what's the worst thing you can say/do at a funeral?

Spout a boner and wear sweatpants

show up dressed as the Grim Reaper and point to the oldest looking person

>>732443871
fuck the corpse you retard

>>732443871
play a recording of the person knocking on wood and saying hello

>>732443871
talk on your cell phone like the guy in your stock image?

>>732444048
happend to me once, wasnt so bad after all..

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>>732443871
these....

Man we shooting up the funeral. Ain't nobody even scared. Hit your mama and your daddy and I'm aiming for their head.

>>732443993
kek

>>732443871
Say they deserved it and take a crap on the casket as its lowered

>>732443871
This party sucks

I'm horny

>>732443871
I know several people whose graves I'd love to shit in as they're lowered into the hole.

"Press F to pay respects"

Let Loose a huge loud stinky FART.
I did this at a Funeral for one of my relatives.
Was standing right at the casket.
Half the assembled were disgusted.
The other half were crying themselves laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81uBm0Y75E0

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>>732443871
after my dad's funeral i met my 7 yo blonde cute little niece.
she hugged me around my waist and accidentally rubbed her face on my dick which immeadiately started to harden up.
i still have guilty faps to the memory sometimes.

>>732444122
and then saying "yes, he's dead, for sure. when do i get my payment?"

Or just "i am glad we're rid of this pest."

>>732443871
bring a tinder date

>>732444355
>>732444388
>>732444466
checkd and keked

>>732443871
Jerk off on the face of the corpse during the viewing

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>>732444610

>>732444610
called the cops

>>732444744
THE DUBS STRIKE AGAIN

>>732444844
OH GOD MAKE THE DUBS STOP

I'd say defecating on the casket might be frowned upon...

>>732443871
What a great day to be outside!!

>>732443871
piss on the grave

calmly and silently strip naked and climb in to the casket while everyone is watching. then close the lid and say "we're ready for our close up Mr. Demille"

>>732445936
What a great day to be alive!

I'm gay.

"HE'S MOVING!!!
nah... jk!"

Selfie Time!!

>>732443871
Just loudly say " glad the nigger is dead" when do we drink.

Actually, just spit on the body and say ur happy the person is dead and ur good to go

Drug addict funeral:
He died doing the thing he loved the most

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>>732445131
Hello.... Is it dubs you're looking for?

>>732446569
Are you asking when we drink, or did you forget where you wanted to close quotes?

Use punctuation ffs. Calling others niggers and shit.

Say that the cemetery is really beautiful and people must be dying to get in there.

>>732443871
You're not losing a daughter, you're gaining a guest room!

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I have a story

>be me, guitarfag for hire
>get hired to play at a funeral
>funeral for some cunt who got drunk/high af and crashed into a telephone pole
>wrekt
>closed casket
>parents of deceased mortified
>asks me to play Beatles songs during burial
>"easy enough" I thought
>at burial site w/ classical guitar ready to go
>family and friends arrive
>most people crying/misty eyed
>liekIfucriEbreetim.jpg
>start playing
>priest starts reading the last rights or whatever, I'm not that religious
>fat beta fuck waddles up to me
>think he was a friend of a friend of deceased
>middle of service he asks me a question
>"do you take requests?"
>mfw

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this thread puts the FUN back in FUNeral

Ask the relative next to the casket, where is the dead person at?

>>732443871
Pretend you're getting a phone call, then pass the phone to the deceased saying "It's for you".

>>732443871
Taking advantage of the open casket to throw your garbage in it.

>>732443871
Lol he dead

FINALLY!!

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>>732443871
There will be a point after the priest speaks where for about 30 seconds to 1 minute there will be nothing but silence.
Wait 5-10 seconds and do the "holding in a laugh" laugh.

having fun.

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>>732449291

Set it in flames come all over it and post it on Facebook twitter and 4chan

Get on your feet and shout "objection your honour!"

this probably isn't original but most don't do it but if you can get access to the playlist just play

'Highway to hell' - ACDC

if they're getting cremated then play light my fire - the doors

ding dong the witch is dead - Harold Arlen (great for inlaws)

another one bites the dust - queen

me being a snarky little shit I'm gonna request these songs make up my playlist

They molested me better than my own grandpa

wear jewellery from the casket

>>732443871
Turn up.

>>732443871
It smells like somebody died in here

>>732443871
get caught masturbating during the eulogy.

(it totally sucks)

Talk about munging discreetly; just sneak it in the conversation a lot or just say something like, "I know how much ___ enjoyed munging, and I'm going to carry on the tradition. In one conversation we had, __ went in depth about how important munging was to them. Now, munging is more relevant than ever. [Start to cry here]" during the burial. Someone will have to look it up, and likely will think they looked up the wrong thing...

>>732443871
Anyone up for a threesome?

"Wait, i just remembered he once told me that he doesn't want to be buried."

>>732443871
wear a west boro baptist church shirt while holding a rainbow flag that says #LGBT. Keep chanting "Shame on you" while pointing at kids.

>>732443871
If only he had accepted Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior before it was too late!
What about you,Timmy? Do you want to go to Hell? It's not too late for you, Timmy.