Yall hate Amy Schumer because she's a bit chubby and a wOman, and preforms comedy styles generally reserved for men. I'm not saying she's funny, but the misogyny of insecure neckbeards is definitely a factor in criticisms of her
>>732487833
I don't like her because her job is to be funny, that's what she's supposedly known for. However everything ive ever watched that she was involved in is literal shit.
I think you're forgetting that she literally steals jokes from other comedians. Oh and she's a whale
>>732487833
ITT: MRA B8
>>732487833
I nothing amy schumer. would also bang.
>>732487833
No, we hate her because she's not funny and she keeps getting shoved down our throats like that fucking Andy Sixx log of shit autism that keeps getting posted here.
She's the female equivalent of that.
>>732487833
She's chubby sure, but if she had a decent personality and were actually funny, I would have nothing against her.
Also Amy you shouldn't really go here if you can't take being told you are not funny.
Making up some victim complex to explain it away just makes you less likable.
>>732488334
>we
kek
>>732488385
If Schumer isn't funny then why is she so successful?
>>732488547
For the same reason any unfunny actor/comedian is successful.
Normies and retards
Nah man my girlfriend even said her last special was trash she didn't even finish it. I can give a fuck about her.
>>732488547
She has done some funny stuff, that could give her some credibility, but that was in movies and shows where other people wrote her jokes.
>>732488110
Maybe you're so blinded by your view of the perfect woman as an animal waifu who doesn't make crude jokes that her humor flies right over your head
>>732488110
And it's a musicians job to be a good musician, yet all you listen to is shit. Why do you support shitty musicians?
>>732488732
the critics disagree with you btw
if she really was as bad as you say
she would have quit by now
>>732487833
Comedy is subjective, one man's funny is another man's unfunny.
I don't really dislike or like her, each to their own.
However she is not an attractive woman at all and she is definitely massively overweight.
>a bit chubby
kek gtfo
>>732488887
Schumer wrote the material for the new movie--successful movie--with Goldie Hawn
>>732489073
>However she is not an attractive woman at all and she is definitely massively overweight.
Is this the only value a woman has in life?
>>732489029
>the shills disagree with you btw....
Ftfy
>>732489029
>implying the world isn't full with normies and retards
>>732488887
>pretending to know which writer writes what jokes on a show
>>732489184
Oh so now neckbeard is a major movie critic?
>>732487833
No, we hate her because she's not funny, gross, steals her material from other (better) comics, and is constantly pushed on us because she's a woman.
>>732489184
>anybody who enjoys something I don't is a shill
She's just so bad. Watch the Leather Special, then come back and say she's funny. I couldn't get through, it's vile.
>>732489173
Now you're getting it kiddo.
she shows nipple in her new movie.. wonder when we will be able to see it
>>732488547
Let me answer your question with this: Jeff Dunham.
>>732489380
Sure kid.
>>732489172
>successful movie
>willing to bet no ones ever heard of it
>>732489228
>using the term normie/retard w/o irony
She's legitimately not funny, being a fat commie aside
>>732487833
I like female comedians
I just saw Mike Birbiglia a few weeks back and one of his two openers was a woman
And she did all kinds of sex humor
She was actually funny
Schumer isn't funny
I don't care if she's not inherently funny and she is a good comic actress. She's not that either.
She's just fucking awful.
And I like chubs, though ffs, have some tits if you're going to be a chubber.
The fact that she is an ugly woman is not relevant when discussing her comedic talent. Its non-existent.
>>732489361
What makes her any more gross than Louis ck, Chris Rock, Chapelle and other make comedians who make crude jokes?
>>732489487
It's doing well at the box office right now--
without your blessing
>>732489499
>implying I was
>>732488547
She's a Jew.
>>732489630
go home Russia
>>732487833
Right. Because the reason no one likes her isn't related to the fact that she an idiot. It's not her, it's everyone else's fault.
>>732489023
It's opinionated like anons post you stupid cunt
>>732489671
they're funny
The thing with Amy is that she is just not original. There are countless examples of her , stealing other people's jokes and then putting them into her 'craft'. Also a comedian has to be relatable, so ussualy they joke about a lot of different sybjects - politics , rasism, family issues, girl problems, etc. Amy only jokes about being a fat whore and how big her vagina is
>>732489698
>>>/pol/
>>732489863
>implying anyone's original
kel
>>732488547
Implying good movies are successful and bad movies aren't.
The reason people are so hard on her is that she says you're sexist if you don't think she's funny. She's not funny.... at all.
It's the same deal with antifa calling everyone Nazis.
It's the go to for so many that it's lost all meaning
Oh but you know they mad tho.
>>732489998
Come on man, you're not even trying anymore. At least be worth replying to with your bait, when you're this fucking retarded in the first place you take all the fun outta it...
>>732488880
>Girlfriend
>4chan
>Saturday night
>'Girlfriend' agrees Amy Schumer isn't funny
Thas me agreeing with you, My girlfriend said same thing about Schumer. Thas her in the middle, she lives in Canada. I asked her if Amy Schumer was funny and she didn't immediately start talking about herself or something she has or wants as an accessory to herself and said 'nah,schumer ain't funny.'
>>732489672
A chick flick doing well on mothers day weekend? The hell you say. Talk about how well it's doing after the week 2 drop off.
>>732489863
Of course it bothers you since you probably work in food service. Schumer is making millions.
>>732489891
Is Amy's being a Jew not relevant to how much she's pushed on us? How it's just glazed over she steals every joke that hits and bombs on her own material? Carlos Mencia did it once (and he reworded it) and his career tanked. She does it every episode of her shitty show.
Also I live here.
>>732490273
>this isn't fun
>>732490301
making more money than you are
>>732490348
>being this /pol/tarded
>>732490348
She's a Jew related to Chuck Schumer, more like Jewmer. And she probly blew Jew Apatow a bunch of times.
>>732490470
Nice dodge bruv
>>732490280
Thas not your girlfriend anon-
>>732490470
Fuck off, I made 2.4 mil last year after tax.
>>732490579
>being this /pol/tistic
>>732488422
Hes not wrong you fucking ignoramus
>>732490660
bitch is still raking in the cash
you?
>>732490280
It's such a shock that so many /b/tards can't get women.
Anyway, I actually have a wife, and she also thinks Schumer isn't funny.
Maybe someone who thinks Schumer IS funny could post a clip of her standup that they like.
>>732490470
Oh my a personal attack attempt. The last refuge of the butthurt. I must have accidentally your feels.
>>732487833
Theres plenty of female stand up comedians. She isnt one of them.
Heck even Ellen Degeneres is pretty funny at stand up when shes not doing her lame ass show.
>be me
>listen to comedy radio station that cycles through short clips of comedians then says name after the clip.
>hear woman
>lawl shes actually really funny.
>ellen degeneres
Happened like 4 times before i realised her show and fan base made me bias towards her. But amy schumer is a plagiarizing idiotic no talent tv face.
>>732490348
She's pushed on you not because she's Jewish, but because she has become a prominent symbol of the pervasive nature of your often unaddressed yet inherent sexism
>>732490710
>I'm a millionaire
>on /b/
>>732490311
>>732490470
>>732490736
I think soooomeone is a little inseecuuuuure about something...
>>732487833
>woman is shit at something at steals other people's stuff
>pointing this out makes you a neckbeard
Remember to sage and hide, people.
you're gonna love this..
what you are seeing now is singles
>>732490798
that faggot and you =/=we
>>732489172
I can't tell which of those phrases is the movie title
>>732487833
I don't give a fuck that she's a whale. She isn't funny at all. Not even remotely.
>>732490301
It made 5 million on Friday. It will run out of steam at around 30 million. It cost 42 million to make.
>>732490944
I mean doubles.
>>732490736
Fuck you got against fast food workers you boojy cunt?
>>732487833
I couldn't care less what a comedian looks like as long as they are funny. She's not funny.
>>732490999
fuck
>>732490710
What an insecure faggot. If you really made that kind of Money you wouldn't be boasting on b you neet piece of shit
>>732490891
>being this scared of jews
back to singles then.
Hippo's are the most dangerous animal in the wild.
Also on the current /b with all the fag kids wanting to be "activists" and that think their opinion matters.
bigger!
>>732490831
>attacking Amy Schumer
totally not a personal attack attempt
kek
Most are bad OP
>>732490889
Fucking A ditty bag...
And I started out working in McDonalds.
>>732490945
Oh right im sorry theres only two people in the entire world that hate amy schumer
>>732490944
>>732490999
>>732491176
There could be a few more, but they're huge faggots like you
>>732487833
Very overrated and not very funny.
Also hear she steals jokes.
>>732490949
There was no title there cause anon didn't want us to search it's ACTUAL box office rating and reviews
she's laughing at you hater fags all the way to the bank
>>732491054
That accusation has no basis so there is your insecurity-
Listen, I know Schumer and can verify that her head is too small, she IS jewish and she's not that funny.
My girlfriend AND my wife both agree she's not funny.
So fuck off with your fucking redditry you pseudoleftist bitch
Her "comedy" panders to th simplest minded females and"progressive" males because they understand it as empowering or some shit. Dane cook is miles better than she is by comparison and I hate his stand up
>>732490311
>>732490421
>>732490470
>>732490736
>>732490805
>>732490889
>>732490945
>>732491163
>>732491257
Alright Ms. Schumer give it up, we know its you. You just have to understand you can't go an entire career of stealing jokes and not be noticed.
>>732491257
>>732491263
I hear you're a massive faggot.
>>732487833
>>732487833
Gtfo tumbler
>>732491400
dubs confirm.
This is Schumer. Let it it be known Amy Schumer, the Jewess, was on /b/ defending her shitty, fleeting career.
>>732491400
>stealing jokes
funny how's there's exactly zero proof of this
you faggots are jealous
bad bad jealous
>>732487833
I don't like her because se is a no talent jack. Your a fucking moron OP!!!
>>732488547
She is famous bc she is a JEW
>>732487833
nah shes just not funny
>>732491539
>has a hard time finding women funny
>2017
>>732487833
i dont hate her because she's a woman, I hate her because shes not funny and the tv execs are pushing her content out like its the coming of jesus.
>>732491539
>no talent hack
>raking in the cash at the box office
pick one mra neckbeard
>>732487833
Good B8
Her jokes make other comedians cringe... That says enough about her in general.
Sarah Silverman is a better shock comic than Jewumer can ever be.
But overall, Comedy as a whole is tired of "Drunken Slob" acts from either men or women... We get it, You acted like a stereotypical frat boy and got wasted and had wild sex in a gross manner, Congrats, Its not funny anymore! Oh look, You are talking about your Vagina or Penis again, How NOT funny that still is... etc...
And she steals jokes.
Thats just fucking low.
>>732487833
When you try to teach b about mysogony
>>732491529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0
>>732491677
>tv execs are pushing her content out like its the coming of jesus.
so never?
>>732491677
maybe's she's just really popular faggot
just not with mra dorks
>>732487833
>she's a bit chubby
full on fat
>preforms comedy styles generally reserved for men
you mean steals jokes from men
This is the reason why she has a career. Her uncle is Sen Chuck Schumer.
>>732487833
>Doesn't make her own jokes.
>Doesn't understand the jokes she uses
>Complains about not being liked, and everyone who doesn't like her is a "troll"
Bitch is a bitch. Nuff-said.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY
>>732491529
>>732491748
Literally every single one of her jokes is stolen.
>>732491803
>a US Senator can launch a standup career
kek
>>732487833
I think she and /pol/ need to have a hate gangbang and just get it over with.
>>732491163
>>attacking Amy Schumer
Really where?
Not gonna apologize for your butthurt no matter how much you cry.
>>732490944
>>732490999
>>732491037
my fuckin sides
>>732491847
This, and the ones not stolen are written up by her sister.
>>732491727
>wild sex in a gross manner
Does it bother you that you never had wild sex in a gross manner? Is that what this is all about? Poor anon
>>732487833
she steals jokes and makes them even less funny than they already were
/thread
>>732491847
>stolen jokes
according to whom? King Neckbeard?
kek
>>732491739
You have to understand what misogyny first to be able to teach it.
The statement OP made is like saying "If you dislike one jew you must dislike all of them!"
I thought you liberal types were against broad accusations of entire groups? Thats almost like saying if one white guy is bad all of them must be... Oh wait... Shit...
>>732491978
I don't think I could ever manage to even find someone to have sex with in a gross manner, Everyone I talk to these days likes it when I shit on their chest. What more can I do?!?!
>Example of her shitty comedy...
>>732492024
>durr hurr the jews
>>>/pol/
>>732491790
So you admit it. Her weight does influence how you precieve her comedy? You're weak.
>>732491987
>/threading your own post
>>732492180
Well, You certainly are trying hard arent you...
By all means, Do more of my work for me, Post more nazi flags...
>>732491685
Fuck off, seriously. Your "witty" pre wrote comebacks have run dry, we get it. But please don't try to make them up on the spot cause you're just repeating the same mumbled garbage over and over again calling people faggots and being insecure about your workplace. Seriously, Tumblr will be proud of you now! Go back and tell them tales about the successfulness of your crusade into the depths of 4chan, and how you survived the males and misogyny. They'll all be very proud of you. You know what? Save the picture. It's all yours, friend.
>>732491943
schpectakurar!
>>732492274
>amy schumer makes me so mad
>hold me hitler
kek
>>732490999
Dem trips...
>>732492356
>>732488547
If Hitler wasn't right why was he so successful
>>732492396
>>732492017
>>732491882
>>732491783
>>732491685
>>732491529
>>732491438
>>732491257
>>732491163
>>732490945
>>732490889
>>732490805
>>732490736
>>732490470
>>732490421
>>732490311
>>732489499
>being this ass blasted about a shit-tier comedian.
>still calls everyone else neckbeards
Wat..
>>732487833
>vagina jokes
>nigga jokes
it's all the same, except it's way easier to laugh at the word 'nigga'.
It just sounds so silly.
'Nigga'
Teehee!
>>732492627
>Hitler
Her jokes rely on
"lol I'm sooooooooooo slutty!"
"Look how gross I am, haha!"
"I don't care about criticism guys, I really don't. seriously! All my critics are just trolls!"
Not only is she unfunny, she's the kind of unfunny person that blames her audience for not laughing at her jokes. She also has stolen jokes from other comedians.
I know that this is just /b/ait but I thought I might as well answer it for anyone that is legitimately interested.
>>732487833
The criticism of her boils down to this. She is just barely attractive enough to where she should be the 'kinda hot, but not at all funny comedienne who does otherwise unfunny jokes about nothing in particular.' Instead, she's the 'I think I'm totally funny enough to be the best female comic, so I'm gonna ignore my own shortcomings and instead suck all the dicks I need to while saying I don't to get to the level that I'm at' comedienne.
>>732492683
>actually clicking on each post
>>732492926
/thread
>>732489023
Nice projection.
>>732487833
As a kid amy told everyone she's was going to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her years later she's made her dream come true she's a comedian and now no one is laughing
>>732492906
>slutty
>gross
Again, male comedians are just as gross and crude, but that doesn't bother you because they're men. God forbid a woman does the same thing, they gotta stay a perfect amine waifu for you
She's unfunny, contributing the cesspool of degenerate comics. Adam Sandle & Friends stopped being funny long ago. Dick and vagina jokes aren't funny.
I don't even know who this bitch is fuck you and her OP.
>>732492926
It's interesting how you are unable to comment on her level of comedy without reference to how hot she is, the two are inseparable for a sexist
>>732493306
You, See;
>>732491727
America has gotten tired of that shit from men and women, but you are incapable of seeing that aren't you...
How is dane cook doing these days?
>>732491445
>>732493306
Name one male comedian that's nothing but crude and vulgar jokes.
>>732491445
Is she really nude it that movie?
>>732487833
>preforms
Yes. The jokes are pre-formed, by other comics
SHE IS NOT FUNNY
>>732487833
Amy Schumer is a terrible comedian
>>732489172
>woman want men to be more emotional
>dry pussy then
>buys male tears cup
>>732488547
I have no idea.
watch this and tell me shes funny and deserves her popularity
youtube watch?v=7W3wNnTMyo4
>>732487833
No i hate her because of and her uncles politics.
>>732495091
Hilarious!
>>732487833
I want to destroy this fat pig's pussy
>>732487833
femanon here. no need to overcomplicate things. she's fat, ugly and unfunny. that is reality, not misogyny. if you can't tell the difference you are an idiot.
>>732495516
>>732490999
chekt keked and rekt
>>732492199
While I disagree with him about Schumer being full-on fat, I don't see anything that he wrote connecting how he views her comedy to her weight. Unless there's a comment I missed somewhere.
As for me, I'm no fan of her comedy, but I don't find it to be all THAT bad. I mean, it doesn't make me laugh a whole lot, but it doesn't outright make me cringe.
>>732490197
>She's not funny.... at all.
Unlike you, she has a successful career in ...
\/
\/
\/
... wait for it ...
\/
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... comedy!
So how did that happen, Mister NotFunny?
>>732493569
The last I saw of Dane Cook was that he had a role in the psychological thriller "400 Days". He oddly was not too bad. I'd put him on the same level as his co-stars in that film. Dunno if that means anything, but yeah.
>>732493756
>Is she really nude it
She is totally nude it.
>>732493740
Name one male comedian that isn't.
>>732493756
imdb title tt2334871
>>732487833
>>732487833
>I'm not saying she's funny
No one is
>>732493720
Youtube watch?v=kZYcWTpH8aQ mofo
>>732496601
The same way that the fat shelia in all of the faggot feigs movies did. Riding some SIMPs coattails
Which is odd
motorboat them tittays
and pound that pussay
>>732487833
misogyny circle jerk
>>732497495
>Which is odd
...especially since it is a fantasy.
What does your therapist say?
>>732487833
No. I hate her cause shes a fat piece of shit that isn't funny. Also there is the BLATANT fact she steals jokes and literally has no shred of creativity of her own. Now kys faggot.
She was terrible even on O&A. Patrice, whom she would later blatantly steal from, clearly thought she was shit.
>>732497860
>fat piece of shit that's not funny
So her weight is inextricably tied to her comedy subconsciously
Sexist neckbeard detected.
>>732498100
>>732498100
>So her weight is inextricably tied to her comedy subconsciously
Yes, yes it is. Also, so is her vagina.
>>732488944
Her 1 star Netflix special rating says he's right
>>732497677
this.
she's like the girl in class you randomly meet at the bars, take home and fuck the shit out of
then you sober up the next day and realise what you did.
you never admit it to your friends and it makes class super awkward
but it was still fun