ITT: Most Epic Movie Quotes
"YOU CAN NOT PASS!"
>YOU CAN NOT PASS
i died
>>732523507
You shall not pass, idiot...
How about this?
"I was your father, Luke"
>>732523507
God hates niggers
"You don't know the truth!"
"Either you do it or you don't do it. There is no such thing as trying."
>>732524348
Good one
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."
-Anakin
>>732523507
"NO MORE BOOKS"
"The first rule of fightclub is, you do not talk about it, the second rule about fightclub is, you do not talk about fightclub..."
"Do you speak English?"
I'll be returning
>>732523775
Newfag!
>>732525253
I'll come back
"I will defeat you"
What's the most normie thing you've hear or seen
(normie meme in pic)
>>732525265
woah that weights a lot
>>732523775
Being that new
"I'll give him the best offer he will ever get"
>>732523507
The man in a leather suit is now asleep
"You made a good choice."
>>732525210
I thought the second rule was always try to have fun?
There can't be two
"I'll search for you, I'll discover you, and I'll get you."
"Johnny's coming!"
"Run to the helicopter!"
My all time-favorite. I've seen this movie 1000 times.
"I feel the desire. The desire for speed."
Truthfully my dear I don't give care
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
"Yabba dabba doo, motherfucker"
>>732523507
Uit verveling!
"Iiiiiiii'm Johnny."
>>732525882
It's "get to da choppa!" you dumb shit
>>732526220
It's here's johnny holy fuck
>>732526242
>>732526270
>>732525621
>you chose wisely
>learn the line, you fucking pleb
>>732523507
I can honestly recite the entire screenplay of the Mines of Moria. FotR is easily the best in the whole series.
people always ask me if i know Tyler Durden
>>732523775
>>732523507
Actually, he DOES say "You cannot pass" at the beginning.
"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You shall not pass!"
In the book, the passage is:
"You cannot pass," he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."
>>732526325
>you chose wisely
>not you have chosen wisely
If you're gonna be a smartass about it at least get it right
This thread hurts.
>>732525068
try or try not, there is no do
"Damn Mike, you can suck cock"
ArE YOu NoT AmUsEd?
>>732526559
>One eyed vs one eye
sweet merciful captain! - billy gillmore.
Ima Derrick, Derrick's don't run
>>732526598
Brr
license and registration cock sucker
"All that stuff I saw will go away...like crying when it's rainy."
"Ignorance is bliss"
We're fucked bro.
My mother always said that life is similar to a box of chocolates
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
"You're eliminated, shithead"
Yippee Yippee Yay, Motherfucker!
If it leaks, we can murder it.
"I'm too busy too bleed."
>>732527063
May the force be with you! Forever!
"Ho, ho, ho! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarbles, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
GET TO THE AERIAL SCREW!!!
"Stop touching me you stupid monkey!"
Friday - You got knocked the heck out
>>732526846
"I know what you're thinking. Why oh why didn't I take the RED pill?"
Frappacino! I need t.p. for my butthole!
'Go somewhere else or i will taunt you one time more'
"It's easy, we just kill Batman"
HASTA BALLISTA LADY!
>>732527402
Deal
>>732523507
William!!
>>732527178
Got time to doge?
>>732527443
topkek
Sprint Forest! Sprint!
Are you talking to me?
What we got here is a failure to understand one another
>>732523507
Mr. meme
Come and say hello to my friend
Heaven on earth or not?
>>732527964
What does that mean?
>>732527964
Yea, fuck time
>>732523775
>>732523589
Hello, summer...
>>732528025
Bride of Chucky 2.0 or eternal hellfire whether here after death, real or imagined?
>>732528133
Nier?
>>732528164
No duh!
>>732528186
Fuck you!
Ten dollars fucky sucky love you long time
"Who is John Galt"
>>732523507
"you wanna know who i got these scares"
"this is the greek city state known as sparta"
I want my five dollars!
"i thoroughly enjoy the aroma of inflamed petrol before noon"
>>732523507
"I thought what I'd do is pretend to be one of those deaf blind kids..."
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what's gonna happen.
Who's the dummy now
"to whomst've are you going to dial upon your cellular device?"
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel fortunate?' Well, do ya, punk?
"there's no stopping it when you have to take a shit"
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't preform that task.
>>732527402
"Why are you being so serious, Batman?"
"buzz look an extra-terrestrial!"
>>732525199
truth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utAnqqfLEw
All of this
ha ha ha
"Oh carpet, my diem"
"hakuna wasiwasi kwa muda wote wa siku zako"
I’m going to make him an offer he won't wanna refuse
nyet, nyet, nyet!
"Are you convsersing with my person?!"
When we gonna fuck Miss Parker?
"Let me tell you something; I don't care."
I know kung fu
"wife, i have made the kids smaller."
My favorite.
what is the largest amount you have given up on there toss of a coin?
"does my abode appear to be a warehouse for the corpses of black people?"
Put on wax, then put off wax
"Oh shit, did we just hit something"
>>732530797
go for his legs
>>732530891
kek
>>732523589
m2 bruv
Nobody puts barbie in a corner
You play ball similar to a female
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>732525253
See you around
>>732529924
Goddammit, why did I laugh so hard?
>>732531443
that is only your persuasion, gentleman.
>>732526474
then gtfo
>>732527443
right in the kekels
SHOW ME THE CURRENCY!!!-Tom Cruiss
>>732523507
"my leg!!"
>>732525738
lol
Everyone be nice to everyone else.
>>732526158
Fucking lost it
It was you who was chosen!
>>732526379
fuck it im buying the books
>>732523507
I need you shoes your jeans and your motor cycle
I see deceased people
>>732527294
THATS A GOOD QUESTION THOUGH
WHY DID THEY WANT TO ESCAPE SO BAD?
THEY HAD EVERYTHING THEY COULD EVER NEED AND THE WORLD THEY WERE ESCAPING TO WAS A WASTELAND
>>732527028
HAHAHAH
You're only supposed to blow the god damn doors off!
>>732523507
"get to the helicopter"
>>732526802
>>732526925
>>732527063
>>732527154
>>732527261
>>732529163
>>732529301
>>732529388
>>732530134
>>732530527
>>732530797
>>732530891
Fucking dying
>>732529774
hahahah
>>732532161
in your dreams?
I only regret, that I have but one life to lose for my country
https://m.imgur.com/a/W8fL3 anyone know the story of the sexy girl?
and movie quote
Mmm dark meat Freddy Kruger to Kelly Rolland
"................................................................................................................................................okay.........................................................................................." -driver from drive
>>732530527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEdBeyXGZ94
>>732532537
The excessive ellipses sealed the deal
>>732525299
What the fuck does poor bate has todo with newfaggotry or summerfriends?
I have been her forever, and was about to make a low quality bate comment.
Guess i missed something
>>732523507
Alright Ill bite.
Whole lot of assumptions little boy.
What do you do and what do you make? And dont you fucking lie to me.
This is my first year as a lawyer and im making 90K, starting. If I dont make partner within 5 years im going solo. I have a sizeable land interest that im going to invest into my firm and other prurient interests.
I have a 9.5/10 gf who weighs 145 pounds and has E cup tits.
I have an 8 inch thick cock and I can delay ejaculation indefinitely. I always make her cum at least twice before I do.
Im tall and handsome and fit. I have 0 debt and have graduated from full ride scholarships my whole life. My LSAT was 171. My IQ is 139.
Im published and I can bench 260.
Im charismatic and aggressive, but honorably so.
Im the bees fucking knees ace
And thats the whole truth in the eyes of god.
Your turn. Dont lie.
I don't think we're headed into a good situation.
>>732523775
Kys
>>732525621
Fucking died
>>732532651
another great one from him
"nothing is here kid, so lets destroy this place and leave"
"You can continue to live, or you can continue to die."
>>732526242
>>732526270
Holy hell how can you be this dumb or am I taking the b8
Purchase me this video game or face damnation!
>>732532758
FUCK, I literally laughed out loud, goddammit
"I am Optimus Prime, head honcho of the autobots"
Incomprehensible!
>>732527219
I swear they spike a different language the whovie, I couldn't quote it for the life of me.
>>732526325
It's a meme you dip
You're a Lancaster
>>732525780
lolled
your'e the one they call Buck aren't you?
>>732523507
"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened."
"So do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide, All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
"if there is a way, life will find it"
"You will lose. You have the lower ground"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
>>732533151
"I strongly dislike you!"
>>732532937
>spike
>1494029107080.jpg
> whovie
are you okay man?
Luke, I fucked your mom
>>732533008
PPUSSY WAGONN
>>732533350
There is no way that happened!
>>732523507
"say hi to my little friend"
"GOOD SCOTT!"
Look, commander, robots!
>>732534018
Bazinga!
"I operate motor vehicles"
we are going to need a smaller shark
My friend, you have been, and always will be.
"Whom are you going to communicate?"
"Get your own fucking robots"
~Opie Kenobi
They sometimes come out at night, sometimes.
I'M THE MINI TRASH MAN
I EAT MINIATURE GARBAGE
>>732530540
Whoever did this left five "V's" unhighlighted.
Come with me if you want to live, creep
"You know what I don't think we have the right guy"
>>732523775
Holy shit I can't tell if you're serious or not. Well played.
>>732534623
An exorbitant amount of money!
>>732534493
Goes so perfectly with that look on his face.
>>732523507
"Cup the balls and work the shaft" - You Before Me.. beautiful movie
>>732523507
Are you referring to me?
Not bad, not bad.