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Am I ugly?

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Am I ugly?
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side view
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You're 9000+/1000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxGHWJrKeCM
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>>732447552
>>732447492
You look like a Middle Eastern Kike from Israel.
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with a little effort you wouldn't be
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>>732447492
You are nothing I have never seen more average dude than you. Now fuck off and continue being nobody
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>>732447679

Well isn't that a good thing then?
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>>732447766
I don't care tbh I'm not the one who has too live your life
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>>732447610

ok
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>>732447613

I'm Indian though. And Israel is in the middle east
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>>732447492
yes, very
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>>732447492
Well, yes, but it's not the end.

>get a fucking haircut, people will have trouble taking you seriously, especially chicks
>you look like 12, you need facial hair. NOT STUBBLE.
>Don't dress like a hubby, polo shirts are for people who are already in a relationship
>since you're not a model, humour is a must
>smell good, it took me over 4 years to find out why good looking girls were interested in me, and a girlfriend I had told me it was one among other things.
>Work out.

You're not a lost case, but you need to work
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>>732448233

ouch. why's that?

>>732447826

fair enough lol
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>>732447492
Eh, not ugly, but not shockingly good looking
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>>732448265
Bro, don't come here looking for advice on looks. I did the same and thought I was ugly for a long time, then got to Uni and every girl there flocked to me. It's just not true what these sad people say, they have ulterior motives of making themselves feel better, not giving you the truth
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>>732448260

What kind of haircut should I get then?
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How has no one told this kid to get rid of the unibrow yet. That alone will go a long way.
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>>732447492
Get a haircut, pluck your fucking monobrow and you should be decent enough despite the jew nose
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>>732448422
take notes from Oscar Isaac since you have similar type of hair.

Something smart anyway.
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get rid of the uni brow and style yourself a little better and you've got potential. And for fucks sake smile in pictures or in general my man
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>>732448422
If you have a nice hairline and a well shaped forehead, one that's short enough to show that
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>>732447492
hair cut and shave the badly drawn seagull above eyes and your good mayne
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>>732448514

Actually, I photoshopped off my unibrow and moles myself and found this is what I look like:
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>>732448918
How old are you btw?

You look like you're ready to cry.

Either look relaxed, or angry or mysterious.
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decent looking, 4-5/10
Shave your uni brow, fix your eyebrows, maybe get a hair cut and loose some face fat
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>>732449006

i turned 18 two months ago, and yeah ik i look youngish
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>>732449084
Yeah grow a beard + shave head to stubble
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>>732449157

I was thinking of more like an EMINEM style short cut? Would that suit me?
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>>732448918
Sell me your car wash
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>>732449271
Only if you're fit.
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>>732449355

I'm skinny-fat, emphasis on the skinny

Not visible muscle, nor flab

Mild gynecomastia

Here's a larger picture
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>>732449536
Then work out. With your body type you'll look decent in 2-3 months
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>>732449647

I have a strange body type,

my hips are wider than my waist I guess I could say?

Here's a pic of me standing tall

(I'm 6')
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>>732449283

ok
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>>732449006

I was trying to look angry/mysterious in that photo, lol. Do I look on edge or something?
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>>732448299

So like average then?
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>>732447492
short answer: yes
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>>732450667

long answer?

btw i'm hung if it changes anything ;)
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>>732447492
Your not hot, or good looking.
But your not bad looking either.
First picture is good. but to mutch eyebrow.
Second picture, i don't like your nose.
But hey, that's just my opinion.
Your atleast not ugly.
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>>732450991

Yeah I guess it's kind of a shame about the nose, right...
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>>732451168


BUT you know what they say about a guy with a big nose right...
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>>732451168
Asian nose's are to flat and have a little hill.
Nigger noses are too flat and big.
Eastern noses have this big hill.
Westen noses. are small pointy and have the oppeside of the hill.
Here is a picture that explains it all.
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>>732451771

I'm Indian though
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>>732451844
My advice to you OP is trim your eyebrows, and grow a beard if you can. I'd even suggest getting a haircut (the crew cut is in fashion now). Outside of that start a workout regimen if you haven't already.
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>>732452139
>>"grow a beard"
Allow me to clarify, a short one and try to keep it trimmed.
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>>732451771
Whites sacrifice the rest of their integrity points to have a chance to get the nose!! woo.
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>>732452217
i can only manage a neckneard though
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>>732452321
Ok, then focus on the eyebrows and hair. You may also want to consider a gym regiment.
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>>732452403

Ok, I should really pluck the eyebrows tbh
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>>732452217

also why that pic
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>>732447492
You look like a 16 yo boy. Grow a beard if you can. Take care of your eyebrows, they are ugly and gigantic and get a new haircut, nobody likes the curly yewish style.
On top of that go to the gym and lift.
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>>732448918
Oh God

You need some facial hair and a haircut
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>>732447492
Rated 1 out of possible 2 eyebrows.
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>>732447492
Long story short: yes. But it is not an unsolvable case.

Shave that disgusting monobrow, get a good (a GOOD, not a "I went to the barber clueless" one) haircut, start lifting and wear nice clothes and you'll go from a 4.5/10 to a easy 8/10.
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>>732449848
look like a regular nerdy type. Get a new haircut, some nice clothes, nice shoes and work on your best smile and you'll be fine around other nerdy people.
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Dude grow a beard to hide your weak chin
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>>732453865

IK I FEEL LIKE LEAFY OMG
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>>732454216
I'm just saying one uppercut and your done
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>>732447492
You look like Elliot Rodgers mate
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>>732454381

yeah i've heard that before lol
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>>732447492
Look...I might let you suck my cock but that is as far as I'm willing to go
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>>732454381
elliot wasnt even that ugly tbh
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>>732455239

wtf? why do people keep saying that "i have cocksucking lips" or something?
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>>732455649

are you saying i'm uglier than elliot rodgers?
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>>732455824
im just saying elliot wasnt really ugly. he was probably just an awkward fucker,
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>>732449848
Look up "Klinefelter Syndrome"
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>>732455728
You would do a good job
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>>732456114

yeah i've theorized i might have that actualy
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>>732447492
I'd say I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, But I would just to trigger your vest you iraqifuck.
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>>732456756

no u
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>>732456756
Man someone put some salt in your diet?
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>>732455728
That means they're gay for anything.
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>>732447492
Start wearing tracksuits all the time (never matching top and bottom though) and shave your head with some clipper at a number 0. +1000 attractiveness right there
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>>732458570

wht does that egven mean
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>>732458420

is that sort of a burn on me? aha
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>>732459252
prolly, who are you?
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>>732459843
OP
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>>732460012
then no.

He's saying he wants to fuck you in the face...
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>>732460210

oh right yeah but the implications of that would be...? i'm attractive or not? lolidk
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>>732460422
no he just wants to fuck anything with lips. You'll do but he'd fuck anything. so I don't know what that means to you.

What are dick sucking lips?
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>>732447492
your facial traits are repulsive, what's your ancestry anon?

I think in 5 years you will look better and more mature.
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>>732447492
Nah my man, you ain't too bad, you just gotta put some effort into how you look.


•Pluck Eyebrows
•Grow Beard ( If neck beard then trim it with a number 2 or 3)
•New Clothes
•Haircut
•Get Fit

That's about all you need to do to make yourself look decent, if you want to look nice, you gotta work for it. Good luck fam.
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post your ass and dick
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>>732461451

yeah no, even though they're both nothing to be ashamed of ;)
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Not really OP. And it really shouldn't matter.

But do us a favor. Hold up a picture of Lana from Pokémon sun and moon just so we know that it's you. Doesn't have to be by your face.
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>>732461715
Bump in for kek
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>>732447492
>>732447552
You look better than probably 85% of the people here, look like a normal guy. I'd fuck you
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nicest person on /b/ 10/10
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>>732447492

you're fine
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>>732461715
>Lana from Pokémon sun and moon

Lol why would I lie about this?
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>>732461829

That's good, sorry I'm straight tho :/
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>>732461715
Bump
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>>732461715
Kek
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>>732464223

why do you guys want to see that so badly?
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>>732447492
i don't want to say you're a mutant, but, you're a mutant
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>>732447492
you look young, the background of your pic is a nice looking house, and you're asking an anonymous message board online about your insecurities, so I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're a kid still living in your parents house. You'll be fine. You've got decent bone structure and your face is pretty symmetrical. Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and you'll glo up sometime in your 20s or 30s. Just work on finding some confidence rn. Shaking things up with a nice haircut or some new clothes would be good. The way a person acts and dresses is a huge part of what makes them attractive
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>>732464560

ooh
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>>732461715
Oh shit BUMP!!!!
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>>732465173
>732465173

WHY ARE PEOPLE BUMPING THIS WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT
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>>732447492
Yes
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