ITT: Vaguely describe a video game and let others guess the game

satanic dwarves resummon devil
old tech portal to another world
must find old chosen one
wings of fire

Cyka blyat

>>732453348
full of chads, played mostly on consoles, highly overrated, full of kids, cancerous, shitty mechanics

got shot in the head

woooooow casinos

damn dude why are these ants so big

choose between a 250 year old man a lunatic rome fangay and hipsters from cali

>>732453348
You break windows/glass panels with a blunt instrument.
Critters hop around everywhere
Military joins in
Compulsive stalker

>youre a shithead who is known for fucking around
>one day something at work fucks up the whole world
>kill all the fuckheads that came to fuck up the whole world
>go to sleep for 20 years

>>732453348
another settlement needs your help
let me mark it on your map

>>732453790
FNV

>>732453776
every mainstream fps?

>>732453790
>I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
New vegas

>>732454084
yeah, pretty much

be me, german man
Be part of german group to develop technology
Discover new element
Discover that it can bring the dead back to life amd alter memories
Find Russian, Japanese, and American, and Mexican to experiment on.
Mexican dies in experiments
Japanese, American, and Russian brainwashed to do German bidding

>>732453970
F4

>mould everywhere
>people in masks and guns and shit
>some bug colony is the "resistance"
>you end up with this bitchy chick
>not your dad lol

>someone died
>crash
>wife? WIFE?
>god loves you
>god give me voice
>god guide my hand
>WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO?!?!?
>"kill the child"
>nuke

>>732454333
outlast 2

>>732453348
>same game every year but with a different date at the end

>>732454192
cont
Element makes dead people into zombies, oh no
Make moon base
Invent teleporter
Boss makes me fix it every time he breaks it
Teleport him, his daughter, and dog
Daughter goes to moon
Gets trapped in pyramid
Oh no zombie apocalypse

>>732454374
cod waw

>>732454374
Call Of Duty Black Ops - Moon
Or just entire Call of Duty - Zombies franchise

>>732453790
>rome fangay
PROFLIGATE

>> tons of damage
>> 9 keys, no chest

>tries crossing border
>ambush from army
>they capture you on accident
>going to kill you anyway
>some twat from a village wont stop talking to you

>>732454488
Yep the franchise

>>732453970
Unironically, Skyrim.

>>732454364
EA sports

>>732453348
>spawn in
>walk to the closest town
>hear distant gunshots
>angry Russian pops out of nowhere
>ties you up
>force feeds you beans
>axed in the face
>hear Russian laughter while the words "you are dead" show up

>>732454646
dayz

>>732454358
yeh

>>732453348
>2 fish
>4 not-fish
>get gold or get them dead to win

>>732454589
skyRIM(JOB)

>>732454646
STALKER

>>732453952
Doom

>>732453644
CS:GO

Be me, kid
Live only with mom
Dad left
Mom is devout catholic
One day hears God
He says come kill me
She gets her knife and attempts to kill me
But a book falls on her head
Yay.jpg
Oh no its just a drawing i made up
Mom is actually trying to kill me
She tries to stomp on me all the time
Have to kill her heart
Then defeat satan

>get deceived by old woman who is not old woman
>family killed due to being tricked
>gets real mad
>kill everything that is not you
>continue to kill everything that is not you
>gets more mad
>has child
>teaches child to kill everything that is not him

>>732454800
The binding of isaac

>>732454837
Yes

Ayy lmaos everywhere but not in chronological order.

train go boom

FURRY HEAVEN
Cat pirate fights against Dog guards, Dog pirates, and other Cat pirates to get stones

Oh, and yeah, the game's harder than my cock when I see Emma Stone

>>732453948
Half Life

Damn New York is big and grindy.

>>732454688
winwar

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instead you should just
> Snapchatd.com
and leak all your snapchat friends

>>732453348
>be thief
>actually help people
>stupid cops trying to arrest even tho im doing good
>friends with cripple and fatass

>>732454979
Remember to sage and report

>on plane
>best friend in cockpit shooting fools
>suddenly best friend "dies"
(is actually abducted)
>best friends gf cries like bitch
>jump out of plane
>start ruling entire city

>undead mexican

>>732453348

Slap chickens
Torture old men

>fast forward 20 years

We freemium now

>>732455066
Red dead redemption: undead nightmare?

>Wake up in a hospital
>Heavily mutilated
>shit goes bad
>go to Middle East and Africa
>Get half naked chick and dog as friend
>Take out commies and niggers
>Finds son in Africa
>Not really son
>Lose hot chick
>Have identity crisis in the end

>Be space wizard going to space wizard school
>Space wizard car gets shot down
>Meet up with fellow space wizard and find your way to space wizard school
>See bad space wizard on the side of the school doing graffiti
>Get knocked out then woken up by a Mary Sue

>>732454126

>Ain't that a kick in the head

>>732455066
rdd:ud?

>>732455127
>Ends up becoming Large Leader

siblings fight big turtle for woman

>>732453348
>in Europe
>get knocked out by crazy man
>get injected with a parasite
>kill everyone
>find annoying cute girl
>take parasite out
>save her and go to americuck

>>732454948
Division

>>732455244
Resident Evil 4

>be general of army
>apparently can fly
>bark orders to soldiers from sky
>rule world war 2

>>732455204
Souper Mayreeo

>>732455127
MGS:5

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>>732455145

>Work in a company
>Suddenly you have free willing to escape.
>No one is in the building
>You hear a narrator telling you the path
>Be rebellious and make your own path
>Many eastereggs
>Mindfuck.exe
>Multiple endings

>>732454820
God of War

>nigger
>bike
>train

>>732455390
Yes

>>732455406
stately parable

>on big island
>some awesome king wearing an awesome suit
>forced to side with rebels even though you dont want to
>forced to kill awesome king for achievement
>realise you can get infinite money from awesome king

>>732455406
Stanley Parable

>>732454992
Sly Cooper

>>732455408
yes

GTA Jackie Chan movie edition

>>732455495
Yes sly

>updated my journal

>>732453644
Stalker?
CS:GO?

>>732455582
amnesia the dark decent

>Be me as teenager
>Miss my dad
>Grandma give me 5 bucks a day. Thanks grandma
>Snows once and everyone talks about it
>Stalked by creepy pedo
>Work at the docks
>"He killed my brother"
>China

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>>732455495
>>732455463
Correct

>>732455452
Gta sa

Work in a meat factory.
Discover slaves/workers are being turned into food.
Free them using whistles, farts, basic instructions and mind control

>>732455553
Sleeping Dogs

>>732455597
Nah fam

>>732455618
Fuck I forgot the game names I know the answer

>>732455618
Abe's odyssey

>>732453348

we bash each other with cars and do flips and shit

>trash

>>732455661
Bingo

>loud annoying robot

>>732453348
>No one says they like it anymore
>people still play it, but would never admit they do
>was once an MMORPG, but is just an mmo now

>dad leaves me when smol
>leave vault to find dad
>finds him
>he dies

>>732455618
Oddwold: New n Tasty
I remembered!

>>732455452
GTA San Andreas

>>732455876
runescape

>>732455974
Runescape still meets the minimum standards for an rpg . SO no

>>732455868
Borderlands 2

>>732453348
>Hiya, It's me Imoen

ww II you play as usa soldier and in the first mission you play in north africa where you fight nazis

>>732455784
Literally any game made by valve

>>732455147
star wars jedi knight jedi academy

>>732453644

metro LL or 2033

>>732454725
Shark Attack Deathmatch?

>locar radio 'personality' is annoying nigger
>global skin cream shortage

>>732456265
Fallout 3

>>732453348
>New game
>Die
>Die
>Die

>>732453348
>big Robots
>no new maps ever
>new robots every month
>people still play this garbage

>>732453576

oblivion?

>>732455035
Saints Row 3

>>732453576

oblivion or fable i think

>>732456303
Barony?

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>>732456265
Fallout 3

>>732456265
Fallout 3

>you get to pick a squad mate to die in a nuclear fire
>you always pick the whiny faggot over the hot biblethumper
>also you carry around a metric fuckton of useless weapons upgrades each mission

>>732456303
Dark Souls

>>732456303
Abortion Clinic?

>>732456409
Mass effect?

>>732455477
Sounds like Far Cry 4 except for the island part

>>732455704
>>732455721
Correct

>>732456484
fallout 3

>>732456302
that was quick

next:
>you hit your head on boxes and crap falls out. And you have a brother

>>732456411
Yes

>>732455868
Borderlands

>>732456484
yep

>>732456303
Fucking overwatch

>>732455318
>why has no one guessed this yet

You got fired from your job and now have to stab all your old employers in the throat.

>>732456411
No it's LoZ: BotW

>Nigger steals a middle aged retired bank robber's car
>Retired bank robber catches him
>Retired bank robber robs a store with nigger
>Retired bank robber's old friend finds out and meets him
>Hijinx ensue

>>732456265
>Fallout 3 radio has an annoying black guy
>Fallout NV has a mature, charismatic AI

>>732456521
Well mass effect has the same choices

>>732453348
>Side-scrolling contra clone where your first fight is a ufo the swings back and forth like its a pendulum. On PS2 iirc.

>>732456596
gta 5 ez

>gloomy
>slow bullets n shit

>rob banks

>>732456304
Any call of duty not made by Treyarch after Black Ops 2?

>>732456726
Max Payne 3

> sky
> american civil war 2.0
> fight yourself
> your daughter is also not your daughter

Orphan mutant saves his daughter

>>732456797
Bioshock Infinite

> dumb, so very dumb
>you give them jobs
>if enough survive, you win

diablo but shit and animated

>>732455893
fallout 3

>the good guys won
>you're crazy

>be vehicles
>be in big ass house
>badass vehicle in every room
>defeat and recruit
>everyone vs. the bear

>>732456856
dorf fortress

> author
> black people attack you
> fight black people because theyre scared of your flash light
> not of it actually happened

Go B go B

>fucking creepers

>>732453348
>guns
>cocaine
>its for the altitude

>>732453348
Search for fuckton of keys and clues
Occasionally kill zombie
Why the fuck is this game called a classic?

>>732456304
Titanfall

>>732457006
alan wake

>>732454926
If it is that description isn't very good. You only bust 1 window on a door in the very beginning if I'm right. And the crowbar definitely isn't being used as a blunt instrument. It'd be better to say busts vents with a tool. It's less vague, but actually accurate.

>limbs
>also scientology

>>732456981
wolfenstein

>pick up the can

>>732456727
payday

>starts out small
>completes some cases
>gets promoted
>gets huge drug case
>fucks a german
>gets caught
>life falls apart
>solves a huge arson scandal
>dies in a fucking flooding sewer

>history is being corrupted
>called to by a magical dragon
>help fight corrupted history keeping timeline in line.
>does not really get any recognition.
>fights guy who turns into a frog thing

>>732453348
>pirates
>ships
>treasure
>im violating the nda by posting this

>>732457266
la noire

>>732457329
Assassins Creed: Black flag?

>>732456252
Nope, close.

>>732457088

Titanfall

>>732457300
skyrim dragonborn dlc

>cave
>keys
>doors
>asplosion!
>omg dynamic lighting!

>>732457354
correct

>>732453776

Overwatch

>>732457266
L.A. Noire
You had me at arson scandal

>>732457384
nope
hint: its not available to the public yet

>>732453644
Players Unknown Battleground

>>732454918
dude I recall that came but dont remember the name, can you enlighten me?

>>732457431
skyrim

>>732457329
Uncharted 4

>taking the quickest way down makes you hear a bird

>>732455600
The long dark

>Power Rangers
>So that's it huh? We some kinda suicide squad?

>>732457549
see
>>732457464

>>732457550
assassins creed

a badass and a techie go to a place not on earth to help one of their lewd group founders from the ball n' chain

>>732457524
>more oldfag
>fusion cannon

Yes
No (Yes)

>>732457635
any fallout game

>>732454570
Lol

> psychological horror
> play as a doctor
> everyone in desert town dying because of disease
> not really sure what the fuck is going on
> children live in a fucked up tower

>8 mhz
>turbooooo
>loopingloopingloopingloopingjumpscrewdriverloopingloopingetc.

Bad game

>>732457667
any fallout game past fallout 2 you mean?

>>732455600

Shenmue? I get that feeling.

>>732457836
yes

>"Why isn't your video feed working?"

>>732455582
Planescape: Torment
>>732456111
Baldur's Gate

>paleontology is definitely not your passion

>>732458098
Fallout 2 (Try the gain)

>>732453348
fly around in space, land on planets and explore

stand on orange shit

repeat

run out of fuel

die

>Be a GRILL GAMUR
>Daughter and husband die in car assassination
>Have to go come out of retirement to solve some cases and find the truth
>Muh family
>Perfect ass-cam
>Some gadgets

>grunting
> crouching
> roids-r-us
> fifty shades of brown

>popular series
>history is being changed
>create your character
>best class is the obvious choice
>yelling equals more power

>>732454192
BO Zombie storyline

>>732458231
no man's sky

>>732458845
20+ years too new

>>732458674
Dragon Age Inquisition

>>732458640
GEARS OF WAR

>be mysterious guy
>leave past life to boat
>really enjoy boats
>some bitch wants you to boat her
>she fucks off as soon as you get to weird island
>boat explodes
>wind up on shore of island
>funny looking dogs try and bite you
>mercs on island have optical sensors in their head that allow them to see for miles with extreme accuracy
>mercs are scared of doggos even though doggos aint that bad
>kronk from the emperor's new groove (doggo maker) decides to explode entire island so people wont know he made doggos
>birdman says "no"
>bitch lady named tom cruise comes back
>you turn into part man part doggo beast when trying to rescue stupid tom cruise
>kronk dies
>you get healed after kronk dies in unfortunate accident, no longer turning into weird furry
>game ends

this is what I remember from my favorite childhood game.

>>732453644
dota?

>muh freedumbs
> muh genetics
> pedobear

>>732459240
Finally. You win.

>>732459439
prototype?

>>732453952
Half-life?

Machines fight over the earth while their creators are dead.

>>732459900
anon he said video games not real life

>>732454261
Last of us

>>732453348
>DOM
>DOM
>DOM NO
>chainsaws the entire fucking planet

Digging
Murder
Digging Murder
Murder Digging

>>732459775
i mean
>pedobear approved

speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out

>>732460330
Terraria

>autism: the game

>>732460398 No

>>732455318
Prolly medal of honor

>with this game, you can fuck yourself in the ass

>>732453776
CoD
>>732453948
Half Life 1
>>732453952
Doom 4

>miners in spaaace: electric boogaloo

> highest virgin / square meter ratio

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

>>732454725

Depth

>>732459232
I'm thinking Far Cry: Instincts

>>732456303
Has to be the soul series.

>>732460710
Civi

>drive cars

>>732456532
Super mario bros

>>732460387
>>732460503
same game?

>>732460670
Space engineers

>>732460736
yee

>>732460744
fuck
Far Cry, the first one, but goddam

>>732456818
The witcher

>>732460878
I don't think so

>>732460330
Red Faction?

>>732456856
Or lemmings

>>732460430
League of Legends

>>732453644
Seems like Stalker

>>732456856
Also
>American Elections : The Game

hapy family
cold

why the fuck does everything explode?

>>732461030
it must be

>jacking in and destroying viruses to stop terrorism

>Constantly die
>Sometimes get killed by other people

>>732461073
WHY IS MY SON UNDERGROUND

>>732457127
Resident Evil

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>>732461000
we have a winrar
also checked

>you are a black klansmen and you have a parachute, a dog and a boss.

>>732461139
megaman.exe?

>no more woman on earth
>bald man still has 1 daughter
>she gets taken
>punch autistic pervs till they explode violently

>>732461154
Dayz?

>cubes
>crap art
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>732455127
Metal gear

>>732461360
Sorry bud try again.

stabby fags
furries
and fancy cucks
fight over soda disneyworld

>>732461258
Mdk 2

>>732461422
not a game but a dlc

>>732461366
Minecraft

>I'm on a boat bitch
>neat cutscene ensues
>man, I'm glad I played the first two games
>well this city is fucked
>girl with me always talking in my head
>she gets caught(fucking women)
>fucker from the first game is back
>get infected, neat chain
>OH NO DARK ME
>dark me doesn't like water?
>pussy
>shit on dark me as real me at the end
>retell story to new bitch who aint really new

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>>732461434
yup

>some guy in a suit tells you something and you have to pick up a can

>>732461567
bioshock infinite?

>>732461567
Prince of Persia: 2 Thrones 1 Prince

>>732461639
that aint the name but yeah, that's it

>>732461154
Dark souls series? bloodborne?

the only way to see yourself is if you encounter another player

very unlikely

star wars but plastic and no voices

>>732461757
No man's sky
kek

>>732453348
>be thief
>but not really
>everyone loves you
>qt gf
>idk I haven't finished it yet

hard mode: no google

>0x5f3759df

leave a bitch
protect crystalis
birth a bitch
attack bitch

>>732455318

Men Of War??

on island
what the fuck do i do
oh a walkthrough
W H A T T H E F U C K D O I D O

>>732461862
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMIN'

>choose one
>oh shit cops
>cringy cut scenes
>drift better than Ken Block apparently

>be a poor guy from italian neighbourhood
>rob some shit
>get sent to war
>come back
>mafioso.jpg

>>732462003
Myst

meet !?
get stars
kill the smith

>>732462091
yes

>>732462003
ARK?

cool, a killing club
what the fuck are these animal people
oh shit my phone's ringing
fucking ruskies
fuCKING RUSKIES

>don't have microphone
get kicked
>pick any special weapon
get kicked
>make a squad too soon
get kicked
>take an armored vehicle
get kicked
>allow someone you command to go somewhere else
get kicked

good luck

>>732462023
yep

>bitch doublecrosses you
>asplosion
>---- RADIO
>begin

wake up
look at art
go to sleep
EVERY THING IS FUCKED
salty milf robot tries to kill you with puzzles

stuck in fence
stuck on tree
stuck on short hill
stuck on sign post
fucking horse

>hey look a city
>drive on in.
>people decide to race.
>vroom.mp3
>oh fuck my car broke and now someone took it
>oh fuck they became the best racer in the city
>oh fuck the cops
>oh fuck my 15 rivals
>FUCK
>fuck 15 rivals over
>fuck over the guy who took my car
>oh fuck the cops again
>gotta go fast
>gtfo of city
>dramatic_bridge_jump.mp4
>bye cops
>bye city

>>732462261
portal 2. ez.

>>732462046
NFS 2015?

kill mom
why are there shops in my basement

Kill dog
Kill neighbours
Kill shop clerk
Kill Muslims
Kill protestors
Kill police
Kill everyone

>>732462261

I just finished Portal 2 the first time the other day

Generic guy, gets phone calls, murder russians, has mask fetish.

>>732462261
Portal or Portal 2

>>732462378
Hotline Miami.

>>732462318
NFS Most Wanted

Blow it out yer ass

>>732461746
Ayeee you did it

>sick soundtrack
>feels super early 2000's
>rated 12 despite having a song that says nigga in it
>A simulation of BlackLivesMatter but with asians and 2 black people

>>732462357
Watch Dogs 2

>>732462447
Duke Nukem

>>732462345
Yes bozz

JESUS MORE ROACHES
find dad in vr
science dad fixes water
gay computer tries to kill people
anti commie robot

>>732462081
Mafia 2

hot hands
jump around
poof
up a vent
space needle

>>732462429
Correcto Mondo

>>732462463
Wrong

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>>732462091
>KID
>TRYING TO SOLVE SAFE
>START AT 999
>MFW

>>732462517
Fallout 3

ostrich knight fight

The gang war shit just keeps coming and coming, and you wish it'd just stop.

>>732462650
yes

>>732462517
Fallout3

>>732462655
GTA: SA

>>732462357
>]
Postal 2

>>732462731
Nope
Hint: Incest

Mutant Experiments, lots off blood, sounds track to rock your socks off, dosh.

>>732462357
Postal 2?

>>732462755
Bingo

>>732462655
Gtasa

>>732462318
>ok i'm outta the city
>ok who the fuck is that- oh fuck cop?
>make a run
>oh fuck my car's broken somehow and i can't get it again
>oh some chick saved me
>choose a car
>choose your first enemy with your car
>fuck over like 3 gangs and take their territory
>oh no big gang leader took them into his gang
>fuck over big gang leader
>audi r8 before audi r8 obtained

>>732462446
yee bo

>Wake up
>Big Ball In Sky
>Tells you to kill aliens
>Dinklebot

Kirby, Samus, and Mario are fighting
Starts with SUPER
Also, DK and Link are in it.
It's like Smosh but more Smash
also Jigglypuff and BOOM!
THERE ARE BROTHERS IT IN!
SSB
Also Master Hand is in it
boom
OH NO I LOST A STOCK IN FIGHTING GAME

WHO KNOS WHAT GAME
?

a checkerboard attempt murder
robot woody saves you
angry romans vs political cowboys

Kill everyone because you hate life, emo looking ass, controversial.

>>732462933
Fallout: New Vegas
Too easy.

>>732462897
Destiny

1. "Hey. I'm just exercising my second amendment rights here ya fuckin' communists"

2. "Discrepancy detected"

3. "Buddy!"

4. "I'm a soldier for the cause, man"

5. "Gotta get a grip!"

nut sock boy saves the day

>>732462996
Winner winner, chicken dinner.

> in the matrix
> fuck everyone on the ship

>man goes to bathroom

This is hardcore mode

>>732462910
Give up?

It's Super Smash Brothers

>>732462910
>SUPER
>Smash
>BROTHERS

>>732455318
Europa Universalis / Hearts of Iron?

>>732463081

Goldeneye 64

now fuck off

>>732462655
GTA: SA

green, mute trap saves the world

>>732463155
Wow a conisuier of video games

>Stamper
>Chess
>Blueberries

> Be me, Hero 7 times
> Apparently nobody knows me
> Misunderstanding with dudes daughter
> Thrown in one fucked prison
> Most inmates kinda cool
> Headed down, looking for a way out.

>>732463081
Manhunt

>>732463155
i lost my copy *cries*

>>732463265

lol, was I really right?

Special Forces, Lots of drugs, religion, bald man with tattoos is angry at you, Bolivia.

> don't tread on me
> don't forget your bathing suit

>>732463245
>>732462731
>>732462821
Since nobody seems to get it, Its Assassins Creed Syndicate.

>uncommon snake

This is Hardcore mode

>>732461939
Starcraft

>>732462292
Witcher 3

>>732462571
Infamous Second Son

>>732463345
You're correct I underestimate /b/ sometimes

>>732463251
LoZ?

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Zelda games?