Haven't seen a rekt thread in 3 days now... shall we?

>>732491038
there was one just last night you autistic dipshit

>>732491038
Perfectly in sync

somebody post people on fire pls

>>732491346
Nice and high res, I like it

>>732491346
moar

>>732491346
What's the story behind this anyway

>>732491647
nerve gas

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>>732491178

>>732491668
This stopped being funny about 5 centuries ago.

>>732491647
Albania happened.

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>>732491749

>>732491178
dotheads?

>>732491964
Fuck Albania!

Some of you guys probably have watched it but how bad was the sound/noise from the video of a man being chopped by cartel member before they cut his head with the same machete? The sounds always get to me more than the visual, that's the biggest problem for me. I still freshly remember the sound from the two times chop and head rolls off clip. I don't think I can handle being traumatised from too much nasty sound. Thanks...

>>732491973
Welp, we indeed seen some shit, Doc.

>>732492097
Sick triple flip though

>>732492002
No, Albanians-

>>732491964
fuck that white bitch cunt

>>732492242
Autism, cleaning the gene-pool clean.

>>732492420
I feel like this needs an explanation

>>732492266
Albos are europes niggers

>>732492266
ok, too bad, I really hate the streetshitters

>>732491973
>88 mph

>>732492537
Well that's one way to go out with a bang

>>732491647
Apparently the guy was pissed that his wife was having an affair so he killed three people and missed the intended target.

>>732492629
Fucking nice one

>>732492521
>>732492535
In Albania street is full of so much shit it shits on you.

Albanians shit in hands and give it up to their god who is man that sets other man on fire in hospital.

Secondary God is Jim Belushi, God of Street Shit.

>>732492242
Natural selection, fucking retard

>>732491178
I feel bad for the passenger. The driver, not so much.

>>732491038
>there was one just last night you autistic dipshit

There's one every 30 mins or so.
>Rekt, wwyd, celeb, roll [for your], if you don't post [your mother will explode], ylyl etc.
The 15 types of thread on /b/ appear constantly.

>>732492323
Yes, she certainly had it coming.

>>732492805
Now that is a 3-way I want to participate myself

That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>732492923
Is this a copypasta yet? I've seen about 2 variations of it

>>732492929
American Muscle vs. Asian Exotic in a nutshell

>>732492929
That truck driver is retarded, he could have at least swerved to not instakill someone.

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>>732492923
thanks for tip man. thumbs up

>>732493247
Or he could've used Multitrack Drifting to hit more targets for a combo and break the high score!

>>732492923
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find traps something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting trap things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about traps. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>732492098
I am talking about this video.

http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/los-zetas-dismemberment-conscious-man-dull-machete-beheading-mexico/

I feel like I'm ready to watch it but do you guys think I could survive the whole clip? Would be awesome if some of you make an audio clip from it so I caould hear just how bad it is before watching it.

>>732493365
Tru. Haven't been on /b/ for a few months, u can tell.

>>732492923
I've seen so many people close to me die. Desensitization happens. Get out of your sheltered life and grow some balls.

>>732493522
Punch your computer screen and record it. Then post the damage done to your hand and screen.

>>732493744
's fine, you'll get back into the mindset after like 2 threads

>>732493735
did thei ded?

>>732493813
It's a copy pasta, I just changed dead bodies to traps

>>732492322
>blocks your path

>>732493813
>>732493857
But if I wasn't a poor fag I would totally do it

>>732493727
Re-watched it, you can do it, I'm sure

>>732494038
You could call that a STEAMROLL.

>>732494038
Was this in Ohio??

>>732491781
why in the fuck would you continue going up the stairs? his foot was on the first step when he realized a gun was pointed at him. he had plenty of time to turn around and gtfo. i could understand if he was half way up the stairs and risked falling down due to the intense situation but fuck grow a fucking brain you stupid cunt

>>732494175
Little too late for that now, innit?

>>732494298
The fuck just happened there?

>>732493936
Is there any part I should try to skip? I'm scared, hate this tingly feeling all over my body. It's like checlear clip all over again.

>>732492891
fuck yah she did
and those poor underprivileged black boys, just trying to express their emotions, what a cunt

>>732494444
Like the first 25 seconds, after that the guy just give up on begging and accepts his fate, you'll still hear the bone cracking and flesh ripping though but not hearing him whine helps

>>732494444
Nice quads

>>732494421
The truck body made contact with the overhead wire.

>>732494421
Truck hit power lines. Electricity passing through the body, in the ground via rubber tyres

>>732494421
use your brain®

>>732494421
You Gen Z's are fucking retarded. It clearly hot a powerline or something.

>>732494637
>>732494639
That is one more thing I should probably keep a lookout for in the future, thanks

>>732494714
talking about retarded

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>>732492334
Autism, including the word "cleaning" and "clean" in the same retarded sentence.

>>732494639
The pavement and the tires must have been wet, because rubber is usually non-conductive.

>>732494421
I've seen this happen before in other places. In certain parts of the U.S., the state road laws mandate that at any road crossing with involved traffic tech (traffic lights, embedded sensors, etc.) a hardened alloy grounding rod has to be laid above the tech (just below road surface) to protect it from shock overload.

So anyway, when a truck carrying sufficient corrosive material such as specified in the filename crosses one of these embedded iron-nickel alloy beams... well, we can all just hope someone is nearby to call 9/11.

>>732494714
I'm a city person, don't have much experience with powerlines

>>732492507
OK, retard runs into a truck.
The end.

>>732492622
Except there was no bang, what's with all the retards on this thread tonight?

>>732492097
> 10
>10
>8.5
>9.0
> /b/ ehh could of been better

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>>732494175
IRONICALLY HE DOESNT HAVE A BRAIN ANYMORE

>>732494824
thats not it.
Its old ass tires. The inner wires must have touched the ground to make such a reaction possible.

>>732494977
If the flames crawl through the hose inside the pump, you'll be able to see fireworks

>>732494791
>talking about retarded
Nice comeback, faggot.

>>732494824
everything can conduct electricity if the voltage is high enough

I gave one Alan Wake pack away for the cutest picture of a deer.

>>732495072
nice last resort buzzword looser

>>732494871
Powerlines are pretty much everywhere people are.

>>732495049
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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>>732491125
there is a rekt thread 24/7
learn how to catalog, newfags

>>732495130
what

>>732495161
But I meant the really fucking high voltage ones in the countrysides

>>732495152
>resort

>>732495397
>faggot

>>732491973
>1.21 jiggawatts

these are quite innocent compared to the previous ones

>>732495449
>resort
>retort

The S and T aren't even next to each other, you fucking homo.

>>732493727
There's a slow, dull knifed beheading of a fucking child that's on here every night-

If he got beheaded you can watch one you fucking pussy.

>>732495588
Care to share, pal?

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>>732491038
>haven't seen rekt thread in 3 days
>mfw all I fucking see on /b/ is rekt or waifu calming thread

>>732495596
>Not having ergonomic keyboard
Yeah you won smart guy. Have a candy.

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>>732495709
>2017 years after christ died for our sins
>not calming your waifus so they dont act lewd

>>732494126
No, Senegambia-

>>732495774
Yes, jesus died when he was 1 year old.

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>>732492923
Newfag detected

>>732495716
Show me an ergonomic keyboard with the S and T next to each other.

>>732495873
No faggot, he was born old
Have you read the bible ?

>>732494824
Fucking Neil DeGrasse Nye up in this thread-

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>>732495198

Somebody butt hurt

>>732495947
macros you dense mongrell
marcos to repeat same line over and over

>>732496002
It's a nice break from all the autism, innit?

>>732495161
We don;t have electricities in modern cities dumbass- everything is steam and coal and firepowered.

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K professor whered it cum from ?

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>>732494421
he ran over a canister of nerve gas

>>732494038
What a bunch of stupid mutherfuckers on all levels.

The train bar comes down, and...

1) Trucker should have broken through the sign because he knows he is a train target.

2) Cop knows there was a train coming, does not bother to look at trailer on tracks.

3) Americans ARE this fucking stupid.
2) Cop should have real

>>732496044
>macros
kek

>>732495799
Dubs confirm-

But-I didn't know Senegambia had many white people or paved roads or pickup trucks or big rigs or trains-

I think you may be full of shit anon-

>>732496044
Why can't you use a keyboard like a normal person?

>>732496267
simple
truck cloned

>>732496378
No, those are Senegambians-

>>732496378
>Americans ARE this fucking stupid.
I don't know what you were expecting from a country that had a secret service plan of "abducting minds from foreign countries to fill the blanks our nation has".

>>732494421
The big-ass blow-out near the end was a very hot wheel assembly that blew-out. Rim compromised from the arcing probably.

>>732496267
from out of frame

>>732496514
America is ran by Jews like Chuck and Amy Schumer-

>>732496040
the vid lol

>>732496591
That also adds onto it

>>732494677
ok, I got this
no problemohshitohshitohshitb
bubblebubblebubble

>>732492322
oof

>>732496040
James McNamara. Opera Fag.

>>732493878
Helicopter retard

>>732496837
I should one day make a compilation of all the angles this moment was shot from

>>732492537
Good thing the gad attendant got away, i bet he changed clothes real quick, gasoline is bad for your skin and will give you cancer, my uncle died from blood cancer and he worked at a gas station.

Remember kids, if you get gas on your skin, clean it off with soap and water as soon as possible. Buy some 772 Nitrile gloves before working with chemicals, they will seep through your skin and increases your chance of cancer.

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>>732496942
>tfw you actuall learn usefull shit on /b/

>>732496267
From that big square hole in the tunnel at right, closed off by the corrugated steel sheet that you see is gone when the truck gets past it.

>>732496653
looks gay fake and gay

>>732496941
It's already out there. It's been made several times.

>>732497074
No entrance wound, no blood, looks kinda fake-ish but the vid's too short

>>732497130
One less thing to do with my life then
One step closer to actually killing myself

>>732496653
Boner

>>732494175
he had a gun out, and obviously he knew there'd be a person waiting them with a gun as well, yet he decides to casually walk up the stairs. he's not exactly the smartest person in the world to begin with

>>732496040
>taco bell
noice file name

>>732497167
Wow - a forensics expert here on /b/!

>>732496837
That guy died.

>>732492323

You must be a nigger with no job, total opposite of that lady.

>>732497297
Basic thinking and imagination, been to a few rekt threads, kinda expect that to happen by now, but then again, different guns and ammo types cause different things to the human body

>>732497219
Have you ever held a woman, ran your hand down her delicate back and just grabbed a handful of that ass, your finger sinking into her asshole?

Don't kill yourself man- Life is beautiful-

>>732492929
Always have one eye on your rear-view mirror when stopped at an intersection...

>>732494824
most truck tires (maybe all idk) have steel wires running through them. provided that the voltage was also high (it takes about 3.4 MV per metre), then the current could jump from the wheel to the ground. the typical power lines transmit anywhere from 155KV to 765KV, which seems about right if we're assuming that the arc only had to travel about .2m (from the wire inside the tire to the ground itself)

>>732497912
isn't YLYL faggot

>>732497722
I actually, I just have managed to fuck myself over and others I cared about in the past, for which I can't forgive myself for and want to fucking die. But the problem is that there are people that still care about me, and I know how it would affect them if I'd die, and I really don't want them to go through that fucking hell so I am constantly trying to push them away, which backfires and manages to get them to care about me even more, and then here I am, bitching about my life on an anonymous discussion forum that is supposed to be about blood, guts, violence and death.


What the fuck am I doing with my life.

>>732491964
BLM matters. One day I'm gonna burn down section 8 housing. Hear them scream.

>>732498286
Back in the oven they go, eh?

>>732497511
The ramps inleap was at the wrong angle. If they'd put it at 720 degrees that mean yella negro'd be drinking bubble tea with mama san.

So much fail, they didn't factor in the lack of windblown resistance or the uplift from humidity from the garages contradew backers...

The tires on that bike are clearly meant for mudrunning, the headlight sensors been taken off- cuz the front thrust pushback downers didn't kick on .

I mean they just fucked up altogether.

I'd know. I'm an expert.

>>732492097
" oh my girl just texted me says she found some money in hotel room" my 12 kids will be thrilled

>>732492242
Caught stealing copper

>>732497074
>>732497167

You obviously don't know anything about Brazil. Or how the body reacts when shot in the head.

>>732498641
I'm in the mood to know, tell me

>>732491346
>Metal Gear Solid 5 Phantom Pain Opening.webm

>>732498754
>kek

just saw this the other day, someone really needs to webm this

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1481760085

>>732498837
That is kinda meh

>>732498933
>kinda meh

he fucking gets spin around until his flesh flies off and his skeleton is still spinning around, you are fucking retarded, its like the most brutal shit ever seen

actually.........that would be this

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5a_1494366041

>>732498117
that one guy who saw it coming

>>732499004
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5a_1494366041
Now that one's better

>>732498720
>Brazilians have cellular hemoglobin
>they fall underside when shot
>videos of murders have a time limit
>everything is fake and gay and stupid in brazil aside from tits and ass

>>732497167
Someone's been watching too many ISIS videos

>>732499114
Makes sense, Cap'n

>>732499117
Considering that the big people in the big house just decide to let terrorists into the EU, I may have watched a "few" of those videos to know what is coming

>>732498720

Why don't you learn yourself, lazy cunt? Almost everybody else has.

>>732493735
Damn sentient trucks pulling shit.

>>732499322
Wasn't about learning, was about curiosity as to how creative he can be with the explanation

>>732499105
i honestly dont think ive ever seen anything more brutal

he was ok at first just got smashed one time...looked at it and thought he got away..then he got sucked in

you can watch it break his leg, then disconnect his leg completely ripping it away from his hip, the whole time his head is smashing into the control box and the ground, then the shit starts going faster, sucks him in and you can see it start to rip his body apart

honestly most brutal fuckin thing ive ever seen

>>732499422
I don't know, I think I'll settle to a Mafia style interrogation and execution for mine in that regard

>>732499401

I'm the one you first responded to, dipshit

>>732495049
That was during the riots here in London, it got very bad.

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>>732498351
I am expert

>>732492537
That kinda... Back fired

>>732499672
Alrighty then, pal. Good job saying those words, yeah? For sure.

>>732499766
Was that a fucking pun?

>>732499769

Yeah, you're definitely a retard, a top notch retard

Neck yourself

>>732492120
why did the motorbike get in his way?

>>732492805
this guy had literally ZERO time to react

>>732499849
I will, someday, not today, probably tomorrow, but not sure, at some time, yes? Surely.

>>732495611
was that Norway?

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>>732492923

>>732496279
why

>>732492420
>filename
40 keks

>>732499987
Because it looks like it'd fit into an anime?

>>732499849
Hey guys, no fighting in a rekt thread.

Can't the mods do something?

Mods!?

>>732496941
>all the angles this moment was shot from
Why did so many cameras just happen to catch an unpredictable event, hmm?
Really makes you think.

>>732496942
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD

>>732495149
Those packages did not arrive on time.

>>732499948
No, Madripoor-

>>732499948
definitely amurica no where else in the world are they as fucktarded stupid as amurica
definitely amurica

>>732500100
Sweet numbers you got there

>>732495198
Why does it always come down to Cheeto hate?

>>732499667
>>732499422
You're both wrong. The worst I've seen was some kid getting beheaded slowly by a really dull knife.

>>732500100
Not many caught the first plane. At least not as many that caught the second plane. Everyone was filming the towers after the first plane. That's why so many have the second at different angles.

>>732499024
same happend here

>>732495611
cameraman knows

>>732496267
Glitch in the matrix

>>732500307
It was just my opinion, mate
I haven't seen that one myself

constant rekt

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>>732500099

>>732500307
behadings are nothing because im not ever going to get beheaded, machine horror is something that could happen to any of us who work around machines

>>732500458
Never say never little buddy-

>>732500458
As long as you don't get too autismo you should be fine, though I can certainly understand your worries, keep safe, yeah?

>>732500458
Better knock on some wood faggot
Also, you don't think machinery could decapitate you?

>>732500161
Where the fuck is madripoor?

>>732499874

That dive of the mountain too...

>>732500678
Up your ass and around the corner motherfucker

>>732494421
Nerv gass

>>732493735

Dat torque.

>>732494123

Nvuk nyuk nyuk.

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>>732492923
#triggered

>>732499451
Why was that absolutely hilarious?

https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/isis-executes-6-%E2%80%93-one-of-their-most-graphic-ever-%E2%80%93-deterring-the-paid-agents.2408/

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>>732492923

>>732497050

>>732497050

Duly noted.

>>732491178
If only every youtuber who posts sport bike riding and dicking around videos would do this immediately.

>>732497912
fake and gay

>>732495709
And porn

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>>732502433
And trannys too. Don't forget them.

Look at that asshole. Num num num num...

>>732491038
>>732491178
>>732491964
Finally some that aren't posted every fucking time

>>732496837
Nerve gas ?

>>732503417
No, the building hit a power line and wasn't grounded.

Read the comments guy. Maybe you'll learn something.

>>732492323
This is bait

>>732492923
I am really turned on right now

>>732496378

2) Cop knows there was a train coming, does not bother to look at trailer on tracks.

They knew when the lights flashed, trailer passed into an ONCOMING LANE instead of stopping behind the tracks

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>>732492756
It could be worse

>>732496378
>3) Americans ARE this fucking stupid.

Salty bong detected

>>732498264
cry more emotion nigger

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>>732499004
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5a_1494366041

I like liveleak but i hate how every cunt tries to make a pun in the comment section

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>>732496942
Shit bro, I've handled so many chemicals I'm probably well on my way to cancer. Solvents, acids and powders. Some employers really stress safety, some don't. Same goes for the employees. Many times, I just man up and don't care about exposure, other times, I take precautions. I don't wanna live forever, you know.

What is the checlear clip?

>>732502199
Gee.. you think?

>>732506282
>I don't wanna live forever, you know.

At least we can agree on that: We don't want you to live much longer either.

>>732491125
Yeah, but it sucked.

>>732496691
ouch

>>732507991
what breed are those big dogs?

>>732507991
they are a type of mountain dog

>>732491964
Honestly how are niggers even allowed to exist?

>>732495914
>responds to ancient pasta
>calls others newfag
Fuck off back to ləddit, newcunt

>>732491781
That's why we need more guns

>>732496040
It's obviously really old copypasta you newfag

>>732503417
how does it feel always making this joke, yet literally no one laughs at it anymore?

>>732509548
you're talking about it bitch-

>>732502898
that asshole is mighty fine.

I'd fuck it.

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>>732491781
>>732494175
>BUT I HAE DERIVERY!

Fresh

>>732509942
FUCKN BITCHN
FUCK YES
LOVE IT

>>732495049

nerve gas?

>>732509942
>just standing in the middle of a fucking boulevard, hands on the back of muh head.
>nothing could go wrong
>nothing to fear from moving automobiles
>got no need for muh hip
>fuck muh collarbone
>just chillin in the street

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>>732496040

>>732510759
>4 lane highway!
>on cellphone like she's doin laundry!

>>732510759
Didn't even look. Fucking retard deserved to be hit.

>>732508155
SLEEP TITE PUPPER

>>732511103
Aren't you a fucking genius. A fucking modern marvel of common sense and self preserving ingenuity.

Fuck off back to /pol/ you self righteous sack of shit.

>>732511472
samefagging.

>>732511379
>tries to stop machine
>makes it go faster
topkek

>>732497912
lost

>>732499004
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc3_1481760085
When did you see flesh fly off? You fucking stupid?

>>732511761
At the end nigger.

I ain't even that guy neither. And I'm black.

Nigger.

>>732491973
Back to the future?

>>732511472
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>732500099

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>>732511893

>>732503369
That last one is posted all the time you dumb nigger lover

>>732511872
fucking 'murica. "I can't just be patient and let the moose leave - I need to shoot it with my handgun that's bigger than my benis."

>>732511379
>you spin me right round baby right round

>>732495214
/this

What was the thing that fell from an area near the front of the truck?

>>732512051
It was coming back at him
Perhaps if europe acted like this they wouldn't be turning muslim

>>732512336
Meant for >>732491038

What fell from the front of the truck?

>>732501013
>Up your ass and around the corner
down 3 blocks, and out your boner

>>732511893
Kek I wrote both of those, then I wrote samefagging.

Aren't I so clever on this saturday night. drank a bottle of chivas regal, on muh chromebook on the 4chan fucking with niggers and fags like a genius, got some jew porn on muh airbook (Abella Danger) watching Muhfuckin Dick Tracy, listening to the Doobie Bros and I ain't even old.

I'm fucking wrecking this saturday night- I'll get some pussy next weekend or maybe I won't hop offa this lilypad I'm kekkin with kek-

But I need some pussy doe, I needs some pussy- some titty- some ass- some warm breath, some pantene smellin hair-

Postin this shit on the 404!

>>732492097
7/10, didn't stick the landing

NEW THREAD
>>732512458

>>732510759
YES! YES! YES! YES!
DIE BITCH!

>>732512382
If it was Canada, they'd beat the shit out of it with their bare hands then offer it some Timbits after apologizing.

>>732512477
Dubs confirm, 77 bitches

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>>732512051
>let the moose kill me
Oh Europe...

>>732496837
Fake and gay

>>732512704
>Moose>Europeans

>>732510759
millennial privilege vs. real world

>>732494922
it actually stops hurting after sometime

>>732495214
what happened vid not clear

>>732496267
The truck was already pushing it along you fucking retard

The box trailer of the truck being pushed just finally wedged against something.