REKT thread pt. 2

>>732513408
>not calling it 88mph

>>732514268
Why did this make me laugh so hard?

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>>732513408
Good to see so many folks coming out to help. It's actually a positive.
Now, can you handle the monstrosity I am about to unleash?

>>732514721
did his fucking head come off jesus christ

>>732514717
Maybe you were expecting rekt and then it just ended. I didn't realise it was not a rekt video when I selected it

>>732513646
must have been a bully, he was the only one killed

Any thread started with that gay forced meme should be ignored.

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>>732515178
Other memes, yes, but not this one. This one's special

>>732513646
honestly tho this guy's fucking retarded. he gets like 4 shots off and then doesn't realize like everyone is just playing dead. and then he either forgets to save a round for himself or he just had like no ammo to start with

>>732515355
vine fag geT OUT

>>732514721
Did he died?

>>732515522
are you fucking blind or just retarded?

>>732515554
then one bitch comes and tries to stop him and then they hug

>>732515571
Newfag

>>732513646
lol the americans knew what to do right away.

>>732515571
Found the newfag!

>>732515080

you monster

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>>732515754
Yes, it's part of our bedtime stories now, once upon a time, there was a school shooter

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ha

Can someone post new stuff for once?

>>732516049
I am american and we started having school shooting drills when I was in high school.

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>>732516167
After you

>>732516596
fucking pol

>>732516463
niggers

not even once

>>732516596
context plz my dude

>>732513408
wtf is happening? from the flash to the sudden hoard of people coming from legit nowhere wtf is this

>>732512458
why people are feeding this fucking retarded cancer shit?

more?

>>732513646
where was this?

>>732515554
These are my favorite

>>732517172
i think new mexico

>>732516596
An sjw perusing gender equality in street fights

>>732516726
Tranny drugged up and provoking people, eventually some dude snaps.

>>732514268
>not naming it R2-DINDU

>>732517172
http://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-mexico-school-shooting-20170118-story.html

>>732517347
old mexico

http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/18/gunfire-erupts-at-mexican-private-school-injuries-reported/

>>732517172
It was in Monterrey, Nuevo León, México. Funny side: everyone survived (except the killer)

he dindu nuffin

>>732513646
lol, piece of shit cocksucking basement dweller, he's getting gang raped in hell for eterninity.

>>732517611
hUgE faggit detected; kys

>>732517490
lol

>>732513646
Fun fact: Only the shooter and the teacher died. All the injured kids are fine now

>>732516049
I wish I could be there to shoot some of those yellow chimps.

>>732518329
Wrong, first kid shot in the head also died.

>>732517611
The teacher died too after weeks in the hospital. She was braindead

>>732516744
they were trying to go back to the future

>>732515080
Oh my goodness!!!

oh god, nevermind. i'm not posting anymore webms in a thread started by that fecalphiliac fag obsessed with whoever the fuck he keeps posting about

>>732518385
First kid survived, most of the articles on it are spotty, but there's a wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colegio_Americano_del_Noreste_shooting

>>732515080
did he died

>>732515108
more like ripped in half than just the head
god I hate china so much

>>732518385
Yeah, except he didnt. He was out of the hospital 2 months ago

>>732518746
can't imagine being that guy, grazed by someone who jumped

>>732518746
>filename

lost

>>732518749
How did he live? He dropped like a rag doll

>>732515522
no all the king's horses and all the king's men put him back together

does this count
>>732518626

>>732518385
Stupid idiot.. Research first before you talk shit

>>732515554
dumb bitch

>>732519330
retarded question but did he died he swung him by the neck at the end not sure

>>732519471
probably

>>732519471
No, he just passed out from the lack of oxygen

>>732519330
holy fuck backstory please

>>732519558
dont know it sorry

>>732519558
Sure. This was a historical reenactment.
Popular pastime

>>732519157
Shooter used one of those shitty guns used to hunt small animals and didn't cause that much damage

>>732519677
Fred Savage

>>732519658
back in my day we used baseball bats and rope

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>>732518257
Ok, this is edgy

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>>732516945
Because it's hungry

>>732518746
I like the way the coat or shirt kind of drifts its way in after.

>>732519658
l0l

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>>732519702
>shitty guns for hunting
>don't cause much damage
but it's for hunting so it would still be lethal unless you mean like a pellet gun in which case those don't have the flash when fired

>>732516726
Some dude was pretending to be a chick,
met up with this guy, this guy didnt like what was going on and expressed himself poorly. Sure dropping a person is fine but booting them in the face after is a little harsh. This man faced charges of assault and attempt at murder, sentenced to house arrest with no parole for 5 years.

>>732519471
the quick rotation of his arm caused the nigger's submandibular gland to release a potent neurotoxin /b/ fags refer to as "nerve gas" killing him instantly

Moar!!

>>732520553
I'm no gun expert cause I'm no murrican, look at when the shooter shoots himself in the head the 1st time, the bullet bounces of him and hits the ceiling, so those bullets are clearly weak af

>>732520772
but like, it was clearly self defense that just got out of hand, she was smackin the shit out of him even if he wasn't reacting

>>732520878
really? it looked to me like he was out of ammo when he tried to shoot himself, but the quality's so low you're probably right...

>>732515318

He didn't "forget a round for himself". The fucking moron MISSED the first shot he tried to an hero with. Watch it again and you'll see the dust from him missing and hitting the ceiling.

>>732520878
He was out of ammo

>>732521386

Read >>732521071

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>>732515080

>>732521065
The video is all over youtube. Search for "Colegio Americano del Noreste"

>>732515318
ur dumb

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>>732521386
He wasnt out of ammo at that point, idiot. Can you not see all the dust from the ceiling? He clearly did shoot himself and the bullet bounced

>>732521242
This is a classic.

>>732521242
wat da fak?

>>732521742
Yeah, greatest father in the world material too

>>732521881
Newfag

>>732521717
Why the fuck did he reload then, dumbass? Read a book

>>732519702
Laser tag gun

>>732521881
>>732521957
samefag

>>732516463
So is it her place and people just decide to turn up have a pool party at her place ?

>>732521434
That grass is totally getting rekt

>>732519330
Caught with his pants down

>>732516596
I always want to know what happens next

>>732521717
.22 not even once

>>732521242
what the fuck? story?

>>732514268
Haters gonna hate

>>732522010
You're as dumb as they come. Please kys

>>732516049
That last kick to the grandmas face made me kek.

>>732522093
Or a Nerf gun?

>>732521242
Did he just "I'll do it for you" to that guy?

>>732522392
Not an argument

>>732522144
"I love saying things I can't prove" :P

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>>732522149
She was a neighbor complaining about the noise. She probably felt that calling the cops would have been less "progressive." Bet she voted for Hillary.

>>732521245
I was waiting for the car to transform.

>>732522409
seems more like airsoft to me. you can customise those and crank up the fps to real firearm speeds if you really wanted I'd guess that could be fatal, but the muzzle flash is what shows it

>>732513408
zombies

>>732521242
Fucking idiot parents degrade their depressed son to the point he wanna kill himself, and then the dad wants to be a tough guy, so he pulls a loaded gun from his pocket, cocks it, puts it in front of his kid, and tells him to do it. So the kid does, and at first that dad thinks he shot the gun into the air, so he smacks him, but then realized that his kid just fucking shot himself, so he faints. The mom also flails around like an autist.

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>>732515554

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>>732522489

>>732521245
legs know how to use them or stay home on your fat ass

>>732515113
pfff newfag

>>732522167

tell me about it anon. tell me about it.

>yes, that is my grass

>>732516463
LULZ

>>732522440
You can clearly see the video with your own very eyes, and yet you can't seem to comprehend what is being presented before you. You are quite clearly mentally handicapped and I'm sorry for you.

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>>732515080
THE FUCK MAN

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>>732522392
Dumb as they come
As they drum
As I want you to hum
I'm not an hero
But I count to zero
Downwards from twelve
Then I shoot myself

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>>732520824

>>732522951
That's why there should be an application process before having kids.

>>732522489
Holy fuck dude, that was in Lima, Perú, i used to live near that zone, well i'm in Barranco, but holy fuck such crazy memories

>>732516726
the dude disguised as not a dude wasn't being a bro so a bro put his foot down

>>732520441
i was just thinking that.... nice dubs

>>732520441
Called in reinforcements

>>732519330
bunch of dindus

>>732516463
This is why you keep a piece in the house

>>732519677
everytime

Can y'all post y'al's best stuff?

>>732522951
That guy needs to be getting the fuck out of there.

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>>732514268

>>732515080
Quads in the time signature though

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>>732514268
xD

>>732523840
> armed robbery
> the dead suspect didn´t carry a weapon

>>732522010
Yeah, because reading a book will help you find out if this kid reloaded or not.

>>732522951
>"oh shit stroller"
>avoid stroller
>avoid stroller
>"oh shit curb"
>fuck stroller

>>732514268
wait this guy is black , thats odd, i mean when have you seen a black guy steal something, this is very puzzling

>>732518257
ok what's happening other then typical muslim shit in this webm? context?

>>732515312
wtf is this crap?

>>732524397
newfag shit

>>732524447
Least it's better than the stupid banana/pickle

>>732522407
ikr top kek

>>732513651
Underrated post

>>732515554
lol, i wonder what she said that set him off?

>>732516463
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha funny shit

Anybody else got some ylyl rekt videos? Here's one that always makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMXamosNN9Q

>>732522573
Really?
You mean to tell me that you didn't see it coming? The setup was SO obvious you normie piece of trash

>>732524264
They are Roma gypsies

>>732525323
they dont deserve this treatment , poor kid

>>732519677
i ruse

>>732515161
No, he got the teacher too, everyone else just played dead.

>>732522573
leave new cunt , lurk more or gtfo faggit

>>732515312
It's a shitstorm!

>>732525748
was he kill tho?

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>dumbasses feeding a thread started by one of the 2 log of shit retards

>>732515554
Gotta hand it to her, she didn't go down right away.

>>732524447
go back to 9gag

>>732516712
they make up for it with shit like this
>>732516596

>>732524264
>muslim
They are gypsies aka roma. they're notorious for being criminals and thieves but the government can't do shit because they're nomadic. Probably someone in eastern europe got fed up with them, this is probably serbia or hungary or romania

>>732519157
>>732519702
Certain rounds are pretty weak. I can shoot some .32 into a pair of old cargo pants and find the bullets in the pockets, barely penetrating 1 layer of cloth.

>>732525901
for his sake, I hope so. better than living out the rest of your life as a lollypop

>>732526458
he dead bro i was kiding

>>732515554
hahahahah nigger slut

>>732521242
>>732522749
If I recall story correctly, it was a little different than that. The father put the gun on the counter and told his son to shoot him. Context, the son was like in his 20s and worked in his parents shitty liquor store or whatever and generally doing nothing with his life. Dad comes in puts the gun and says like "Shoot me because you're basically killing me", but then decides to off himself. That's the reason why you see the Dad lifting his shirt and pointing at it.

>>732516049

totally incorrect file name.

correct name: everybody was kungfu fighting.webm

>>732526648
i heard the story a bit different from what i heard
the son was suicidal and the father finnaly got tired of his shit pulled out his gun and told him here go ahead and kill yourself so he did

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>>732516049
>>732526888

omg, trips tell the truth

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>>732513408
Nerve gas

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>>732527555
checked

>>732519702
He used a .22 handgun. It's a small bullet, but can still easily kill you.

>>732520878
His kill shot was a .22 bullet to the brain. Try it yourself.

>>732526935
I heard the story a little different. The father put the gun on the counter and told his son to shoot his mother because that cunt left the kitchen.

>>732516463
hope they all get shot.

>>732527896

dat file name. but it's BORIS you fuckwit

>>732528293
fugggg :DDDD

>>732527302

kek

>>732522489

Lima, Peru. One and only City of Fury.

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>>732526022
Logged

>>732518257
this is so satisfying

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>>732522951
What a retard. They're illegally crossing 4 lanes of traffic ( not at a cross walk) and they don't think to carefully peek around the median to see if there's any on coming traffic? Also the dad ran like he was thinking "OH no, you're not going to NOT hit my kids." kek. Driver's completely innocent but will probably blame himself because of those kid's parents stupidity.

>>732522951
>hits two kids at full speed
>went out of car
>looks for damage on the car first
classic

>>732519184

kek

>>732516049

Fuck, that guy in the foreground has the godfist

does anyone have that gif with the three kids get rekt

>>732518257
How can this makes you happy
Look how horrified that little girl is
Whoever did this thinking they've done some kind of justice is fucking idiot
Respecting others,helping others is what makes us different than terrorists this shit don't

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>>732530961
That is a really beautiful floor.

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>>732519330

>>732531382
Paraplegic for life, fucking dumbfuck.

>>732515355
post the one where he gets lit on fire

>>732531123
FUCKING KEK

>>732520019
Your mum was pretty damn hungry last night,thankfully my leviathan penis sated her ravenous appetite

>>732516049
story?

>>732531831
heh

>>732532064
British tourists getting beat up in Thailand
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PsbE7Gku5iU

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>>732525313

>>732516945
because you dumbasses seem upset by seeing it.
if you didn't whine about it, the original creator would stop posting it over and over.

>>732518257
damn gypsey pigs deserve no less

>>732521242
how not to raize ur kids

>>732532657
I am a gore fan and i saw all kinds of stuff but this one video was hard to look at, damn.

>>732516049
Well at least striped shirt managed to stay on his feet

>>732532657
Thats not a llama dumbass.

>>732532799
It's a big Lama.

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>>732532799
>not a llama
lol, found the atheist!

>>732532799
its a camelama

>>732530748
Gypsies do not deserve any respect. They should be killed off, exterminated from the human race.

>>732516284
Literally no you haven't and you probably aren't even American.

A teacher here or there might take it upon themselves to suggest what students might do if a bully victim comes to exact revenge, but literally no school in the United States does "shooter drills." Such a stupid thing would only serve to reinforce the false belief that it could happen anywhere and it's just around the corner and its just waiting to happen again and oh my god when will it happen here I better be scared all the time.

In fact, the faculty at last high school at which I worked actively fought to curb rumor and fearmongering about school shooters to tamp down the hyperbolous liberal snowflake hysteria.

>>732532914


>lol, found the atheist!
lol found the bible monkey

>>732533091
strongly agree, as a romanian. They are nothing but cancer to civilized humanity.

>>732522489
yeah if she voted for trump she'd be overweight, drooling, and incapable of speech. so she'd just have stayed at home.

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>>732512458

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>>732522951

>>732516463
KEK
What'd she honestly think would happen when she went to the nignug party and asked them to turn the music down?
Nothing good ever comes from asking them to lower the music!

>>732533101
>hyperbolous liberal snowflake hysteria.
>lives in country that leads the world in unstable shitheads flipping out and shooting crowds of civilians
WEW

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>>732533091
>>732533165
You have two buttons, one labeled Gypsies, the other labeled Muslims...

>>732518257
Looks like a typical pair of radically racist white men

>>732533429
Shifted ate the real niggers of the world. I'd love to see every white cumskin slaughtered.

>>732522330
>son is a failure in his parents eyes
>dad tells son to kill himself
>dad gives son his gun and turns away
>son shoots himself
>dad's first thought was that son shot the gun at dad and goes to slap son for such disrespect
>parents realize son is dead
>drop on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>the end

>>732513646
They should've all just dog piled on the dumbfuck and knocked him out. He obviously barely knew how to use a handgun.

>>732533176
This is some real rekt right here. Just look at the frustration in it's words.

>>732525380
Gypsies live off of theft and hate other races. I have no sympathy for anyone still clinging to their disgusting culture. They're unsympathetic leeches.

>>732533812
But whites romanticize it when they do it. Whites are absolute scum and hyoocrites

>>732530961
um...ok

>>732533989
kill yourself shitskin

>>732532657
>>732532763
>but this one video was hard to look at, damn.
manlet faggot...
in ksa we do the same thing every year with dozen of them

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>>732533989

>>732525380
yes they do

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>>732530879

>>732534049
source

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>>732534049
Source???

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>>732533989

>>732532657
now thats halal

>>732514268
the future is here

>>732533992
Shit like this really piss me off

>>732533091
totally agree
same Cancer here in Bosnia
when the war break out they could choose a side and fight for their homeland, or desert, leave the country and leave the others fight for their Homes. Guess what most of them did?
thank god there are merely any left here.

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>>732534328
It's shit. Seriously. That part of the movie was the only good part until it goes into full retard into wildly overbearing feminazi territory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tag_(film)

>suspense, action, and horror film
No.

>>732513408
>when a car alarm goes off in L4D

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White race rekt

>>732516049
>old lady stumbling through fight gets clocked in the nose
>manages to sit upright
>gets kicked in the face
Oh lordy

>>732516463
niggers must die

>>732532392
apparently you missed the thread made a hundred times a day for the last year before people started helping him.

>>732533989
>living off other races
>he thinks whites aren't self-sufficient

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>>732534572
You are right, he was following way too close.

>>732517611
how are they a killer if everyone survived?

>>732533662
>implying you need to be good at anything to hurt people with a handgun
>two people dead
>actually thinking like this
you are a hungry ghost, not a person.

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>>732515080
Wtf m8

>>732519658
kek

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lets play a game
leak your ex gf
>s и α ρ ¢ н α тd .com
thank me later

>>732533895
daaaaaaamn

>>732515080
WTF IS THIS MADNESS

I should report this to the cyber cops

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instead you should just
> s и α ρ ¢ н α тd .com
and leak all your snapchat friends

>>732514721
Only in china

>>732514721
I like how the heads just rolls itself off the body

>>732516463
>black lives matter

>>732522951
These are my favs

>>732519330
file name should be "ape gets tranquilized after escaping zoo"

>>732522732
Bustanut.jpeg

>>732534696
Mmmm getting behind a bitch thats the place to be
Have a hand full of titty toooo

>>732519677
fucking alpha

>>732515554
You have just met my 'mother' I never fought back though coz if I did she would throw herself on the floor and tell everyone I hit her

>>732531831
anyone else saw banana in the beginning of this=

>>732533101
It's pretty easy to find reports of actual drills if you search. They havent become commonplace because student were legitimately scared by the few instances that were done.

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>>732532799

>>732532914
Story?

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>>732535107
Ah ha ha ha ha ha

>>732534906
The way that pole swings back up is fucking weird.

>>732535174
>wolves

>>732534906
Holy fuck, that's fucking horrible

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Good thread OP>>732512458