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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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at this point ill try anything
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pls
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You said the same thing yesterday
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>>732465310
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I'm in.
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We'll see
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gib serb gf pls
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jesus im lonely
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>>732465228
ive been complying to these threads for years. it dont work...
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Well I'm in too
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I will be with my soulmate by tomorrow.
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>>732465228
cool
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>>732465228
Ha So I also turn straight?
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I pray
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funny
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pls
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4534534
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I'll bite.
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>>732465228
please
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lets see
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As long as she doesnt give me too many reasons to beat her up
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do i get a second one?
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>>732465228
Already got my ex in my sights, gonna get her back by tomorrow/day after
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I'm pretty desperate at this point.
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>>732465228
Anyone know sauce or more of that pic?
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i need help
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I wan gf
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>>732465228
Will she come to my room ?
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>>732465857
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Prove it
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GIBE GF PLZ
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>>732465228
okay.
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>>732465310
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>>732465228
i need a reason, not to kms
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Ty
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pls i need bad thx
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i want this one
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To think I have sunk this low
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>>732465228
Pretty weak thread
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Not normie pls
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>>732465228
never gonna happen
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the game is on
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>>732466271
Holy shit the compression artifact in that thumbnail.
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;-;
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>>732465228
posting posting posting i want that girl to be my gf
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Didn't work last week
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Oh
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Yeah sure I'll post. Not like anyone else ITT can give me shit for it considering they're all doing the same thing
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dont lie to me.
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Dead
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Wtf is this
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>>732465228
Last time it didn't. I want my money back.
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if i post more than once, will it increase my chances?
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>>732465228
I don't need this shit
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Really?! Oh boy o golly mister gee whiz how swell
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i have one already
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>>732465228
I'm trying nigga
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>>732465228
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>>732465228
eh
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I guess it couldn't hurt to try. It's not like things could get any worse
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cool
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>>732465228
But whi exactly ? A new one or the one I already haz ?

> Just kidding. I'm a wizard
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really?
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Ayyy
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>>732465228
Bitch reporting in
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Suicide seemed a good option but I will give this a go.
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>>732467965
dubs for dibs
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Pls i just want to feel loved by someone
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Might as well, wtf
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only if she's cute
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pls
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>>732465228
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why not
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pls
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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>>732465228
mehh its worth a try
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please kek, help me
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>implying I don't have a girlfriend.
Wait, shit. You're right.
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Oh well
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test
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Worth a try.
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>>732465228
feelsgoodman =^)
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pls sofi
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>>732465228
Niggers are black
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k
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Cringe as hell
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O fuk
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>>732465228
roll
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Reply
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>>732468753
that's racist
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>>732465228
i trusted you yesterday OP, you betrayed me
you will suffer for this
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>>732465228
I will be at work all day tomorrow and there are no girls at work so we will see.
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ok
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>>732465228
fake and gay
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>>732465228
worth a try.
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>>732465228
I prefer traps
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>>732465228
Wont happen sadly
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>>732465228
im desperate
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>>732465228
worth a try
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>>732465228
Rollin
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pls be in london
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ayeaye
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pls work
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>>732465228
I bet I won't faggot
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Pls jesus
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>>732465228
tbh I'm a sissy who wants a hung bf to molest and dominate me and treat me like a fragile flower as he violates me
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whatevs
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Pleze
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>>732465228
WE'LL DO IT LIVE, FUCK IT!

>>732465310
Will you work out and shower daily while also eating right?
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I DOUBLE DARE YOU
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im at rock bottom arent i
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I wish
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Plx
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ok
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>>732465228
Sooooo lets see if it works anon
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>>732465228
i bet i dont lol
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didn't work last time
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>>732465228
Well, I always love a good scam by a Jew
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Thanks. I thought all hope was lost.
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why not
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>>732465228
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I guess I'll be busy tomorrow
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Pls
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>>732465228
Ok
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ok
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>>732465228
checking in
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Maybe she will come back..
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man i'm not playing games anymore, just gimme somebody.
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This is bait.

Wait a minute...
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Bullshit, only by some meme magic will it ever happen
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Let's hope so
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>>732465228
I don't want a gf, i just want to fuck you're mom xddd
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ok
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Maybe the meme lords will help us
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Because it can't hurt, right? Maybe she'll pull her head out of her ass and realize I'm the one for her.
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>>732465228
y not
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Pls.
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>>732465228
;-;
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>>732465228
dont think so
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pls ;-;
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Heh
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>>732465228
No u
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if i roll dubs it will be my waifu
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I'll settle for a girl that's a friend, idgaf. I'll even settle for just a friend. Just help me, please.
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>>732473577
oh fuck
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i wish
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>>732465228
plz my ex, plz get back with me
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>>732465228
cool
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Uhhhhhhh
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>>732465228
pls not be my hands.
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Yeah right, I'll believe I'll randomly find a billion dollars in my bank account tomorrow too.
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krk
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Test
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>>732465228
hi
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>>732465228
Why not
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When you're outta luck so you might as well try this
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pls
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>>732465228
lol
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>>732465228
this never works, but worth the two seconds for magic.
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OH SHIT
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......
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>>732465228
only if she's fat and has a dick and wants to fuck my ass and put my dick in a blender
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suck my wee wee
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>>732465228
Bull
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>>732465228
OK
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Won't happen.
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>>732465228
Come on op
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>>732465228
it cant hurt to try
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damn boi
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Sure
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>>732465228
wynaut
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>>732465228
Will she have a bandaid on her nose?
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Girl...friend?? nigger what?
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>>732465228
not gonna work, but fuck it
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let's try this shit
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i can chose right?
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>>732465228
sure
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>>732465228
one time meme magic would be nice
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>>732465228
I replied to this thread
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gib
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>>732465228
>3
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321
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>never go outside
>never answer the door
>never talk to anyone besides anonymous

Good luck with this one Mr. Fate!
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>>732465228
ayyyy lmao
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>>732465228
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>>732465228
might aswell
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>>732465228
pls
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>>732465228
BET
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>>732465228
I did this yesterday and got nothing you lying fuck.
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Drip drop
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Going to a party later so at least worth a try
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>>732470975
where from?
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Yah.
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>>732465228
>732465228
yeah, that's pretty normal. it sounds like you're just putting a slice of cheese on a piece of bread and sticking it in the oven, then expecting it to come out as pizza. i mean, did you even put tomato sauce on it? you didnt mention anything about it seeming like you're eating cheese and tomato sauce on toast....just cheese. so i have to ask, did you even put tomato sauce on your slice of bread with cheese? did you?

why dont you like tomato sauce? you don't believe in it? are you against it? do you hate italians? what...tell us. why don't you use tomato sauce? why can't you just google how to make pizza? why don't you like to feel like you're eating cheese on toast? you seem like a virign.
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>>732465228
bet
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I've been trying to work up the balls to talk to her about it. Fuck it, let's see what happens.
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>>732465228
cmooncinta4tw
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Check :-)
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oh yes !
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Best work op
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I'll give it a go
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>>732465228
Might as well..
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>>732465228
What if i have already a Gf
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>>732465228
i got a better chance at finding a unicorn but hey maybe op will deliver
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no chance
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>>732477157
wtf you dont like cheese toast?
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'Kay.
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Ok thanks!!
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I'll try anything
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>>732465228
Give me da pussy boss
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>>732465228
ty
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>>732465228
sad how many think that works xD....
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>>732477666
Fucking yes!
Satan blesses me
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>>732465228
sweet deal, thanks anon. 100 deaths onto you if it doesn't happen.
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>>732465228
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OK
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Can you make it 3? Looking for an addition.
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>>732465228
I really really like to have one. But she better be pretty
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>>732465310
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>>732465228
oh ok
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nut
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>>732465228
ok
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>>732465228
k
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>>732465228
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=1130

lads
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>>732465228
dunnot of trustsº
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fgt
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fuck off bitches
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>>732465228
Aww shittt
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>>732465228
I'm replying... But I don't see you girlfriending
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>>732465228
Replying to: REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>732465228
nice bait new fag
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>>732465228
mazel
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I have no gf goodnight
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>>732465228
I am desperate
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pls,,,
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>>732465228
B E T
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Dubs plz
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>>732465228
would be nice
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pls be 10/10 finngolian qt
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>>732465228
pls
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>>732465310
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>>732465228
no thx
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pls god
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Sup
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My dreamz
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>>732465228
well... why not.?
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GG my suicide doesnt have to continue if this happens gg I want to fucking dominate
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I hope so
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i'd love a girlfriend by tomorrow
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>>732465228
Boi
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>>732465228
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Ok
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Blyat
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>>732465228
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ok
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I'm a lonely faggot desperate as fuck
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This thread is both hilarious and sad for so many reasons! :D
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Meh, wtfn
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>>732465228
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For the lulz
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>>732465228
doubtful
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>>732465228
dontwant
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ohh boy i wish
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ok lets go
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>>732465228
>tomorrow
>mfw
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YASSs
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>>732465228
pls
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>>732465228
I really hope it's true
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Well...
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>>732465228
Deal
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Ok thank you
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>>732465228
I'm doing it, let's go archery
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Reply
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im a girl xx
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>>732465228

I try.
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>>732465228
you may be right bro!
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I have nothing to lose
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>>732465228
not likely but fuck it
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>>732465228
Wish me luck
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>>732465228
How's that possible im not going anywhere tomorrow maybe change it to this week but not tomorrow you fraud
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Ohh yeah a girlfriend ! Ohh yesss hummmmmm cumshot ! Yesss
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>>732465228
Welp, here's hoping I get you, Mishelle. You're adorable and I want to hold you as you fall asleep.
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im desp
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this is me any one intrested
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