Thread on my homeboard got deleted. So I open one here. Anyone

>>732465568
1. Israel
2. Poland
3. Belarus
4. Austria
5. Armenia
6. The Netherlands
7. Moldova
8. Hungary
9. Italy
10. Denmark
11. Portugal
12. Azerbaijan
13. Croatia
14. Australia
15. Greece
16. Spain
17. Norway
18. United Kingdom
19. Cyprus
20. Romania
21. Germany
22. Ukraine
23. Belgium
24. Sweden
25. Bulgaria
26. France

>>732465568
Which country is Epic Sax Guy again?

Poland singer: would bang/10

>>732466830
Breasts spring out/10

>>732466772
Moldova #7. He's back again this year.

>>732466772
Moldova

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Link for stream:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

>>732466894
>>732466932
Winrar.

Belarus singer is hot

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until now it's all been pretty shit. Polish milf had some milkers but that's it.

Does it get any better?

nice song and milf singler by armenia, congrats

>>732467615
Hungary and Belgium have, imho, the two best songs

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Netherland fat triplets are hot.

lel, Hungary sending unironically a gyppo

#6 was shit this year

armenia and moldavia the best for me till now.
the dutch girls were good singers, but the song was not that good.

Hungary Best song in the ESC

>>732468645
yeah but it had tits and thicc wenches at least

As a patriot I hope for 0 points for germany this year again

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I think the italian song is way too deep for this pleb contest.

>>732469103
Wieso?

wrong dress type bitch

>>732469239
Weil die Medien sich dann wieder tagelang über Unwichtiges einstuhlen

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Australia?
How did they weasel themselves into this?

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>>732466026

>EUROvision
>Australia

wut?

Portugal is sick

>>732469480
Ich muss zugeben, dass ich so ein bißchen auch auf eine derbe Klastsche hoffe. Der Arschschmerz ist nach sowas immer köstlich.

Portugal feels

>>732469728
I like him. I bet he posts in /b/ occasionally

Horse man now

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>>732469193
really?

Big papa now!

Something tells me that balkan fatso will win this.

#celebratediversity

>>732470296
no lil fag it's actually santa claus

>>732470296
is gonna fuck you and eat your dreams

>>732470477
dubs get

>>732468859
You know what good is

Can't wait for the ameritards to get shown during the voting.

>>732469103
Richtig so, was für ein Mist

What the fuck is this gender fluid? Australia can't stop shitposting even in real life.

South Africa will win.

its a trap!

>>732470635
10/10 if they give it to Israel. I don't even know how that thrash went past the prelims.

>>732470441
But the song and performance are crap

>>732470693
kek

he walks funny

>>732469103
Ich auch. Alles andere beiseite klingt das Lied einfach scheiße

>>732470851
I can't wait to hear it, because I didn't know it could get worst than the first 3-4 numbers.

come on, straya. If you want to troll then do it properly and send these guys next time.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

>But look at us now with 42 countries,
some of which aren't even european!

Any way for Americans to watch?

>>732471084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

>>732471136
Says video not available in not country. :(

Wow cute Greece

>>732471272
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0070hvg

>>732471272
Goddamnit... They even said that Americans could watch it.

>>732471295
i came

>>732471272
try this with vlc

http://live-lh.daserste.de/i/daserste_de@91204/index_2692_av-p.m3u8?sd=10&rebase=on

german comments though...

>>732471613
Thank you so much!

>>732467912
Ye belgium is pretty gud

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Norway even naming themself Jowst.

So is this norwegian a skitzo or what?

>THICCC Danish Princess spotted

0 points for the fucking yodelling #rou

Cringefest incomming. pls change the channel!

>>732465568
i liked the Romanian one. first time I heard yodeling at the esc

>>732473553
Why is she so happy about ending in the lower half?

>>732473766
Her hair has more character than herself

>>732473766
But hey, could be worse

>Choir of the year

This shit keeps getting better and better

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN #UKR

Ukraine sending a degenerated junkie. pls someone just invade them and end their suffering.

>>732467040
نورميس رييييييييييي

>>732474215
Band is generic bullshit, singer is soooooooooo fucking bad. Who taught this would be a good idea

>>732474346
They obviously cared only about the performance. Thought that if the act looks badass nobody will notice that it's actually completely crap.

Great song for the beautiful belgian

>swedish
>not a nigger
>actually named -son

I call bullshit

GOD DAMN, SWEDEN!

Where did the third annoucher go? Did they pull him off stage because he wasn't flamboyent enough?

>>732474893
Treadmills boooooooooooooois

The background dancers look so fucking gay. I bet they starting to grab each other's ass.

>>732475021
In Greece? Or Belgium?

>>732475080
Ok go

>sneakers
>no socks

damn why is this soo fucking gay.

>>732475121
of the event itself... probs should've said presenter

>>732475359
there was one without glitters in his jacket

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this singer was born this century

*needs a drink*

>inb4 this little faggot actually wins

>>732475420
Off-topic: I need that setup.

On-topic: I shows.

>>732475638
It* ffs

>>732475638
it shows? no way, he was actually the best young performer ive ever seen online.

man last song - this sucks I was just super enjoying this

France Arabia

Eurabian song contest

>>732475864
You haven't really tried then. There are children half his age performing opera's mate...

Everybody vote for Armenia

>>732465568
Pinned is on /int/

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>>732475950

>>732476120
no fuck off. Song was shit and she was hideous.

>>732476157
>blue board

no thanks

Best song arrived boys

PSA: Moldova won't win because their vocals were bad

I say france wins, simply by their fee fee bonus. That was always common with esc

favourites in that order

09 Italy
23 Belgium
06 Netherlands
07 Moldova
21 Germany
13 Croatia
10 Denmark
03 Belarus

rate

>>732476797
Dude, there's no way they are beating ukraine

>>732476864
Ukraine conflict was so 2015, we have the paris terror attacks this year

>>732476856
08 Hungary
23 Belgium
03 Belarus
07 Moldova
12 Azerbaijan
17 Norway
15 Greece
21 Germany

>>732477005
If we gave points to France for being a victim / on the losing side there would be no point in having this competition, not that there's one now.

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>when you have to sing at the esc at 8, but there's a crusade at 9

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>>732477279

>>732477202
Won't happen, they only show Hungary's bad parts.

>>732477274
>If we gave points to France for being a victim / on the losing side there would be no point in having this competition
Anon, no bad word, since this thread is pretty nice, but ESC was always about morality boosts for countries and persons that needed it.
Thats nothing bad, but there are people voting and they vote by their heart and not by objective criteria.

Portugal will win this one!

>>732477549
And by that assumption I predict GB will be one of the biggest looser this year.

12 Azerbaijan
11 Portugal
07 Moldova
05 Armenia
15 Greece
10 Denmark

>>732477467
tbh Hungary wasn't that great actually.

I can't but think they pushing this meme for diversity.

>>732477549
T'was just a joke. Of course they don't vote based of the song. I've watch it other years and the results rarely make sense.

>>732477726
When going by the quality of the song/performance that is

>>732477649
Anti-EU folks might vote Britain because they sympathize with Brexit.

>>732477723
Not saying it was going to be the winner, but certainly in the upper half. But seeing as they show boring parts now I doubt even that will happen.

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Is there still hope for Sweden..?

portugal is fucking awful, it is beyond me how they are even in grand final

>>732477970
Nope, dude's a neo-nazi (as shown in your post).

>>732477861
They are scarce. I don't know, if you are directly hit by Brexit, but all EU countries want a hard line against our insular friend, although they don't want it themself.

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>>732478391
Holy fuck. You failed it twice!

>>732478183
That's their governments and media who want to set an example.
1/3 of French voters voted Anti EU and far right last week, no matter how much the media wanted to sell it as a vctory for liberalism. Same in many other countries.
But let's see.

Wtf does the child there? Baiting in the pedos?

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I see they are catering to 4chan now too ...

>>732478794
she was hot tho

>>732478794
Showing that the 17 year old how it's done

>>732478930
ENGLISH!?!?

>>732478834
Yeah, but still. Im confused

>>732478930
True dat

>>732478991
Don't shit your pants because someone doesn't speak English as first language

Can we all agree that Armenia deserves to win?

>>732479194
That was me reacting to my own fuck up LMAO

>>732479361
I'm bilingual though so you're not wrong there

>>732479361
Oh, sry bro. Don't lose your shit because you fucked up

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>>732479562

>Let's show all the countries one by one even though they all fit on the screen at once.

Great fucking idea.

That was a nice ass, wasn't it?

>THE GRAND WIZARD!

Oh god

Portugal? Are you actually fucking kidding me?

Germany getting kekked again!

How much did portugal pay? I could hardly hear the fucker

portugal's song was terrible...

>>732480292
I agree, it might even have been the worst of the bunch.

Portugal and Italy are overated

>>732469501
or israel or Cyprus or Azerbaijan

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>>732465568
BEST MOMENT

>>732480456
Agreed. Italy had maybe monkey-bonus, but portugal was shit

luckily this is jsut the jury's votes. The people's votes will come after this shit.

I remember now why I haven't watched this in a long long time. Shit's rigged beyond believe

What the fuck is this in norway? Breach of a clone Lab?

>>732480750
And they didn't even give us adult clones. Wtf Norway

>>732480750
they're very famous in norway :/

>>732480857
Can't imagine people not remembering the first clones their country has produced

>>732480857
Macklemore is famous too and looks like shit

>>732477005
What happened in Portugal this/last year? This makes no sense

MOLDOVA FIX YOUR FUCKING MIC

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cute butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_7LHFhqpsM

Poortugal Cucking everybody with their gay shit!

>>732480552
Truly the best moment of the show.

>>732479326
because one could misread it as America?

Portugal bought the majority of the jury and is now visually trolling when they get the 12-points

AUSTRALIA MVP

>3 points for germany

REEEEEEEEE

>Gerogia
>MOSHI MOSHI

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HOW IS THE AIR DOWN THEIR SPAIN?

>>732482287
where did those 3 points for germany come from?

>>732482509
Ireland

>>732482509
Netherlands I think. Kaaskoops have to ruin everything...

Yes Belgium, speak French, we still totally use that language in International communication

>>732482718
indeed

Spain is a meme

lel
spain = rekt

>tense
its already over
portugal won

Spain was utter shit. I say this as a german.

for once, UK entry was gud. not a chance of getting in the top 10 though

>>732483937
Spain was bettern than germany. Or portugal. Everything was better than portugal.
I say this as a german

>>732484202
nah man, Spain and Ukraine was the worst acts ever.

>>732466026
>Eurovison
>Israel
The jews are back at it

>>732484202
Und jetzt zurücklehnen und dem shitstorm bein Entfalten zusehen.

>>732484278
german was this boring everyday pop song with forgettable lyrics and a stolen melody

>>732484589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

warten auf den Arschschmerz

What is the portugal's song language?

what was the name of the band with the horse hair drum during the break?

>>732484705
Brazillian

>>732484705
possibly portuguese

>>732484705
the language was "some skinny manlet crying and the voting idiots think it's art"

>>732484923
Good answer indeed

>>732484883
ONUKA feat. NAONI Orchestra - "Megamix"
was the best song I heard this evenin

>http://www.daserste.de/unterhaltung/musik/eurovision-song-contest/videosextern/onuka-feat-naoni-orchestra-megamix-100.html

for everybody who can not get enough of that German music goodness

eurovision.de/news/Alle-Infos-zum-ESC-Finale-in-Kiew,ukraine956.html

>>732484923
Dam son, isnt that place called West-Portugal?

>>732485078
Ging mir genau so

>>732477990
Yeah how the fuck did they win, their song was shit and the singer looked high throughout the entire song. I feel like people just voted out of sympathy

>>732486912
Apparently the dude has a chronic heart disease and the message of the song was something along the line of: "If you can't love me than I'll just have to love enough for us both".

>>732484202
Someone told me a few minutes ago that Spain had some nasty shit going on with the selection of their songs. Apparently they picked the guy as he was friends with the jury, and not because the people like the song (because no one did). The jury might have gotten wind of that and fucked them over on purpose.

And the fact that they got next to no votes from the people at home might just be due to the fact that the entire shit is rigged as there's no way that portugal should've won. Even the dude himself looked like "Are you fucking kidding me? I don't deserve this"