Eurovision thread Part 2

BS Points

anyone left?

Austrolia door giveaway

These hosts are too damn cringey.

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> trannies
> faggots
> robots
> autists

when did eurovision become 4chan?

>Germany: 0 points
>Spain: 0 points

all in order

>>732481621
Austrolia 12 points to cockneyland
kek

what does the host says after every country when they got the 12 points?

>>732481787
agreed

>>732481787
You are wrong
Spain:0
Germany:0
Spain is better than gernany

>>732481749
I suppose they're just doing what they can with the uttery shambolic voting process.

>>732481621
Does anyone know what the penalty is for not acting like a complety idiot and lose your mind when you get more then 10 points?

This "jury" bullshit has gone too far, it's completely undemocratic and it ruins the show, how can they spend so much time showing jury votes, making it look like the public votes and then skip lightly over the real votes? shame on them.

That Ukrainian speakermans are toplevel faggots

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>>732481621
>Celebrate Diversity

Get cucked over Eurovision

well portugal just rekt'd everyone

>>732482058
>cuts to a dutch guy holding a purse dog

austrolia won already with that assflash

and Germoney got some pints

kek

>>732482189
kek

>>732481974
Agreed.

that guy in the denim jacket looked like he just wandered into the studio and the just rolled with it

PORTUGAL CARALHO!

>>732482343
He looked very drunk.

Finally only spain has no points! <3

>>732481621
Bulgaria sucks ass

the jury vote is bullshit

>>732482461
spanish detected

Leonard Hofstadter from Cyprus just proved that they are subhumans

Romania just paid a streethoe to give points

Hello Catharina

>>732482343
He looked stoned af

This is a fucking complot against spain. Spain deserves win. He was original. Handsome and good singing and. Rythm. Fuck eurovision.

>>732482528
not Spanish

Yes Belgium, speak French, we still totally use that language in International communication

wtf

give that bitch from Croatia some Clothes

spain was shit

>>732482870
You have shittaste of music then. They where best

Guys we need to do something about this jury shit

God dammit! Get your shit together Spain!

Whats with the dresses in this show.
Its like watching the fucking Hunger Games

>>732482953
should've of said: not my kind of music sorry

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>>732482953
romania was the best

second was that fat guy that sang both parts in his song

I want to touch everything. Kek

moldova was my favorite next italy and portugal

>>732483011
either this or like watching the Royal Ascot

SPAIN 0 please!

>>732483059
You arr so much wrong. Ok yes romania was kind of good. But spain was way better than portugal and sweeden

Germany is not last
WWIII avoided

WOOP WOOP 5 POINTS

>>732483331
moldova was better than spain

>>732481621
whoever says portugal was any good probably has no balls. oh wait, /b/ is gay. i understand.

btw, what was the name of the band with that horse hair drum during the break?

>>732483331
yes, portugal and sweeden were absolute shite
moldova was also good

holy shit the public vote thing is the opposite of transparent

LOOK AT HOW FAST THEY DO THE REAL VOTES COMPARED TO THE JURY VOTES

to be fair italy's song has over 100 million views on youtube so there's that

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what the hell Isreal has to do with [b]EURO[/b]VISION?!

>>732483478
>we counted the votes and it's 100% legit guys I promise!

North Korea just launched a new missile
Kim Chubby Un aint a fan of Eurovision, or he was rooting for Germany

>>732483447
I respect that opinion becos its the epix sex guy. If not. Spain better

Hurry up faggots, read the points before Russia anex the rest of your country

>>732483562
eurovision is some kind of international television network and the nation's that contribute financially to it, and unfortunatly israel is one of them are allowed to take part on the contest (along with guest countries like australia).

well done portugal

ah its gg, fuck the jury

>>732481621
CHUPEMMMMM PORTUGAL

Gypsy shit scum portugal

moldova got third gg

Thank fuck

Portugal was a bottom 3 song - what the hell is this...?

>>732481621
portugal was one of the shittiest songs. stupid people falling for "art". and lol @ everyone hating germany.

>>732484213
i´ts called having good taste

so much Security now.
Thank you fucking Aussie Terrorists

>>732484213
even fans loved portugal, could've been worse

lol katy perry diss

>>732484213

I only caught the second half and that song was in it, me and my friends thought he'd have no chance because his song is a steamy, creamy log of Andy Sixx's shit.

holy shit, thats his voice?
a know chicks with dicks, but Girls with beards?

fuck

>>732484431
says the neckbeard faggot

>>732484213
That's a very weird way to spell top 3.

>>732484530
Ah, progressive gay faggot. Easy points

https://youtu.be/prqZ8MSAPh4?t=2m47s never forget what could have been

>>732484604
Don't forget he also has a pace-maker... all the pity points

Producer sings better girl

moldova is my winner

>>732484604
Or maybe - just consider this for a second - your taste is shit?

The Portuguese guy said "Isto 'tava tudo comprado" in the middle of the song, which means everything was agreed on, and that he'd win ahahahaha

Belgium
Moldova
Ukraine

>>732484736
Nope

>>732484815
Yup

>>732484788
For real?

>>732485088
He did, I can assure you, search "Isto estava tudo comprado na verdade" on google translator. Ahahahah

frickin yawn fest this year. Was it only peoples mums allowed to vote this year or something. Portugal was 4 mins of vanilla

>>732485033
It's become more like the oscars these days. Doesn't matter if it's any good, message and politics are everything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5CuHrRkvQ8

>>732483059
This guy, Romania and Croatia are good tier but the ending of the portugese guy singing with his sister was 10/10 wincest

>>732485243
I mean my uncle is a police officer that specializes in frauds. This could make a confession

PORTUGAL CARALHO

>>732485397
Mine works at Nintendo.

eurovision.de/news/Alle-Infos-zum-ESC-Finale-in-Kiew,ukraine956.html
German aftershow party. For maximum cringe

Spanish here
John Cobra is the only candidate that can save us (but only because Telkila doesn't sing).

LONG LIVE TO FOROCOCHES

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>>732485941
MAKE SPAIN GREAT AGAIN

>>732485941
Viva roto2

I'm Moldovan, was a bit surprised tbh.
Lucky we had the sax guy.
wtf was Portugal?

>>732486144
Da gusto encontrar a shurs por aquí. En fc están igual.

>>732481621
Portugal totally deserved it, the only good song on the whole thing

>>732482357
Melhor música, sem dúvida

>>732486334
Ya me imagino

>>732482693
It was the cringiest piece of shit of the show, and that is saying a lot, the goddamn thing is a cringefest

>>732481621
https://youtu.be/YOH2tQ95j80

Few years ago a woman I know went to the Eurovision finals in Germany to see it live and she got double team spitroasted in some backstage area by two guys who were working the event

>>732483017
But you're right

>>732484213
The best song in the show

>>732485282
The song was great tbh

>>732481621
Best moment
https://youtu.be/zQSxOQZCQ1M