The ride never ends. Keep it simple, keep it s/fur

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>>732430249
Jesus, dude. I don't like telling people how to live their lives, but you're really going to fuck yourself up if you keeping drinking like that.

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>>732430373
Depends on the size of the "bottles."

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>>732430403
I'd imagine they're pretty good sized considering his name is literally Alcoholic Dude, and said he doesn't "usually chug bottles of scotch, let alone 3". They were probably some hefty bottles.

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>>732430403
do they sell scotch in anything less then a fifth?

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>>732430536
Yup.

>>732430519
Yeah, AL might be holding back, tough?

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>>732430615
True. But pulling shit like that is still enough to make me worry because you guys are like my family. I don't want my family to have to go through stuff like that.

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>>732430373
I'm already pretty fucked up dude I may as well drink myself into an early grave because there's not much else for me to do. Like hell I'm going to get into a steady relationship that lasts longer than a month, get a job that pays well or actually do something meaningful with my life.
>>732430403
1.75 litre bottles. 2 bottles of double black johnny walker and one red

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>>732430753
Yeesh, wow.

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>>732430753
>1.75 litre bottles.
Jesus fuck, man.

Come on, don't say that. Sure you will.

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>>732430615
Guess I've just never heard anybody say
" yeah I went and picked up a pint of some scotch the other night." plus I just don't really drink scotch all that much.

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>>732430820
I'm still pretty proud I didn't throw up until I got to the red. But red tastes like shit so that probably contributed.
>>732430869
If by some miracle something good happens to me that doesn't bite me in the ass and leave me worse off then I would believe you. However my track record with relationships is pretty damn abysmal. I mean this wasn't even my worst break up.

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>>732430952
You know, I can't fucking stand that shitty game's fan base, although they have chilled out now, but Undyne is hot as fuck, especially in that pic. God I love stronk grills.

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>>732430743

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>>732431074
That'lll do it .

wtf
donald plumpf gets two scoops of ice cream

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>>732430753
Jesus fuck man. Maybe a bit less next time.

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>>732431074
You know the saying. Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. I'm a 20yo kissless virgin faggot.

>>732431094
>>732430743
S-Shark girls!

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>>732431076
Literally thought she came from some anime but I agree she can be hot af

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>>732431186
I'm only drinking a little bottle of jager tonight a 750 ml one
>>732431231
Dude, the ups and downs of what I've gone through are comparable to the highs and lows that a meth addict goes through. Euphoria when in the highs, to having the shit kicked out of you by side dudes and a beta orbiter with a bat.

>>732431509
If possible, the best revenge is swift and vicious. Bats may be dangerous, but axe handles are more aerodynamic and hard to track down. Also
>only 750ml
not that much really, but you should always drink responsibly.

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>>732431074
Just don't get yourself to alcohol poisoning. That's a slow, agonizing, disorienting process.

Kidney failure is also equally as painful and slow, and can be fear inducing if you don't have an outlet to keep you alive for surgery on a transplant
>My father had dual kidney failure
>7 year old me watching him throw up a full measuring cup of blood and stumble across the kitchen into the counter
>Dialysis for years
>Started referring to him as Terminator due to hoses of machines
>He'll not live realistically past 70
>Had to come to terms with this early in my life
>I'm now very calloused to most things as a result of thick skin when young
>Pretty much a living example of a grey man

Everyone dies, just make sure you can fuck with as much stuff as you possibly can before you go.

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>>732431509
And I was thrown in a mental institution for being suicidal, and was roommates with a meth addict, which was but one of many there, among schizos, one of whom grabbed me by the hair and pulled some of it out. Now are we just going to stand here and keep comparing dicks? My point is that you should seriously stop. Your alcohol is a seriously problem now when you're getting poisoned by it and having to get your stomach pumped. I only say this because I care about you guys. You're like my family, and I don't want for you guys to suffer.

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>>732431741
Can confirm. My grandpa died at 62 from kidney failure as well, and he was also on dialysis for years, for the whole time I was alive. I was 7 when he died. I watched his lifeless corpse roll out on the stretcher. Alcohol is fucked up. Way more than people realize.

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>>732431759
I'm really shitty family, but I guess most everyone here are sort of my friends.

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>>732431971
Nah, you've been cool. Better than many honestly.

>>732432069
>>732431592

>Pony porn

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>>732431695
Dude's long gone, would have done much worse in kind if I had the oppotunity.
>>732431741
If I do end up on the slow end of that I'd find a way to end it a lot faster.
>>732431759
I'll deal with my problems in my own way, I've had far closer calls than than having my stomach pumped for drinking too much booze. If I end up with alcohol induced dementia later on in life it's probably going to do me the world of good, may actually be optimistic about shit and not give a rats ass properly.

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>>732432365
That really makes me sad to hear. But I guess I can't do anything anyway.

I should have been in bed long ago. Night guys.

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>>732432493
Night dude.

>>732432806
>So many teenage wanks over that picture

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>>732432570
Discord /aUAKY

If you need someone to chat with, there's plenty of degenerate fucks in here. Voice or text, don't matter.

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I'm out, going to bed. I'll see you fucks on discord later. Link is only good for 30 minutes.

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>>732433534
See ya.

>>732433534
was a boring as fuck discord.

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Dead thread?

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>>732430297
have you been here for the past 10 hours straight??

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>>732430297

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>>732436755

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>>732436769

>>732437417
dirrty pigu desu

>>732439527
anyone got bunnies?

This looked like an interesting thread.

>>732444508
Suicide and s/fur. Weird combo. Still fapped.

>>732444634
Pretty standard.

>>732444694
Did you fap tho?..

>>732444853
Nah, I just woke up.

Fucking furry degenerates!

Go kill yourself. All of you.

>>732445083
Totally　agree　mate

>>732444988
G'morning bro :), have yourself a good day.

>>732445234
Well thank you anon! You too.

>>732444988
>woke up, did not fap the morning wood away on your sleeping gf ass
wtf is wrong with you?

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How is everyone! I feel great this morning after drinking so much last night!

>>732446018
Either your liver is going bust(nasty stuff, had to stop drinking at all, for 5.3 years) or you actually did not drink that much.

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>>732446369
Neat. I probably drank about two tall White Russians. I'm a lightweight.

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>>732445083
No thanks man

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>>732445083
>>732445212
Samefag

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Slow thred

Anyone have more Krystal?

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>>732448434

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>>732448885

>>732448904
The jawline seems odd.

>>732430366
Kill yourself, pedo

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>>732449063
Meh.