Rate my dick

That's an 8 at the least, pretty similar to mine actually.

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>>732522824
Wanne fuck my wife?

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>>732522173
average.
Rate me please

>>732523177
I'd stuff my cock into your wife nightly if it would please you and her. Pretty little pussy she has.

>>732523183
wowzer

>>732523183
Nearly 10. It makes me wet!

>>732523902
Nearly 10, what could i do for a 10?

>>732524043
Show me how you hold him!

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>>732524198
like this?

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>>732524338
Yesssss!

>>732524338
Christ how long is thta thing?

>>732524532
Is your wife Charlene Green?

>>732524532
Am I a 10 yet?

>>732524641
Oh yes! 10! Im getting hot!

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>>732524555
Almost 11 inches.

>>732524960
God I wanna try a dick that big so bad any videos of you cumming? I mean if that is really you

>>732524960
Where the hell is your dick's shadow?

Snap me at julienhotdog and I'll fuck your wife while you film it

Any kikers?

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>>732525149
Only got a pic sorry. I can do request if you want?

>>732525446
INcredible. Compare it to a pringles can!

Whoops!! I dropped my Monster condom for my magnum dong!

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>>732525306
Off to th left somewhere.
How about this shadow?

>>732525522
on it!

>>732525732
That made me lol for some reason

>>732525732
It looks like a sad elephant.
How big are you flaccid?

>>732522173
KeK you little dicked idiots are using the small cans of monster LOL.. dumb asses.>>732522824

>>732524960
Thats just not fair!

>>732526182
not this guy though
>>732523183

>>732522173
>>732522824
LOL the small 16oz cans lol!

>>732523183
that dick looks weird. and shooped like a mother fucker.

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>>732525522
HOw this? I had to cut the bottom out.
>>732525306
Also more shadow

>>732526372
ha amazing thank you!

>>732526372
Make a vid of you jerking it?

>>732522173 7/10
>>732522824 7/10
>>732523183 12/10 would love for it to wreck me
>>732523869 4/10
>>732525028 6/10
>>732525732 5/10

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>>732525956
My Penis is 6.75"-7.5" flaccid, the size really depends on things like temperature and the basic level of horniness. My erect size is ~10,5" in length at maximum with a girth of ~6.5" To put all this in relation: I'm 6″1.

Also your comment gives me an idea for my next photo. wait a min

>>732526732
dat filename
That makes me feel tiny

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>>732526732
Your flaccid cock beats my erect cock

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>>732526673
Am I only a 5 when floppy?

>>732527016
Yeah, erect i'd say 8~9/10

>>732526953
by how much?

>>732527077
what could i do improve?

>>732527166
Well on my best day is its like 5.5 inches with 5in girth

>>732527016
can u take photo like one of these?
>>732525446
>>732526372

>>732527247
hard to tell length,
6/10

>>732527342
what? that is me. What do you mean?

>>732522173
Average about the size of mine.

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>>732525956
>>732526732
How about now? Does it look like a happy elephant? I will gone for a couple mins while I wipe this shit off.

>>732527293
Thats not bad, respectable. How about flaccid?

>>732527435
now im confused
>>732525446 this easy 11/10

>>732527583
10/10 and super cute Ellie

>>732527628
No good m8. Flaccid is an embarrassing 1.5 to 2 inches. I'm kinda fat right now but I'm starting to lose weight so more dick will be visible once I get fit. You ever do any jelqing or anything like that? PEGym forums swear by it but not sure.

>>732527939
Losing weight will do all the difference

>>732527583
Have you alway been huge? Or did you have a growth spurt?

>>732523183
while the size is truly impressive, that shit is pretty miss-shappened. But there isn't really anything you can do to change that. So all I can really say is, keep on keepin on with that thing.

>>732528071
I remember being bigger than similar aged guys for all the time. Until the age of 12-13, my penis' growth was slow and steady, but I had already reached a size of 5" flaccid and 7" erect. Hitting my final growth spurt, within the next year my penis grew up to its today's size. Since then it did not really grow any more.

>>732527293
>>732527939
Hows it feel to be smaller than a 12 year old.
>>732528309

Motivation to lose weight yet?

>>732528027
Yeah that'll give me half and inch and shit but you know, not the confidence. Wish I had a 7 inch with 5.5 width. Seems to be around the perfect size

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Kek

>>732528557
7/10

>>732526732
Where do you put that thing when you walk?

>>732528557
clean your fingers faggot

>>732528309
Is all your family big?

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>>732528782

>>732528503
I am losing weight. Just 1 year ago I weight around 250. Now I'm at 205. Feels great anon to be fair. And that doesn't bother me that much, I'm around average so it's all good. Do I wish I had a bigger dick? Yes, but it's not the end of the world. There is always going to be kids growing up with bigger dicks than mine but most will end up around my size just as there will always be someone smarter or better looking or taller or richer or etc. I'm not comparing myself to anyone but to my own expectations and my own wants. My main goal is to go back to around 170 or 180. I think that's my ideal weight. I'm around 5'11" in height so I think that will be a good weight for me.

>>732528849 6/10
>>732528870 7/10

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stop being a faggot anon

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>>732528675
I either tuck like pic, or put it own one trouser leg.

>>732528805
No brothers, but my dad is not the same size. I remember seeing it in the changing room at the pool at about 11 and being bigger than him.
My Mum and sister are very curvy though. So I probs got it from my mums side.

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>>732529213
and down one leg. I took this other day after realising how obvious it was

>>732528945
woah woah woah how'd i only get a 6? not to say I'm clearly bigger then the pic below me

>>732529349
omfg
10!^10!/10
those nuts too tho

>>732529349
Jesus Christ man, if I had a dick like that I'd wear basketball shorts all the time just to show off or really tight clothing. Speaking of which, got any pics with basketball shorts on? Or you got any videos of you fucking?

>>732529505
nah anon and I'm a virgin

>>732529349
What happens if you get an erection?

>>732529416
mixed numbers 7/10
and 6/10

>>732529213

Has your sister ever seen you erect? How old is she?

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>>732529611
thats not me.
>>732529505
I cant really wear shorts without tight boxers on.
Its obscene really. I will take a video of it for you, back in a mo.

>>732529799
damn honestly I thought I was more like a 8 or 9 but I'll take it

>>732529638
I'll do a pic of this aswell. Keep the thread alive

>>732529942
Christ what do you look like in boxers in shorts?
I cant imagine it helps a lot

>>732529942
Have you ever caught your mom or any family member of yours staring at your dick? Or got any interesting big dick stories?

>>732529821
Or has your mom walked in on you in the shower?

>>732529942
have you ever fucked your sister? or daughter?

these are sum weird turns for a dick rate thread

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7 inch length, 6 girth

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>>732529638
>>732529997
THat is about hard as I can get without it hurting too much in these jeans.
What would you do if you saw out like that?

Still doing vid

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>>732530548

>>732530548
8.5/10

>>732530552
LMAO wtf

>>732530552
I'd make sure my gf kept her eyes up

>>732530552
Jesus thats so hot

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>>732530145
While it converts to a webm.
I will answer some questions.
And here me in boxers in those shorts.

>>732523869
cute!

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>>732530576

>>732530905
Yeah, I feel cute next to this guy
>>732523183

>>732530903
how many women jaws drop once your pants drop

>>732525409

Add azerty095

>>732530552

Srsly, has your sister ever seen you naked sporting wood, or even with obvious wood in pants? And how old is she?

>>732530903
What do you wear while swimming?

>>732530987
cute is good though

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>>732522824
>>732522173
>>732523183
>>732524338
>>732524960
>>732525446
>>732526372
>>732526732
>>732527583
>>732528557
>>732528870
>>732528849

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>>732522173
>>732522824
Monster/10

what do you wear when naked?

does your sister have big tits?

>>732531055
She 21. And of course she has accidentally walked in on me wanking. That shit was embarrassing. Everyone in my family knows I am huge. Its hard to hide. Its not a big deal. If I am flopping out of my pyjama abit my mum will just tell me to put it away. why do you keep asking?

>>732531270

What was her reaction? Pretty sure she's schlicked at least once thinking about your massive cock throbbing inside her pussy.

Is she hot?

>>732531270
has your sister ever fingered herself while looking at your dick

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>>732530552
my fucking god

i'd love to have a huge flaccid cock...

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>>732531066
I swim competitively, so speedos.

>>732531463
that's gotta be a joke those things will fall right off when you start swimming

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Can't compete with the big dick guy, but rate anyway please

>>732531463
I can see that explains why you're shaved
but dayumm
like that'd slow you down nah?

>>732531463
fucking god

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>>732529942
There you go, sorry it took so long.
I had to crop it so my face wouldn't be in it.
That why it looks like it pans. Those are my pyjama.

>>732531624
Nice clean cock 8.6/10

>>732531641
It probs acts like a fin when he's doing backstroke

>>732531673
is this a YLYL? fucking kek

>>732531463
What happens when you get an erection in these?
Also answer the man
>>732531411

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Rate please

Jesus

>>732531761
assuming your hand is about 3.5" your cock is about 8"?
8/10

>>732524960
How long does it take you to get hard?

>>732531751
I will take a pic

and I don't know if my sister hot!
She does a good figure, small waist big tits. I told you theyre are both curvy.
She has joked to me that I ruined her expectation of her bfs. She hadn't realised I wasn't average or small. lol

>>732523183
that's some dick on reddit/

>>732531680
Thanks bro

>>732531956
Like how big are her tits? Does she walk around in skimpy clothes when you are there? Has she tried to walk in on you again?

also 10/10 cock dude.

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>>732531751
I try not to.

>>732532324
pic of mum + sis

>>732532277
She says 30GG.
She always skimpy clothing regardless.
No she hasn't tried to walk in on me again!

>>732531673
Do you walk about the house lke that? Gorgeous

>>732532360
7/10

>>732531641
Nah its fine, i hardly notice it

>>732522173
Alright Ill bite.

Whole lot of assumptions little boy.

What do you do and what do you make? And dont you fucking lie to me.

This is my first year as a lawyer and im making 90K, starting. If I dont make partner within 5 years im going solo. I have a sizeable land interest that im going to invest into my firm and other prurient interests.

I have a 9.5/10 gf who weighs 145 pounds and has E cup tits.

I have an 8 inch thick cock and I can delay ejaculation indefinitely. I always make her cum at least twice before I do.

Im tall and handsome and fit. I have 0 debt and have graduated from full ride scholarships my whole life. My LSAT was 171. My IQ is 139.

Im published and I can bench 260.

Im charismatic and aggressive, but honorably so.
Im the bees fucking knees ace

And thats the whole truth in the eyes of god.

Your turn. Dont lie.

>>732532418
What size are your mom tits?
Also you discuss your sister tits with her?

>>732531897
Normal amount of time, I think
What do any femanon think of it?

>>732532418

Let her see you with a boner again, but make sure it's after you've been edging for a while and it's throbbing.

I guarantee you that even on the surface while she pretends to go "eww you're my brother" her pussy will get wet and its lips will swell in anticipation.

Then you can proposition her. Even if you don't immediately get to fuck her, hint that you'd like to see what happens when her big tits are around your big cock.

This will be easier if you get a bit drunk with her first.

Brit femanon

It's nice to look at but I imagine very painful to take.

>>732532324
Brit femanon made me wonder
what's your nationality?

>>732528309
What was it like being this big young? HOw tall wre you ?

>>732532780

Actually, fun fact: your vagina can expand by a remarkable amount if you give it a chance and get properly aroused.

Not saying it wouldn't be difficult at first, but there would come a time when you'd be able to take that monster dong balls-deep without any major issues.

>>732532822
brit
>>732532492
and yeah they are my pyjamas

>>732532904
My other half is about 5 inches, so that would be a lot of expanding! Getting hit in the cervix over and over is painful, so that wouldn't be fun (unless you're into that.)

>>732532861
I was short growing up, so maybe like 4'0". So I must of looked ridiculous. It must have been down to my knees.
I was quite embarrassed by it back then

>>732532920
London?

>>732533090
its all about lube and foreplay with this thing.
I have never really had massive issues. There was this 5' girl, who I bottomed out half way in, but boy did she scream.

>>732532920
Dont worry anon his sister and mom are always getting a good view then.

>>732531956
Tells us more about the bottom line, what happened.

>>732533187
How old are you by the way? Where from the UK? I swim too. It would be a small world.. :)

>>732532584
34HH, my sister says.
Yeah, we are quite open about are sex lives and stuff.

>>732533150
Cambridge

>>732533227
Christ if I was his sister and I saw that coming at me, I would get down on my knees and beg.

Brit fem anon

Cambridge is lovely. I've never seen so many bikes before!

>>732533309
almost 23

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>>732533414
What about if I flopped this out for you?

If I saw you at the pool I wouldn't be able to resist. I'd bed.

Similarly, if you were my brother.

But I have my 5 inch other half.. so

>>732533323
Wow pics of your dick between your mum's tits please. Sister would be fine too?

>>732533745
whore. you really gotta put emphasis on the dick size of your bf, mh? I guess you really love him seeing you'd beg for mr. big dick man

>>732533745
Thats basically not a penis compared to this guy, He was bigger flaccid at 12 years old.
>>732528309

>>732530164
Oh I do have one funny story as you guys seem obsessed.
I once sent this pic to a girl, she sent it to a friend (who she didn't realise was my sister).
My sister instantly recognised my room. She thought it was hilarious and told her friend.

I don't think I'd love him to see my beg, no. I would beg though.

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>>732534052
forgot to attach pic

>>732533745
I would let him watch if he wanted.

>>732534052
Incredible, what did you sister say when she told you?

>>732533795
Yes, this definitely.
Just play volleyball with them at a nude beach.

>>732534052

She has absolutely fantasised about riding that, dude. You just need to get her to be honest about it and then you can enjoy tight pussy big tit wincest action.

As long as you don't make kids it's fine, just get her on the pill so you can cream her pussy.

>>732534182
That's very erotic. Sadly I don't think he's the type to want to watch me cheat with someone twice his size.

Next time I'm in Cambridge, it would be incredible to be sat with him in a cafe, you sat opposite and drop that out of your shorts.

>>732534304
She has told me, she only like big dick porn, same though, Normal dicks look weird to me.

>>732531425
nobody ?

big cock guy stop stealing the thread

>>732534375
More than twice his size! Ask him after showing him my pics, I think you would be surprised, more men like it than you think.
You could ride it, next time you are in cambridge if you want? pics?

>>732534395

So then throw your dick in her, dude. Jesus. She's basically telling you she wants it without coming out and saying it directly. Telling you about her tits, talking about your cock with her friends, telling you she only likes big dick porn...

Do some shots with her and pretty soon you'll have your tongue and then cock buried in her snatch.

>>732534395
in your opinion; when is a dick big?
cause dude, you're not even big anymore, you're a fucking monster

>>732534564
above 9", danny d and bigger.

>>732534543
Yeah dude. Just imagine it between those tits. Come on don't be selfish, yoyu have already ruined her for other men.

Has she ever sat on your lap?

>>732534304
to be fair all pussies are tight for this guy.

Have you been with a MILF? or cucked someone

>>732534433
Thats not big cock guy, that mr monster cock

>>732534516
It's really not his thing. He's very self conscious about his size. He'd never want to see me with someone bigger (or anyone) as it would just make that worse.

Is there a way to contact you if/when next in Cambridge? I have a secure email but I don't think putting on here is sensible.

>>732534702
Yes, she sits on my lap all the time. We are family.

>>732534792
Yeah, I fucked a couple of older women.
One was the same age as my mum, and her husband hid in the closet. She was the only woman to ever take every inch of me. She had amazing tits, huge. Face engulfing.

>>732534972
lucky girl

>>732534953
maybe for a pic or two

>>732534953
you are a piece of trash. please off yourself

>>732534972
What was the deal with the older chick?

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4chan lets roll
leak your ex gf
>Snαpchαt d.com

>>732528240

someone's insecure about their cheese stick here,

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>>732522173
Small but mighty, wanna see it hard I'll take a (you)

>>732535049
Why was that necessary?

>>732524960
wowww :o

>>732535065
oh they had a fantasy, where she had walked in on me in the showers and then became obsessed. She then would sneak into my room at night to take a peak, and then could resist. We fucked allover the house in semi secret. The husband would hide and watch.

I think they were preteneding like I was a nephew or something, but I ignored that beacuse her tits were amazing, and she could fuck like a steam train.

>>732534972
>Yes, she sits on my lap all the time. We are family.

Jesus christ, either you're stupid as fuck or for some reason you don't want to put your dick in a girl that clearly wants it.

Let's add that to the tally, shall we? So far:

>Has walked in on you wanking
>Has told you all about her tits
>Talks about your cock with her friends
>Tells you she only gets off to big dick porn
>Sits on your lap frequently.

Dude, come on. Fuck your sister. You'll enjoy it, she'll enjoy it, so what's stopping you?

>>732535250
that she is my sister!

Super cock anon, please post vid

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>>732522173
What you all think?

>>732535290

Who is blatantly telling you she wants your cock deep inside her without saying those exact words.

>>732530552
omg
so big

Holy shit your cock is so hot. I'd literally pay you to fuck my wife

>>732535488
how much?

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Going out soon, although I might have to let my erection subside, or knock one out.

>>732535210
Kek. Kys slag cunt

>>732535679

Knock one out but time it so that your sister walks in on you cumming.

If you're not gonna fuck her, at least give her that much.

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Now rate me

>>732535409
well apparently her friend sent her loads of pics before she had a chance to reply.
So I sure she will be fine.

>>732535787
That poor girl, is probably watching this thread fapping herself silly.

Brit fem anon

I have to head off. [email protected] temp email if you want to swap numbers etc.

>>732535250
>be me be 23
>sister 5 years younger 18
>hanging out on xmas eve
>we are both hanging out in our underwear (because sibling)
>we are both shit faced
>end up sleeping in her bed because she was having terrible nightmares
>sleeping innocently (we've done this since we were little kids)
>I'm holding her because love sister
>wake up at 4am to her hand on my dick
>"shhh annon no one will know"
>we end up playing around (no penetration)
Never thought I'd do this, fast forward to last summer

>hanging out with family at private cabin with private natural hot spring.
>been drinking all day just me and her hanging out in hot spring probably around 230am
>she's laying in a floaty bed and I have my feet/legs propped up on her thighs
>decide , fuck it I'm gonna put my feet on her crotch
>do that she dosent say anything like it was normall
>start digging my toes into her clit
>she's liking it
>we both look at each other, and kind of give the "fuck it" face to each other l
>she takes her swim top off and says "don't you wanna touch em?" "We used to play touchy when we were younger, let's try now"
Side thing ( when we were really young we would play "touchy" being relatively close in age we would compare what puberty was doing to us)
>this time touchy turned into us being naked in her bed
>we were both kind of aggressively touching each other, but not forceful, we were both into it
>she says "annon I'm on the pill" at this time she's on top of me kind of getting me off with her tight little lips
>after she says that (again we were both really wasted and have done almost our whole baggy of coke)
>annon I wanna do a line off your dick
>ok sounds like a good way to get rid of the powder
>the most awkward bump occurs, also because we were both wasted and knew the shit we were doing was degenerate as fuck and definitely drug induced
>I ask to do last line off of her tits (I know she's my sister but she has perfect tits, not too big not small and regular nipples

>>732535776
Me again

>>732522173
>>732522824
>>732523183

Where do you guys buy those miniature cans of monster energy?

>>732522173
>>732522824
>tfw ur dick is smaller than a can of monster

tf u even drink monster for if ur dick is smaller than the can?

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Guys what do you think? I used to feel insecure but I feel like it's a good size.

>>732532564
but somehow you still hate yourself.

no1 believes you either faggot.

>>732534108
are you autismo?

>>732536587
>drug induced
>coke
ket.. I mean kek

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>>732535679
Hey /b/ I am back. What did I miss?
It was sunny out so I took this for you. You like?

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>>732539586
I envy you so much. But ill be damned if I don't say thats the nicest and biggest dick ive ever seen

>>732539586
Do you ever wish you were bigger? like the rest of us

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>>732539586
What about the girls you've fucked? What did they think about your schlong?

I just want to bathe in misery even more. Just tell me they loved it and needed more of it afterwards, so I can end my pathetic dicklet life.

>>732540027
My size right now is probably the biggest you can still consider human. If it would be like a foot long or so, it would be cartoon-like oversized and I'd be getting close to Jonah Falcons world record, I do not desire that...

>>732534953
Holy shit, fucking KYS.

>>732540230
kys?

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>>732540315
Kill yourself.

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r8 pls

>>732540170
Girls and women love my dong. I get a lot of repeat customers and referrals. ;)
And I think I am very talented with it.
If it helps I have never had a good blojob.

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>>732540549
Nah, it doesn't help, but thanks, I guess. Eh, might as well get my trusty old noose and neck myself.

>I will never ever have a schlong like that
It just hurts. You'll never know the pain of being self-conscious about your dick, and you should be grateful about it.

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im not the biggest but its not bad x)

>>732540549
referrals?

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R8, not fully hard btw

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>>732540750
Of course, I feel subconscience too sometime dude. Don't worry about it.
Should I open the curtains?

>>732540877
An ex-gf once got me to fuck her best friends. Two of them.separate times. And few house wives passed me around for a while.

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>>732531463
this reminds me of pic related. drawfags plz

>>732541055
yes open the curtains.
Lets your poor sister and mom see.

>>732522173
Where can I get one of those tiny Monster cans?

>>732541217
kinda wish I was abit thicker. Like Shane Diesel. I am not far off but I think it would be amazing.

>>732523183
>>732523869
Is that the same size can.
Are they the same species?

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better than mune

>>732540206
>it would be cartoon-like oversized
>would be

>>732541283
So, how thick are you? I'm too lazy to scroll up and search for the post, if you have posted it already.

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>>732541440
yeah look at him

>>732541437
Looks pretty small. Dimensions?

>>732541577
>My Penis is 6.75"-7.5" flaccid, the size really depends on things like temperature and the basic level of horniness. My erect size is ~10,5" in length at maximum with a girth of ~6.5" To put all this in relation: I'm 6″1.
>>732526732

winner jhonathan ur blessed

>>732541233
yeah, dude.Now that the suns out go nude sunbathing. You desperately need a tan.

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This is mine

>>732541130
DEATILS arsehole

>>732540516
danny d / 10

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>>732541658
Your girth is almost 17 centimeters and you sometimes feel self-conscious about it? What the fuck, dude.

>>732541283
Shane Diesel is like 8.5"x7.5"
So your like two inches longer and nly a third of an inch in diameter. Dude you are a monster in comparison.
You should just paint it black and proclaim it king of the BBCs

>>732541950
I am like 2.3" diameter what is he?

>>732541812
Oh I made it with this single mum, in her 30s.
She bragged about it with her friends sent pics.
I ended up fucking like 3 more chicks because of that.

>>732542029
http://www.islesofparadise.com/catalog/index.php/couples/toy-time/shane-diesel-s-cock-balls.html

According to that you are a lot bigger than him. Especially if you remember the include his balls in his length. GJ

>>732542093
That's like fantasy-tier material right there. God damn it, why can't I experience something like that?

>>732541775
>>732533323
You should invite out your mum too. Its polite.
How tall is your sister?

>>732542287
Christ, ok I am bigger than I thought.

>>732542380
Are you as big as him?

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>>732539951
What about this guy

>>732542407
5'0"
>>732542287
What pornstar is my size then?

this is the best dick rate thread in a while

post more

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>>732542489
Of course not, and that's the problem.

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>>732542563

>>732542563
BTW, this is what I have to do to hide a public boner

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>>732542783
forgot to pic

>>732542529
5' -- You would literally be passed her belly button. to her ribs.

>>732535232
More about this?

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>>732542563
k

>>732542813
beautiful

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not nearly as big as that other dude but whatever

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>>732542983

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>>732543004

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>>732542813
>>732542783
I'm a little over 8" by 6. 5~" and I just sit if I have a boner, kind of hides it can you do that?

>>732542677
you kinda look like one of my friends. you australian?

>>732543058
It's not me he asked for pics.
Yeah it's the Australian guy

>>732524338
I would suck you dry and then some. 15/10

>>732543025
fuuuuuck it's beautiful

post more?

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>>732543075
How does it feel like to have a dick like that, when guys like >>732541055 exist?

>>732543031
This happens
>>732534112

>>732543233
With it in the pants against the thigh?

>>732522173
Overall length is pretty good, looks above average, width on the other hand looks completely average. Color is nice, definitely appealing. Extremely nice shape, no abnormalities beside a slight curve to the left, but that's not a biggy. Biggest problem is the unclean shave, either go fully bald or have the pubs. Stubble is a huge turn off. All in all, 8/10. Nice dick!

>>732523183
3/10. Monster cock but looks disgusting. Fatter at the top than at the bottom, head is fucking disgusting, not to mention the average girl wont be able to take that.

>>732542407
Have you seen your sister naked?

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Rate my cock

>>732543339
your mom took all of it

>>732524338
Does it fit into pants?

>>732543390
I remember someone once saying, that if you can't fit your dick through a toilet paper roll, it's big. When looking at this pic, that method of telling if you are big or not, has been rendered void from now on.

You are a lucky guy. 8/10.

>>732543390
a challenger appears.

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>>732543476
not always.

>>732535898

and this my friends, is how easy it is to get laid as a woman.

>>732543374
you guys are weird. But yes.

>>732541055
photoshopped/10

>>732543773
Story?
Did she have nice nipples?
Clean shaven?

>>732543151
that was all, im sorry.

>>732544059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B14asZIPVP8

>>732543390
Clearly 6 solid inches above the sink/10. 0/10 for using the perspective trick.

>>732543390
That's an 8.5" dick hovering above to look longer. Can't believe these retards fall for this shit

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R8 this chode

>>732544864
Aesthetically pleasing chode. 7/10. Perfect dick for anal.

>>732544864
KAWAIII/10

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>>732523902
What about mine? :]