What illegal thing do you do regularly?

cross the road when lights are red
download torrents
smoke pot
rape 9 years old

>>732437791
Stay woke.

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Download vidya games...
Without paying.

Literally it. I'm a good boy.

>>732437908
>cross the road when lights are red
so damn illegal !!!

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Grab a road beer on the way home from work

Cocaine and pain killers sometimes

Adderol sometimes

Sex in public places with my girlfriend

>>732437791
I smoke weed in a state where it is not legal to do so, and I do so nearly every day.

>Don't do other drugs
>Don't drink
>Don't get in trouble

>Will go to jail if caught with a little bit of pot in me pocket.

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>>732438254
That last bit sounds pretty fun, how do you get away with it?

>pic unrelated

smoke weed and skateboard a lot in public property (always the best spots, pulled up by cops constantly)

but other than that im a good boy

>>732437791

Ride my bicycle while not being completely sober.

Not drunk, just a few drinks in. But here, riding a bike under the influence is treated exactly likely a car, and no amount of alcohol is legal is that case.

>>732437791
Breathe

Dropped ecstacy one a month for a year.
Torrented music.

I dont break the local laws

>>732437791
Cp

I steal balloons on the national free balloon day

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>weed, xanax, adderall
>underage drinking
>underage smoking (switched the age to 21 a few months ago)
>torrent programs
>music downloading
>driving with no license
cant wait to get pulled over and finally get away from it all ya know

>>732438608
what the fuck man

>>732438399
This and torrent shit

>>732438609
he said illegal, faggot

>>732438609
>underage drinking

>17 in USA
>O man, Beer? I dont know..

>17 in EU
>LETS GET WASTED! TEQUILAA

Nice try, FBI

>>732438608
Your kind is what's wrong in this once great country. I hope they give you the death penalty for your twisted ass. People like you piss me off and make me sick. I want to find your ass and stomp it right now.

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>>732438864

>>732438864
Kek

>>732437791
nice try, FBI.

>>732437791
>Various drugs
>Torrenting
>Lying to keep getting free government money

That's about it.

>>732438399
me too
and also lowkey hacking

>>732437791
Officer! I'm clean!

>>732439144
ddos is not hacking

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>Torrents
>Weed and LSD
>Used to shoplift
>Drive while high

>>732439214
no shit... i am working on making my own botnet in c++ because im intrested in how to do it... that's why i said lowkey... also sql injection is pretty funny, idiots can't even protect a website kek

i shitpost frequently on 4chan

>>732439344
you get the most fun out of xss

>>732439358
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
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>>732437908
>download torrents

you sicken me.

threatening people because I hate them

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I like to cut these mother fuckers to ribbons.

I have sex in the missionary style for the sole purpose of recreation.
With a 13yo.

>>732439535
don't you dare, anon
don't you dare...

>>732437908
smoking pot and downloading torrents aint illegal at my place, seeding is

>>732437791
I roll joints before bed, always have a cig case full of them (about 18-20 depending on how fat). This habit has led to me smoking weed casually whenever I feel like it including sparking one while driving like most people spark a cig. I'll chain smoke joints while driving then be so baked I can barely keep my eyes open. If I didn't have cruise control I'd have a lot of duis.

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>>732437791
I post mlp related images outside of /mlp/

>>732439535
> Except by the consumer

Turn the knife on yourself faggot

masturbate

>>732438494
Where the fuck do you live? Saudi Arabia? Iran?

>>732437791
I get drunk at bars in other states and fuck randoms. I'm hiv+ so it's illegal but no fucks are given on my part.

Inject weed
Use pron
Enjoy beast
Other fun stuff

>>732439782
that's nice

>>732439782
Way to turn that into a federal case anon, literally.

>>732439450
yeah it's pretty fun, but i can't find any sites that allow users to input html

>>732438864
This is so true kek

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More images like this

also check em

Littering (cigarette butts), outdoor urination, not updating the address on driver's license, driving a few miles over, & occasionally turning cocaine to freebase for quick profit.

Little things.

>>732438303
>>732438303
Hello Oklahoma

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>weed and acid
>piratebay yarr har har
>drive w/o seatbelt

I spilled chocolate milk once

>>732438125
Whyte people need to stop saying woke!

Torrents and occasional toke. Nbd. Possible driving violations, since those are easy af to do without even realizing it.

>>732437791
Play pirated video games and watch pirated movies. I guess that's it.

Also I browse 4chan and play the troll online to piss people off. although not illegal, it still is an act opposite of human decency.

>>732440365
You fucking WHAT

>>732438864
In Austria in two or three states the legal drinking age of light booze and stong liquors is 16.

>>732440645
Funny thing is, I actually am Austrian

>>732440673
Funny thing is, I am from Vienna.
When turned 18 the legal drinking age for strong liquor was still 18, then they lowered it to 16 and suddenly my sister got smashed drunk more often than I ever did in just one month.

>>732437791
Weed in a Country where it's illegal
Torrentz
Hacking business in mah town to get free stuff because "I already paid it" if they have a security bad enough

>Weed
>Shrooms
That's about it.
Allways keeping it straight when it comes to my work. Would never wake n bake before work

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Prostitutes

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>this thread

>>732439653
and where is your place? Fantasy land you fucking mother cuck.

>>732438362
I love spoonerisms.

Raise your glasses, for the dear old queen

Glaze your asses, for the queer old dean

>>732439120
Hi me (I say anxiety, what you got anon?)

>>732438362
>reads his list
>asks exclusively about sex
What's it like to be a virgin?

>>732441896
that's a Cunning Stunt

Weed, speed sometimes, torrenting. I fucked a prostitute once too, good time.

I lie on the internet.

Most of the 3rd party software on my computer is illegal.

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>>732439675
savage ass faggot

>>732442934
Liar

>>732442708
aaaayyyy

These are actually pretty gud.

Almost reminds me of cockney rhyming slang

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>>732438254
>girlfriend

Ha. Aha. Ahahahahahahahahaha

Nice 1

>>732443035
that's not true.

>>732443175
That's false.

>got kicked out of the military
>5 speeding tickets
>street racing
>drive while buzzed
>browse Google images for illegal images
>vehicle doesn't abide by emissions laws
>carry my handgun while I drink
Probably more

>>732437791
Smoke weed
pirate IP
Ignore traffic lights

I don't think owning bestiality porn is illegal here, just producing.

>>732441896
>spoonerisms

I just searched that, and found out one of my favourite things actually has a name

>>732442708
You're a stunning cunt!

>>732438523
I call this underrated

>>732440387
Negroes need to stop saying 'whyte'

>>732441896
>>732442708
These are so good I might have a Wafty Crank.

I stopped torrenting shit a while ago. Once I started making six figures it seemed like bad form not to pay for the shit I wanted to consume.

So right now the only illegal thing I do is speed.

Man I'm boring.

Border running and transporting Rancor pheromones.

cp

>>732444444

>>732443102
Just because you're a beta virgin doesn't mean everyone else on the board is

>>732437791
Go on 4chan

>>732438254
Damn right! Especially road beer.

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>>732439675
MOOOOODDDSSS!

>>732442684
Nice assumption. I'll let you have that one because arguing with you is pointless.

>>732439746
Germany. No different than the places you mentioned

>>732439344
>making my own botnet in c++
But why

You sound like a skiddo trying to talk tough

Smoke weed, and speed more than double the posted speed limit. Sometimes at the same time.

>>732439344
I don't always post on the internet but when I do...

I AM A L33t HaXX0R THAT TELLS HIS FRIENDS ABOUT 4 CHAINZ KEK

>>732439782
If true you should be burned alive

>pirate
>buy drugs off tor, so drug trafficing i guess
>also do the drugs and sell to friends, mostly LSD

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Torrenting.

>>732441172
What do you do

>>732443381
Why did you get kicked out of the military? Gunny catch you and the new private in the head one night?

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>>732443544
post it nigger

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Be white

>>732437791
I think scat porn is illegal in the us, I jerk off to that

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>>732443544
>>732448409
seconded post beast

>>732440387

>People need to stop saying woke!

Ftfy

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Take pictures of my feminin benis and put them on 4chin

weed, vandalism, stealing from work, shoplifting

Say that black people are monkeys on the internet.

And post my pug doing the Nazi salute when I say Hail Hitler.

snort coke i guess

>>732446253
This

Torrent
Tresspass

>>732437791
download movies
jay walk
smoke at bus stops
steal candy from the 7-11

>>732437791
Boring shit, accrue debt, fail to pay traffic fine, etc.
I downloaded a torrent of some adobe apps the other day but that was because I couldn't afford to keep paying for adobe CC after 6 months of paying for it and using it

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Take my license plate off my motorcycle and hit 270 kmh on the highway on a weekday in the middle of the night a few times a week with a few friends. Never got busted, never even seen a cop at those times. Pic for attention

I shoplift daily even though I have money
I guess I just enjoy doing it, picked it up from ol' dad

I als onever seed. I just turreted all of the Adobe products and didn't seed at all

pirate porn

>>732449061
Ahh I didn't even think about parking ticket fines, I can't register to vote at my new address I don't want the bailiffs to find me

>>732437791
Steal time from my employer to watch cat videos and other non-work-related material...I hate the monster that I've become...

Play pirated games

>>732439782
I used to do that
But this guy took me home to do the same thing. The bar maid warned me about him

Luckily for me, I also got hep from shooting heroin the week before; so I think it's safe to say I came out on top
Not literally though, I was a bottom

keep scrolling after I laugh on YLYL threads

Defraud the government for NEETbux.

>>732449332
Fucking monster!

>>732437791

Park off street in front of a fire hydrant

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>>732449332

>>732437791
my 10 year old niece

>>732449106
God I want to get back into biking. Thinking about saving up for a ninja 300 for a commuter

>>732449332
You can still scroll but denying a man his (You), I don't know.

Commit malpractice in order to slowly kill patients I don't like

>>732442538
Small dick syndrome

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>>732449572
fuck you got mine

>>732449450

is she mexican

>>732439481
>MADMAN
>A >A
>D >M
>M >D
>A >A
>NAMDAM
Get on my level bitch

do drugs
disrespect the authority
torrent albums
rob and steal
rape
kill

>>732449658
lithuanian actually, no one gives a fuck about shit like that here

>>732449617
Good shit man, I'm gonna add that to my form.

>>732437791
I once went to lowes to buy some lithops, but I accidentally broke a piece off another succulent when I brushed up against it. I pocketed to broken piece and now I have an illegal succulent

>>732449814
Ah thank god for Brexit, not gonna let anymore of you baltic kidfuckers in now!

>>732439659
You're a fucking degenerate

>>732449712
Well darn, I made myself seem like an idiot there.

I write code

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>>732449653
At least you use the right theme.

>>732439344
You couldn't come across more sounding like a giving 19 year old that has taken 2 coding classes or more likely some faggot online coding school. I absolutely guarantee you don't even slightly understand what you're talking about

I try to watch under my mom skirt

>>732449865
lol i completely made that up but it's good to know how easy it is to make you britshits try and justify your shitty fucking decisions

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I smoke me some weed

>>732437791
i eat illegal burritos

>>732450029
Not really on topic, but has anyone read through the vault shit and noticed that spooks are all really cringy snarky assholes who think they're in the movie hackers?

>>732443381
degenerate

Say mean things on the internet

>>732437791
Loitering

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>>732450089
>lying on the internet

Torrent movies & music.
Steal from work on a daily basis.
Use my phone while driving.

>>732437791
- cross the road on red lights
- cross highways
- only pay half for public transport (use a ticket twice, first stamping the backside "accidentally" for the first ride / 2nd time stamping the correct side, covering the already stamped other side when asked to show it)
- download torrents for basically everything
- sometimes shoplift food, when I run out of money
- deliver / sell drugs (never take any myself)
- sometimes buy cigarettes / alcohol for minors with my ID (if I'm in the mood without getting payed extra)
- vandalism (deflating tires of known assholes and corrupt politicians / activists, shitting in their frontyards, throwing bottles against their frontwalls / doors)
- derailing demonstrations by throwing makeshift fog-grenades (usually packed with extra chilli powder), and then sit back and enjoy the police beating protesters up
- setting off fireworks in malls / pulling the fire alarm
a.s.o.

>>732439675
I got banned for that shit. I don't even own any MLP

>>732449850

This is so much worse than ripping tags off mattresses

>>732448810
That

chat with minors on snapchat

>>732450552
you sound like a 13 year olds idea of a cool adult

every now and then i rape someone
but only those who deserves it

>>732447104
Ab 0,3 Promille feels bad man

tons of drugs, driving while drunk or high, illegally downloading music or movies, public sex, speeding.

When i get some game from G2A I don't say where I'm from to avoid the 20% VAT. Feels fucking crazy

>>732450552
you fucking trog he said regularly not 'I didd a bad thing one time and now I tell all my friendss on the ineternet huhh huh'

>>732450861
29 now.
And yea, it sounds a lot more edgy than I thought, now that I read it again...
Basically I stopped giving a fuck when I lost my job, subsequently my wife (spoiled bitch), and now get drained by child-support.
Developed a bit of a temper, I guess.

>>732451056
this is /b/
I consider no one here as "friend", and since you will never find me, why should I keep my secrets here as well?

>>732437791
Rape the fuck out of my own asshole, w/ no consent.

>>732451182
isn't that kind of the point?

>>732437791
smoke weed

>>732451243
...you lost me.
what point do you mean?

Smoke marinara

>>732451367
of this place, I mean

trespass on state and private property
drive a car that is really unsafe lol
buy weapons (tasers, blades, etc.) that are illegal in my state
torrent if that even counts
have/set off fireworks (also illegal in my state)
CP and beast porn
I've made molotovs and similar quality shit before but not regularly

don't smoke, don't drink, don't do anything else really worth mentioning. How'd I do /b/?

>>732449106
if you dont have a license plate doesn't they just follow the motorcycle without plate?

Well I shout down street corner preachers with the bible passages they don't want you to read, like the one about worshipping in private.

>>732438609
Massachusetts?

Going on this website.

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>>732451472
Have fun in jail.

>>732450662
god smite me

>>732451456
keeping your secrets?
ofc I do in rl.
But here, since I'm unknow again as soon as I close the thread, why should I keep my secrets, instead of sharing them and maybe get a good conversation out of it?
No one here knows what I look like, my nationality, my relatives, my (now irrelevant) employer, a.s.o.

This, amongst 2 other places, is the only place where I don't need to spend second thoughts about being honest with myself, as long as I don't post any info that could allow weaponized autism to track me back.

>>732451693
nice filename dude.

masturbate frequently

>>732451472
why don't you ask the FBI?

>>732437791
>Seed movies
>Smoke pot
>Punch pregnant ladies in the stomach
>Don't tip the waiters

>>732451472
>CP and beast porn
truth be told, lol'd at the rest, but I'd happily set you on fire for this.

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>>732451825

>>732451693
>>732451806
>>732451825
explanation for the CP
I had a gf who was underage at the time and she sent nudes, technically considered CP. I kept them and I still find her hot, so I jerk off to them. Hence, CP. Beast, I'm just into horsesbc I'm a sick faggot

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>>732450589
Well let's see if I'm banned.

>>732451820
shit, girl at my school kicked a pregnant teacher in the stomach when she was trying to break up a fight.

>>732451962
eh...
I guess that "CP" can be forgiven then.
Still would set you on fire for the zoo stuff

>>732440355
look, we don't care if you die in a car accidents, but we care when your organs will be smashed to pieces and unusable after... wear seatbelt

>>732437908
Smoking pot isn't illegal. Having pot is. That's literally how the law is written in the US.

>>732452180
Seconded, my dad drank too much he needs a new liver dude, be considerate

>>732452180
normally I'd say "this", but since he does drugs, his organs can't be transplanted anyways.

>>732441352
I am dutch. And this is true here. Not samefag btw.

>>732449811
>doesn't

>>732439659
You may have a serious problem, anon.

>>732439659
i love smoking a joint in a public place, for the lulz.
never do it while driving tho.
promise.

>>732441352
Actually, in the US, they monitor what you upload usually, not what you download. So technically, downloading isn't illegal, seeding is.

>>732437791

Dodge taxes.

>>732437791
Meth
Torrents
Own my own business and occasionally sell things under the tax limit so I don't have to report the sales

Everything else I do is legal as fuck, I like never speed, pay my taxes otherwise, follow health code, get all my bee hives inspected before due dates, I replaced endangered plants and am a member of a conservation group where we physically go out and find rare red list plants and inspect their condition and am technically a government officer with the fish and wildlife service and EPA. Work for the government as a chemist and what not. But I do a lot of meth, and make my owb barbituates at work

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Illegal alien here

>>732453855
sounds like you got a good thing going to just fuck it up with a meth addiction

>>732452248
this.
being high though is also illegal

>>732453855
>I do a lot of meth
Post teeth or gtfo

>>732452248
Can't smoke it if you don't have it.
>black guy with finger on temple

Must suck to live in the nigger land of fat cucks, Amerifat. Why don'y you idiots move to a country that isn't literal shit and near the bottom of the list for Happiness statistics.

>>732454123
Akshually that's wrong. You can be high as a kite. It's the possession that's the problem.

>>732437791
torrents
cp

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>>732452248
>lol the internet literally only exists in the US

>>732454328
I want to. Is it unrealistic to want to move to the UK at this point? or just, most places in Europe, actually.

>>732454424
No it's illegal, flat out. If they don't have a reason to chedk you and shit you don't have a problem. If they do you can be charged with ingesting an illegal substance

>>732440387
Niggers, always good for a laugh.

I pirate music off of YouTube

>>732437791
Visit AMP
Patron hookers
Have illegal cable
See the occasional CP because of you inbreds (I don't seek, nor enjoy CP but you faggots insist on posting them)
Not wear seatbelt

>>732437791
Drink alcohol in the public
And I'm a teenager

>>732454813
There hasn't been CP on 4chan in fucking years. What are you even talking about?

>>732438254
>Grab a road beer on the way home from work
That isn't illegal is it? Why would it be? At least not where I live, I do this all the time.

>>732455736
Driving with an opened container of alcohol is illegal in most of the US, even if your blood alcohol is within the legal limit. I think it's okay in Louisiana because they have those drive through daiquiri places. Or they used to. I don't know.

>>732455736
open container in most states. Most cops don't care as long as you're not drunk or being a danger, or if you're not like 21 or some shit

>>732455912
>Most cops don't care
I dunno where you live but they've cared everywhere I've lived.

>>732455883
I live in rural bumfuck no where and basically to even get a DUI you have to like have trouble opening your door to get arrested for one

>>732455987
It's probably still on the books but just not enforced. I dunno though. What state?

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>>732441177
>dubs followed by dubs followed by dubs

Abuse Viagra
Smoke hardcore drugs like e-cigs
Watch pornz
Eat more vitamins than my bottle says I should consume

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>>732455293
What the fuck are you on about? Some polack on /bant/ posted some a couple of days ago. Browse for long enough and some madman is gonna dump the cheese.

>>732439344
Script kiddy

>>732456282
>nothing illegal
kek

>>732456091
Pennsylvania, but not the cops really really don't give a fuck, we have like two sheriffs for half the county even open container is a 50 dolllar fine. It's a town big enough to have a bank, two stores, some restaurants and a bunch of bars, and two liquor dispensaries... and two beer distributors lol so yeah no one gives a fuck. the cops could be charged if they documented someone driving intoxicated but didn't cite them

>>732439675
>>732452125
reported
gtfo

>>732437791
I was going to jail, I was supposed to go to jail for 3 years but my lawyer got me fired at a higher court

Heroin

>>732456412
You just did something illegal lol, I'm heavily tempted to report you and I probably will.

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>>732437791
Hacking WiFi

I got fined 15€ for riding a brakeless bike in Germany

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>>732437791
kidnapping,torture,murder,cannibalism,in that order

>>732455964
They care if you dont pass the attitude check.

Ive made like $5500 so far this spring/summer, under the table as a private sub contractor. No taxes, i cash the checks at those ghetto payday loan places that mexicans use to hide their income from child services for like $10 a pop, no record of it so the irs cant find it.

Gonna buy one of those 60 inch curved TV's.

Sell drugs to children

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Grow crack, smoke niggas, rob plants.

>>732456513
>illegal
you mean broke a rule. Idgaf
I got shit to do today. Mods smite me
But if I get smite'd you can sure as shit bet any pony fags will. They hate those fuckers. 99% of the time mods don't care if we say we reported on /b/ anyway.

>>732437791
Drugs and roll stop signs

Jaywalk

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>>732456610
pics or didn't happn

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>>732456790
Like a temp ban from /b/ is going to kill me?

>>732448732
Count Dankula is that you??

>>732455883
>open container in most states. Most cops don't care as long as you're not drunk or being a danger, or if you're not like 21 or some shit
>>732455912
In holland it's okay, I saw this on a TV show once where a chick was drinking a mohito behind the wheel. she wasn't drunk so it was all right

>>732456610
it's so much more fun when the cannibalism comes before the murder

>>732456908
and it's going to kill me?

>>732438608
You monster

I'm a sex offender on probabtion. I cannot legally access the Internet, own a smart phone, or view pornography.

Here I am, mofos.

>>732456954
i dont like to play with my food..

>>732456945
>In holland it's okay
Good for Holland. There's no reason why it shouldn't be okay as long as you're not legally drunk. I'm sure there's some kind of explanation behind those laws in America but I don't know what it is.

>>732456979
nah but I enjoy getting pony fags banned off of /b/
I camp for pony porn threads when I notice em and get them removed.

>>732457057
Kek proof or GTFO

>>732457155
>Implying I'm a pony fag

>I camp for pony porn threads when I notice em and get them removed.
How do you kill that which has no life?

>>732457189
you want proof of that? When people are making way wilder claims?

>>732457079
I'd think it'd be satisfying seeing the look on someones face as you eat them alive.

>>732457306
If I see a pony thread I report it. And because I know they're persistent fuckers I know another one will be up in a minute or two.
Not like I spend hours waiting and watching.

>>732457146
churches and early temperance movements basically. one Issue I know what sort of a blanket law during the time when motor cars and horse drawn stuff was still like a mix and DUI laws first became instated for motor cars but temperance people got mad and didn't want horse drawn carriages carrying and drinking alcohol since the whole drinking in public thing and churches got behind it and you know what that means in the US ....

>>732457334
theyd have to be heavily sedated to sit still though..that takes away all the fun

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I eat these every time i buy a new pair of shoes

>>732457449
>Implying pony threads are that frequent
There are way more fluffy threads then pony threads.

>>732457146
If you read some stories before DUI laws were made ther is some funny shit of people driving early cars and just smashing shit up and causing mayhem and the cops really couldn't do much. People driving through carnivals and shit like mad and as long as they didn't hit anyone and what not the cops couldn't do shit . Basically if a horse could go somewhere so could a car at that point. I live around a ton of amish and they get DUIs all the time actually

>>732457572
strap em down?

Then you can tourniquet limbs and start there. Or if you don't care how long they live just have at.

>>732439675
cute pegacorn

>>732457671
fluffy threads are great. Pony threads a meme gone wrong. Humor taken seriously.

fluffy threads are 4chan's way of taking back that meme.

do you know the origin of the brony fandom?

And you're right. there is usually a few pony threads daily or every other day.

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>>732439344
This fucking kid.
Go back to lurking faggit, you're not ready yet.

>>732457484
This would make sense except aren't those laws much more recent? Like within the last few decades?

>>732456979
most pony fags wont post /mlp/ related shit here because we arent that cancerous mate

>>732457768
>>732457572
>>732457334
look you faggots.its simple,if your food source is scared.stressed,fighting wildly,it wont do.The meat gets tough because of hormones and toxins realsed at the time..you have to treat them like kobe beef,relaxed and calm,so the meat will be tender and tasty

>>732437791
meth

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>>732457189
Anything else?

>>732457903
I never understood the hate for mlp and even less the apparent love for fluffy which is cartoon gore.
mlp itself is an average show for children, nothing more, nothing less.
The real cancer is the fandom composed of anyone above the age of 10.

>Torrent
>Used to steal the odd thing while shopping
>Started a fire in a patch of dry grass when I was 6 or 7

>>732458124
Oh wow, anon delivers. Ain't that some shit. What's the story? Two years probation and a grand in fines isn't shit. That's not much worse than my fucking DUI like twelve years ago. Of course I didn't have to register as an SO for DUI...

>>732457992
early ones were in the beginning of the 20th century, then they just slowly changed with the times, initial open container only pertained to open carriages and shit then it became illegal to have one with a kid in the car and in some places open container laws were instated because of empties being thrown out the car. But the laws are mostly by people who don't like drinking so they don't think other people should drink at all either. O and MADD can go fuck themselves, fucking groups wanting to lower the limit to .01....

>>732458148
that's why there's hate for it...

>>732458385
In other states it would be classified as "molestation". 13 year old neice and I got a little too chummy and she made claims I diddled her. They had no evidence, but that mattered precisely dick because the jury believed her over me. Since I was an upstanding citizen (and had a decent lawyer) i got an okay judgement.

Whenever I go to a public in place when I haven't gone out to find, I sometimes have and like to take out to leave my penis and go have another when touching girls that don't know when I have been unable to be there.

Browse on B, im only 12 with newly grown dick hair. Will show proof to nonpedo only

>>732458148
The hate isn't for the show. it's for the adults who watch it and treat it like something special. and it all started with a few people on 4chan joking about how they love the show. it was a running gag until some autists took it seriously and suddenly the joke was real. Adults watching a kids show obsessing over it. For me personally I hate the false messages the show sends about friendship and relationship. No adult should be looking to that show for answers.

Fluffy is a combination of elements. It is very adult in theme and hits on a lot of social topics that frustrate people. The adult content is, in part, a preventative measure to stop people from turning it into another brony club. One of the most common themes is fluffy mothers and their children. The fluffy mother may love her children but possesses none of the skills needed to care for them. She can barely care for herself. This is parodying what we see in day to day life with real mothers. Women who are dumb as rocks through no fault of their own and have children when they can't provide the environment needed to flourish.

>>732458659
So I can't help but ask, why would your niece have possibly made this up? If you're truly innocent then I feel for you but there must have been some basis for the accusation?

>>732437791
copright violations, speeding, walking red lights. I think that's about it really

>>732458840
Watch out, we've got a badass over here.

>>732458798
Her dad (my brother) is a shit bag, always neglecting his kids. His daughter started exaggerating at an early age for attention. She claimed she was going to commit suicide with a friend at 11 years old.

>>732458987
Jesus man well assuming your side of this is legit, you have my sympathy. Do you still have a job?

>>732437791
live

>>732458987
I feel bad for you and for your niece. sounds like it's already too late for her though.

>>732437791
I smonk weeds

>>732459177
I do not. Currently searching. Guess who hires the scourge of the earth? Nobody.

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>>732437791
Seize means

>>732437791
piracy
speeding
change lanes without signalling
beastiality

>>732458704
>No adult should be looking to that show for answers.
I think we shouldn't even present that kind of false reality to kids tbh.
>Women who are dumb as rocks through no fault of their own and have children when they can't provide the environment needed to flourish.
That's not true of all women but for most of them, men are suposed to be there to knock some sense into them, nor just knock them up.
I think a lot of people are just using fluffy to spread hatred tho.

>>732459226
Do you have any chance of getting off the registry in the future?

>>732438945
Thank you.

>>732459376
I agree that we really shouldn't be giving kids rose tinted glasses. Look what it's done for the millennials (which I'm a part of)

and I'm not saying all mothers a bad mothers. I'm just saying that fluffy comics comment on a lot of what we feel is wrong in society.

Fluffy comics don't really spread hatred. Rather they vent frustration. They don't blame anyone or point at any group of people and say "this is your fault". It's more of a "This is a problem with our society and I can finally express it".

I masturbate in public

Consume magic mushrooms. Every three days or so.

>>732459633
>Look what it's done for the millennials (which I'm a part of)
Same here, reality hit me hard at 15 and it took a long for me to get past it. Althought "millenials", always had a sort of "get off of my lawn you damn kids" feel for me.
As for fluffy, I just hate violence, especially on animals, even drawn.

>>732459820
where you from?

>>732459398
It's for ten years after probation ends, which is in August of 2018. If I serve five years on the registry without incident, I'm eligible to be off in 5 years.