Eurovision thread Part 1

Italy is gonna win

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A key for those who are unfamiliar

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>eurovision
>israel
>azerbaijan
>australia

does this song really represent belarusian culture?

>>732467102
They dont have internet, we can't get it confirmed.

>>732466568
can we just take a moment to appretiate that they're streaming via youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaPGwvAis3U best

uk nil?

>>732467444
Digits confirm?

The Netherlands best singing. Italy will win i guess.

>>>/int/74782897

Fuck that shit

The voting system is a scam

>>732468008
Eurovision is currently on all the boards, besides, we always have a eurovision thread here on /b/

Lmao is epic sax guy trying to make a new meme?

is that really the epic sax guy?

>>732466568

Subhuman Circus party

>>732469211
It's literally just a song contest for the european people, dont let the lgbt hijack or ruin it.
>>732468470
Yes

>>732469309
...
Subhuman Circus party

>>732469816
nah

>>732469816
okay, to be honest, we have germany in it, Italy, Sweden, Denmark, Spain, Italy, Austria, Swiss?, Norway, Nederlands, Portugal, GB, France and Finnland but for the rest:
Subhuman Circus party

This fucking show is just a metaphora for how people hate or like other nations.

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>>732466793

voting moldovia so far

>>732466872
Do they still let Monaco vote?

Bunch of bullshit if they do.

>>732470407
Everyone there already lost...

>>732470298
this

I wanted Australia to win but he's shit

>>732470886
>I wanted Australia to win but
... it's not in Europe...

Epic sax guy strikes again ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prqZ8MSAPh4

>>732470886
Same, could've been fun to troll and vote australia in

>>732470949

Yet here they are

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Just saying
>italy
>white power hands signs
>praise kek?

>>732468470

Yeah but not so epic this time around. Just doesn't have the same hook that "Run Away" did.

Side note, Montenegro's official video has somehow achieved "super gay".

>>732470972

Last year he won the public vote but the judges pushed Ukraine to piss off Russia

ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA GLORIOOOOOSA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA
MEJOR PAIS ESPAÑA ESPAÑA
ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ABAJO CATALUNYA ANARKIKA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑA

>>732471064
The whole judges and jury bullshit is undemocratic as fuck.

Waiting for Syria with their Cover of Bombtrack - Rage Against The Machine

Why does Germany not just send Rammstein... Every Year

>>732471248
they'd probably kill some of the participants

>>732466823
neat

ESPAÑAA AVAMOS MANEL OUOUIBMANEL WOOOOOOOO EDPSÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑ DKDKSKSKSK WOOOOO ESPAÑA ESPAÑA

>>732471248

Yeah really. The contest needs something harder than the usual pop bullshit.

Wasn't it 2006 when the judges said fuck it and picked Paul Lordi just to screw with everyone?

>>732471359
the most entertaining thing there ever

Do it for you lava

>>732471146

UK brexiting eurovision when ?

Norway wins because norway is good singer

Lalaalalala lava lalalal lava
Manel representing minecraft

¿Por qué hostias cantan todos en inglés?

God... He sucks...

>>732471643
>>732471643
they picked this Trans-Wurst some time ago to fuck up the World

>>732471753
oh he's up next

bbc commenter's bant is on top if you can find a stream

YODELYOLELELE LEEE

WOOOO ESPAÑÑAAA VAMOSSSS . GANAR ESPAÑA VIVAAA ORGULLOSO DE MI MANEL VAMOS ESPAÑÑAAA

I really really really like that LED Mask Guy.

>>732471146
i can't believe people know this happens and still vote. if the judges have so much sway that public votes don't matter then why do people phone in at all? crazy.
saying that i didn't know about judges until a few years ago when they started shoing the separate stats.

i really lost interest in 2007 when ukraine didn't wipe the fucking floor.

>>732471927
Joder es top 10 cosas más vergüenza ajena que he vivido nunca.

>norway
>dubstep

>>732471924
Graham Norton.
I am glad I live in the uk.

Also, I thought Norway was the mii shop music starting.

>>732466568
GO UK

>>732471982
The judge and jury shit only picked up over the last 5 years or so, now it's pretty much ruined democracy.

>>732466568
GO UK.

When _trap_ in Eurovision?

>>732466568
GO UK..

>>732466568
GO UK...

>>732471924
can't stand him on tv, but he is a laugh on the radio.
probably because hes always interviewing self obsessed half cut 'celebrities'

but he has nothing on wogan.

>>732466568
GO UK....

>>732472116
Israel had a trap in eurovision years ago, she was cute too

>>732466568
GO UK......

>>732471997
No tengas verguenza de españa. ESPAÑA ES GRANDE ESPAÑA ES LA MEJOR ARRIBA ESPAÑA ARRIBA LA REAL ARRIBA MANELLL

has the halftime show been on?

>>732471753
Show and song are crap though and the singer is not handsome

>>732472362
All about dat handsomness

Oh shit here comes no votes uk

>>732472535
But she can sing

GO UK

>>732472174

I'm new to UK's television, trying to understand who's worth watching.

UK dead last lol

This uk bitch is kinda good actually

>>732472594
She's welsh. Nevermind

>>732471889
It's all about politic statements.
A german judge was criticized for not voting for him/her/it.
When he answered "I voted based on musical performance" they threw a hissy fit "but it's not about the music anymore"
This whole show is just a joke.

lol the way she breathes

russia s gonna win morons

She look like she bouta cry of anger

If only the best act would win...

Still salty about 'the 69 fiasco...

>>732472782

Hence Ukraine winning last year.
Should have been Australia :(

>>732472814
Lasha tumbai

>>732472870
Explain and elaborate

i thought uk was alright tbh

My vote would go to Croatia and Moldavia.

>>732472814
considering its people voted and how much entire europe loves rusian now (contrary to what /pol/ believe ) russia got no chances

YOODELLLEEIIIIIHOOOOO

>>732473292
kek

>>732473075
It was

what the fuck.... ^^

Ummm... Wat.

Yodelieleieleiellei fuck shit go spain ESPAÑA VAMOS ESPAÑA ESPAÑA LA GANADORA A LA MIERDA LOS GUIRIS ESPAÑAAA

>that romanian dude

not cool...

Cyprus was pretty cool, or am I the only one who thinks that?

Romania WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?! WTF STOP IT!!! DISGUSTING!! DISGUSTING SHIT WTF

>>732473431

I'm loving this Romanian yodelrap shit

Could be a new career for lil wayne

>>732473489
I hope

>>732473539
:c

>germany
>not rammstein

ROMANIA FTW MMW

>>732473527
You know Eurovision is dead serious business, no room for irony

FUGG:DDD

Autistic spaghetti!

Why are the songs so bad?

>germany
>english

Woooooo spain is best. Then germany then fat croatia . VAMONOS ESPAÑA QUE ESTA ES LA BUENA . ESTA LA GANAMOS POR HUEVOS

>>732473640
Because the generation that is voting, the ones in their twenties now, know fucking jack shit about music.

>>732473707
Ich hasse es

>>732473707
Eurovision newfag

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>>732466568
Europe always wins

>>732473590
Sorry

Germany probably one of the last in the rankings again
its not about music anymore, its about politics

>>732466872
How little do you know about Eurovision, exactly?

Graham Norton is annoying

Any Armenian/Azerbaidan/Georgianfag here?

>>732473760
Hurr durr im old i know music

Liam moore.
I'm presenting for eurovision next year.
Remember my name

>>732473803

> USA wins : 0
Are they even trying ?

>>732473890
Even if it was about music

>>732473608

Not even joking. Yodelrap is the new vaporwave

>>732466872
>not knowing Azerbaijan is part of Europe
...oh dear

IL CABESTRO THEY MADE IL CABESTRO PORCCA MADDONA IL CABESTRO

>>732467722
Denmark has by far the best vocal - but won't win

>>732473979
Wrong and wrong. But I when people don't know music.

>>732474058
>thinking it is

Its part of the european broadcast group, not europe.

Ukraine calls this rock music? Emo faggots

>>732474157
But I know when people don't know music**

>>732474008
yeah America sucks at Eurovision

As long as we beat the Dutch, I am happy.

>>732474181
Well thats called an opinion.

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>>732470407
Don't. Italy and Portugal are leading the bets.

Im SO FUCKING HAPPY Spain is goint to be last. These antidemocracry faggots deserve it.

>>732474170
Let me introduce you to a thing called google, since your amerifat ass don't know geography

>>732474227
Well it's not an opinion that complexity and skill in Eurovision has gone down in the past few years.

>>732466568
What a bunch of faggots.
Who the fuck watches this shit anymore?
You have the fucking internet, retarded queers.

>>732474256
Ye they were pretty gay

>>732474256
I did the search and you are damn right, and I thought the Spanish song wasn't that bad...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/eurovision-odds-should-bet-lucie-jones-odds2/

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>>732474057
Is this a cringe thread now?

>>732474058
Azerbaijan is not part of europe, buddy

>>732474256
You fuck stupid mongolion spain is win this year VAMOS ESPAÑA ESTA ES LA BuENA ESTE AÑO CAE

BELGIEUH

>>732474183
They never ever qualified

>>732474256
Im from spain and I want Spain in the last place

>>732474481
I don't understand what in the name of god you wrote on the last part, but no, you will not win this year. Last, or second last.

Dangeeeeer Zoooone

Belgium, first song I like

Belgium is trying to make me sleep

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>>732473191
are you kiddin me?
russia is absolute favorite in this competition this year.
i will be very confused if it is not a winner.
i even think it has already won. its singer is way better than any other.

GO RUSSIA.

She's 17. 17/10 would fuck, jesus

LANAAAAAA

>>732474609
RETIRA ESO YA. PERO YA MISMO. DEBERIAS ESTAR ORGULLOSO DE TU PATRIA. TU PAIS . TU PRIORIDAD. ESPAÑAAA

>>732474387
But I'm dutch...
Also physical location is not the same as being a member of europe or the european broadcast group.

>>732472174
no one has anything on Wogan

>>732474628
Stop it with lies spain win the bet and he competion

>>732474718
cause there is a fucking russian minority in half of Yourope. Thats why all ex soviet states give them 12 Points, indiffirent how good or crappy they are

>>732474718

There's just the fact they withdrew from the competition, but otherwise, yeah sure.

Another white power sign. Sweden racist

who are those gaylords singing right now?

>>732474256
>>732474765
I like my country but "spanish eurovision organization" cheated on the selection for sending that faggot without skills to the show. He failed the song too

>>732475108
Wow, someone can't process sarcasm

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THREE COUNTRIES NOW
PRAISE KEK

Bulgaria has a Trap in the Eurovison ?

>>732475237

It's alright Ivan, you were drunk and missed the memo, it happened to better men.

>>732475192
They chose manel for something . Because spain think its the better. What spain thinks. is good for the country.

VAMOS MANEL TU PUEDES

>>732475340
I thought that was Ireland, this is moreally Bieber.

>>732475340
Clever

>>732475340
and i thought spain would be the gayest

th-thank y-you

>>732475550
Stop compare with spain. When spain wins im going to laugh at you

Lol painting of Mao on her wall

Only men between the public, this is so gay

>>732475678
>spain being anything besides an export of oranges

Funny

Mmm french chick is such a hot slut

>motto of this year be diversity
>no niggers
>no Muslim scum
>no greedy jews
>not diverse

>>732475340
He wasn't that bad actually.
My top three atm
Portugal
Sweden
Bulgaria

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awesome sax guy

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>>732475108
You just cant accept the fact that russia certanly will win this year. Can you.
So fuck you all. It will win I said.

>>732475850

At what age did you lose your earing ?

spain is more importabt than whole eurpe together.
No spain no america.
No america no gold.
No gold for france and germany= more wars to conquer other territori
That equals caos in europe and everyone die

Proud of my country and its naughty hot singer

What the fuck is happening

WTF HAPPENS!??!?!

>>732476150
The show and artist counts more than the actual song. The Swedish guy was handsome and had a good enough song. Portugal had an amazing song with a charming artist, and Bulgaria had a really young good looking "guy?" with a pretty good song and voice.

> Israël
> This kind of shit shabbat

>>732474766
Is it really that hard to google list of European countries?

>>732476400
And croatia fat

>>732474443
Being this dumb....

>>732466568
Portugal has the best song the rest is just europop trash

what are you guys' bottom picks?

1 Belgium
2 Moldavia

>>732476495
And he's basically charming hobo mr.Bean, doesn't get much better than that.

>>732476596
germany last, spain second last

I want to Fuck the french chick so badly.... Eurovision of my dick in her ass...

>>732474443
What's next - saying Russia and turkey aren't in Europe either? Top Kek

>>732476694
Your dreams fuckheadt

>>732476700
in the shitter? ew

this is the gayest eurovision ever
and that says a lot

and why is Australia again participating? Just curious.

only decent song is Ukraine

>>732476756

Too obvious

>>732476700

The french? Shit tast m8. I want to fugg Denmark or Belgium.

>>732476596
Those yoddle fags

>>732476793
Don't try to make me believe you wouldn't... Faggot...

>>732476832
"Early 00's rock is my fave!"
Grow up, buddy.

>>732476756
Turkey definitely not.
Russia is 3/4 in Asia, but they have European Origin, and most of them live in Europe....

I've voted for Moldova, what're y'all voted for?

>>732477049
this
Euro and eurovision has nothing to do with it

>>732477028
rather classy rock then Europop -
English Turbofolk

>>732477002
I found yoddle fags quite catchy

>>732477158
Now that Turkey has given up the way of Democracy and freedom, I see no point forcing us into accepting them as European.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r
VOTE!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/12958725/r

>>732474122
I think u mean best oral
>dat gap

YODDLE UBER ALLES

I did not even know that shit was airing tonight and just zapped in to see France.

Is Britain in the contest this year? If yes they might make some points because of Brexit.
Germany is gonna be in the bottom 5 because... everyboddy hates Germany.
Ukraine is gonna score high again beacause they are still fighting Russia, although they will not win, the war is not as much in the media enough anymore.
Honestly, this is not about music, it's an indicator of what a certain kind of liberals care the most about atm.

>>732471099
i'm spanish but spain was shit

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>>732477535
You don realy get how dis works do ya?

>>732472000
trips of the truth

this is the gayest eurovision
even more than that conchita burst one

I want to give France some champagne shower

time for culture (i hope)

>best song is not even in the competition

>>732466568
Itafag here, I hope this song of our artist doesnt win. I liked the Danish singer and the Portguese very much more.

Always good to see a nice eurofestival, btw.
Plenty of good looking faces.

EU is where the light started. Keep following the light.

gimme fappable material of France

>>732477692
yep, eurovision is a musical show but gays want to turn this into "their show" every year

what was the name of this song?

>>732466568
seriously a Eurovision thread in 4chan? OP why are you such a faggot?
sage

Yoddle fags will win, no doubt

to bad New Zealand isnt part of Eurovision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N47KnuP8B9Q

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Butterhead

>>732477961
u mad new zealand?

>>732477961

Fuck off US

Memes aside, Moldova was actually pretty catchy and good

>>732478130
second

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>>732477961
u mad amerilard?

>>732478051
who is the left broad?

>>732477961
fuck off then yank, not like we dont appriciate the super bowl halftime show or any other equivalent

>>732478130
basically the same song as in 2010 though xD

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>we cool, right anon? you're going to vote 24?

>>732478243
But memes
You are disrespecting our fallen prophet pepe

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>>732476694
>>732476152
>>732475678

Listen to this. LISTEN TO 0:10. This is what Spain sent to win. I'm fucking dying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWP67FyGwUI

>>732478312
True, i retract my previous statement

>>732478300
no

>>732466568
I can't wait until the EuroVision song contest is just which country has the best call to prayer

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>>732478217
Three Dutch sisters

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>>732466823
cmon, that dyel jew cannot represent the /fit/izens. It was also the worst song tonight

>>732466823
/r9k/ here, we're voting Portugal. Please revise your key.

>>732478429
Yeah, it's just sad....

>>732478485
also check your spell

>>732478497
does the right have nudes?

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>>732478451
FUCK YOU

>>732478243
basically not the same beat though

>>732478485

Don't be mad amerifat, if Australia can get in maybe someday you will

>>732478590

This is all I can help you with
https://www.instagram.com/shelleyog3neofficial/

Belarus is cringe af

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>>732473527
>>732473503
>>732473598

that song is much fun, it's the best thing to come out of Romania since ever

YOOOOOOOOOODELEILIILILEIHOOOOOO

>>732478950
and Hungary...Eurovision itself is cringe af

>>732478528
lmao that is the biggest autist i've seen in eurovision

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Portugal was okay-ish
The rest was utter shit

>>732478429
Is difficult to get the last place but I think we can achieve that merit this year

>inb4: I keked

>>732479097

> /r9k/

AUSTRALIA IRL SHITPOSTING

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT AUSSIE WHO GOT KICKED OFF PLAY SECURITY
KEK

DID HE PUT HIS DICK ON CAMERA?

>>732479097
Well, why the fuck do you think we're voting for him?

Muhhahaha!
That aussie mooner got tackled

TOP FUCKING KEK
DAT AUSSIE PALE ASS

TELL ME YOU GUYS SAW THAT

>>732479319
>>732479360
>>732479364
OMG, HOW DO I VOTE FOR HIM!

EUROVISION=SAVED

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

And now, an ass-terrorist in action .. Bravo Eurovision !

australia wins

Yes, Armenia!

I've never voted for any country, but today I am. Australia has my ass-vote.

i can't believe you guys were saying we shouldn't allow australia in just because they aren't in europe.
well i bet you are all eating your words now huh?

>>732478654

To be honest. Justin Timberlake kicked it off last year, and his was by far the best song that night. They'd probably rock it, put an end to the gay entries we get every every year. That's why none of the UK's good musicians do it, it's a fucking joke

How the fuck did this win last year??

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GIVE THAT AUSSIE THE TROPHY!

wow, someone put the mooner on youtube please

>>732479444
>> Trip tier comment..

>>732479556
It didn't

fuck i didnt see it, screenshot or webm?

This is why I've always been an Australia suporter for the eurovision

>>732479616
Anyone know who it was?

>>732479392
fugggg I didn't see

That French chick is fucking hot desu

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>>732479658

>>732479750
dude show some respect
the proper term is baguette european

>>732474418
no u, that bitch was impressive

>>732479809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2kVZy69MI

>>732479809
winner at life

>>732479809

12 POINTS FOR AUSTRALIA

THIS IS WHY AUTRALIA HAS BEEN INVITED

wow i hate this "jury" bullshit, how do we make them stop?

>>732479968
You can't. The bullshit is too strong.

>>732479750
100% best waifu this year, not that she had any real competition.

>>732479968
make the eastern european countires stop sucking each others dicks. That's why it was introduced.

>>732479968
By having them actually make good music

>>732479968
Some script kiddie DDOS them

Tá ganho caralho!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FOR MOLDOVA

>>732480208
ri

>>732480139
Callate la puta boca gitano cara esparrago . Alegraos de haber pagado para joder . España.
In english: poetugal paid milions to make spain loose and poerugal win.
Its a complot!

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Israel is not participating anymore

>>732480139
O PAPA VAI FAZER MILAGRES CARALHO

Oh no, the jews re not coming to Eurovision anymore.

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Spain : 0.

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DIVERSITY YOU CUNTS DON'T HATE ON ISREAL D:

Portuguese singer is truly a turbo-autist... God, the cringe is strong in him...

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Telling you right now, the public votes are gonna go a lot faster than the jury votes, they just dont respect our votes anymore

>>732480295
Me cago en tus muertos y tu puta madre :)
In english: I shit on your dead and your whore mother :)

Germany as pathetic as always

>>732480572
Ke tmvas a hacer tu cara esparrago aqui te espero payaso

What the fuck is Harambe doing in Eurovision?
Is Italy trying to meme their way to victory

Well i would like Portugal to win, after so many years in east Europe and Turkey, would be nice to have the Eurovision as far west as possible

>>732480693
he did praise kek but the robots are gunning for the autist from portugal

>>732480693
Harambe is dead just fucking stop

>>732480582
I am German and I am completely OK with this.
Can't wait for the bitching tomorrow in the press and the usual "Why are we even suporting this naymore mimimimimi...."

thread is about to die
someone make new
hurry

>>732480819
im from norway and i fucking hate our song

when will we know who won ?

Portugal is going to win... Autism is going to win... Bacalaù !!!

>>732481040
in an hour

>>732480819
You know, most Countries send their best and most well known Singers, but Germany sends English Country singers of whom nobody has ever heard.
immagine Rammstein rockin Eurovision. unbeatable