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Jenette McCurdy Thread

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Jenette McCurdy Thread
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Too lazy to google who the hell this is. Tits or GTFO...
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Legit goddess
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icarly porn parody fucking when
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>>732445730
wish it was nuthing cept the boots
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>>732445639
this so much
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She looks like the kind of white girl that take BBC.
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>>732444704
Her and my gf could be twins, my gf is just taller and has green eyes. Kept the attitude though which is why she's my gf not my wife.
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>>732445639
You mean "fucking Jenn", right?
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Dan Schnider is so lucky to of hit dat!

https://youtu.be/xdNZjxJ0ifg
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>>732446182
>Tv G
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>>732446498
She does. She was dating NBA player Andre Drummond
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>>732447262
They dated for a week and broke up after their first kiss. He was some creepy stalker and she felt obligated to go out with him when he started buy her gifts.
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>>732447078
Dan who?
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>>732447405
Oh shit she's one of those girls who sympathise with creeps!
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Brings back memories :')
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>>732447419
Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.
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>>732447262
Is she into BBC, like Miranda?
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>>732447419
Dan "My Wife Was Once a Man" Schneider
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>>732448126
mm... didn't a sports team at her uni roofied and passed her around one night?
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>>732447419
Dan "take it in your rear, it's for your career" Schneider
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>>732448594
>implying she had to be roofied
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>>732447419
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
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>>732448781
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>>732448807
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>>732448594
>>732448722
what's that?
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>>732448828
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>>732448722
How do you know that? Are you a frat bro, dude
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>>732448967
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=roofy

How do you survive without internet?
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Hot chick with big tits. Shame she is a coalburner.
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>>732447419
Dan "the man with a plan to get you in the van" Schneider
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>>732448973
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>>732449646
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>>732449672
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>>732448594
That really happened or is it just a myth like the Clara Bow gangbang with the USC football team?
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>>732449698
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>>732449797
the tits on this one
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>>732449961
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>>732447419
Dan "Fuck the body and hide her" Schneider
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>>732449995
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>>732450018
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>>732449961
I bet she gives a amazing tit wank.
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>>732450033
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>>732450150
that's it guys, not op but i'm all out
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>>732444704

McTurdy!


I'll show myself out
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>>732450369
hahaha
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>>732450242
You did great
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>ITT: Some girl who was a sidekick in a kids show, then got her own show, them became irrelevant and got slutty to get attention again.
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>>732450242
great job
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proof?
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>>732445639
Just imagine their memories... I'd love to hear those storys, especially the huge gangbangs they had to attend with older guys at Nick to get roles.
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there was a little clip where her boob popped out for like a second. but it was blurry.. like the bella clip. you'd think with the ample cash flow these bitches have theyd buy like... i dunno, nice phones with good cameras
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>>732447235
KEK, she's funny, too bad she's a nigger fucking hoe
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>>732446182
Fake as fuck. The original is out there. She's wearing a bra.
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>>732451827
everybody knows that, dumbass
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>>732451580
sauce?
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i dont have it cause i never save anything from these cuckfest threads. but it's out there. dare i say it's probably on reddit. or somewhere..
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>>732452489
>>732452631
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>>732448594
Good ghost pasta incoming:


I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
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>>732451543
does your mom know you're this autistic?
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>>732452781
Anon, I'm posting at /b/. Like you, by the way. Of course she knows it.
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>>732453170
lol
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>>732452757
just imagining that makes me feel terrible
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The weak should fear the strong
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The ratio of gum to teeth is not proportionate.

Shit tier female.
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>>732454159
I can feel your pain, Miranda. Being a nympho is so much worse than people think ;_;
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>>732454159
How so? I think it's hot. Just imagine her perfect lips wrapped around your dick.
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>>732444704
id love to shit all over her chest
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Wasn't she on Malcolm in the middle too?
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>>732447419
Dan "get in the van" Schneider
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>>732454872
>dat pussy lips
I bet she is a skilled deepthroat.
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>>732450143
Tit wank? The fuck?
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>>732447419
cares
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>>732
© joke @fingertick073
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>>732454872
Imagine how many times lucky fatass Dan facefucked her while doing Icarly. So jelly of him.
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>icarlys thread
>any feet pic
what's wrong with /b/
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>>732455267
Kek
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Relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7pGwBSmzrc
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>>732444704
coal burner thread? sick f
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>>732452757
want to see Miranda getting smashed in all her holes by a horde of horny BBC all day all night. extremely sexual destruction.
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>>732445964
hmm
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>>732457297
Calm down, Dan.
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To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken some intern brought to him just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.
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>>732457800
That's sad. Hollywood is fucked up.
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>>732455155
Yes
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>>732457297
nah with a few drinks, she is a very easy laid
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>>732447419
Dan Schneider is CEO for nickelodeon and is a philanthropist... wait I meant full on rapist
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The biological mechanics of this are mind boggling. His cock has to be between her lungs at some point in the pounding. Yikes.
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>>732458697
RIP vagina. Probably she can't walk for a while afterwards.
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Fake
https://youtu.be/0AVtNifw1zY
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someone start a cosgrove thread
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>>732457800
>be Miranda Cosgrove
>you are trying your best for years, but your career is dead since you left Nickelodeon
>you give up and fuck old nasty producers to get roles again
feels bad
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Miranda cosgrove is built like a tootsie pop.
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>>732459009
Don't be shy and do it, Miranda.
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>>732459251
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>>732459853
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love her
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Coal burner. The best teen slut on tv is Kira Kosarin. That's a piece of ass i could smell all night long
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>>732461682
>not Sabrina Carpenter
Fag
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>>732461978
she isnt on tv currently
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>>732462955
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>>732447262
so in other words the man is fucking her with half his dick and the rest he folds and sticks it up her ass.
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>>732462422
true...
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>>732446216
Looks legitimate
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>>732463219
Both an Carter Huh ?
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>>732463219
Sabrina is fucking flawless!
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>>732464710
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>>732451827
>disney didn't put a young topless girl in one of its TV shows

yeah no fucking shit retard.
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>>732455511
americans would probably call it a tit job, but then americans can barely understand english
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