Ylyl dumping shit I've lost to

>>732507085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G2zg6DERav

>be me
>be 17
>drunk and on cocaine
>friends decide to pull a prank on me
>tell me we going to rob taxi drive
>reach destination
>friend signals me to grab taxi driver in a choke from behind his seat
>i've got my arm around his neck
>friends just look at me and say wtf are you doing
>something is wrong with me
>i get out of taxi
>friends apologies to driver and pay him

Electric Toothbrush Dildo Prank Call (OC)

https://youtu.be/mDjDjRIAUrU

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uiu3hCyZqA&t

>>732507454
wow cute voice

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Picked balogna man

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>>732507454

>>732507454
Poppy?

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HI!

This is Pastor Drenda and I love COCKS! Tweet me pictures of your hard cock, your neighbors cock, your dogs cock, God I just love BIG HARD DICKS! Cock tribute my profile photo and I will retweet it to all my followers! It is your guaranteed way to salvation!!

https://www.twitter.com/DrendaKeesee

>>732511734
You seem upset

>>732509767
Beware Children At Play gif?

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>>732512698
This reminds me of that /d/orse shit

>>732511734
how about my gold fish?

>>732512659
>age
>12
M-mods?

>>732513098
this made me appreciate my own dick so much. jesus christ

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*blocks your path*

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>>732513098
Jesus Christ, I hope that poor turtle gave that nigger dickrot

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Classic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

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>>732513959

Volume up...
https://www.redtube.com/8721

>>732513819
oh god imagine the smell

>>732512659
>Mr. Clover - blowjob

>>732512923
Haha. National SOCIALISM has no room for communism. Fucking /pol/ cucktards.

>>732513667
The cringe.

>>732513398
Why hasn't anyone killed this giant haired faggot yet

>>732513819
This is legitimately depressing.

>>732507024 >>732507085
>>732507128 >>732507454
>>732507609 >>732508065
>>732508389 >>732509767
>>732509884 >>732510129
>>732510765 >>732512659
>>732512698 >>732512724
>>732512923 >>732512967
>>732513098 >>732513191
>>732513398 >>732513477
>>732513608 >>732513667
>>732513819 >>732513954
>>732514091

Funny


>>732507160 >>732512862
>>732513714 >>732514116

Not Funny

>>732513959
Someone please tell me this is real

>>732514876

>Because humor isn't subjective

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>>732514876

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>>732514679

>>732515290
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

>>732514329
(ew)

>>732511248
your loss

>>732515290
>lootcrate subscribers

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>>732515480
*blocks your path*
Nothin personnel kid

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Ok lets dump niggers

>>732511248
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G2zg6DERav
its just the fail /pol/ roast in a text to speech engine its pretty cute

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>>732517043
Nice try buddy i aint falling for it

>>732517143
>2017
>scared of vocaroos

>>732516401
a healthy bully culture like u had would had prevented this creature to even leave highschool....he would have been reduced to at least a quited almost even cute introvert.....but this whole new "SJW" and anti-bully shit is breaking everything now...

>>732516401
He's got a hot girlfriend

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>>732517481

>>732511589
Enkidu

>>732507024
I work in a hotel. I'm so glad we don't have porn. I've shown up to work drunk so many times I probably would have watched that when a guest was ready to check in.

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>>732518154
Kaleeb?

>>732518519
I'm not a foreigner.

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>>732518635
Kaleb?

>>732518757
:]

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>>732518858
^^blepe? looks like gumball

>>732516523
fucking KEK

>>732512724
to be honest the bottom right girl looks pretty cute. Would be surprised if she was actually a girl and the youtube title is fake

>>732519233
/k/, raisin cartridges more magical than napalm shotgun shells

>>732512659
>4/20 busier than any other day
>Age: ?

>>732514091
top kek

>>732507454
HOLLY FUCK ITS NYANNERS

>>732510765
>deepwater Jew
something something sand dollars and sandbanks

>>732518594
This is just really, really sad. Like wow I need to go lay down for a bit holy shit.

>>732507454

lily?

>>732513170
Where the fuck was the number 12 anywhere on that page? Also it's a price of paper you stupid piece of shit.

>>732513714
He's right, though. Weed smokers are gay.

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>>732520437
No u

>>732520316
Look again retard

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>>732513398
Wukong is a great league champ

>>732519998
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmrscB5lMf-yaOiygC7WzTA

>>732515424
this is really underated. good old karma

<<haha ha hahahaha

>>732514116
>https://www.redtube.com/8721
I've not lost this hard in ages

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^^haha i forgot pic lol

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>>732521456

>>732516627
this is cringe because of all the (you)s

don't fucking parade your own post, faggot

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>>732521688

>>732513398
*blocks my path*
*walk away laughing my ass off at him for looking like a living breathing Jimmy Neutron*

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>>732520580
No 12 here

>>732522005
back to red dit boyo

>>732521392
You know, sometimes you wonder how the fuck these people voted for Trump, then you see shit from rednecks or white trash like this and suddenly it becomes clear. They´re just fucking stupid.

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>>732507024

the struggle to keep a straight face is real.

>>732521615
looks like DingDongVG

>>732514116
kek

>>732514876
LOL NOBODY CARES!!!

>>732520580
there's no fucking 12

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>>732522286
This is negative funny

>>732513398
>the face of /ck/

>>732513398
*Answers riddle

>>732519998
Sadder than being one away from quads?

>>732509767
sauce?

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>>732520938
>all comments are disabled

>>732523616


HAHAHAHA OMG SSSSO FUNNNYY XXXXXDDDD WOW!!! LOL!!!! FUCKING GREAT

>>732523807
ikr XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>732507024

>>732523149
Tumblr messages are enabled
Im talking to her rn
She seems real nice

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>>732523469
Post more thicc ivanka

>>732509220
>stolen from other thread gtfo

>>732513098
Mods

>>732516401
>personnel

fuck please stop

>>732513959
Mods

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>>732524450
MaCe me

>>732521615
is this the new banana, tell me this isn't the new bananna

>bannanna thread

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>>732514116
fucking great

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>>732524126

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>>732524651
Its the new pepe

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>>732524450

How do you not know that classics?

>>732513819
>He probably named them

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>>732524867
Like snow whites dwarves my man

>>732518026
KYS

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>>732524823

>>732518519
Faggot?

>>732524823
because he's a stupid newfag nigger

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>>732525013

>>732518757
Fag?

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>>732524881
Saved for my cringe folder

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>>732518858
>what is this autism?

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>>732525188

>>732524948
Theres Slappy and Grabby and Oily and Bouncy and Flabby and Squeezy and Doc

>>732514876

Who the fuck asked you?

>>732508389
Lost big time, lol

>>732525240
>>732525188
How dare you make eyes look at this evil.

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>>732513819
Am I retarded for looking at this and first wondering if his cane needed to be charged or something and not at all the fake perginas?

>>732522590
As is blepe

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>>732525496

>>732525185
you're welcome. i saved it myself from a friend's facebook. she was horrified when i notified her of it. the comments were normal reactions to how ridiculous it was, and his only response was something like "i was being polite" or something in reference to how he talked. she hard deleted and blocked him. also that part in the middle with two red boxes next to each other (i accidentally made it a little smaller than the other boxes for no reason), he actually used her middle name and last name. for example, if her name was "mary jane smith", he said "miss jane smith".

spread it around. i dont post often, but its fucking gold and i think more people should see it. it would do my heart good to see it posted by someone other than me, since i made it.

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>>732507024

>>732524651
It's the new banana. It's pure cancer.

>>732525670
lel

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>>732525670
You will never know what true evils final form is.

>>732512698
This is the wallpaper on my phone lol

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>>732525825
This was meant for this >>732525489

>>732509220
XD
dope
related story ...
>me and friends want to go home
>everyone drunk and broke by now
>i say ill pay for it and we leave
>before we arrive at our destination i start acting like i cant find the money
>tell friends we gonna need to make a run for it ,out loud even taxi driver hears
>we get there
>friends get off and run away
>lulz
>money was in my sock
>i pay the taxi driver and get off
>many lulz were had

>>732525383
3 and 4 are best. 5 looks like tumblrina. 6 is a walking IED

>>732525969
Would fuck any tumblarina who read and dressed like a regular fucking human

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>>732525496

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>>732526174

>>732512659
I feel bad for Jim. He ate that pussy after Bandon and Jerome were all up in there. Must have been like like tonguing a broken water balloon.

>>732523948
master teaches desciple again

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>>732524337
seen that whole thing before, knew immediately of 1 second clicking it of what the rest of it looked like

>>732526181
Black Lives Matter is a fucking joke. They're a terrorist group protected under a false pretense of "acceptance"

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>>732513398

>>732524823
personnel would be like referring to people in an organization

I.e. people in the death star over the intercom would yell all personnel on deck

>>732526181

What, the fuck.

>>732517143
you ever seen a fucking vocaroo how retarded are you

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>>732525164
>see disgusting ass shit literally

half feels gross but the other half feels good that someone is actually willing to do that for another human being

fucked up to think of it like that but it's kinda like a selfless act, you know?

>>732516602
lol

>>732507024
lame

>>732514876
>>732513954 IS FUNNY

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>>732526861

>>732525519
yeah

>>732526708
more holy shitt please any of this guy

>>732513098
are the two pics related???

>>732525496
lost

I love how trump is in the background of this picture

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>>732507024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYYbIsOx5IQ

>>732513170
Are you retarded

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>>732524823

this faggot sums it up

>>732525085

>>732526739
sure is summer in here

>>732525264
I love pulling pranks on my friends

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>>732528034

just got prank'd bro

>>732525921
This is how autism looks like

>>732519859
It's a real fucking fish!

>>732527945
/b/ has shit threads literally all year long

>>732512659
What does it say about Jim there?

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>>732528347

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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>>732528034
Pranks are ok

>>732521870
classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL6ucFWot9k

>>732526708

Easy, go with right. He achieved super sayan.

>>732528159
Fuck that guy and his rasict insulation!!!!!

>>732528159
So fucking fake.

>>732527244
is that ben affleck?

>>732525186
Fucking weeb trash

>>732525595
Jesus christ, didn't ask for your fucking autobiography.

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>>732530485
Yes ben afflec is a piece of white trash

>>732513819
I wonder if his mattress and box spring are mismatched or if he rolls into the hanging edge just so he can have a shelf for his harem.

>>732513714
Fucking kek, lost

>>732507160
Pull up the story for the actual funny part. Ya know, how the sons is a nigger and all.

>>732513954
Half a dick
fucking kek

>>732507024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzzdfn-KSNg

>>732523948
This was fucking funny.

>>732524559
Jesus

>>732519233

Lost it at pebbles

>>732525186
If you're gonna get killed by terrorists, this is probably the best way.

>>732523732
the portuguese version of abortion in sign language is basically grabbing the fetus from the abdomen and throwing it on the floor, it's still my favourite word

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>>732519612

>>732524337
Wow
Just wow...

Same old stuff, lads. /b/ was never this boring.

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>>732514116
got me

>>732528791
He ate my ass

>>732532038
/d2g/?

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>>732525188
>not posting the full story

>>732523948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRK7vlBG8A

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>>732523616

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>>732532441

>>732532441
AndroidShortcircuits.gif

>>732525013
god the disappointment on this womans face must be equal to when they run out of tapioca then beat her for rioting at the nuring home. makes me harder than fucking diamonds.

>>732532441
Wtf is wrong with this lady?

>>732529089
fuck this gay earth

>>732512659
Of course a guy named Jim ate ass

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>>732507024

>>732533004
You have just classified a human being from a 5 sec webm how do u feel?

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>>732533004
Nerve gas

>>732533110
>>732532169
I think it says "he ate my pussy". She just has sloppy handwriting, especially for a grill

>>732533171
Wut?

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>>732533171
You lost friend?

>>732526181
saved

>>732532441
REEEE there were no problems with her health you racists.

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>>732533226

>>732533484
damn

>>732518026
>>732518519
>>732518757
>>732521759
KYSF

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>>732533623

>>732512659
Women wonder why men call them sluts. When a guy in his peak struggles to compete with the numbers of 16yo girl.

>>732514091
>>732514091

Hell yeah

>>732511734
nypa

>>732533684
No u

>>732516711
Need to shop that gay homeless blowjob and the 3 dogs doing it and bear in this pic

I really think that there should be a form of 'legal cannibalism'. When (healthy) people die a natural death, their meat should be eaten. So many problems would be solved.

>>732524455
Stumbly Wumbly got me.

>>732507609
>talking to a she

>>732514091
>Warmonger a lot
You mean get bombed by the fucking Japs at Pearl Harbor?
>Inb4 muh oil sanctions, Japs had a no otheru choiceru

>>732512659
fake
Structured as if they had to write lines
if you know what I'm talking about, just take a long look at it with scrutiny, you'll see it
on that day op was a faggot

>>732526708
fucking lost

>>732522120
get that liberal shit out of here and take it to /pol/ or tumblr

>>732534362
Or it could be the woman interviewing the man retard

This is like that old 'riddle' about the doctor and the kid isn't it?

>>732518594
This was two years ago. The girl left youtube for the entire duration of those two years. 1 month ago she started up another youtube channel. I can't decide if I wish for it to happen again or not.

>>732516627
You screencapped that?
Sad.

>>732525585
well, she actually won, but your fucking rigged election system chosen the fucking moron trump.