Would you fuck a horse for $500?

>>732520754
Pay $500
You bet!

>>732520754
Mare?

Seems a bit expensive but I guess it would have to depend on the quality of the horse

What's the catch?

>>732520754
What do you mean? Like, again?

>>732520754
Yes I would, not sure what a horse would do with $500 though.

If I give them 500, can it fuck me?

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>>732520754
Would you fuck a human for $500?

>>732520754
Yeah, cunt or ass, mare or stallion, fucking that no prob.

>>732520754
id pay anything to fuck a horse

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>>732520754
it depends on what you mean by "fuck a horse"

I would definitely put my dick in a horse for $500 (USD). But I would need at least 3 orders of magnitude more money before I let a horse put its penis in me.

pic unrelated

>>732520754
>get payed 500 bucks for my fetish
This is a wonderful world

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>>732520754
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>>732521476

So /b/ confirmed to be harboring bronies and horsefuckers? Gunu have to tell the authorities 'bout this one.

>>732521753
also yes, i would too like to have sexual relations with a horse

>>732520754
Would I die for $500? No. No I would not.

>>732521753
It's been like that since the start
At least we don't have /zoo/ like another chan

>>732521960
He didn't say get fucked by

>>732521960
If or not a girl or a retard that cannot read

Fucking a horse? No
Getting fucked by one? Hell yes.

>>732522193
At least I can form coherent sentences

>>732522224

Agreed, sir or madam.

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I run a stud farm, little do my clients know that every foal is mine.

>>732520754
i fuck the horse for free

Someone gunna post porn or what?

>>732520754
no, would you? seriously...

>>732522656
Spotted the newfag

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>>732522524
HOLY JESUSSS.

I would cut off all my limbs to fuck a horse like that.

>>732520754
I would fuck a mare for free if it was safe

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>>732520754

Horses? Horses.

>>732523285
Less cartoon
More real

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>>732523268

>>732523357
I could, but it's a bannable offense, so nope.

>>732523357
http://girlfuckshorse.net/
It's 90% horsedicks, 10% mare

>>732523541
Don't be a pussy

>>732520754
Sorry man, I don't have $500

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>>732520754
only if it hasn't been blacked

>>732520754
HOW DID A HORSE GET $500?

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stupid horse fucking pony fags

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>when will you finally take me on a ride oniii-chan ! (・ωｰ)~

>>732520814
What about.... 500 horses.... for $1.

>>732523443
Tail and leg wraps like that are so sexy

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>>732523818
I'd fuck an entire multiverse of horses of any size

pics not quite related but deal with it cuz its so hot it hurts

>>>/pol/125438484

pol talks beastiality

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>>732523934
fucking right?! this is literally my favorite image in existance

>>732521753
how fucking new are you retard

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>We furry now?

I activate my trap card

>>732522524
got any proof?

>>732523597
Why don't YOU post some, then, pissbaby?
I'm not in the mood to get banned.

>>732524192
That's awesome

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>>732524346

>>732520754
Here's the thing, I can't get off to anthropomorphic animals aka furries but I can jerk it to real versions of those animals. Am I a zoophile?

>>732523541
damn really? this place changed so much

>>732524985
Yes.
There is nothing wrong with mare pussy.

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>>732524985
If it's only that you "can", probably not. If you are really into or prefer or even are only attracted to, then yes, u r a zoo.

>>732523541
Is it actually a bannable offense? 4chins is for pussies now.

>>732525043
I know, right?
Something something "muh laws"
Why is 4chan not hosted in a country with more lax laws?

>>732520754
Seems a decent price for me

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>>732525368
>inb4 because the gov owns 4kids and are using it to gather data on pedos and horsefuckers

>>732522395
Glad you also got good taste.
To be completely honest though, I like dogs just a bit more. Gimme dat knot, baby. (And they're not done after 30 seconds)

>>732523541
Since when? There were 3 horse fucking threads last week alone. If it's bannable now it's only because /b/ will take any little shit stabber as a mod now.

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>>732523541
It's not porn if there are no humans involved right?

Just 'animal planet' ;)

>>732525874
Yes i would like to know more on how stallions and mares mate could you help me?

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>>732525874
RIP

I'll fuck 10 horses for free.

>>732525812
Actual bestiality porn has been bannable for months already, but most mods don't enforce it. I've seen tons of threads get deleted and people getting banned. I'm only good because I got a dynamic IP.

>>732525874
Yeah, that's actually not considered porn.


Also holy shit. Fucker made me solve seven captchas before I could post. Fucking bs.

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>>732526063
Youtube is best for that.

See eg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZyYcpKwvVw

>>732525874
more

>>732520866
You have to spend $500
>OP literally just said this

>>732526599
Picture doesn't do horses justice. The ass is half the hotness. But I'll take that really pink one while we are talking horsepuss

>>732527199

>"Literally"
They said no such thing.

>>732524346
>I activate my trap card

>doesn't post traps

kys

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>>732527248
a pink mini mare

little steep

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>>732527567
zug zug

>>732527567
$2,500 no questions asked.

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have some diversity

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>>732527500

I don't mind a bit of the ol faggotry but this is about as close as it gets in my collection.

>>732527718
That whole stripehorse is so clean and the fluff on the lips. Good god I will need new pants.

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>>732527809
trap?

You people are sick.

500? Yeah lol

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>>732528024
yes

>>732528151
Took the bait.

>>732520754
do fingering count as fucking ?

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>>732528195
I don't feel bad about it. So were all good.

>>732528279
Still taking bait.

>>732525714

I agree. Dog knots are amazing. Love them as well.

How about I give you 500 so I can fuxk your horse?

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>>732528324
Still feeling like a horsefucking millionare

>>732528444
You love bait.

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>>732528481
I wish the bait was a horse with twelve cocks and a cunt down it's spine, but this bait is still good.

>>732528410
YOU SIR ARE A GREAT MAN!!!!!

>>732528559
You now have bait aids.

>>732527718
Reminder that zebras have a 1.3 liter cumshot. YouTube has some great vids of the male pulling out and spooge flooding out on the ground.

>>732520754
nah

For $500 I'll let a horse fuck me.

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>>732528603
Still living and still loving this. I wish I had a horse for every good I are

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>>732520754
Absolutely

>>732528749
The bait killed you.

>>732528444
>noice trips son

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>>732528798
Or have I now baited the ever-fucking-living fuck out of you? I am a martyr for the bait.

>>732528892
I quit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Po6EBIo31vs

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die

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>>732524296
Oh god.
Its summer already

>>732529001
I need to feel that all over my face

>>732529063
is this yly cuz i died

>>732520754
NO

>>732529001
I never get to see cool stuff like that when I'm at the zoo

>>732528630
With something like this you'd think there would be some kind of zebra beast.
But zebras are assholes. Such magnitude of asshole they didn't get domesticated by humans asshole.

>>732529640
>>732529617
>>732529579
>>732529532
just put all of them in a gif

>>732529566
That's what I've heard about them. I still can dream that someone has a magical zebra facial vid.

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>>732520754
>Implying I wouldn't do it for free

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last image from me... a view from below

>>732520754
i would rather just sneak onto a farm and fuck one for free

Pay me 500? I'd do it for free.

I do a lot of things for free.

>>732529826
any pictures of horses where their horse tits are really big / full?

>>732529878
I hope you're joking. A guy in my state wss killed when a horse kicked him, he was fence hopping for some mare pussy. The horse didn't know him and got scared. You'll also likely get shot.

>>732529826
Looks like Beyonce's legs

>>732530041
There are some on the other chan

>>732530098
How can a horse fire a gun?

Stupid retard

>>732520754
if no one had to know about it and the oney came from nobody so it could no way come back to me? yes
if there was any chance someone could find out no

>>732520754
Sure, all I need now is $5000

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>>732530041
I think that's the biggest I have

>>732530224
which one?

>>732530325
Has anyone heard of people sucking horse tits? I think i have a new fettish

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>>732530325
I have enough trouble rationalising being attracted to human woman tits.. but horse tits? .. jesus fucking christ

>>732530390
The one with 8

>>732524985
I can get off to literally everything regardless of category/label (except puke, poop and landwhales). What does that make me? An omnisexual?

>>732520754
>$500?
>Are you insane?
>That's much to high.
>I'd do it for $7
>($8 if a bucket is required)

>>732530588
lmao only if its JTRHNBR

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yummy

>>732530606
MOAR

>>732520754
I'd do it for free.

>>732527718
I fucking love zebras....you don't even know

>>732530942
I love how they are all looking at it.

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>>732530998
what about a zebrina?

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>>732530998

>>732530936
need a video of someone milking a mare

>>732528630
link?

>>732520754
If you mean a mare, then yes.

>not owning a horse pussy fleshlight

that better be some good booty if im payin $500

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>>732520754
sure

>>732531436
>>732529566
>>732528630
https://gfycat com/PotableThatGoa

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>>732532459
more like this !!!!!

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>>732532605

>>732531366
Maybe look for some videos on making kumiss

>>732532501
fuck, that huge cum bubble

>>732520754
Pay or be payed?

Fuck or be fucked?

Everything but being fucked, yes.

>>732530428
Thanks for giving me a new fetish
>>732530502
Dont be so close minded

>>732532501
>that weird reddit page

Where are good places to find this sort of thing?

>>732527856
>stripehorse

>>732520754
I would do it for free.

I finally talked my bf into watching me take knot

>>732534609
Pics/vids now

>>732534609
Tits or gtfo

>>732534677
No

>>732534609
hey that's pretty fucking cool
if you posted a video that'd be cool as fuck sometime

>>732520754
I'd do it for free

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I've always wanted to fuck a mare, but I'll probably never get to

feelsbadman

Id fuck it for free tho

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>>732520754
Always

Depends on which one of us is taking the cock.

>>732531436
gtfo... now

>>732520754
If the opportunity presented itself, I'd do it for free.

I'd let a horse fuck me in the pussy or ass for free to be honest. As long as there was no risk of death or anyone finding out.

Though risk of death is kind of big because I'm very short/small.

>>732537817
tits or gtfo

>>732520966
Only with a condom and I would have to get the cash first.

>>732538116
Summer came early.

>>732521753
wanting to fuck a horse does not make you an autist aka brony

newfag thinks fbi isn't watching this site like a hawk, they already know

>>732538523
>pussy
tits... or get the fuck out... this has been said for over a decade to supposed women. Get the fuck out... now...

back to
>>>/mlp/

>>732538762
I've been on here since 2005. I just want to talk about my love of horsecock. That's all I come here for these days. I literally do not care about proving I have a vagina. I just want to talk about horse and dog dick.

>>732520754
>Would you fuck a horse for $500?
You wouldn't have to pay me, but thanks for the offer!

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>>732524373
woooow this guy is retarded.
You can't impregnate a horse unless you're a horse or some other equine species

otherwise we'd have pic related by now

>>732523739
>>732520966
back to
>>>/mlp/

>>732538879
Well then you and i are pretty much from the same year and here for mostly the same purpose. but seriously, you should be used to that shit by now.

>>732520754
Wait, I get paid? I'd do it, as long as I wasn't being fucked.

>Don't want to be Mr Hands

>>732539898
plenty of people do it without busting their gut
Not sure how they do it but the amateurs get the horse hard it doesn't thrust. probably use viagra since that doesn't cause arousal just increased bloodflow to groin. Jerk the horse off before doing it and it'd have no urge to thrust since it just got off.

Would you fuck a sheep if you was another sheep?

>>732540149
Well, I'd probably let a horse fuck me for $500. Probably the best $500 I'd ever make.

would pay $500 to fuck a horse

>>732520754
No. Kill yourselves, all of you.

>>732540319
theres assuredly a market for it
trick is getting your foot in the door

Anyone got the gif of that dude giving a horse a handjob?

>>732538879
tell us about your experiences, then.

Is it true horses really want human dick and will put Thier ass in your face untill you fuck them?, What about blowjobs wouldn't you get your Dick bit off

>>732520754
I'd fuck one for free. #brohoof

>>732527718
race mixing scumbag. Stick to british horses, please.

>>732540939
not completely, but mares who dont get fucked for long periods of time will rub their button you and nip at your hips and stuff like that when sexually deprived.

>>732540939
I fucked a pony when I was 13, it was pretty much as you describe, it kept turning it's ass to me and lifting it's tail, flaring it's pussy libs. Too much of an invite, couldn't help myself, put my dick in and pumped away.

>>732541642
>>Expect funny answers
maybe 9gåg is more your thing, anon.

>>732520754
I'd do it for free.

>>732540242
Ma nigga

>>732543242
>huge ram nuts

Is the horse enjoyed getting fucked

>>732543663
not if it am piss