibru. I sits when I shits.
>>732534850
This
And it was very convenient he skipped the cumshot
Wake her up while your dick is inside her also cum inside her legend
>>732534738
So you're fucking your fat girlfriend while she pretends to be asleep. Kewl.
>>732534697
you aren't helping your sitting pissin sisters argument saying you play Nintendo
>>732534697
Amerifags unite
Wrong hole her awake
>>732530308
That, and it's just a lot more relaxing. I'm stressed at work and my wife's a real bitchy twat, so toilet is my sanctuary, both at work and home.
>>>732534492
>well if you had a dick and balls it would be in the toilet water unless that doesn't bother you.
Uh not really, probably what the dude in your reply said, my toilet has the water level pretty low. I do have to stand up when I flush because I'm hung
>>732534981
Excuses. Fake.
/thread
>>732534850
Real shit tho
Let yourself get caught jerking it and see how she plays it... better yet let yourself get caught jerking it to some chick that looks like her... dont put it away either i mean be all like Oh! You caught me Oh No... but dont put your D away... see what she does... just dont kiss her or blow your load inside... thats weird
>>732535246
I fucked my cousin a lot when she was pregnant.
Came inside every time and tongue kissed like horny 7th graders.
I've greentexted it several times now
I had some sort of rash on my dick when I was a kid, and my mom rubbed cream on it the first time to show me how.
That's how I discovered masturbation.
Felt so fucking good
>>732535345
post faggot
Aaaaaaaaand its dead
Bumping for video OP
>>732535657
COme on, man.
If you frequent these threads you've already seen it
Guess OP is fucking with his cousin now and we are here like tards waiting
Thanks /b/ she said we could repeat tomorrow ill deliver video tomorrow.
>>732536031
Fuck off. Now fag!
>>732536031
well done op.
>>732536031
post now fgt
>>732536031
When sexual assault goes good
>>732536031
what time
face
Thread's dead baby, thread's dead
>>732533918
nut on her pussy lips, or panties then pull them back up.
I'd give those lips a kiss before that though.
>>732532969
that is fukcing ugly man, the fuck, clean that bitch up
post the face and we will see the true image of the bitch, if you don't
then i bet that woman is a paperbag lady
>>732537351
Dead baby thread?
Noone asked for a fucking timestamp? Normies reeeeeeee