Ok /b/ obviously this is too much of a good idea to let it go

Ricin idea is better. A ricin recipe advertised as a new way to make synthetic marijuana.

Bump, it's time the stupid were removed from the gene pool like the shitty leaves they are

>>732474644
thats not enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2_y181reiU

>>732474644
Apple seeds are poisonous or something?

>>732479758
They contain trace amounts of cyanide. You'd have to eat quite a few for it to be dangerous.

>>732479758
No they have naproxen sodium in them which help with headache kekles

>>732479946
Shhh

>>732479758
>>732479946
>>732480001
They contain amygdalin, when it comes into contact with human digestive enzymes it releases cyanide

>>732474909
THIS

should we get /pol/ or /bant/ involved?

>>732474909
Too obvious/complicated. Everyone can get appleseeds, synthetizing marijuana is more difficult

>>732481192
Spread the word brother

>>732481705
can you go to /pol/ ? they won't do shit unless they see an american flag, and i'm not an american

>>732481192
get the word out !

>>732481436
"New hallucinogenic drug can be easily made with apple seeds"
People will bite

>>732482296
This is true.

You'd have kids dying left, right, and center.

>>732482296
>>732482365
maybe we can combine them, like "side effects may include hallucinations"

the coffee thread is here
>>732482466

COFFEE
>>732482466
APPLESEED.
>>732474644

i went to /bant/
>>>/bant/431386
can somebody with an american flag go to /pol/?

ded

>>732484689
it was a good idea, /b/ too much of a cuck to actually do something these days

>>732480001
ONE. FUCKING. OFF.

>>732481192
Well /Bant/ is full of shitposters. shall we start there? Too many smart people on /Pol/ (Except the libtards kek)

>>732482365
Yeah it is true. Kids are desperate to get high. Look this up on the internet
>Smoking Twix Bar

Bumperino
TopBump
Bumperoni Pizza
Anymore cancerous bump names I should add?

>>732486631
Yep i think we should start here with fake video, montage and spread it on twitter and youtube

>>732486906
Kek it will start like the Jump For Harambe or Cut For Bieber shit.
2017 is becoming something fucking truly amazing.

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>>732486631
>too many smart people on /pol/
bait or summerfag

>>732487154
Well I was saying that there are some smart people on /Pol/ (How else are libtards shut down so easy?)

Bump
Can we get this rumor flying or what?
Come on /B/.

Someone need to create a fake site or just a fake screen of this

>>732487918
Well /B/ isn't doing shit
>>732484983 Just like what this guy said.

Anybody going to spread the rumor or is everyone bitching out? Because we have the advantage right now of tricking stupid fucking millennial teenagers into dying yet you're all bitching out.

This thread is dead. Good idea. Cuckold people.

"Ground apple seeds prevents cancer" is too extreme. It has to be more subtle.

>>732490423
this most people know apple cores contain cyanide

>>732490423
>>732490683
what are the ways to absorb the poison, will it have affect if it is grind and inserted in the ass ?

we will say that the seed give sexual pleasure if inserted in the ass .

the fags will try it

Apple seeds help with transitioning.
Death to all fags.

>>732490683
That's not what I meant.
And I don't think they do.

What I'm saying is; People won't buy it. A way to prevent cancer would be revolutionary. We just found out ground apple seeds can do the trick. It's an obvious scam. The statement is too extreme, so they won't buy it. You need another excuse.

Here's the thing: If someone were to do this, they would have to get a lot of apple seeds first. It's unreasonable to expect people to buy shitloads of apples just to take the seeds.
So instead, we want to convince people to save up their apple seeds over time for a specific purpose.

>>732491785
Not a bad idea tbh.

I didn't know this thread still existed. I thought everybody bitched out.

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>>732491785
>>732491255

>>732492665
We have one for fags and healthgeeks. What about the teens? There was an idea in this thread saying "It gives hallucinations"

>>732492848
Psychedelic effects only occur when you increase dosage fiftyfold.
Everyone knows this.

>>732492333
Hey, I got trips, nice.

Okay, so we need something that some people probably would want to do from time to time. But it can't be something they would do too often, because of the "acquire seeds" limitation.

Also "fags, push apple seed paste up ur bum" is stupid as well. No one's going to buy it.

>>732492848
helps speeds up metabolism?

We might promote it as an aphrodisiac, or say it makes you cum more.

>>732493172
Sure. Everyone wants a fast metabolism especially the fat people. it'll trick even more people. good job man :)

>>732493734
alright so we say it speeds up metabolism if you get enough to od on grind it up and mix it with green tea or some shit

>>732493161
Treat the flu?

>>732482296
niggers will fall for this

get it together /b/
http://www.cnbc.com.3w2w.clonezone.link/cureforcancer

>>732494265
Lol topkek. Maybe say it is hallucogenic. Look up Smoking Twix Bar. fucking idiot kids are desperate to get high.

>>732494485
read the last paragraph

>>732494572
Sorry. I am pretty drunk right now. Captain Morgans + Jose Cuervo + whiskey = fucked up. I don't trust that link TBH.

>>732494778
Not that Anon, but it's just a website that lets you create a fake CNBC article.

we only need screeshoots of headlines and spread it around

>>732494933
Sorry about that man. I am just fucking fucked up. Rum + Tequila +Whiskey/Scotch = your fucked.

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>>732495236

>>732495285
HOLY SHIT BRO! SCORE! FAGS WILL FALL FOR THIS!

>>732474909
Who has that much available castor?
It'd be easier to say the green part of potatoes is the healthiest part.

Ground up apple seeds have the same amount of sex hormones traps need. No more paying for expensive prescriptions. KEK

>>732479758
No, it's a meme, you dip

>>732495916
Kek. He's that one guy who takes shit seriously and ruins the fun. Just don't respond to him.

i went to /bant/
>>>/bant/437118
can anybody ask for help on /pol/?

>>732496241
I'm too drunk to be heere. can't believe i can even fyuckjing tyope

>>732496980
you're way too drunk.
go to bed duderino

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>>732496980

Speading cnbc link to pseudo health subreddits on 4chan and to vegafagas

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>>732497389

>>732497193
Lol I know. My cousin and friends are telling me that but I like the feeling.

>>732497389
You fucked us all over. We needed to wait till the rumor gets stronger. what the fuck?

>>732497210
Sorry. I know I need to stop. Oh and btw it isn't bait kek.

>>732495285
it's supposed to be tested not tasted

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>>732498740
fixed and website updated, but i think it's pointless now, nobody is doing anything

>>732500017
this could've been amazing

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i tried to shoop something we could use together to try and keep the thread alive

>>732501756
adding 2 tablespoons of of crushed apple seeds to what?

>>732503237
FUCK I forgot to add to a glass of tea or something

Rip this thread

i think even OP gave up

>be me
>be 17
>drunk and on cocaine
>friends decide to pull a prank on me
>tell me we going to rob taxi drive
>reach destination
>friend signals me to grab taxi driver in a choke from behind his seat
>i've got my arm around his neck
>friends just look at me and say wtf are you doing
>something is wrong with me
>i get out of taxi
>friends apologies to driver and pay him...

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>>732501756
>>732495285

god damnit guys. what are you retarded? let me try

>>732486631
>smart people
>/pol/
Pick one

are we still doing this?