ITT: We all live under the same roof. What the fuck, Josh? Stop

Buy a bro a new laptop B.

Dayum

>>732514320
Shut the fuck up faggot.

>>732514320
Ummm guys, have ya'll noticed that van crossing the street? It's been 3 days

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>>732514320
Holy shit i actually am Josh, and i do look up trap porn...

but Fuck You its My laptop, Not everything under this roof belongs to you Asshole

and stop eating all my honey mustard pretzel pieces you dyke

>>732514320
Guys, shitter's clogged.

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>>732515005
Again? Are you eating that fucking month old Chinese food again?

>tfw my name is josh and I do watch traps

Thanks OP, time to kill myself

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[Note on fridge door]
>Which one of you fucks touched my AR-10? If I find out who it was I'm going to fucking siege your room and pillage your asshole.

- /k/yle

>>732514320
Who's feeding the loli in the basement tonight? You fags need to stop feeding her taco bell

Guys I just filled our prescriptions at the pharmacy, I got ativan, Xanax, klonopin, Valium, percocet, percodan, Darvon complex, codeine, morphine, vicodin, Lexapro, Paxil, Prozac, effexor, seroquel, Trazadone, buspar, Celexa, welbutrin, cymbalta, and a whole boat load of Valtrex

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Who the fuck is leaving dick cheese and pubes on the toilet seat?!

>>732515556
I need coke, man. I'm about to shitpost all /b/ tonight man. I need to keep awake

>>732514681
It's the fucking DEA again, pass me anon's AR-10

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>>732515713
There's some Coke in the fridge. But if you take one don't be a faggot like Chris and not replace it.

>>732515907
Shit, man. My vpn failed

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>>732515907
Touch it and you'll wish you were a POW caught by the VC, let me shoot those fuckers

>>732515556
Don't forget the Viagra were going to need after taking all of that

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For the last time, Josh. Keep your pony shit just for you, faggot.

Who the fuck took my coke

>>732516479
This is why you pay me for security

>>732516479
It was Kevin. Nigga's been hanging with hookers for like 3 days

WE'RE OUT OF NUTELLA

>>732516357
I'm taking measurements tomorrow for our custom penis pumps no need for viagra

>>732516479
When you're under this roof it's OUR coke

The landlord's here. Turn off all the lights, man. Shhhh

>>732516706
Should I commence operation removal?
I may or may not have exceeded the number of guns allowed in this house...
By a lot...

Who the fuck keeps drinking all my BooKoo?

Hey guys, This is my new gf, she has a very feminine penis so hands off.

>>732514320
Damn, guys. This place smells like shit. Btw my girl is coming for the first time tonight. Can u guys behave yourself?

No, we are not hanging a nazi flag in the living room. I don't fucking care what you say.

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Do you guys mind if my little sister stays with us for a couple days?

حي، ايم ط نو غوي فروم /int/

>>732517452
Does she like to get raped and is she underaged?

>>732517452
So she's 18?
She's 14, man.
So i'm 14 too faggot

WHOSE HAM SANDWICH IS IN MY ASS AGAIN GOD DAMN IT STEVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO SNORT MY INHALER IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU SEE GOD

>>732517843
we found who took the coke

Who the fuck used my dragon dildo?? Next time clean it bitches

yo guys you forgot to let the dog out again and he shit all over the kitchen floor what the fuck guys.

>>732518225
anon for the last fucking time we don't have a dog. That is just Jacob's autistic cousin.

>>732518209
>dragon dildo
>not having monthly subscription service

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Thanks for letting me be part of your house, m8s. My room is your room

>>732514320
*puts Cyclone B in the air conditioning*

ITT : we cleanse /b/ of degenerates and moral fags

GODDAMNIT STOP FARTING!! IM TRYING TO SLEEP!

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>>732518517
>Cyclone B

>>732518517
>>732518655
Holy fuck, how'd it get so windy in here?

NATHAN STOLE MY FUCKING BLACK DESTROYER AND IS USING IT TO BEAT ORPHANS AGAIN! NATHAN YOU KNOW THAT GOES UP MY ASS I THE ONLY BLOOD I WANT ON THAT IS MINE!

So where are we exactly living?

>>732514320
Straight looks like a anarchist collective I lived in when I was younger. Fuck that place. And fuck you for reminding me of it.

I'd kill you all and bury the bodies in the basement.

>>732518947
In a cluster fuck. You love thee you should know

>>732515556
Don't forget to pick up the Adderall too

>>732519104
We don't have a basement. Not since the Fire Nation attacked.

Guys, I don't care that you have dirty dishes... Just put them in the Fucking dishwasher so I don't have to clean the Fucking counter off to make a sandwich!

>>732518947
Niggertown Detroit

Don't go outside

>>732516585
HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>732519267
Fuck off nigger just feed the dishes to Jacobs autistic cousin he like anything from ceramic to paper.

>>732519392
>>732519267

And it's your turn to buy the dishwasher soap!

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>>732519311
Don't worry about that, my autistic dog will protect us.

Which one of you autists gave my pet slav more vodka? He has a daily limit and he's gone over it and now he's stolen my laptop and is screaming in russian at some fucking russian game he pirated.

>>732519488
Didn't you hear we live in Niggertown Detroit fuck off if I am going out there.

>>732518517

>Cyclone B

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Go sit in the corner retard!

>>732514320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaRRwOz4uEo

>>732519620
I'm sorry he started squatting and giving me the Goolag eyes again.

>>732514320
>732514320

Somebody's been smoking in here. Keep it up and we won't get our damage deposit back

>>732519620
The little faggot bet be I couldn't squat flet foot, loser had to chug a fifth. fucking showed him.

>>732519805
Just fucking scream something in russian at him and he'll fuck off, just don't give him vodka without my permission

>Update, he's now spraying an AKM at anyone who fucking enters the room, I don't even know where he got the ammo for the fucking thing

>>732520001
God damn it he got into Gunanon's stash.

did someone drink my piss jugs?

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*drags dead hooker inside *
H-HEy anons, I remember I needed that 50$ for battlepack funds in battlefield 1 soooo. Watchu guys trynna do..

>>732520193
HE'S FUCKING EXECUTING EMPTY BOTTLES OF VODKA
THERE'S SHATTERED GLASS IN MY FUCKING BED

>>732520369
I thought that was apple juice until I realized that I was horribly mistaken then gave it to the slav and told him it was arabian vodka

>>732520488
That's it, he's out of control. I'm letting the niggers in.

OPENING THE FOODGATES

>>732520556
arabian vodka? you mean sand

>>732520667
NOT ON MY MOTHER FUCKING WATCH! GUNANON SORRY BUT THAT AR-10 IS MINE NOW

>>732520692
Sand? Vodka? a slav doesn't know the difference

>>732520802
sandvodka? now id drink that

>>732520667
>>732520743
MY SLAV IS FUCKING EXECUTING NIGGERS IN MY ROOM
>AND THERE'S STILL GLASS IN MY BED

>>732514320
Hey guys, I need to come in to shower. And which one of you sons of bitches was in the shed last night? That's MY room and you fuckers need to leave my jars alone

>>732520992
Deal with the glass yourself but the slav is doing a great job well shit he is doing our job.

>>732521084
Sorry just tried helping add on to the cum jars

>>732521096
It's ok, the remaining niggers have stolen all of the glass shards

OH SHIT THERE ARE TOO MANY NIGGERS!THEYRE CALLING FOR /b/LACKUP!! BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE TSUNIGGER!

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Who's Tinder date was that last night?
I hope I didn't catch herpes from one of you

>>732521291
Just tell them there's an invisible force field around the house, they're stupid enough to believe it

>>732521313
That was jacob's autistic cousin and I think she has aids of some sort.

>>732515005
Get that one Andy Stixx faggot in here he'll fix it

>>732514320
OK which faggot used up all the toilet paper

>>732521410
My bad also sorry I was the one who clogged the toilet

>>732521169
They aren't cum, that's in OP's room. Those are my piss jars, you ape

>>732521899
oh that's why OP's jars were super bitter.

>>732522124
Yeah, if more than three of us had real jobs we could afford something to eat beyond kombucha and onions

>>732514320
>>732514681
>>732514682>>732515005


samefag

which one of you faggots shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain?

>>732522953
Either the slav or Jacob's autistic cousin.

>>732523068
My slav shits in your bed, though

>>732523238
No the niggers you let in stole my bed I don't even have a bed

>>732523462
I didn't let the fuckers in

>>732523860
someone let them in

>>732524036
My Slav killed them all