Tell me McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT pro tip you cant

McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

she didnt even win gold

The plastic is strong in that booty. It won't stop me from fapping.

I saved the video that some anon posted last year when he claimed he partied with her and her friend, she got real drunk, passed out and he came on her face. Watched the vid countless times. Its her alright.

>>732525802
Post?

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Could you imagine how fucking awful that would feel?

You spend a few weeks as literally one of the most popular people in the entire fucking world. You're second best in the fucking world at your sport. Interviews, sponsorships, attention from adoring fans everywhere you go for weeks or months after the Olympics.

And then the next big thing happens, and you fall out of the spotlight. People still recognize you, but not the "average" person; only people who were specifically interested in gymnastics. No more interviews. No more praise. You just, become a normal person again.

And you're only 16.

God, that must be worse than the come down from heroin or opium. She's probably been losing her fucking mind over the last few years, more and more desperate to stay relevant and "in the spotlight". Once you experience that, it's absolutely excruciating to lose it.

>>732525382
>Tell me McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

>>732525468
>McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT

Well, that was easier than expected

>>732525802
post it

Is this from a hack?

>>732525976
I had never seen these... Nothing on Google

>>732525976
instagram video she posted today

>>732526065
from her insta

>>732525896
>one of the most popular people in the world
Never heard of her until like 2 days ago.

>>732525896
Peaking at 16 is terrible

Now she's trying to have a singing career

>She can't sing. Without studio-magic her voice is "meh" - not horrible but not worth listening to

>>732526065
Holy shit she posted them on her Instagram. Whew she just opened an new door.

>>732525896
Just look at what happens to actors and musicians after their careers end. 9 times out of 10, they go crazy

>>732526138
damn!!

>>732525802

Holy shit i remember that vid, was so hot. Wish I saved it. Link?

>>732526134
You're the exception then. Most, I'd say the vast majority of people in the US at least heard about her in 2012 as the Olympics were going on.

>>732526136
Notice how she isn't going to school to study something that will get her stable income. She's not trying to start a business, or develop an app, or work experience in accounting or engineering or management. She's trying to become a singer because she wants to have that same kind of attention she got at the Olympics.

Most people think that heroin is the most addictive drug, but those people have never experienced celebrity.

>>732525382
Holy shit I forgot about her and holy shit she is fat and aging horribly. Looks 27.

>>732526315
do you have it with sound

>>732525382
Plastic face and ass now.

>>732526440
it's just a little loop

wan b long nao until we git dat porn vidya yip

>>732526423
not fat, just thick

>>732525802
post it bruh

>>732526440
no actual talk just a song.

>>732525382
>silver
>GOAT
pick one.

I still want to push my tongue inside her anus though.

>>732526629
It's not a great video. It's dark, grainy, and you can only see one side of her face.

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Heres the vid.
He pretty much dropped it in a thread, maybe a have you fucked a celeb thread and explained what happened that night etc, shortly after the thread got 404. Ive boosted light, tilted etc in vlc to see if he was bullshitting, look at her pics online and Im 99 percent convinced its her.

>>732526766
But we want it. This is your duty, your obligation even.

>>732525382
She isn't black

>>732526803
Any way of viewing this on iOS?

>>732526870
well i guess we didn't have to have it

>>732526803
Might be her...

>>732526803
Nice

The anon who posted it last year said he a couple of their friends knew her, they all went out drinking, she was pretty much blackout drunk, both him and her were sleeping on the loungeroom floor, he's horny, thinks fuck it, I'm just gonna give her a facial and record it.

>>732526440

trust me its better with no sound, your ears will bleed

>>732526803

I want to believe

>>732527010
Fuck off

>>732526803
oh man, I remember being in this thread, ive even saved the original

>>732526320
its painful to watch. now she's dancing around in her underwear to keep people interested.

have you experienced celebrity?

>>732525382
Literally who?

>>732526803
thx for contributing to my fap

im just waiting for the day she hits rock bottom and starts fucking people on camera

>>732526803
anymore?

>>732528035
No chance unless it's a leak. Her parents are rich as fuck.

>>732526510

the ass might have had some work done on it

but the face?

>>732526423
>fat
wtf? she's like 100 pounds.

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>McKayla Maroney isnt the GOAT
What were you saying OP?

>>732527837
I haven't, but personally known people who have. The vast majority of people cannot handle having that kind of high, then losing it. Some people, very very few, can go back to a normal life. The vast majority never recover - think of that trope of middle aged men constantly thinking back to their "glory days" but 100 times worse.

>>732527837
>have you experienced celebrity?
Just go meet a few instagram whores who have thousands of followers. All of those girls are the same, shallow and materialistic to the core. Pathetic attention whores who will never be loyal to anything but money... completely untrustworthy after 2 drinks,.

>>732526320
>She's not trying to develop an app,
that would be worse than trying to become a singer tbh

>>732526138
jesus christ wtf why would someone do that

>>732525382
She isn't
/thread

she wants to be a internet model with that injected ass

>>732525382
She's my favorite gymnast OP.

>>732527010
Here's a trick not many know
1. Go to Amazon
2. Search for literally any Android phone
3. Purchase the phone of your choosing
4. Wait for it to arrive in the mail
5. When it does arrive, open it, turn it on and watch countless webms on it
You're welcome

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Where does she live, I want to keep her locked up in my dungeon while I inseminate her everytime I feel horny

>>732525382
who?
and the GOAT of what? mediocrity?

>>732531143
does this really work?

>>732527010
merlin browser

>>732531212
Guaranteed, if not then repeat the following steps but replace "Android/phone" with "PC"

>>732531338
>"PC"
is a mac a type of pc?

>>732531379
You want something Windows or Linux based

>>732525382
>fake ass
WHYYYYY

>>732526315
I'm horny.

>>732531462
oh
can you run windows on a mac?

>>732531482
how do you know its fake?
her ass has always been a super bubble butt

>>732531563
hes autistic and doesnt know what hes talking about

>>732531536
Yes you can actually

>>732531659
huh
i've been wondering that for a while. cool!

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>>732526315
Well damn

*unzips dick*

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>>732531482
it's like curvature of both sides are so different, seems not natural.

>>732532057
They're not natural, she had a lot of work done. She's fucking hot

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Her parents are rich, she's attractive,but now can't marry because anon jizzed on her face. I can never unsee that now.

speaking of which

>>732532057
holy shit its almost like people dont perfectly distribute their weight all the time!!!

>>732526440
Newfag

>>732525382
the fuck happened to her face? she looks like Charlize Theron in Monster.

>>732526320
Do you know how wealthy you have to he to put a child through years of professional level training in gymnastics in the US? Can you not see the house in the background? And how she can afford some surgical work done at her age with no job? She's clearly already from a wealthy family. School is irrelevant. She's just a rich hoe

>>732532567
he could just post it to /gif/ and link it here you fucking retard

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>>732532866
jesus harry you cant just ask people whats wrong with their face

>>732532881
all you guys talking about surgery but why woudl she fix her ass instead of her nose

A lot of virgins in this thread

>>732533400
I bet you get all sorts of pussy anon, since you have to tell us that.

>>732533250
cause no one wants to fuck her nose

>>732533525
Married, so no sex for me

>>732533810
wow dude youre so ccool holy shit

Which is her insta? Can't find it.

>>732534314
clearly not looking very hard then

>>732534314

https://www.instagram.com/mckaylamaroney/

>>732534418
dammnnnnn
shes got it going on

Wish she'd get her pussy out properly this time

That shower pic - couldn't see shit there