whats the most valuable life lesson you've learned so far ?

>>732491470
How to be a good power bottom.

>>732491470
Do not trust anybody

>>732491470
Life is pointless, so fuck it, do what you want and have fun

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>>732491508
>>732491569
>>732491612
cool. i never expected 4chan to be full of a bunch of faggots who dont give a shit. who knew?!

Just go to church, even if you don't believe in God and all that shit. The values it instils will do you well and a Godly wife is far better than a whore you tried to make work who divorces you and takes your kids and money.

Don't throw the first punch unless you're confident it will also be the last punch.

I learned to speed up my computer by deleting the system 32 folder.

Don't jump a fence if your not ready to face what's on the other side

>>732491470
That people are usually just as scared of you as you are of them.

Once you understand that, a lot of things start making sense.

>>732491777
Yes because church girls can never be sluts or cheat or be gold diggers. Fucking moron.

>>732491777
Trips of Christ fucking truth

Fuck bitches get Herpes

I learne that there is no god but Moot and the mods are his prophets

>>732491470
>most valuable life lesson
The hardest life lesson I've learned is that I'm at best 2/10 and I going to die alone. Brains, wit and money are not as important as looks and personality, apparently.

>>732491953
Can you elaborate? Cause I think you just blew my fucking mind man

>>732491777
The chances of this getting 777...

>>732491470
never make eye contact while eating a banana

>>732491953
Fight me.

Say my Hail Mary's

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>>732491953

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Always....no. Never...forget to check your references

>>732491470
>>732491470

Life is numbers game, eventually you'll be in favor of the odds.

I started a web company 2 years ago and I do about $40k a month in recurring revenue. I do outsource some stuff but it's mainly me running everything.

I've failed about 3 times before this one. I've been shut down, cursed out, threatened & lost more deals than I can count.

Still going.

>>732491470
Your entire life will be followed by two numbers. You spend all this time worrying about the wrong one.

>nobody has ever asked me what my GPA was, but credit score matters more than just about anything.

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Hail Satan!!!

always check if theres one in the chamber

>>732492237
you have 0 life experience or even ability to watch the news if you think money will not get you a woman. 90 year old billionaires have 20 year old girlfriends. money = potential = what literally everyone wants, women included.

>>732491470
>whats the most valuable life lesson you've learned so far ?
That I should keep my porn watching and fapping to once a month instead of 10 a day.

Lovers are fucked. Fuckers are loved.

>>732492357
May I complement you on your footwear?

always have enough eggs in the fridge for when you need you need to boil up a bowel of eggs for someone who is not well

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Women are just not worth it.
Just use them like objects get into their trust zone until you get what you want and repeat that everytime.
Worked for every girl I've meet so far.

plagarism is a powerful tool if you do it correctly

Girls like to fuck

>>732491953
what if we scare of everything? hmmmm

Don't pull out a girls anal beads like you're trying to start a lawnmower.

if you don't pop her hymen she won't be loyal

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>>732491612
>>732491612
This is true.

Here in America, $$$ is everything. The amount of laws that apply to you (if you break them) is inversely proportional to how much money you have.

Also every man pays for sex, some just pay up front. If you think sex with your girlfriend is "free", you're wrong.

Bitter, bad tempered old people speak truths.

>>732492635
I'm guessing that logic was applied to you. You were the lawnmower.

>>732491470
That dim sims are tasty

>>732491508
how to?

>>732491470
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask permission while at the same time even if you don't know what the hell you're doing be able to explain your reasoning behind your decision. Combined it'll take you far in life.

>>732492554
mein neger

always fuck as many girls as possible

>>732492508
>if you think money will not get you a woman

I've got plenty of life experience.

It takes more than *just* money to get women.

A few years back, this guy won the lottery. And he toured around, holding an event to find his prospective wife. He came to the town where I lived at the time. Guess what? Nobody showed up.

Draw your own conclusion.

>>732492563
>>732492563

>>732491743
Hey at least I embraced my faggotry unlike those trap loving faggots.

>>732491922
Thanks for the tip, ima good do that right now

>>732492608
>talent borrows
>genius steals

>>732492797
It only takes money to get a woman

It takes more for love. But who cares about that

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Around blacks....

Don't relax.

to trust myself

>>732491953

no this isnt true

>>732492011
A moronic church-goer......

What are the odds?

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* Be Happy
* Be yourself
* Flows with the nature
* Belive in everything
* Dont believe in everything
* Forget ALL
* Remember what you want
* And more, but i dont want to tell you all the most valuable life lessons that i've learned.

Thanks for make me remember. Good question

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>>732491777

bruh

>>732492662
false

>>732492744
There seems to be something missing from your question anon. Elaborate on what you'd like to know

>>732492276
Must be like a million to one, right? Another sign from god

>>732492701
>Bitter, bad tempered old people speak truths.
It's better than having someone smile and lie to your face, but I wonder, which one do most people prefer?

>>732492851
yea dont relax. keep that ass nice and tight

>>732492011
Statistics are in their favour. Less chance a religious woman will be a fuckslut compared to the hipster botch that is borderline feminist

Being nice won't get you the girl

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go,through life

>>732492563

>Bowel of eggs.

That's disgusting.

>>732492944
true. what the fuck am i talking about? im saying your right in saying hes wrongg

>>732492767
Put another way, if you don't take risks you'll never look like a badass/genius to people too chickenshit to try.

>>732492685
Doge does not approve of this debauchery

>>732492944

spot the cuck

>>732492850
>It only takes money to get a woman
Nevermind, I guess you meant prostitutes.

>>732492789
This is the best advice. The numbers matter.

Everyone needs to learn the hard way. That's what I have learned.

>>732493135
More or less

Nothing lasts forever. That goes for the bad and the good times.

>>732491777
heavenly trips of truth

>>732492914
>Be Happy
No.
Happiness is a transitory state.
Try to be content.

>>732491470
stay fit

>>732491470
Females get fat, don't care about it and expect you to not care about it either.

>>732493124
Speaking of a bowel of eggs, I am allergic to eggs, but I still eat em occasionally. Usually, when I do, my ass explodes about an hour later and the poop smells like freshly cooked eggs.

>>732492563
>>732493124
fuck auto correct, bowl...

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>>732493124
>>Bowel of eggs.
>That's disgusting.
Someone needs to update the graphic with him shitting the eggs into the bowl.

Be ready.

Hurricane, flood,
whatever it ends up being. No more food gets delivered to the grocery store, gas stations dry up. People just turn on each other, and all of a sudden, all that stands
between you and being dead is you.

>>732491470
Everything's got a price, no matter how free it is and how foolproof it looks

to just be who you are. can't let language and culture affect you. (negatively at least lol)

>>732492701

What's the cutoff age for being old? (Asking for a friend.)

Being a pede even tho not yet convicted will make you become a burger flipper in some desert who was even fired from Wallymart before

>>732492991

You're off by a factor of 1000, but maybe that's just a sign from God that you should kill yourself.

Just because I have aids doesn't mean my sex life is over.

>>732491777
>dem digits
>dat post
Confirmed God is real

You trust, you die.

>>732491470
If you have an identical twin and you jerk him off, is it gay? Or masturbation?

>>732494127
which god?

>>732493224
spot the virgin

be prepared to be hurt.

>>732492797
>Draw your own conclusion.

it was not marketed very well?

>>732494228
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ ofc

>>732492914
>And more, but i dont want to tell you all the most valuable life lessons that i've learned.
oh no ima tell a bunch of autistic neets my secrets

To never think that the past was better than the present

>>732491569
yes i had a friend screw me up...

>>732491470
If you're wondering if you should be with someone or if you're making a bad decision then do this.

Rub one out and then immediately think of the person. That will be how you really feel. Most of the time people just walk through life with their dick as the driver. Like their dick is an adventurer that always gets into trouble. Gain control of your dick and always call bluffs from women who flip out

>>732494614
This. Saved me from having kids too early in life.

>>732492797
>lunatic man with millions of dollars can't get someone to show up
>woman at bar can just yell who wants to have sex and men will immediately line up.

Also, your reason is a poor one. He got that money out of luck. He didn't earn that money or gain skills and knowledge required to achieve that income so yes. Of course he wouldn't attract anyone

Dont commit a crime if you have a wife and kids.

>>732491920
What? Always throw the first punch. I hate it when spend 15 mins shit talking. Somebody steps up to me and is threatening, minus we'll start it off

>>732491777
thanks jesus

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Most valuable life lesson is "friends," are nothing but a let down.

>>732491470
Don't play world of warcraft.

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>>732494378

all human interaction is based on selfishness and lies.

all influence is a bad influence

there's people that don't like you and understanding that will make you stronger.

cis girls are the real traps

loving another person somehow makes you stronger

Every human interaction essentially adheres to the natural rules of economics, even falling in love.

Most notably falling in love.

>>732495808
elaborate? I kinda think I know what you're talking about

>>732495773
>loving another person somehow makes you stronger
Being loved by another makes you stronger again.

>>732495808
kinda agree. perception is reality. if you dress up and act like a homeless person people will treat you like a homeless person. it's evolutionary instinct to cull the shit out of defective members of society. you can learn so much from women. they follow their biological instincts so hard while I seen so many men be self destructive. don't cuck yourself. sex with younger girls is seriously so good. people have a tenancy to share their misery with you.,

>>732495969
ye I forget the quote being loved makes you stronger while loving someone gives you courage. think that's it

>>732491470
Do not ever work for a female boss ever.

>>732491470
always have something very valuable to bargain for, whether you are the only one capable to do the job at work or if you are dealing with the daily life. Beside your family, out there people are out to get you even for y our spare change.

When you don't pay for the product, you are the product.

Money is the most important thing in the world

This means something...

>>732493730
65+ Id say is 'old '.

Are you 14 ?

if i just became a cutie trap in the first place my life would be 1000x better...

theres still time doh

Stay ready, so you don't have to get ready.

>>732494961
or that friends can be the shit that saves your fucking life when your about to kill yourself

A good circle of friends is one of the most important things in my opinion.

get friends its easy.

>>732491470
never put your dick in crazy

>>732491470
that all women are hoes, except my mom

You don't HAVE to do anything, just live.

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4chan is just a deep web troll portal and also an nsa data mining camp

Anonymous was created by the feds to better track rogue internet threats who identify with its values.

Happy posting kids. Make sure you post in the incest threads. In 20 years youll be laughing about it for sure.

>>732497938
what's your mom ?

>>732491470
All libtards should be executed.

>>732492445
Nice, man, gj

>>732498123
old

>>732491470
sauce btw?

Don't worry about not being able to score that perfect ten in high school. In your fourties she will still be a 9 and a half and you won't be the guy that beat her or ran off with the secretaryand she'll be a fucking animal in bed.

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We're all the same, you are not special what so ever, you have no destiny to do great things in life. If you want to be a slob your whole life, fine , but live with that choice, but also know that you can prob do whatever the fuck you want to do if you work hard enough for it. In the end we all end up in the dirt so dont be fucking scared to try shit out , embrace life .

>>732492851
Sadly, yes.

>>732491470
That it's all a nightmarish shitfest and the sooner I get the courage to kill myself, the better.

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>>732491470
always jerk off before you make any major decisions

>>732491953
That's spiders lol.

>>732498369
Kek did you learn this one the hard way? Story please.

>>732493977
Silver lining i guess

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>>732491777

>>732492508
Notch still can't get laid and he's got billions.

like money helps but there's a point where you can be just to unfuckable

>>732492456
^^^^^^^ o shit

>>732491777
This. Former Muslim here. Not really buying the stories in the Bible but the meaning is very useful and can be practical too. I just go every Sunday because I live in a Christian majority country now and don't have much to do so it's a free event. Whatever.

>>732492458
Fuck off Satan no one wants your fake promises.

>>732493581
quoting Prisoners and shit

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Life is a game in which no matter what you do, yo never really win cause it never ends. The future dont exist.

What do you want in future, start to do it NOW.

About girls, they just really have fun and fuck as we do, just that they sometimes doesnt want to believe it or doesnt know it.

Money is not the goal,its just a mean.

And no matter what you read in this thread, theres a chance of 98% that your life will be the same.

>>732491470
"There is not such thing as easy money"

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>>732491777

Even the lord and Kek aproves.

>>732492569
Worked for all your anime pillows you worthless faggot.

1) If you are gonna break up with a girl, always fuck her one more time, at least.
2) Never delete nudes of ex's.
3) In your professional career, nothing happens by iteself. You have to make it happen.
4) Never answer the door or phone if you don't know who it is.
5) Verify all medical procedures will be covered by insurance beforehand.
6) If your car battery is more than 4 years old, replace it before winter.
7) Never date a woman who talks to her ex boyfriends or who has a lot of "guy friends."
8) Never allow yourself to get into debt. If you can't pay for something with cash, you can't afford it.
9) Start saving for retirement very early, like in your 20s.
10) Always pull out. 10 seconds of pleasure is not worth getting a bitch pregnant.
11) This saying pertains to everything: "If there is any doubt, there is no doubt."

Don't become fat.

And if you do, lose weight.

-everyone is a human, there is no magic behind the success of others. They may have better knowledge, more experience or maybe they just work harder
-listen to advice of others but always decide on your own. You will be the one to pay the consequences, not them
-life has no point whatsoever. You have to come up with some goals to forget about that fact for some time

>>732492685
1 night stands are free

>>732491569

Not even yourself....

Dont masturbate more than 3 times per week. Believe me man. Get out of your fucking couch and get a girl. No matter you fail 30 times, there is gonna be one idiot that will fuck you. Just take a shower and dont look cringe. That's it.

>>732492569
Sorry bud, nut nah

>>732497938
You are wrong, all women are hoes, except MY mom. Your mom is a whore too.

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>>732494961
Yeah it really wasn't that great of a show. People hype it up too much.

>>732499393
>Just take a shower and dont look cringe. That's it.
KEK. Louie C.K. said something similar in one of his standups. He said just remain relatively employed and washed.

>>732497938
All women are hoes, even mine and yours. You live because there was a hole in your dads condom.

>>732491470
It's a never-ending nightmare and the only escape is death.

>>732499245
Pretty solid stuff

>>732499648
>>732499648
>samefag

>>732492247
There is no elaborating. That's it, exactly what he said.

Value your abilities and make sure your employer does too.

if you get offered another job always take it if its more money. change jobs every 2-3 years and always go for more money than you are currently on.

I was always loyal and spent ages at a place taking no pay rises and just trying to be the hardest working person because my dad always told me you go the extra mile and stay loyal to your employers.

By the time I was 30 I was stuck in a boring job making $50k a year and pretty unhappy with how things were going.

I moved far from home after a break up with my gf - and decided fuck it - I will reinvent myself and this person doesnt get walked over.

10 years later i am making just under $200k a year, in my 5th job in that time that im really enjoying and living in fucking paradise.

>>732499144
Retard detected.

>>732499914
In what do you work for ?

>>732492851

Grab your Glock when you see Tupac

>>732491470
You can only get dubs about once every ten posts or so, but when you do, it makes those other nine worth it.

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"Us" gives purpose.
"Our self" gives determination.

Try to be Emphatic as much as you can but don't let others drag you down.

If someone argues with you think before replying.

Look at people in the eyes and never put your chin down.

Remember it's YOUR life not their's so tell them to go fuck them self if they shit on you.

It can summed up as: Do it faggot, you won't.
You know that feeling of desire you get when you want to do something risky? But maybe think about it, get worried, and don't?
I once heard that this lasts only a few seconds and if you don't act, you never will. A simple example is dancing in public. People do want to dance, but they think about the embarrassment risk and decide not to.
Another ex. could be wanting to approach someone, getting worried, and not doing it.

If you realize you're in this window of time, do it faggot - ASAP. In a few seconds, you'll lose the desire and it will never happen.

That the best contraception is fucking the girl before she has her first period.

>>732500192
Male prostitute

>>732499914
>change jobs every 2-3 years
Well, this depends on what skills you have. As a future teacher changing jobs is not gonna happen.

>>732500192

Databases / IT Architecture.

>>732500923
Thats my other life tip. Don't become a fucking teacher. OR if you - try it for 5 years then realise that the only kids you should be looking after are your own and as a teacher you're denying them any sort of decent lifestyle.

work. never be sick. everyone is a faggot

>>732499043
meaning what? Satan created the Gentile race.

>>732491470
You get what you put in.

>>732499914
>living in fucking paradise
Where's paradise? Also I'm 36 and in school for computer science. Is it too late for me? Some people tell me they only hire kids these days.

>>732491470
that there are lots of systems set up
to make sure your life goes a certain way.
that owning a home, boat, car, having a wife kids and a big TV with a steady job - that is the cheese at the end of the maze - but if you are smart enough to see the whole maze, the cheese becomes getting out of it.

>>732491470
Learn to be single before you get in a relationship.

Having time every day to focus on yourself, jerk off to weird porn, play video games. couples that go hard 24/7 will always end up ruining it for themselves.

Pussy is not the end all, once youve fucked till your balls are empty, you need something to keep your mind busy afterwards

>>732501376
This isn't really true. Some people put in everything and don't get shit. Others get way more than they put in. I mean I get the point, just saying it doesn't always work out that way.

>>732493730
I don't honestly know if age has much to do with it. I meam with age comes wisdom, sure, but I've met a few young people who have a realistic viewpoint of the world. Maybe it's just related to experience.

>>732501889
It's an axiom, not a law of physics. One can do just about anything but drop dead of a heart attack at 27. Sure.

But generally speaking, you aren't getting anywhere until you get off your ass. Splitting hairs doesn't help.

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>>732491470
If you took her out and had a big dinner
Don't ask for anal the next day...

>>732491470

That some ladies need extra proteins in their diet.

Taxation is theft.

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>>732496276
Yep, learned this the hard way.

If there is a female boss up in the chain you have a great chance of being screwed too.

>>732492276
1/1000 FYI

>>732502552
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>732501574
Just update and learn the 'More Versatile' architecture. Stupid fucks don't recognize the flaws in slim designing, but anyway, you'll get paid to build and dersign shit computers that are cheap to replace.

By the way, I still don't know what you fucks do. I'm in programming.

Marriage cannot work.

>>732492701
because the more you grow your spirit the harder it gets to be happy.. Ignorance is a choice

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>>732491777
> Waste your life trying to appease an imaginary supreme being.
> Thinks church whores are different than street whores
Logic of a retarded person. Church doesn't teach good morals. Humans have evolved well beyond the genocide, rape, stoning, and sexism reinforced by the bible.
The god of the bible is a capricious whiny little bitch. He's astounded every time people forsaken him. I think the god of the bible might be the OP of the last thread.

>>732491777
Thanks mr. Jesus

>>732504659
why can't it?
How did u learn that ?

>>732491470
That honestly, being born in the U.S. places you so far above the rest of the world that you have literally noone to blame if you're a loser besides yourself.

>>732504769
>le tip

>>732491470
Don't project your values onto your significant other. If you hold people to the set of standards you've set for yourself you'll likely be disappointed. Try to be more understanding, less cynical, and not hold people to unrealistic expectations.

>>732505091
>Women are not forced in any possible way to remain faithful and loyal
>You'll get your ass raped in divorce
>You'll get your in child support
>You'll might get your ass raped by her support
>You'll get your ass raped by her nagging
>You'll get your ass raped by her if you are cuck enough

Tell how good idea it is to marry on the west in this time?

>>732497697
do it, faggot

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>>732491470
dont believe anything on 4chan

>>732491470

What you project to the world is what they will take away from it. You can walk through the ghetto at 2 in the morning and have nothing happen to you so long as you don't look like you're shitting yourself on the outside.

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>>732491569
This mother fucker have reason as fuck

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>>732491470

Don't Fuck Up.

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>>732491569

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>>732491470

>>732493503
Fucking kekd seeing his post. Glad someone recognized that