THE MONOLITH HAS ARRIVED. ASK YOUR FATE.

Is God real?

tru goalz happen?

Is it gonna take me to Maveth?

Will I ever get my shit together?

will josh beat this boss tonight

should I

>>732426145
Fuck , I'm screwed

>>732426145
Savage

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>>732425886

>>732425886

Valerie K this month ?

will i finish and publish a book?

>>732425886
Will I outlive my wife?

Does Jamie still want to be with me?

will i lose my virginity in the next 3 years?

will i be rich when im older

>>732425886
Will I fuck Sarah tomorrow?

Will I get to fuck Emma Watson?

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>>732425886
Ask questions? lolno.
It's supposed to fulfill wishes.

So I want a cute and cuddly little sister to kiss and warm during the dark nights.

captcha: Figueiredo ZONE

>>732425886
Will I improve?

>>732426685
then fuck you mononigger.

Rollerino

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Will my three girl harem last?

>>732425886
Will I die tomorrow?

>>732425886
Is consciousness a physical manifestation that has no bearing in any spiritual realm?

Does Gracie want my peen?

should i stay home and get pizza?

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>>732426856
Should I look to add more members?

do I have a chance with her...

>>732425886
Does she think of me?

Is she going to bang him?

will I find a gf soon?
monolithomon

>>732425886
Will i be stable and happy by the time im 27?

>>732425940
Well there we have it. Wow.

>>732425940
Double that

Can I still pull this thing off?

Will I die soon?

>>732427851
Damn it

>>732425886
Will I be happy?

Will everything stay as good as it is right now?

>>732425886
should I?

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>>732425886
MONOLITH! BRING ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!

Will I have sex with Clemence ? (before I turn 32 years old)

>>732428364
Damn it!

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>>732425940
asked and answered, boo-yah

>>732425886
Is there any point to my life?

>>732425886
If I were to become a camgirl, would I profit from it? Is it worth it?

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Should I give up on 4chan and computers in general?

>>732425886
Do I finally find happiness?

Will I be happy

>>732428668
welp. looks like i'm going to need my friends here at 4chan to help me become a whore.

Are traps gay?

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>>732425886
Will I ever get the will to loose weight

>>732425886
dubs?

Are we coming back?

>>732428888
"Yes, with the help of friends," or "Yes, with absolute certainty?"

>>732428987
Pretty sure that's just a double with absolute certanty

>>732428888
No more needs to be said

Will I ever be happy?

>>732428987
Fucking retard

rlol

>>732428888
That is hysterical

is op a faggot?

>>732425886
Will we date next semester?

Is it over ?

Is the project I'm currently working will be a success?

does she love me?

>>732425886
Will i pass school this year

Will my straight friend ever turn gay for me?

>>732429402
Reroll

>>732429287
Not with that grammar

>>732429444
Uhh do trips count?

>>732429443
Wow. I got a positive answer. Uh, will it be in the next year?

>>732425886
will i emigrate to Australia and find a good Job?

Will I end up killing myself? If so I'll just do it now.

>>732429502
Just a probably, huh? Well, if not in the next year, will it at least be in the year following that?

Am i ever going to get better from my anxiety, depression, derealisation and depersonalisation?

>>732429585
Fuck.

>>732425886
Does she like me

Does ela wants to hook up with me again?

>>732429588
Wow. Absolute certainty. I guess I should ask then... Does he already want my cock?

Am I a faggot?

Will i lose my virginity before I turn 20 years old?

>>732429681
Damn. Not sure how to change that. Does he at least know how much I want him?

>>732429699
Well, shit..

>>732428888
>>732429699
nice meme

>>732425886
Is she mad at me?

>>732429291
are you sure?

>>732429750
Well I guess there's at least that. So he will turn gay for me and he knows how much I want him, but he doesn't want my dick just yet. Now I have to figure out how to change that.

>>732429741
Rekt lmao

Are traps straight?

>>732429822
well fuck

rolu

role

rollu

>>732429671
Will I get laid this year with some girlI actually like? ;_;

Will I get the job at the post office?

>>732425886
will i roll dubs?

>>732425886
Are we gonna get back together?

>>732429979
WEW

Will I die a virgin?

>>732425940
reroll

>>732430029
fuck i guess that makes sense

smd?

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>>732428888
>>732429999

>>732425886
did he intentionally shit on my dick?

>>732429999
Kek

>>732425886
Do I have AIDS?

Chances with grill?

>>732429999
Checked

Can it be mended

Am I gonna get laid this year?

Mustard?

If dubs or higher every post in this thread will be invalid

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>>732425886
Will I get to fuck her?

Does she have the clap?

>>732425886
Roll

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>>732430443
Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod!!!

>>732429803
Will she forgive me soon

Is my crush going to text me soon?

>>732425886
Is it true that hobos eat the souls of the Asians?

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>>732425886
Will I ever get the SUCC

Will WW 3 begin this year ?

>>732425886
is all life suffering.

>>732430729
HAHA SAVED !

Fuck you guys !

>>732430777
does trips count as special with this?

>>732425886
is moot coming back?

Is Muslim faggot ?

>>732430859
fucking rip.

>>732430671
Are you okay fam? Kinda have me concerned over here..monolith is he okay?

>>732425886
Will she love me?

>>732430883
what about snacks?

>>732425886
rollllong

>>732430944
Yeeeea lol

>>732425886
Will it ever stop burning when i pee?

>>732431100
Thats good :p

>>732431144
Double dubs twice in a row

Will I get a beej tonight?

>>732431081
We dated for 9 months, consistently gone back n forth for 2 years.

>>732425886
Will the muslims in my country go away?

Mk

>>732425886
WUZ WE KANGS AN SHIEET?

>>732425886
Has she already moved on ?

>>732431255
Lord there's hope!

Will she ever forgive me?

>>732431282
Oh

can i fuck her

>>732425886
Will I learn sequential circuits by tonight?

>>732425886
Will I ever date her?

>>732425886
I gonna get a gf soon, nigga?

>>732431515
>>732431515
Niagara damn.

>>732425886
Should i live a modern life?

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>>732431266
WE WUZ KANGS!!

>>732425886
Will i ever pass if i transition?

>>732425886
Should I go through with the Legion?

Will she blow me?

>>732425886
will we ever be together in a relationship

>>732425886
Am I ever gonna have a threesome?

Am I gonna keep this one around?

you know the question

>>732425886
Will I actually finish my stuff project?

Will anyone ever truly love me?

>>732425886
Doubles implies 0 has uncertainty

Pretty shit monolith of you ask me

>>732431660
I meant side project

Will i ever commit murder

Did holocaust actually happen?

>>732425886
Is Donald J Trump the antichrist

Is the monolith a liar?

Is op a faggot?

We will all live forever on an heaven-like earth?

>>732425886
should i contact her today?

Will /b/ ever be good again?

will I win today?

Am I going to eat this bagel?

Will I ever get to fuck a milf?

Will we do more than what we already have?

Rolling! Wee

>>732425886

Can I kick my alcoholism soon?

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Was I really her first???

Is Dota 2 Test worth trying?

>>732425886
Should I do what I've been thinking about doing?

>>732432133
dubs means double the 'of course'

will i ever become a wizard

>>732425886
Do i really love her?

Do I

>>732425886
Do i even know what love is?

Did she ever try crack or coke???

Will I steal her from a cuck

>>732425886
Should I wait until my lease is up¿

>>732425886
Will i get that convertible i want?

>>732425886
Should I do it as soon as the lease is up?

Will I ever live to see a left-wing Donald Trump get elected?

Are furries cancer?

>>732425886
Will we both be okay?

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Are traps gay?

>>732425886
Will i die today

>>732425886
Should I contact my x

Will I get with her?

>>732425886
Will I get the job I hope for?

>>732432483
Gotem

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Will my promposal succeed?

>>732425886
Will I ever live comfortably

>>732431788
I fucking knew it

>>732432666
666 BOI

>>732425886
Will Celeste ever want to have a 3 way with me

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hey /b/

>>732432666
Holy shit, satanic trips

what does this mean oh great Monolith?

>>732425886
If I hinted to Celeste about sucking my dick would she?

>>732425886
Will I ever get rich?

>>732432725
it means ur prom date's satan

>>732432718
>With the help of friends
Kek

>>732425886
Would Hannah give me a blowjob if I asked?

>>732425886
If a negative response, cyber nine eleven will occur, If positive i will win 1 billion bitcoin

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>>732432725

SUCCUBUS PROM DATE

>>732432813
negative response

>>732425886
Will I ever win the Powerball?

>>732432720
Sup you fuck im the guy who predicted that our main man trump is the antichrist

>>732425886
Wut

>>732425886
should I fuck my cousin?

>>732432883
Of course, obviously

Will the anon above me die horribly?

am i gay

>>732425886
Will I ever get rid of my chronic back pain?

>>732433008
>yes, with the help of friends

so no

>>732432959
you are Schrodinger's cat my friend.

Will the world end tomorrow?

>>732432827
Where can I sign up?

>>732425886

Will moving abroad work out

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Should i go buy that bong today?

Will I get on the disability roll?

Szakítsak vele most azonnal?

>>732425886
Are penis enlargements and dating sites real?

>>732432967
You have cursed me anon now the next time i take a shit I'll probably die

Will WW3 happen soon?

If you don't reply to this comment will your mother die in her sleep this close to mother's day?

>>732425886
Women and niggers are 2nd class human

>>732433044
FUUUUUU

>>732433125

Disappointment

Never

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>>732433044

N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

>>732433134
reroll?

>>732433155
Third class maybe?

Is fucking Demi a good idea?

Will 4chan ever be rid of these faggots?

>>732433188
>dubs

fucking kek

Will I have to reimburse

Yvanka, yes or no

>>732433188
Get cucked

will i ever be happy

>>732425886
will become wizard

Will James Comey shoot up his high school for what the popular kids did?

Will I ever get what I want?

Will i have kids

>>732433250
Kissless virgin confirmed

>>732433250
Nothing will ever be wizard again, Champ.

Will i ever have sex

>>732433266
R.I.P

>>732433312
Will we die to these trips
>>732433332
or these quads?

>>732425886
Will I become what I seek to become?

Am I gay?

>>732433394
trips so yes

>>732425886
is the monolith gay?

Will she contact me again this year?

will I die alone

>>732425886
Monolith are you Muslim?

>>732425886

Will Alli ever go out with me?

Will I get into Greenwich uni for law?

>>732433415
well alrighty then.

>>732433427
Reroll i want an answer for this anon

>>732433412
what trips nigga?

>>732433360
We will die to these dubs
>>732433044

>>732433427
reroll

>>732425886
Dear Monolith,

Does Sara like me?

>>732433433
idk but i feel the digits are jewish they are creeping me out

>>732433433
Is this part of ISIS brain washing?

>>732433473
>>732433511
ch..check 'em anon

does she love me

>>732433394
Well, this shit doesn't work.

>>732433532
Fuck dude...

>>732433511
Fucking kek went from bad to worse

>>>732433467
meant for
>732433540

>>732433332
Is it true he will never score?

Will She ever...?

>>732433540
okay ill grant a reroll through me anon, i will undoom you with, will anons hot beautiful wife die before him?

>>732433596
There is still hope

>>732433668
welp your friends hate your hot wife that they kill her before you die

>>732433668
Welp

>>732425886
Oh great Monolith, please answer this age old question...
Are traps gay?

Is this bitch gonna show up or what

6969

Am I ever going to get sane again?

>>732433757
Kek. Best answer

Will i ever muster up enough courage to kill myself?

>>732433809
Not high enough

>>732425886
Will I ever be an artist ?

>>732433809
great answer
>when you're dead

>>732433809
Alrighty then

>>732433759
Oh fuck dammit i might as well just go home then

Will she stay with me forever ?

>>732433850
fuck yea

Will my waifu ever love me back?

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>>732428888

Am I always going to be a cuck

>>732433850
For a second i thought you said autist sorry im dyslexic

>>732433868
reroll

will I do anything with my life

>>732425886
guinos

Am i mentally ill ?

>>732425886
Am i gonna fuck that ugly bitch?

>>732433887
>one off
>appropriate disappointing answer

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>>732425886
should i invest my money on equipment?

>>732433757
50/50
Top half isn't gay but bottom half is

>>732433957
will this anon's mum die if i ask him a question?

>>732433957
hey anon is your mum alive?

>>732425886
Should I just kill myself?

>>732434156
reroll.(for your life)

>>732425886
Should i stop browsing b?

>>732434199
Good job, you made it worse fag. Let nature do its thing

Should I go back to bed?

>>732425886
rock'n'rollin'

>>732425886
Will I ever be happy in life

Does she like me?

>>732425886
Was my reading accurate

Do I have it?

Will I ever dare to box a wild Mongolian?

Will i become a total sissy