I am a lion. AMA?

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>>732446123
Me too, would you fuck me?

Who won the battle? The sun or lions?

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>>732446223
All 6 tits or GTFO!

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>>732446123
Do you like lolli?
Pic related

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>>732446434
Fuck you dude, I'm not gonna show you all of my tits

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>>732446381
Roaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!
Lions did, dipshit.

>>732446123
>AMA?
no?

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I'm a lion with a job

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>>732446476
I've never met a female lion my own age before?

>>732446985
That sucks dude, gotta get some of that lioness pussy

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>>732447036
KYS!

>>732446123
What's your relationship with father?

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>>732447294
May we see the lionesses pussy box, meow......

>>732446123
dick pic?

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>>732447430

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>>732446123
How would you rate my cock?

>>732447759
Cool, but where's your father?

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>>732447940
My dad could kick your dads ass!

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>>732447881
It's small and pointy on the end/10

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Roarump

>>732448631
How can you call my cock pointy? It's perfect size for a lion!

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>>732449963
This is a lion thread, nobody invited the witch or the wardrobe.

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I'm a tiger.

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>>732450675

Mr. Lion, who would win in a fight between you and a Tiger?

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>>732450675
>>732450762
My BFF is a tiger, he has a cocaine addiction.

>>732446123
I know you usually pick off younger members of the herd but what age tastes the best?

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>>732446123
What do you think about Tigers?

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>>732450913
>Be me
>A Lion
>Get jumped by a tiger and his baboon mate one night
>I got my ass kicked

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>>732451326
>Wish I could say that was the worst thing that happened to my ass that night..

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>>732451002
Thirty three year olds.

Not sure why, probably just the fact that there is thirty of them.

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Now I'm a lion

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>>732451004
I hate them!
Like two minorities mixed into one.
I mean are they niggers or gingers? Pick one faggots?

Pic related: another pic that baboon rapist posted on his rock tumbler page.

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>>732446123
grrr

>>732451927
Let me ask you a question.

You have one wish, is it:
A) Your cock was as big as your tail?

or

B) You purchased a real dog whilst you was at the pet shop instead of that rat looking thing with the red coat on?

Pic semi related, it's me in my red coat.

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>>732446123
would you homo with Trump ?

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How can Lions even compete?

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>>732452498

>>732452498
that's not my dog, and I wouldn't want a cock so big I couldn't fuck someone with it.

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Now I'm a Satyr

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>>732452520
I'll fuck anything.
Tell him to hit me up next time he visits the African plains.
I'll be the last time he does Trump, after that it;ll sound more like an anal sigh.

>>732446123
Is it true that people have tough stringy meat and if so, do we truly taste better with ketchup?

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>>732452733
What you and that dog get up to is nothing to do with me. Please GTFO of my thread.

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>>732453450
I think I'll stick around

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>>732452533
Bitch please, we fuck white chicks

>>732446123
How do I know you're telling the truth and not just lion...

Were you raised on Casterly Rock?

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>>732452533
By not been so indecisive.
How do you hope to achieve purrrrrrr fection, when you can't even decide what couler you want to be.
Tigers are just like half cast baby's. You still love them like they're your own but there is a constant reminder that the colors have ran in the wash.

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>>732454134
>Casterly Rock
Bitch please.

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Nigger

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>>732454080
Kek
>2017
>Implying I'm lion on the Internet.

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>>732454700
Here you go newfriend.

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Bumpedy

>>732446434
>>732446223
>>732446123

>think it's a lion thread
>it's a gay lion thread

jesus christ

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>>732456555
I can't help been fabulous, bitch.
This reoccurring digits BTW.

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>>732456967
>>732456936
>>732456909
>>732456888
>>732456836
>>732456789
>>732457021
>>732457051

Well that's my thread ruined.
Thanks for that faggot!

Not even claiming it was a good thread to begin with but death holds no hostages.

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>>732456789
Anyone got the orriginal of this pic?

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>>732456555
FYI, gay behavior is completely normal among male lions

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>>732457641
Do the females ever lez out though?

>>732458235
That's an interesting question, let's do some research

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>>732458480
I decided to follow suit and whilst I've yet to find the lezboss lions, here is a snap of the lion pride march. Just incase anybody didn't belive your 1st fun fact.

>>732459115
well, I was kinda joking about it, but it is indeed the truth

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>>732457215
you are welcome.

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>>732459364
Still yet to find the lettuce licking lions but here is more proof that male lions are indeed huge faggots.

only an idiot would believe anyhing the Op says.. hes .. lion. .. he admits to lion. so you know he's lion.

op is a faggot for lion to us.

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>>732459533
Fuck off furfag, KYS.

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>>732459837
or . . .

on all levels except physical blablabla
otherkin blablabla

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>>732459765
you still don't get it, it's not gay at all!

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>>732459837
I am lion, why won't you believe me?

>>732460284
You haven't roared yet, Lion-anon.

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>>732460247
I want to believe you anon but blindly believing unproven facts can just be a pain in the ass.

>>732460454
Because I'm using a keyboard you dumb fuck.
FFS is everybody on the Internet this autistic?

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>>732461205
Forgot to upload my disappointed lion face.

>>732461205
You haven't heard of Vocaroo. No need for that much edge, Lion-anon.
And it was a bit of a joke.
>>732461322

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I still can't find any lezbian lions...
Infact I'm starting to wounder how this species manages to reproduce? Do the males just get so full of cum and then perform some kind of mitosis?

>>732462448
Nah, they're just too horny, so when there are no females, they just hump each other.

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>>732461820
Give us your best roar anon, you seem to know what you're doing.
Show me how you do it and then I'll have a go.

>>732463022
I take it back. No thanks. Not in a professional sound-proof voice-over booth to record one, so I can't get into that fun as much as I want to.

>>732462662
?????

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>>732462662
??????

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YEAAAAHHH!

Thread competition time!

10,000 internets to the anon with the best roar.

20,000 internets to the anon who posts lezbo lion porn.

30,000 internets to the anon that posts a video on youtube of them having a danger wank.
(Incase you skiddles don't know, a danger wank is when you shout your mum from a diffrent room and try and cum before she arrives to see what you want.)

>>732464279
ffs, there are barely any rule 34 pics of lez lionesses

>>732464279
>20,000 internets to the anon who posts lezbo lion porn.

Will human women wearing the right animal print do or does it have to be lions?

>>732465031
Post it and we'll have a vote on it later.
You gotta be in it to win it /b/rother.

>>732465271
Bumping thread

>>732465858
oh cool, you found something, I'll try more

>>732464279
http://www.lion.my/lion-animal/Lion%20Mating.htm

I'll get to posting some pics in a bit.

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oh look, that's really lesbian

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Looks like lions don't eat pussy guys.

>>732464279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRMq1zZV9oo

>ctrl + f
>no "jesus christ, it's a lion"

Fuck all of you. Fucking newfags.

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>>732464279

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The increase in lion pics on the chan today pleases me greatly.

>>732466278
>>732466863

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>>732467275
Good to hear, I love lions

>>732446123
Rawwrr?

>>732446123
Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!

RAWWWWWR

>>732446123
Can you lick your balls?
Can you lick other animals balls?

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>>732468128
Where we going?

>>732468580
Back to 2006!

>>732468269
Yes
>>732463700
>>732459115

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>>732468618
But what if boarder control search the car?

>>732468941
We'll tell them in 2017, Donald Trump is president and blow their fucking minds.

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RAAAAWRRRR

>>732446123
Do you have special memes that only lions share?

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>>732469109
Should we tell them about the wall or the fact Kim Jon Un and and Adolf are actually pretty cool guys once you get to know them?

>>732468941
Just eat his clipboard. Fuck, your not a lion or anything, right?

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>>732469612

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>>732465271

>>732446123
Do you remember your cash?

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>>732470183
I thought it was the females that got aggressive like >>732466408


Nigger lion detected.

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>>732470456
I haven't even got pockets.

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Friendly reminder that the thread competition >>732464279 is still open and any body's to play for.

Give us a roar anon?
If you make just 1 anon smile with your effort you will have accomplished more than over 9000 anons have already failed at today.

>>732471082
Lion cash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVn2Ve09XQ

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Why hasn't anon delivered even 1 vucaroo roar yet?

I know OP is supposed to deliver anyway but you anons need to build the foundations.

Deliver your best roar or your mother will get raped by a nigger tonight and then die of aids.

OP delivers!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xMRdFgXkjG

>>732446123
Will you marry me? I apologize for not being a lion ahead of time.

Deliver you faggety fag, fag, fags!

>be me
>be lion
>be chilling on the serengeti
>like 100+ degrees out here
>just trying to fit in
>can't hunt well
>my main is small
>beta of pack as fuck

>>732473801
Yes, you can can wear a scarf for now but 1st thing Monday morning were taking you to see whistling Willy the whittling hillbilly so you can have your penis painted red and a pointy bit put on the end.

>>732474239
That's a wet dream come true.

>>732473996
>Start putting cocaine on my corn flakes
>Every loves them
>Say "They're Great!
>Feel Great!
>Catch a rare blood disease
>Die a slow and painful death.
>Buzzards eat my eyeballs before I'm even fully unconscious.
>See lion I know
>Best mates
>He walks over to me
>Rapes my ass and then walks off again.

>>732474756
>That's a wet dream come true.
I piss the bed too anon.

Why won't any anon roar into their mic?
It's not exactly difficult and I have a feeling it might be funny listening to you faggots squeak.

Roar for me anon!

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a cat is fine too